All right, what's the dumbest shit you've ever done because you were horny?
>fapped 5 times during class in middle school, nobody else was in the room(detention) but I was bored shitless and hormones were out of control. Nearly got caught with my hand down my pants one time.
>I was a total dry hump addict. Anytime I was next to a girl, I would try to press my dick against their butts without them noticing. One time, this girl in front of me was sharpening her pencil and I just eased my dick against her very slowly. She grinded on me by accident since she had to move a bit to sharpen her pencil manually. There were several other times like this.
>Hugged my hot teachers a lot, I hugged my chemistry teacher from the back, humped a little and put my nose in her hair. I gave my English teacher a tight squeeze and put my face in her breasts, they were amazing.
Yeah, I regret the fuck out of it now, I'm sure they all knew I was a creep. I also perv'd out on my distant cousin the pool but that's another story. I know I'm fucked up, I know they know but the hormones man. I wish I had thought to fap before school started, not fapping was a mistake. I always fap before I go somewhere public now.
>>27429051
>a little after midnight summer 2015
>try online dating and get matches easily because girls have it on easy mode
>3rd date I'm making out in the backseat of a hot marine's car in an empty parking lot
>never allowed to have boys in my room and it seemed like a good place
>eventually we see red and blue light flashing
>hear a police siren go WHOOPWHOOP! WHOOPWHOOP!
>ohshit.jpg
>see my clear criminal record flash before my eyes
>he had nothing to worry about
>I was freaking out because I was completely topless with my shirt nowhere to be found
>cop car pulls next to us and I still can't find my shirt
>covering my boobs with one arm and searching with my other
>finally I find it
>uncover my boobs to put a shirt on and at that exact second the cop put his spotlight on us
>new cop car so it was a piercing white LED light on his side view mirror
>"You kids can't be here...!" He annoyingly said over his intercom
>put my shirt back on and skedaddle the fuck out of there
It was the most reckless thing I did, I could have gotten arrested
>>27429250
did this really happen? pic and time stamp please,? I like to confirm things when possible.
>>27429250
>girl
get out normie
>>27429320
How the fuck do I give proof
>>27429335
take a picture with a card that has today's date handwritten on it, upload it here. I just need proof you're a girl, if you are, anything you say is pretty much true since your kind is so rare here.
>>27429335
show us your breasts or get the fuck out
>>27429051
I wonder if anybody will remember.
>be chilling playing vidya
>parent left for an international trip
>have home to myself f yeah
>get hungry
>that hunger turns into opening a can of beans and cooking it in a pot with random spices
>cooked this nasty wheat pasta with tomato sauce too
>start eating it
>hunger fades away and turns into disgust
>need to throw out the food but don't want to step foot outside
>sweating.png
>retard lightbulb dings at the top of my head
>I dump the pot of beans and pasta into the toilet
>flush it
>go back to playing vidya
>gotta take a piss
>go to bathroom
>water flowing out from underneath the toilet
>oh shit oh shit fuck shit
>I fucked up the toilet
>flushing would only flood the floor
>couldn't use the bathroom
>Didn't know what to do so proceeded to post about my failure on 4Chan
>ignored the toilet for about 4 months
>It eventually unclogged itself
Wew never doing that again
Gay sex off Craigslist.
I really should have HIV right now for how retarded that move was. I guess it was just a dude with a gf who wanted to fuck another guy on the downlow.
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