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Saw this on a /pol/ thread. It seems more fitting for this board though.
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>>27428492
what are we rolling with? just any number generator?
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Roll why not

asdf
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>>27428557
>Being this new
holy shit
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>>27428557
your kidding....

right....
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>>27428599
i understand roll threads you cunt

it just seemed like rolling with the post numbers would be take an unnecessary amount of time
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Is this shit real? I hope so.

Fuck this gay earth and fuck this robit.
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>>27428492
Top Mage
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>>27429022
I avoided getting into college the past two years because I have no idea what I want to study or do with my life.
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>>27428557
No foopin' way
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>>27428557
originus commentium
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>>27428492
Fancy cakes
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>>27428492
rollo

bollo

tollo
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>>27429113
Closest thing would be when I faced down an annoying kid in PE. He kept on making threats of hitting us for some reason and I just frowned at him and asked "what are you gonna do?".

He might have hit me, though I was pretty confident he wouldn't. Thats the only situatation I can think of that came close to true "danger".
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>>27429067
Nothing really excites me.

I hope I find something that does.
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>>27429291
My first love was with a girl called Giovanna. It was in middle school, and I think I had a crush on her because she was one of the few people that didn't pick on me. Looking back on photos of her, I don't understand what I saw in her, she seems ugly compared to other girls.
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rolling laoaoaoa
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>>27429330
I guess I need to reroll for an actual number...
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>>27429331
get a fucking job and start working out
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>>27429301
Never really had to adapt to anything.

Unless this thing is counting games which I doubt I got nothing.

I don't really get into situations where I need to make choices. That don't involve foods. or something very minor.
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>>27428492
>right most chakra
>names the left most chakra

Jesus heck man
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>>27429360
God damn it, I need a number that's not 0!!!
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>>27428492
let's fucking go m80
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>>27429366
traps and cuck
>>27429378
threw me off too
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>>27429390
Holy shit, have these chakras cursed me or something?
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rollin' around in the feels and the peels
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>>27429398
just fucking perfect m9, next
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>>27428492
Rolling again origigignal
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>>27429422
Overcame temptation? I guess the time I either refused to eat some junk food during a diet, or when I tried nofap for about 3 days. Nothing spectacular.
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>>27429455
I stole a biscuit from a biscuit jar once, and I could've avoided it by not being such as greedy cunt.
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rollin' around in the feels and the peels and the deals
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>>27429370
I guess my ultimate goal would be to have a job I enjoy doing while also supporting a wife and child.
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This thread

is
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>>27429461
I can show more compassion by asking people how are they doing and trying to be the friend people need. I myself know that college can be very lonely, you spend time begging for some best friend to drop out of the sky, so maybe I could be the friend from the sky.
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>>27429481
just realised I've been doing it wrong, so I'll start with first chakra again, but I've done 5 - so I can get /fit/ or maybe try and talk to oneitis in order to feel more secure.
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>>27429520
I hate having to reroll, its just annoying.
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Sure, sounds fun.
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>>27429498
I guess getting off this depressing board, no this site would enhance my mental well being.
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>>27428492
roll
>bc why not
>original comment
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>>27429527
Sleep paralysis, can't open my eyes but feel like I'm moving even though I know I'm not. Felt like someone was hurting me, but I don't know how.
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Rollie roll

Lets do this shit faggots
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>>27429548
Fuck, just realize I'm actually only allowed to advance if I roll zero. Fuck this, OP your directions were unclear!
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>>27429563
Asked a girl out to prom, it was dangerous because I knew it would emotionally destroy me and I did it because I thought 'why not, might as well'.
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>>27429596
BDSM is my most secret fetish tbqh, I'm quite open about my fetishes.
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>>27429562
a situation I avoided?

I was close friends with my oneitis and thought we were about to be together. long story short get cucked for one of my best friends. I avoided talking to her for months and became a bitter angry hermit, putting the final nail in the casket and basically ending my life as a normie
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>>27429621
I have never let my lust get the better of me, no
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>>27429637
rolling again
I stay in the same chakra until 0 or all questions are answered right?
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>>27429561
I feel like I know whats right and whats wrong. I've never been in any serious situation so it doesn't matter. honestly.
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>>27429647
There aren't any memorable sexual encounters
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>>27428492
Again again

>most memorable sexual encounter

My high school sweetheart snuck me into her room, which was in a basement. Her moms window was just above the window into the basement so I had to be quiet as possible, and there were crunchy leaves everywhere because autumn.

I brought 3 condoms because that was how many I thought I'd need. Needed more.

We discussed our options and I decided to sneak back out, run to the gas station down the block and get more

After navigating back out of the far too small window and climbing out of the enclosement (idfk what it's called) I made my way to the gas station and it was closed. I decided the Walmart (roughly 1.5 miles away) was my best bet. I didn't want to waste time, so I ran the whole way. A dog followed me for a short part of it, which was cool. On the way back it was raining, but it was a warm rain. I was not fit and have never run more than a mile, but I made it all the way back without stopping. When I arrived and snuck back in, wet from the rain, she was so relieved to see me alive (it should have been like 4 minutes to get to gas station). She kissed me hard and water was still dripping off my hair down my face.

That was a good time
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>>27429670
okay game, I'll move on to Svadhisthana
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>>27428492
Dhir c ku
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>>27429587
Really I've just been moving on I don't think it matter much.
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>>27429671
>What can you do to feel more secure?

Get accepted to transfer to my school of choice, work hard
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>>27429688
Read more, paint more, I have no idea I'm generally not create whatsoever
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>>27429661
to feel more secure I could probably try to stop doubting myself too often and try to look at things with a more positive outlook
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Yes, I guess. I was once into this skinny goth chick and she came over to my house to "chill" and I, thinking that she was into me, made a move by grabbing her, falling on the bed, and trying to kiss. She rejected me, and seemed chill and laughed about it at first. But after I took her home, I received a Facebook message of her explaining to me how she now hated me, and shitty me and all of my friends were, and didn't speak to me for a month

I deserved it for being so stupid and creepy. Still fucking hurt though.
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>>27429709
Being told I'm wrong when I know I'm right, or having my political beliefs mocked just because they're unconventional/not mainstream.
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>>27428492
rrosdgfsdfgh
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>>27429731
She had blonde/brown hair, a nice ass and lovely smile. She was quite quiet and was cute.
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>>27429756
Go outside more often
More hobbies (idk what)
Talk to people more often
Try to grow some balls and get confidence
Read more.
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rollin' around in the feels and the peels and the deals and the meals
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>>27428492
Rollin8
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>>27429710
roll pt 3
original comment
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>>27429778
be less autismo, I guess
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>>27428492
rolly polly ford and fun
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>>27429703
>Describe a situation where you faced head on danger

Some little Mexican kid from down the block was calling my little sister fat and a nigger (we're very white). He was my age but his dad was a big time dealer and no one wanted to mess with him. I know it seems dumb, but as kids we really believed his dad would kill us for fucking with him.

Well, this fucker had a 4 foot metal bar. We were both 12, 13 maybe. I stood up for my sister, and just like I thought, it led to him being a twat and coming at me with the metal bar. He hit me with it twice before I got a hold of it and I wrestled it from him. Scrawny kid, but the bar hurt anyway. After I got it from him I hit him back a good few times before he ran away.

>why

Not so much for my sister... I was tired of that fucker being around
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>>27429805
biscuits from the biscuit jar. I could've avoided by not submitting to desire.
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>>27429793
head on despite danger

I almost got in a fight a few weeks ago, I guess that counts bc I wasn't scared and fights are dangerous
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Drug addicts and junkies make me angry. I assume it's because my parents are junkies and it very much damaged my childhood and development.
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>>27429833
Playing a game of football when I was 11, got tripped up and broke my arm. Fucking wanker.
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>>27429863
Broke a 6'4" guy's nose, and I'm 5'8.
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>>27429822
>Situation you avoided

Joining a sports team in high school, even though I really wanted to

>why?

I felt like it was too much of a burden to ask my mom to drive me anywhere or pay for anything (I was poorfag)
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>>27429877
I get excited about new vidya or TV shows and I have no idea.
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Linguine
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>>27429844
roll v4
yet another original comment
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>>27429891
Already answered.

I choose

>most secret fetish

Piss play/water sports
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>>27429896
Addicted to WoW so I just stopped playing, ezpz.
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>>27429906
secret fetish

rough and lots of talking, that's not very weird I'm a normie when it comes to fetishes
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Rollin' chakra
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>>27428492
Rollerino! Les go
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>>27429924
I struggled to overcome the obstacle of being socially inept by being a massive dickhead and people finding me entertaining for some reason.
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Beginning Roll
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Help me Chakra lords
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>>27429913

Already answered

I choose

>the time you most feared for your life

I was the DD for a couple friends of mine. They got belligerently wasted and the guy whose car it was was violently (literal sense of the word) opposed to letting anyone but him drive. He was drifting all the way back and I was in the back of the SUV on blankets with 3 other people during the trip. I was convinced he'd crash and kill us. Oh well.
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>>27429985
Yes, I've fapped to many things I'm not proud of and made a friendship extremely awkward by leading it into a weirdly sexual place. Also I fucked some guy off the internet.
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>>27430010
Level 2 ROLL
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>>27429938
roll 5
once again
original
comment
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>>27428492
Rolling for a better me.
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>>27430030
Fuck off, waste of a 0, roll
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>>27430009

Already answered

I choose

>explain obsession

I follow the movements of Scott Kelly pretty closely. He was fucking off in high school, did well in college, went to space

I am doing my best to replicate his steps because I fucked off in HS and I want to go to space
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>>27430037
when I was most afraid?

probably the night my dad came home when I was like 9 and started beating the shit outta my step mom and step brother. wasn't in the room but I heard that shit.

rolling for next one with this post too
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>>27428492
Hm i'll give it a go
rollan
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>>27430092
already answered 2 moving on

roll
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When have I given into temptation? Idk. I can't think of anything REALLY good. Although, when I was a freshman in high school, myself and some buddies all decided that we wanted to trip on acid. So we met in the woods behind on of the guys' house and ate some fucking acid.

One of the worst experiences of my life. I started looping and freaked the fuck out and ran back and forth through the woods. One of the guys even threatened to tackle me if I didn't calm down.

Anyway, while we were tripping, I accidentally stepped on and broke someones phone, and his parents freaked out when they realized they couldn't get a hold of him. They rushed to where we were at, and took that guy home. He freaked out, tried to shoot his dad, and had to be sent to a hospital.

Anyway, his parents had called the cops on the rest of us. We were on probation for a year, and to go through rehab.
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>>27430083

Already answered

I choose

>have you ever let your lust get the better of you

Yeah. I cheated on my ridiculously beautiful gf with some random in a town far from home. She wasn't even that good looking.
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>>27428492
Rolling now, let's do this
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>>27430041
>What can you do to feel more secure in life?
focus on doing better at school and learning more about things before I argue with someone about them.
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>>27430134

Can't fap.

That is every single question from the first category.

Here is level 2 roll
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>>27430140
>that was quick
Moving on to lvl 2 then.
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>>27430120
fuck
reroll for 2nd chakra
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>>27430150

Waste of a fucking 0. Fuck you

Rolling again
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>>27428492
Isn't outside of b roll threads bannable?
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y not?
roling
oc
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Fucking hell this looks like it'll take a while.
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>>27428492
>be poo in loo
>born and raised in a western country
>parents always vaguely mention chakras during spiritual conversations and religious events
>always give me shit for not knowing anything about my heritage

Might as well roll and see what happens.
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One time I forgot to brush my teeth before going to bed, so my grandpa woke me up by literally breaking a spatula on my back.

It wasn't that bad. I can't think of a time where I was seriously injured by someone else.
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>>27430170
fml
again

original content here
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>>27430157
>What do you get excited about? How can you bring that enthusiasm into every aspect life?

Tits are pretty exciting (never actually seen any irl though). I guess I could get a stripper to follow me around and spice up whatever I do.
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>>27430188
>explain your obsession with an obeject or other person
well, i'm obsessed with my computer, because I sit around all day, and it's all I do... vidya, animay, and /r9k/.
anyway, rolling again.
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>>27430173

>a time you were physically hurt by someone

I was mouthing off to the principal when I was a freshmen in HS. A senior thought that was shitty so while the principal and I were going back and forth he came up and punched me.

My face was like a faucet of blood. He broke my nose. I lost consciousness for 3-5 seconds. He got charged with some Bs child abuse charge because I was 14 he was 18. He got it dropped to assault and battery so not terrible, which seemed more fair to me.
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rolling
oregano commnt.
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>>27428557

This fucking newfag
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I've never had a serious addiction. Unless we consider beating off once or twice a day a serious addiction.
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>>27428492
i don't ge tit op
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>>27430259
1st chakra
I have never had a sexual encounter. Rerolling
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>>27430217
finally
>what I get excited about?
there's a few things that make me excited, like when I'm with my friends and we are doing fun shit (inb4 normie) and when I'm not at my house or school doing anything interesting
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>>27430225
>When have you given into temptation? How could you have avoided it?

The only real problem that I see myself having would be fapping too much. I've cut it down to once every few days but doing it even less would help me and my dick. The easiest way to avoid it from what I have found is staying away from porn sites and boards on 4chan.
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>>27430202
A situation I avoided? I guess I avoided talking to a teacher on Thursday because they were already talking to someone and didn't want to disturb them.
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>>27430280
2nd chakra rolling oregano commnt.
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>>27430205
>Have you ever let your lust get the better of you?

Sure, I've lost more "No Fap (insert month)" challenges than I can count. Unless it means with another person, in which case I haven't. Will always be KV status.
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>>27430111
>What can you do to feel more secure in life?

More secure? I'm not really under any danger, in fact i'm sheltered as fuck
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>>27430256

>5 ways to be happier

Workout regularly
Quit smoking
Stop dating, be happy single
Stop procrastinating
Fix my car
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>>27430236
>what is your most secret fetish?
oh fuck, okay, i'm anon so it won't hurt...
being dressed up as a maid, and fucked in the ass. Yes I like women as well.
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>>27430283
>physically hurt by another person

boxing match w/ friend, fucker got my nose and it hurt like hell, one time backed into someone with a cigarette in their hand and it got ashed on my arm, almost drowned by my aunt when I was like 5

roll for next one
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>>27430315

>when did you give into temptation

I just smoked a cig

Probably shouldn't have. Easy not to. Fuck it
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>>27430284
>Go fap

OK this is literally the exact opposite of what I should be doing! I already fapped once today but if the charkra picture says so then I guess I'll have to do it. Big milf tits here I come for round two.
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>>27428492
Roll

desu desu original desu
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>>27430350
Roll again

desu desu original desu
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>>27430309
>Most memorable sexual encounter
wew, there isn't any. I guess a private striptease counts? I got to grab her nice tits and ass, got diamond hard and kept asking her questions to calm myself and not feel so awkward
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>>27430293
Faced something head on despite danger? Told a mugger with a knife to fuck off. I did it because fuck that guy I'm not giving him my stuff.
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>>27430340
onto chakra 3

rolling
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>>27430301
>Tell me about your first love, even if she didn't love you back.

We were both 15. She was 5'7", redheaded, ran cross country and had amazing legs. I think at first I loved her for her legs.
She liked fuzzy animals, carpentry, machining, reading. She had this smile she'd get when she was passionate about something, the kind of smile that no teenager could resist.

I moved away after that year and she dated my best friend instead.
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>>27430346

Already answered

I choose

>what makes you angry

My roommate wakes me up on a whim just to ask me stupid questions or to hang out. He somehow manages to interrupt every sleep cycle every time, so I feel like shit when he wakes me up. If he wasn't my best friend prior to moving in together I'd have murdered him.
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>>27430307
>Tell about when you were most afraid for your life

Probably when I had to undergo surgery for a hernia when I was 9. The fights I got into during high school are a close second but the fear of getting my ass kicked was overshadowed by tard rage.
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>>27430390
Rollan for a knew question.
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>>27430376
>Most secret fetish
I get attracted to animals. I have never done anything because i know it is fucked up. I use furry sometimes as a substitute.
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>>27430400
Rolling for 3rd chakra. Oregano commnt.
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>>27430317
>when were you most afraid for your life
I was about 15, and I was climbing around near a cliff. There was an area where the rocks were slippery, and there was a large fall behind me. Not fatal, but I most definitely would have broken a couple of bones if I had have fallen, and if I had've landed on my back or head, I definitely would have died or become paralised.
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>>27430397
>why do people defend their opinions so much?

afraid of looking dumb

afraid of looking weak by not defending their word

afraid of being wrong

don't want to admit they're wrong

believe they are right

roll for next
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>>27430412
A time I hurt a person? I once stabbed a kid with a pencil when I was in elementary school, can't remember why.
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I generally can get very excited about music: listening to it, reading about it, imagining myself making it, actually trying to make it, etc. It's been a lifelong interest of mine. I try to listen to at least one new album per day, if not more. And it's definitely my primary source of entertainment.

I also really like learning and reading about different cultures and world history, I can get excited about that.
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>>27430418
Roll for next one

wasdwasdwasd
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>>27430421
My ultimate goal? I guess it's just finding peace with myself and the world. I want to reconcile the sheer ugliness of the world with my former optimism and idealism.
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>>27430430
cool, 0, rolling for svad
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>>27430444
Worst addiction is probably vidya, I haven't overcome it.
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>>27430452
I avoid a lot of social situations. I do it because I have anxiety when I talk to people.
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>>27430458
If I know what I'm feeling, I can at least form rational thoughts and responses to it. I know the value of this after some psychotic episodes a while ago.
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>>27430411
>What can you do to feel more secure in life

Security comes from keeping my hands busy. Whether it's working on university assignments, exercising or just cleaning up around the house. It makes me feel like I'm actually going places in life and securing a future for myself as a productive adult, even if it's just mundane things that everyone does. Sitting down to watch tv or play video games inevitably makes me feel anxious these days.
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>>27430441
>ultimate goal in life?
be rich
be attractive
be good with women
be wise
be kind and not a bitter fuck like I am right now

roll for next
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>>27430471
>first love
I don't think I've ever loved someone like that, unless school crushes count.
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>>27430401

>first love

She was a nerdy girl, 6/10. Loner type. She had one close friend and a few proximity friends. We dated for 3 years. She is the same girl from my "memorable sexual encounter" from level 1 earlier.

She was obsessed with dragons in every game. D&D was brutal because our DM like having us slaughter dragons and she was like a god damn dragons rights activist. It pissed me off a little, but damn was it cute and it added depth to her character... Even if it was annoying depth.

She was a straight edge and got pissed when I started drinking with my friends and eventually that fell apart

I hope art school is treating her well, because when it's over so is all her fun
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>>27430490
Rolling for 4th chakra. Oregano commnt.
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>>27430487
Roll for next one
wasdwasdwasd desu
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>>27430495
>temptation
I just ate a chocolate bar, I probably could of not eaten it.
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1. Read and study more
2. Actually make an effort to groom and take care of myself
3. Try to get more sleep
4. Be less antisocial
5. Actually develop a schedule and stick to it
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>>27430514
Yes be back soon
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>>27430520
Rolliollipoli for a new question.
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>>27430494
>a time you struggled to overcome an obstical, but succeeded

getting over the ony girl I ever loved. now my issue is I don't miss her but I miss the feeling of having someone like her.
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>>27430500
Fuck yeah. Rolling for 3rd chakra
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>>27430512
I can be extremely loyal to others if I have friends and would do anything for another person. Doesn't really help, because I never really have a chance to become close to others.
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>>27430383
>Situation I faced head-on despite danger
Happened quite a few times while driving unfortunately. One time I was driving from work, some fag lord on my right changed 2-3 lanes into my lane without looking at his blind spot. He was a bit slower than me so I floored it to get ahead of him.
He got very close to hitting me, it was dumb on my part. I did it because I would of had to break otherwise, and a car was behind my ass as well.
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>>27430545
>how can you overcome fear of failure?

complete confidence and believe in yourself. knowledge of yourself and your abilities, strengths, weaknesses, etc.
I need to work on that

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>>27430555
Checking myself.
The aforementioned first love was also my first kiss. She was dared/pressured into it by her friends. Immediately after, she wiped her mouth off and looked disgusted. It was my only kiss in life and it crushed me.
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>>27430537
>why do people defend their opinions?
Probably because they don't want to consider other peoples. It's easier to argue for your own ideas than try to understand others.
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>>27430600
Checked again, rolling for 5th chakra. Oregano commnt.
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>>27430466
>list 5 ways to be happier
Oh i don't know about that one.
1) I like going for walks at night, when there's nobody else out. Nobody to try and talk to you. It's just you and the street.
2) Vidya. Offline vidya to be precise. I'm bad at video games, so I play offline on low difficulty to make me feel like I'm good at something.
3) Animay is another way to be happy. I like comedy ones, for obvious reasons. Much easier way to get a bit happier.
4) Listening to the radio, or random mixes on YouTube. Sometimes I sit there for hours listening to music I've never heard before, and that I will probably never hear again.
5) Fishing with my dad. He lives apart from me so sometimes I go visit him, when I do we go fishing.
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>>27430582
>overcoming temptation

idk about this one. I've either succumbed to them or not had them. maybe with drinking because I've been tempted to become a full out drunk but something told me I'd regret it and it would only make my situation worse.

rolling for next one
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>>27430563
>Let your lust get the better of you
All the time, worst was probably jerking it right after my mom left for work, only for her to return 5 mins later and asking me to get something in the kitchen with my huge hard-on clearly visible
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>>27428492
and we're rolling

310
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>>27430645
already answered moving to chakra 4

roll
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>>27430626
Rolled the same number twice so I'm electing question 3
>physically hurt by another person
One of my classmates took my shit, so I got in a fight with him. I hit him a few times and he bitch-slapped me in the face. We're friends now, but not very good ones, as he still treats me like shit. I only hang out with him so that my parents will think I have friends.
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>>27430603
>unforeseen circumstances
I don't know, I mean I'be covered shifts at work, taken extra work during group projects, made due with what I had in TCGs and vidya. Nothing too substantial though.
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>>27430622
>Time I turned a negative experience into wisdom
Probably my years of wizardhood have taught me that it's better to help others than help yourself. I go to a park bench every weekend and sometimes kids come by and talk with me and I try and share the limited life experience I have. It gives me another viewpoint on my life.
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>>27430687
Already had this Juan, time for the next set.
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>>27430348
Ok second fap of the day is out, I'm not fapping a third time though.
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>>27430674
not in the mood but ok i guess
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>>27430686
Seriously rolled a 6 again... okay, electing question 9
>what makes you more angry? why?
When someone blames me for something I didn't do. It makes me mad because I'm basically getting punished for no reason, and whoever actually did the thing I am being punished for gets away scott-free.
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>>27430548

Most recent ex and I broke up and we still shared a lease. I moved out and told her she was responsible for the entire rent (I had payed the full rent for half the year and she was supposed to do it for the second half, bit we broke up. There was no downside for her, she got to live rent free for a half year and I didn't.)

Well it turns out she doesn't make enough to cover the apartment on her own. She literally makes less than 110% of rent, so she's going to die or prostitute or some shit idfk. She begged me for help, and I hate to give in but I still care so I made a deal. Non sexual, but the details aren't important. I managed to get through it while maintaining my dignitity and I didn't have to leave her out to dry
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>>27430703
>What do you feel guilty about?
Pushing my issues onto others too much. Being selfish and greedy.
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>>27430680
what a waste
roll again
original content
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>>27430710
hey round 2 now wew

inb4 this is a cia plot to hear my feels
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>>27430707
>enhance well being
Exercise, eat better, brush my teeth. Simple shit I just don't do.
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>>27430728
>How can I turn failure into a learning experience?
I guess that's the goal of life. I need to see what I did wrong or how I wasn't prepared so that I can move on.
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>>27430722

>Overcame temptation

Well, I stopped biting my nails and the temptation is always there.
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>>27430719
Electing question 2
>physically hurt another person
In intermediate school, year 7, one guy was annoying me. I think he was poking me in the eye and saying "why are you poking me in the eye, anon!" teasing me. I backhanded the cunt across the face, made his lip bleed. I got suspended for defending myself. Absolute bullshit.
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>>27430742
>wholly devote yourself too
What the hell does that mean? I don't know.
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>>27430647
Ugh gimme a 0 already
Afraid?
I had a few instances as a kid, anytime I was left in the dark in absolute silence. One time was in a shack in the middle of the woods. I had to sleep on a couch facing all the windows.
I woke up in the night, was terrified of looking outside in absolute silence like that. Shit, took a while to fall asleep
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>>27430738
>what can you do to be more creative?
I honestly don't know. I should probably stop watching and devoting so much time to anime but it makes me feel so much better. Need to study harder.
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>>27430737
>to enhance my physical well being

actually hold myself to working out bc I do it like once a week if that

eat better and give a shit about what I consume

roll for next
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>>27430760
Rolling for four
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>>27430761
>first love
I've never actually loved anyone. The first person I asked out, I only did so because I thought she was pretty and I wanted to get to know her. She said no, the first time, the second time and the third time.
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>>27430763
>loved one doing something horrible
I'm not close enough to anyone for something like this to happen, rolling for an easier question.
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>>27430790
Rolling for four V2
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>>27430749
>Write about something you are passionate about.
Appropriate for today.

Jesus Christ was just like us. He suffered at the hands of his friends, was betrayed by many, hated by the people around him, and led a short and painful life followed by a long and painful death. Despite this, he showed us mercy instead of blind justice, turning the other cheek, and humility and service instead of self-righteousness. Even if you aren't religious, he should be an example to you.
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>>27430708
>Explain your obsession with an object or other person.

The only thing that I guess I could say that I'm "obsessed" with would be women in general. I've been tfw no gf for too long and I'm the oldest virgin in my group of friends (I have the title of grand wizard). In some ways I really hate women because I've been fucked over by them several times but I still desire them even though I've given up and gone into wizardom.
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>>27430793
electing question 7
>what do you get excited about? how can you bring that enthusiasm to every aspect of life?
Well, I get excited about visiting my dad. I have no idea how to bring that enthusiasm to every aspect of life. If someone can tell that to me, I'd be grateful.
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>>27430796
>out of your way to help others
I went into a store to break a $20 to split with a homeless dude. I wasn't willing to give him all of it but still ten bucks isn't bad.
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>>27430784
>goal

goal: think better of myself, have more hope in people, don't be angry all the time

how to do it:
stop beating myself up
build self image by doing the exercise thing
drink more water and eat better which will improve my mood

roll for next
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>>27428492
This seems really long. Like thread 404s before I finish long..

But rolling
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>>27430830
lvl 3 here I come
rolling
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>>27430812
>Something you wholly devoted to

Nothing I guess. Damn that's sad.
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>>27430813
Already answered, moving on to 6th chakra. I choose 7.

I need to go to bed earlier (11:47 pm here) and drink and eat less spicy and caffeinated things. I also need to clear my mind as I lie in bed.
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>>27430834
>worst addiction
My worst addiction? I've never really been addicted to anything. I've never smoked or done any drugs, and I don't plan on it. I'd say my worst addiction is vidya.
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Roll to start...
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>>27430836
Already got this one, let's see what's next.
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>>27430860
I need a question first so reroll.
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>>27430842
>something you can wholly devote yourself to
finishing good in school, improving my physical and mental wellbeing

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>>27430858
I have an extreme addiction to my computer. I'm a moderately failed normie and waste all of my potential. I'm not going to xD humble brag, but I should be doing much better. This machine and stupid games are ruining me.
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>>27430779
>What makes you angry
I get angry thinking about how some people don't take into account that other human beings are also human beings. I do it too, a lot. Way too much.
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>>27430854
>How can you learn to think with clarity more often?
Meditate more. Realize than I am having a thought and that it arose because of chemical reactions within my brain, and that I need to look at it from a higher perspective.
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>>27430856
electing question 5
>A time you have given in to temptation.
Every time I have to do homework. I end up playing vidya instead.
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>>27430876
I'm not dependent on others, so I dunno.
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>>27430895
Think I've done 5, so moving on to 8th chakra. I choose to meditate and am going to bed afterwards. It's been fun.
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>>27430882
just did this I'm moving on

rolling for 5th chakra
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>>27430899
electing question 8
>what can you do to become more creative?
Play minecraft for 10 hours on end. I don't know, I'm not a creative person. The only time I'm really creative is when I sit on the bus and dream about... stuff.
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>>27428492
The time to roll is now.
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>>27430853

>A time someone you love did something horrible but you loved them any way

My best friend sexually assaulted a female friend of ours. I really can't reconcile the person I know as my best friend and someone who would do that... I guess I ignore it because that's best for me right now
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>>27430765
Done already...i'll take 6
I don't have any crazy fetish, I don't think. One thing I always look for in porn though, is seeing the vagina opening getting stretched. At least in my imagination it is, I like to imagine how that opening is gripping on that dick tightly as it slowly rubs inside and out. My favorite part of most videos is the initial insertion and her reaction, the little gasp melts my dick
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>>27430851
>What is your ultimate goal in life?
My ultimate goal is to acquire as much money as I can so I can support my wife and kids. The only problem is that the wife part seems to elude me considering I haven't interacted with a woman on an emotional level for two years. I hope I can find someone one day.
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>>27430920
already done every question in svad so i'm rolling for manipura now
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>>27430848
>Explain your obsession with an object or other person.

I am probably obsessed with this computer, perhaps it's a type of escapism from life, I don't even fully understand why I spend so much time on it.
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>>27430942
>tell about a time you overcame temptation
Once I overcame my temptation by avoiding vidya and doing my homework.
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>>27430940
Time for lvl 4
I should really do that report instead of shitposting but fuck it.
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>>27430927

>Enhance physical well being

I need to start working out again. My diet is healthy so that's ok, but I liked my body last year
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>>27430913
>something ur guilty about
actually the thing I said earlier about shutting my oneitis out, bc as it turns out she really did give a shit about me which I was convinced she wouldn't care if I stopped talking to her, and I was wrong so I'm guilty I wrecked the hope of us being together

roll for next
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>>27430893
>Describe a time you were physically hurt by another person
Goes back to when I was 3. I don't remember all of what was going on but I'm pretty sure my grandfather hit me. I'm pretty sure I deserved it though.
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>>27430964
>a time you struggled to overcome an obstacle, but eventually succeeded.
I was little when I plated Ocarina of Time, and the final boss was really hard. I must've spent hours on it without completing it. Finally I did it, and that was the first time I finished a game from start to finish. I'd go on to complete it at least 10 more times.
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>>27430966
>Tell about a tie where you went out of your way for the sake of others.

The last time I can recall doing something like this would be when I went to Maccas with some of my friends. I had $30 in ones so I bought all of them food.
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>>27430978
reroll
save me
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>>27430972
Already answered

I elect

>improve emotional well being

I need to be OK being single. I can't keep jumping in and out of relationships. I don't have the time or energy to focus on an SO and it turns my whole relationship toxic fast
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>>27430951
>What can you do to feel more secure in life?

I would feel more secure if I found some sort of passion or direction for what I want to do in life.
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>>27429399
im a virgin but once a girl put her legs on me and rested them there
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>>27431000
This is going by a lot quicker than I would have thought.

onward to lvl 5
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>>27430993
>a time you adapted to unforeseen problems
I don't really know what this means... at all... so rolling again.
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>>27431004
Addicted to the internet + the stimulation that comes with it

Not sure how to overcome this
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>>27431020
>0
fucking re roll
now I need to fill out the captcha again.
4chan pass is looking very nice right about now.
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>>27431005

>A time you were rejected

I remember a bunch of kids were building a wall out of snow and I wanted to help (2nd grade). I was new to the school and they, as a group, pretty much said fuck off.

Hurts man
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>>27430974
>if u could take one thing u said back
idk
There's a lot more I wish I had said than I regret saying 2bh

rolling for next
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>>27431026
>5 ways to be happier
- eat more vegetables
- get more sunlight
- exercise
- not be alive
- listen to more good music/see good anime
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>>27428492
Rollin' and rollin' and rollin'
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>>27431043
already did this

onto 6th chakra
about to go hard on these last two bc they're the most important I think
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>>27431021
>what is your ultimate goal at life?
To have sex with as many woman as possible.
I'm joking, my ultimate goal is to be happy again, like I was when I was a child, and I hadn't realized that life has no purpose yet. My ultimate goal is to be proud of myself, to make myself feel like I deserve anything at all once again. I just want to feel like someone loves me, even if that person is myself.
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>>27431060
wew

www

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>>27430931
Situation I avoided.
Plenty, last year my brother threw a pool party for his birthday, at our house.
I really didn't feel like seeing the people there and socialising at all, but it was forced on me. So I did my best to make myself busy nearly all-day by going to stores, sleeping and going to the movies (alone). I put alot of effort into avoiding all contact outside my family that day, my mentality was "fuck this guy forcing a party in my home i'm not taking any of this shit"
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>>27431079
>how to better control your actions
get ahold of my temper and be more empathetic

roll for next
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>>27431017
never that i can remember
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roll fuck
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>>27431041

>how can you show more compassion

I could probably stop being an emotionless wall when people I care about start crying

I grew up with my mom having bipolar disorder. She cried randomly and often. I am so desensitized to it that my reaction to any of my GFs crying or my friends is apathy so strong that I can't hide it. Sometimes it disgusts me even. I need to be more compassionate because I really care... But God damn, once you start crying I can't empathize with you at all.
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>>27431088
It would be beneficial so I could understand how my feelings related to the reality I percieve. It would help me solve some of my problems I guess.
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>>27428492
Alright I'm going
>Roll
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>>27431109
8. i have an obsession on a girl that is the female version of myself
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>>27431119
I don't have one, proceed
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>>27431122
this one time I went 40 days without looking at porn and at the time it was a big accomplishment but now porn does nothing
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the real original roll
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>>27431120
Rolling for chakra 6th
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