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First time making a /britfeel/ thread edition Long weekend lads.
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First time making a /britfeel/ thread edition

Long weekend lads.
Did anyone see that Germany England match?

Bloody incredible.
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>>27428613
Has anyone else noticed how /britfeel/ is slowing down ALOT recently?

Are people becoming normies?

It's just not the same anymore
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>>27428679
It's Easter Weekend also. Thought it would be super busy, but guess not
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>>27428838
I agree.

Also in general, I'd expect /r9k/ to be the most active of all the boards on 4chan considering most robots rarely leave the house and are on their computers for most of the day.
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Last post for tonight. Hope the thread survives OP!
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>>27429486
Hopefully too.
It is very late, so I won't be too surprised if it does die.

But I thought we all had non existent sleep patterns.
Seems I've been fed lies :'(
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>>27428679
its non-existant when i'm awake at this time, in the daytime when i read through the threads when I wake up its usually ruined by the anime faggots bragging about who they had an orgy with that day think they made most robots stay away from this thread
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I hate pakis.

I hate liberals.

I hate almost everyone.

I mostly hate my self.
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>>27429733
some pakis are nice.
like the ones in my local cornershop.
cornershop ones are always nice and friendly.

I also hate liberals, any male that self identifies as a liberal is a numale, spineless cuck.
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>>27429801
Some pakis are nice until they meet another paki you could be in the middle of a conversation and they will stop completely ignore you and shake hands with the other paki while talking about Allah they are all in on it.

Its in the Quran they infiltrate other cultures when they cannot simply destroy them with force they eat them away from the inside out like cancer.

Look at paki areas they are shit holes.
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>>27429897
sounds like a paki fucked your gf or something mate
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>>27430786

He's right though, you fucking spineless cuck. It's hilarious that you'd insult nu-males and then act exactly like one.
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>>27430844
he's not though.
what he is describing is just a rude person.

guess what, there are those people in every race, religion and culture.

he experienced one bad paki and then assumed all pakis were terrible
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>>27428613
have a bomp
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>>27432482
(I'm the night watchman)
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Gonna get up and make dippy egg and soldiers for the boyfriend's Easter breakfast... Trying to decide if I want to cook bacon too.
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>>27432545
am a grill btw
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>>27432609
Uh... Actually I'm not...
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>Gym closed today

Well what the fuck else am I supposed to do
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>>27429897
>you could be in the middle of a conversation and they will stop completely ignore you and shake hands with the other paki while talking about Allah they are all in on it.
I can say with certainty that this has never ever happened
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>>27428613
Will supermarkets be open today? I have literally no food.
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Anyone doing anything for Easter?

Going to Speke Hall on an Easter egg hunt with my brother and his family. Was told by my mum that participation was mandatory

Kids think I'm cool now. In about 10 years they'll realise I'm a loser. Trying to enjoy this time but know I won't.

>two caucus captchas in a row
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>>27429801
>cornershop ones are always nice and friendly.

Food food delivery ones are always nice too. They always call you brother and tell you to enjoy your food.
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>>27433467
Something productive.
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>>27433801
>pakis that provide a service are nice
>Pakis that want your money are nice
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>>27433781
>Kids think I'm cool now. In about 10 years they'll realise I'm a loser.

Same for me. My nephew sees me as that cool uncle and always wants to visit because I have loads of video games for him to play. As he gets older he'll understand I'm a neet loser still living with his grandparents who never leaves his room. Where did it all go so so wrong?
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>>27430916
>he's not though.
>what he is describing is just a rude person.
That's Islam for you.
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>>27433828
Just my experiences, maybe it's because it's family owned and the drivers are probably family members or close friends with the owners. So they don't get treated like shit at work. Delivery drivers from chain stores like dominos or pizza hut are mostly rude cunts compared to the local paki places.
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>>27433861
>play with my Pokemon toys
>loads of vidya
>"we love you uncle Anon"
>their ma says "maybe uncle anon will have kids of his own so you can have cousins!"
>die inside

So hard to look ahead.
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>>27433982
It's okay anon, one day we'll have the courage to off ourselves so we can get off this painful ride known as life.
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I have normie book because of overseas family. A guy in my work adds me, as a rule I don't add people from work but I speak to the guy daily and he seems ok. In his 40s, likes hair rock, pretty cool. His FB is littered with posts like this

>dining alone
>waitresses take pity on him
>beautifully sad photograph
>slug and lettuce


Think he's an undiagnosed robot?
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>>27434050
Guessing he's not married and lives alone? The real question to find out if he's a robot is if he's divorced or not.
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>>27434102
He raised someone else's child who left him. He told me she wrote him a list of all his faults on 3 x a4 sheets of paper, both sides, in the eaely 00s. He still has it.
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>>27433779
Had a look on the store locator and it's closed. Thankfully based spar is open till 11pm today just like every single day. Hope the workers are getting extra today, must be miserable to have to work on a holiday when everyone else is off.
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>>27434144
i want to give him a hug now ffs.
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>>27434144
>He still has it.
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>>27434170
bainsburys is open laddo
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>>27434212
Mine isn't. Says closed for easter sunday.
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>>27434224
guess it's just the bigger ones that stay open or something, working there today.
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>>27434263
>working there today.
Are you getting paid extra today?
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>>27434270
not to my knowledge. doesn't really bother me though, easter is a 3/10 holiday.
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>>27434286
What holidays do you get paid extra for?
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I can be better for her.

Post waifus
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>>27434313
Don't really know honestly as I haven't worked there long, probably as few as possible.
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>>27434334
Fuck off you boring cunt, you are the reason these threads died
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Can I get an update on Poleaboo today
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>>27428613
I just noticed that OP didn't include the /britfeel/ in the title. You fucking cunt, no wonder the thread is so slow.

Kill yourself you worthless twat.
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save /britfeel/ with waifus
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>Did anyone see that Germany England match?
Normie detected
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>>27434937
It's in the OP though, so it can be searched
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>>27434992
My script didn't open it automatically when I opened the browser though so I just assumed there wasn't one like like 2 hours.
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>>27434334
That's the spirit lad, keep it up
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Either my hands are getting bigger or Easter eggs are getting smaller
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>>27435542
why not both
oc
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>>27434334
>tfw finished a rewatch last night
literally kill me
episode 24 hurt more the second time
episode 20 just a bit less
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>>27434334
She has become the reason I get up in the morning.
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>>27435580

20 always got me way more. I think it's because the sad kinda sneaks up on you after a generally pretty happy episode. 24 has more of a feeling of inevitability attached to it so it doesn't catch you quite so off-guard.
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All I want is a gf who
>likes Chinese cartoons
>likes vidya
>is a virgin
>isn't a fatty
>is of Nordic, former-USSR, or JApanese descent
>is shorter than me or taller than 172cm
>has similar political beliefs to me
>likes traps
>hates women
Is that too much to ask, lads?
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>>27434987
orrrr look at me I don't watch sports I spend all my time watching chinese cartoon pedophilia orrr orrrr
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>>27435606
this was true the first time i watched it
20 hit hard the first time
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>>27435625
a little.
originalu commento
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>>27435625
I probably fit all of those but I'm a guy and I don't really watch much anime
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Feel like blowing off Easter Sunday lunch with the family to sit in my house and get drunk alone.

Mum wants me to come over though.

What should I do robots?
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>>27435625
Lel I think you just described half the guys I knew at university.

I knew one or two girls who filled those criteria except they were all rampant lefty "muh refugees/rape culture" like 99% of girls in university these days.

Also they only wanted to date Chads, they only hung out with the anime guys in their down time.

Has anyone actually met a young right wing woman?
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Football is the most normie sport
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Was supposed to go for drinks with a qt today but she texted last night saying she's got a cold and can't make it. Trying to be optimistic and think it's for the best because I haven't had a cold in ages and the last time was from my ex (and the time before that was from a different girl)
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>>27435792
>getting a cold from two different girls, potentially three
Whore.
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>>27435783
>Has anyone actually met a young right wing woman?
Yes but she was eastern european
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I escaped over to Bristol for the weekend while everyone at home is wanking over the 1916 easter rising

is it cool if I chill with you britfags?
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>>27435873
Did you come over here just to shitpost online?
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>>27435873
If you help us retake Ireland.
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>>27435880
I'm staying at my cousins house but I'm essentially doing my usual, which is nothing/ shitposting on /r9k/ . So yes I suppose I did
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>>27435918
you're better off without it desu fampai
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Mad one on jezza kyle today
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What's up with this weather? The sun is shining right now but it was pissing it down 20 minutes ago and 20 minutes before that the sun was shining. I'm going to town in a bit and don't know whether to risk wearing a light jacket or wear a bulky coat and sweat.
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>>27435580
It all returns to nothing

oc
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>>27435873

Fine, but you'll need to answer a few questions first.

Firstly, why is every Irish person I have ever met so fucking bitter towards us, it even slips in to normal conversation. What the fuck did I do to them?

Secondly, why do Irish people who move here always nickthemselves "Irish ____" e.g. John would call himself Irish John and it would end up being his nickname.
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>the irish are celebrating uprising in 1916, quickly being overwhelmed, surrendering, and being lined up and shot for being silly.
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>>27436106
>tfw English but all my family is Irish and I have an obscure Irish first name
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>woman on jeremy kyle talking about how her son killed himself in an erotic auto asphyxiation accident
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What are you supposed to do on Easter Sunday?
Is there anything to do?
Should I just go back to sleep?
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>>27436209
Go to church

Glad this isn't oc
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>>27436209
I was gonna go into town and buy a Wii U Pro Controller but I don't want to get up now
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>>27436251

Shops are closed anyway.
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>>27436251
Glad I'm not the only one who is wasting their Sunday, Makes me feel somewhat better I think I'll just binge eat chocolate instead :P
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>>27436542
>tfw "the why me" describes you perfectly
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Met this 20yo lad at my mate's house earlier this week who got drunk and went on a rant about how he's still a virgin but it's because he works hard on his degree and he "actually cares about his future, unlike most people". Surprised people like that still exist, really reminded me of when I was a loser in secondary school and we all thought we were somehow intellectually superior to the popular crowd.
Why do some nerds develop such weird superiority complexes out of their own shortcomings? Is it a coping mechanism or are they just pricks?
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Just had a fish and chips lads!
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>>27436578
Why didn't you take his virginity you normscum?
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Getting pretty sick of all the tranny shit in the news all the time in places it just shouldn't be. I'm not looking at the finance section to read a story about how buy-to-let paid for some mentally ill person's sex change.
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>>27436794
>tranny shit
>news

>/r9k/
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>>27436807
You sure showed me anon.
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>>27436578
coping mechanism, guaranteed.
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How many easter eggs did you get lads?

Mum didn't get me one this year
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>>27437128

12.

t. obesity man
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Had to go into the lab on easter sunday lads, going in at 8 tomorrow as well.
I guess science doesnt care about our lord and saviour.
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>>27437128

My mum bought one extra for my sisters kids by mistake so I've had it
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>>27437150
>lab
>Tesco
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Poleaboos cut from last night, today

Cut himself while staring at a pic of her

It could be likened to masturbation
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What the fuck is the weather playing at today?

It's flipping between black rainclouds and summer sunshine fast enough I'm close to an eppy fit.

Make up your fucking mind, sky.
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>>27428613

Won a little bit of money on that game. Bet on both teams to score but wish I bet on England to win. Guess I didn't have the balls.

>>27429664
Anime is perfectly OK, it's just the gayness that they post with it.

Anyway, how is your day going so far lads?
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>>27437382
Need to go to the shops for some booze and then go see my nan in the nursing home

Would rather sit and play on my xbox desu lads
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who here /osrs/, i've had this acc 4 days for my rebuild and just got a skill pet
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>>27437440
Nice one, I'm sure your nan will be happy to see you.

I'm gonna watch some TV and maybe vidya for a bit while gaining the courage to go an deliver some Easter Eggs for my sister and her kids.
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>>27437352
sure

but it takes more than a street view photo to decide iif I want to live somewhere
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>>27436029
In the past their was genuine British oppression and a lot of Irish see the 1922 declaration of independence as a massive triumph of justice against the evil British forces. Theres an unwarranted pride 100 years on from people who have never been oppressed their whole lives, but love to feel proud about this historic victory, and feel as though they're entitled to some kind of special status. It's the exact same as modern blacks claiming how they're victims of slavery because their ancestors were.

Many Irish blindly hate British individuals in the present day for the war crimes of men who lived a century ago. Not to mention, their were many horrific, violent Irish rebellions that are excused and rarely mentioned.
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>be le sound of the sea at the floating to know no soul floats below a sole brother

what i leech from the burns that hold no water to ask the sand what human put your flute to influence the shape of a perfect prostate
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>>27428613
>no subject

Lad literally one job la
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My flatmate forgot to buy bog roll so I've gone to the pub for a shite. Gonna have a few pints then go see that pish Batman vs Superman film by myself, top-notch Sunday incoming lads.
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>>27436578
I guarantee that cunt's a libertarian.
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Does anyone know if the Dailymail was printed today, and if it was then does it have the Jessie Slaughter story in it?

Its a long shot, but I would pin that shit up above my bed for the rest of my life
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>>27437626
see 10 cloverfield lane instead
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>>27437626
>Leaving your room
>Having a flatmate
>Going to the pub
>GOING T THE PICTURES

Fucking normie.
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>>27437693
Jessi is now called Damien. So you might wanna try looking for that instead
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Who /boatrace/ here? Inb4 Cambridge loses again
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>>27437693

The Daily Mail doesn't print anymore.
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>>27437766
Who /toryscum/ here? Inb4 kids are really attractive
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>>27437830
Just like clockwork m8
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>>27437830
who /libcuck/ here? Inb4 muslims are welcome
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>>27437721
I got the ending of that spoilered for me. Plus, I'm hungover and quite fancy watching some brainless total shite.
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>>27437465

Yep playing now, comfy as fuck.
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>Cambridge women LITERALLY sinking in the boat race
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>>27438028
At least they didn't just pussy out
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>>27434334
we can all be better for the one we love lads.

>>27435580
I have managed to reason the ending of K-on to a very technically sad thing, being amazingly crafted to make you feel these emotions, but actually not that sad once you think of the reality of the ending.
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>>27437789
Fuck. I even went and bought a copy of The Mail, fuck my life
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>>27437626
>Batman vs Superman

>>27437959
>I'm hungover and quite fancy watching some brainless total shite.

Its not a good hangover film mate, I really wouldn't bother. Its much to convoluted for to be a hangover film and all the zoomey cameras and grim dark would make the suffering worse
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Went to see my nan in the nursing home. Turns out they have a nice bunny called snowdrop there.

Wonder if he shits himself in the night like my nan
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>>27438567
That poor bunny. Hope they let it roam free sometimes. Hate it when people keep them locked up, but it looks like it's an indoor bunny so it's already better off than 99% of the bunnies owned by shitstains who keep them outside in hutches
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WHAT THE FUCK LADS

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD

ITS JUST TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES

I FEEL LIKE IM ON /lgbt/ OR /soc/ !!!!
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>>27438600
Trannies don't come to this topic, and if they do, they don't shove it in our faces all the time. It's mostly nerdgays using anime girl pics
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>>27438653
yeah /britfeel/ is alright

however look at the board in general, it's complete shit with maybe 1-5 interesting threads
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>>27438670
I don't really browse rest of the board anymore because like you said, it's gone complete shit
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>>27438670
Thats the site in general now mate. I browse a few boards like /pol/ and /tv/ but this site is full of newfags now, especially /r9k/ the r/4chan meme board

I'd go over to cr*pplech*n but they're all bellends and the website is just worse

HOW IS THIS SPAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27438709

It's literally one of the oldest memes, 4chan has never been good.

Expecting anything other than complete shit is futile.
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>glucose levels been over 250 the entire night
>they are fucked now too, going up and down alternating superfast
Going to kill myself with caffeine pills soon desu senpaitachi
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Just realised my dad is more /pol/ than /pol/ desu, I think 4chan has kinda normalised rightwing views for me
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>>27435625
all I want is a bf who doesn't mind alternative music and isn't an oppressed special snowflake
tfw homo
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>>27438931
>who doesn't mind alternative music

I'm out. I want a bf who doesn't really enjoy music at all.
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>>27438840
Eating chocolate smoking weed popping benzos and opiates like there's tomorrow

Just kill yourself, you serve no purpose
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>>27433781
Just got back from this. Feel loved and alive but now I'm home alone and I know in a few hours I'll be robot again.
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>>27438980
> Feel loved and alive but now I'm home alone and I know in a few hours I'll be robot again

Hah, yes, what the fuck is this feel about?

You spend time with people, and you feel like life might end up OK, then the solitude just saps it away like some long-term AoE spell in an RPG.
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>>27438946
not gonna lie generally I dislike people who don't care about music but since I don't talk much they don't know it
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>>27439074
Funny, I think the opposite!

It just bugs me listening to their noise all the time, then they start listing off these names and bands like I'm supposed to know who they are.

Doesn't apply to background noise though in TV shows, games etc. I kinda like it then
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Should I start drinking?
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>>27439161

yes, anon, yes you should

howisthatnot originalREEEEEEEE
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>>27439161

You mean you haven't started yet? Come on lad, step it up.
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>>27439201
>>27439204
I know but its depressing drinking on your own these days, for me anyway
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>>27439204
Tbh hes probablly 17.
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>>27438600
Fuck up mate, trannies are okay.
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>>27438947
>benzos and opiates
And I thought I was bad. Why are you such a degenerate?
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>>27438947
Neither do you, you fucking pothead junkie. Hope you die from benzo withdrawal
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>>27439257
well on this board they act like attention whores and are complete dickheads
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>>27439257
Trannies are just even more mentally fucked than faggots

hence why they kill themselves constantly
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>>27439266
Shutup you mouthbreather
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>>27439297
You are going to die earlier than angry diabetesanon if you continue like this
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>>27439280
>hurrrr durrrrr muh glucose and shitty DNA

Fuck off no one gives a shit
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>>27439297
Lol piece of subhuman shit
>>27439318
this

>>27439327
No one cares that you're an useless junkie.
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Ate 2 Creme eggs, 1 galaxy caramel egg, 10 mini kinder eggs and 1 big cadburys egg. Gonna have a joint then watch Wrestlemania 16. Thats my easter sunday
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>>27437128
3. 1 from my mum, 2 I bought myself.

I swear they are smaller than I remember.
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No love in /britfeel/ tonight is there lads
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> tfw no sophie ellis-bextor gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOdgbRx4ihQ
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>things going kinda well for a change
>can't stop thinking of ways everything will go wrong

Please brain, let me enjoy the happiness while it lasts.
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>>27439655
>manface
you gay or something?
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>mum says she's dishing the dinner up
>it's on plates

god help me but this fucking woman
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had some of my cadbury egg earlier and it tasted fucking terrible
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>>27439879
>still buying cadbury
Traitor.
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>Xbox Spring Sale
>Can't afford a thing in it

I need to get off the bennies. I can't deal with living like this. I just sit at home and eat fucking stale food because I can't afford waste.
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>>27439858

An incredibly incorrect opinion, but it's Easter Sunday, so I'll let you off.
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GET IN HERE LADS

http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net


http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net


http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net


http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
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merry easter far flung face sheep from muck had made in the journey up the hill to stop and take note of an datum to one day drive a datsun in the Ethiopian rally on the beach thats has no teach but one bonsai246z
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How many eggs have we eaten today, then?

I'm nearing about 4.
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>>27439996
None because I'm not an overweight child
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>>27439996
None because I'm an adult.
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>>27439929
CHAT IS PACKED FULL OF RIGHT NORMOS

AVOID

AVOID

AVOID
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>>27438080
im about to log back on whats your user friendo
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>>27440060
Hardly surprising.
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>>27439996
When I went downstairs today my mum's boyfriend said to me that he'd bought me some eggs. I was so confused until I saw that they were chocolate eggs, I had completely forgotten about easter.
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>tfw after eating a big meal and having a few pints
too sleepy atm desu senpai
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this is pretty fun lads get in here


http://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23/uk/&server=irc.rizon.net
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who /TLOP/ here?
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Holy shit lads. I just woke up. I went to bed at 12.30am too, so not even that late. What the fuck. I looked at the clock and thought 'oh, 6.10am thats really good to be up'. Then I noticed it said pm. I have work too tomorrow and I wasted the whole day sleeping.
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>>27440368
so if i fuck this model
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>>27434987
I watched it alone, as always.
Having a sport you like watching doesn't make you a normie, mate.
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>>27437382
Jesus you must have been ecstatic, considering we won in the last minute basically.
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>>27437320
>lives in England
>surprised about erratic weather

Undercover Amerifat detected
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>>27440413
Best part is you won't get back to sleep until 5am or something and will be knackered in work
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>>27434937
Please forgive me friend.
It escaped my mind.
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>>27440506
You're right, might just call in sick tomorrow. Haven't called in sick in almost a year so should be good.

I have no idea why I ended up sleeping for so long too.
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>>27436607

What did you get mate?
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>>27439655
>that fucking man jaw

How is anyone attracted to these man jawed """girls"""?
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>Death toll rises above 50 from suicide blast in Pakistani city of Lahore - no group has yet claimed the attack

Everyone changed their facebook picture to have a pakistan flag overlayed on it?
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>>27440671
If pakistan gets more notice then turkey I'll flip.
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>>27440671
>Terrorist attack in anywhere but West

I could not give less of a fuck
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>>27440671

Not white people, no hashtag, no facebook pic generator.

1/10, je ne suis lahore pas.
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>>27440671
nah, fuck them
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>Rachel Weisz in The Mummy Returns

HNNNNNNNNGH!!!
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>>27440671
Think about it mate

If you see a poo left in a public toilet it might be disgusting but its normal, when you see one left in the middle of the pavement outside your house that's a different issue
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>>27440671
>Suicide blast in Pakistan

That's a false flag if ever there was one.
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>>27440767
Ha that's a good analogy, nice one mate
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>>27440413
How long is your shift?
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>my homosexual eunuchoidal curbstompfaggotbody still decreases the glucose levels even though i am on 0.3U/hour of basal since 3 hours and the last bolus of 1U was 3 hours ago
going to turn my fucking cancerpump off for the rest of the day now lads, really cant be arsed. Fucking homodisease.
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>>27440868
is there nothing you can do to unfuck yourself?
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>>27441041
Don't engage, he acts retarded for attention, then when you call him a retard he dramatically reveals his levels are fine and he has masterfully rused us all
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>>27441041
I will just fuckign stop eating and stop taking insulin, problem solved. i mean we fucking die one day anyways, living for a few days/weeks without giving a fuck about this shit is better than living for years in hell.
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>tfw surprise landlord inspection next week
>tfw spent all day tidying my shit hole house into a presentable house
>tfw 15 bin bags of assorted shit has left
>tfw actually really house proud
>sitting here on newly tidy downstairs, watching clean TV with clean room, with scouse cooking on the pressure cooker making the house smell of lovely stew, drinking an ice cold pint
>been scrubbing and wiping everything so hard I've got that post workout relax

So fucking comfy lads
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>>27441068
>he dramatically reveals his levels are fine and he has masterfully rused us all
please link to the arvchived post where I have said this. you cant because i never fucking did.
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>>27441095

Have you considered losing weight? That tends to clear up diabetes, iirc.
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>>27440822
9-5 at an office.
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gonna leave this shitty pump turned off and take caffeine all night lads. probably goingn to lose a fucking kilogram of fat butu who gives a shit, I'm merely underweight so i still got quite some room until i am aneorexic.

>>27441151
don't kid yourself. I'm such a big meme that every single person who posts ITT knows exactly what causes my condition and that there is no cure.
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>>27441172

Well, there is a cure, and it's called 'exercise'.
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life is fucking shit lads

people fucking suck and are all cunts

end it all
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>>27441319
>end it all
Believe me lad I want to but don't want to hurt mummy.
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>>27441090
>surprise inspection
>next week

How does that work>
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>>27441319
Agreed m8

fuck everything
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>>27441319
i know mate, i know
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>>27441347
lolno you don't. if you were actually about to die you would fear death like nobody else because you haven't even lived yet.
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Fuck me lads

Thunder storm outside, hail stone as well.
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>>27441374
>>27441379
>le comfortzone manchildren with no real problems
the only one here who has real problems is me, diabetesguy.
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>tfw will never rim a qt boy in a skirt
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>>27441497
Can you put on a trip so I can filter you?

Or do a poleaboo and refer to yourself in the 3rd person. That would help also
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I just wanna dance in London
Just give me one night, and a foreskin
European girls don't like mutilated jeeeew cocks
mutilated jeeeew cocks
AND THE CIRCUMCISIONSCAR IS ON FIRE
THATS WHAT JEWS DESIRE
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i kicked a trolley last night when i was drunk and now my shin hurts
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Lads, what are some good clothes shops in the uk?
It seems all i ever do is hit up tkmaxx
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Where are all my good Steam chat lads
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>>27441613
What clothe do you want?
h&m are great for most stuff
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>tfw no trap bf who occassionally lets me suck his dick/spoiler]
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>>27441765

She's either cis or trans. Regardless she's not a boy and I'll bang you for chatting transphobic shit if you're not careful.
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>>27441878
>has a dick
>not male

pick one
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>>27441920
I'm afraid that I've had to forward your post to the police as I believe it is unlawful under the Equality Act 2010 and the European Charter on Human Rights
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>>27441878
>i'll bang you
how? through the fucking screen? also how the fuck is that transphobic?
he will never be a real woman, period. that doesn't mean that i wouldnt fuck him though
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>>27441944
wow, I'm forwarding your threatening posts to the police too ( " I will bangn you ")
Are you actually aware how little of a fuck I give?
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>>27441944
Oh wait, it's Convention not Charter

fuck
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>>27441944
The Equality Act and European Convention only covers humans.
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>>27442026
DAAAAAAAAMN

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>beef, potato, carrot and onion stew

The most comfy meal, put in a tonne of beef stock too, every potato bite was lovely beefy goodness.

Just demolished a shit load of it, currently food coma on the sofa

Who comfy here lads?
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>>27442158
How where you treated unfair?

Unless you're mega disabled it's your own fault you didn't just get a job and make your own way in life
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>>27442158
>I was never given a chance to defend myself

You had a trial lad. the fact that you're guilty is your own fault
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>>27442158
Blame Nintendo's censorship of import games, please.
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>>27442158
Kek the Feds will be knocking on your door after all these people report you, good luck explaining to mommy and daddy
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>>27442158
Make sure you distribute it to various media outlets before you do whatever you're doing.
Don't want your manifesto lost
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Ribena is such an intolerable retard, I desperately want it to be real so he actually goes to prison.
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GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUCKED, GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUCKED, MAKE ME SCREAM, MAKE ME JUMP, GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
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Really wanna wank but already have today so it won't work.

Why is life so suffering
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>>27442308
ayo phife dawg you ok senpai?
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threw up tons in public today lads, had to keep swallowing the puke so no one would see me throw up on the floor
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>>27442461
circumCISEDfag detected.
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>>27442488
threw up all over the floor at work the other day, this post just reminded me ffs. was proper liquid spew right in the middle of the warehouse.
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>>27442461
What? Are you broken?
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>>27442494
Except I'm not?
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>>27442691
then how the fuck can you only fap once a fucking dayc
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>>27428613
that game was incredible. I've never seen England press like that
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>>27442483
Kek.

DiabeticAnon isn't very funky
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>>27442461
if you had said you have already wanked 5-7 times today, i would have been all like 'okay, i can relate to that' but one time lad, once.
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>>27442678
>>27442697
>>27442731
Is this not normal?

It's ridiculously difficult to get and stay hard long enough to cum a second time.
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>>27442731


>wanked 5-7 times today... 'okay, i cant relate to that'

Pervert.
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>>27442792
Junlad is a smelly, horrible pervert. And I love it.
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