Normie neighbors are having a party.
how do i disrupt it?
spread the word of christ to them. if they're having a party on easter sunday they need it badly
>>27429128
"Hello officer, I'd like to report something."
Not the flashiest way, but it's the safest if you don't feel daring.
Go over there be yourself and have fun with them!
>>27429128
Call the cops and report underage drinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx0xhh6KeDc
>>27429128
Find the breaker on the outside of their house and flip all the switches. Just don't get caught.
>Bring some sodas
>Go there
>Say hello to everyone enthusiastically
>Make conversation about interesting topics
>Tell some corny jokes
>Get a few phone numbers and pledge to hang out again
>Leave after helping the host clean up a little bit of the mess, or at least throw out your trash
They'll never know what fucking hit em
>>27429167
this, dem niggas need jesus .
>or just light up a chinese firecracker for they will mistake it as a driveby
>or smear your shit in their cars and pour your piss bottles on the windows left open
>Go to the room with a queen sized bed.
>take a shit in a sock.
>put in sock drawer.
>>27429213
>bring some sodas
12 year old detected
>>27429257
OP didn't say what kind of party it was. I always bring sodas, booze is optional. My go-to is a bottle of cheap rum and come Cokes.
>>27429316
I'm sorry I just wanted to be a dick.
>>27429346
It's ok anon. I do that too sometimes. Why do you think I'm on /r9k/?
