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Why aren't you gay yet robots?
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Why aren't you gay yet robots?
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I am, started crossdressing recently desu.

>tfw someone tells you they fapped to you
>tfw you can't wait to show your best friend your new thigh highs and pantsu
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>>27428490
I'm not enough of a slut to post them on 4chan.

Being fawned over like this is quite nice desu
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>tfw no bf to turn me all the way gay
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>>27428521
You'd be fawned over a lot more if you posted pics.
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>>27428521
just let me see your feet then
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>>27428547
It's tempting.

But I can't, because I'm a work in progress.

>>27428558
Feet in a non femdom context are cancerous
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because ultimately all men are stupid and vapid and while i have a latent feminine desires the idea of seeking out another man to protect me while i play the girl doesn't sound as nice as it did when i was seventeen

if someone out there is gay enough to convince me to be with a guy and not absolutely hate every second of it, i don't believe they exist.
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>>27428416
Because IRL men aren't like 2d boys and be comprised of 95% feminine features.
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>>27428670

This. A fem bf would be perfect though. When you think about it, the only thing wrong with guys is that we aren't attracted to them, fix that, and you have the perfect partner.
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>>27428416
becase i already fap to traps, shotas, and all that borderline gay stuff, but i don't want to go full faggot.
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>>27429132
i fapped to bara this morning but i don't wanna go full faggot
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But I did go desperation gay and am dating an older guy because I couldn't get much else
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Because I can't imagine myself ever having a meaningful relationship with a man. I still fap to borderline gay shit and straight up gay porn so I guess I'm a faggot anyway.
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>>27428416
I have the squarest jawline ever. Makes it basically impossible to be a qt trap.

Or a qt girl, but that's an even farther dream.
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>>27428450
Let me abuse my pnis to your pics.
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>>27429880
As horny as I am right now, no.
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But what if I already am gay? Hmm, did you think about that?
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Why are there so many gay degenerates here?
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>>27429909
Blue balled yet again.
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>>27428416
Because there are no daddys within range of me who'll fuck a fat, bottom robot
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>>27429962
You're not missing out on much, at least.
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>>27428416
>Why aren't you gay yet robots?
I already am, but it doesn't change anything for an ugly robot.
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I'm in the process of converting

Currently attracted to traps/trans girls, feminine dicks, etc. The next step is twinks, fapping to more 3D over 2D, and then more gay shit, but its a long road. But I really like trans girls though, I mean, I'd readily waifu one because I could fill them with my cum AND play vidya with them, what more could you ask for?
>tfw no trans-gf to force feed goblets of cum in the morning post workout
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Why aren't I gay?
Don't know, never tried it. Might be the best thing ever.
Anyone here tried both? Which one is better?
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>guys who crossdress, like traps and say "boypussy"

Absolutely disgusting and degenerate. You don't deserve to be called gay. Why the fuck would you want a small, weak mental wreck in panties who'll age like milk when you could have a real man?
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>>27430218

>Implying I don't want a masculine lumberjack to throw me over his shoulder

You don't know how gay I am, famalam
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That's a lot of anime girls ITT. :)
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honestly feel like going gay tonight
someone post skype and convince me
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>>27430090
The top level of trap boypussy is better than average actual pussy but far beneath that top tier actual pussy that you find now and then, that teen innie pussy that feels like a furnace and is so tight you think it will break, nothing compares to that, but it's all pretty good
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Because I'm black and live in NYC but too nervous to go out with a pretty boy.
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>>27430270

>Convince me

How would that work
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>>27428416
Because real life men aren't cute and sexy, they stink and are gross.
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>>27430549
I'll take you out anon. y-you won't rob me or anything right?
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>>27430925
I don't know but it wouldn't be difficult.
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>>27428416
what are some good ways to meet and then pump and dump some cute traps?
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>>27431030

if I had a skype/skype downloaded I would give it a shot.
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>you're buying those clothes for your girlfriend, right?
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>>27431197
>bakery
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>>27431197
Yea, she makes me wear them while she fucks me with the strap
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>traps
>gay
Shit thread.
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>>27431268
>not while she gets some "friend" to fill you up
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Because neither men nor women like me and every attempt at a relationship I make falls apart and I don't want to get hookers or go to those disgusting bathhouses again.

I don't get why nobody has a genuine interest in me. I just want a nice bf or gf to make the bad times more bearable.
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been gay for like 10 years, still a touchless virgin.
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>>27431333

even gay people have standards
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I've been trying to be gay desu
I can get off to some gay stuff but the one time i had an opportunity to do anything with a guy i just lost all arousal.
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>>27431307

>Again

Why would any self respecting girl/homo date a man who has cruised gay bathhouses?
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>>27431382

They won't. Not the fag you're replying to, but this is why I don't even bother to try getting a gf at this point. I'd have to lie about my sexual past and that would put me on the same level as cheating fucktards, so no thanks.
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>>27431355
That's fine. but let's not pretend that being gay solves any problems.
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>>27429208
>>27429820

A combination of these two posts accurately expresses my opinion on the matter at hand, truly.
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>>27430549
>tfw black but not in NYC
>Trap
>No robots in SE US
>Skin color is typically a turn off anyway here, see number of prople complaining about shitskins
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Because I'm bi. Just got back from watching fleshlight porn though so I feel really gay right now. There just something about seeing a man wrap his cock around something like that and hearing the sloshing sounds he makes as he jams his dick in it that gets me hard as a rock.
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>>27432132

>wrap his cock around
>around

What the fuck sort of fleshlight porn were you watching? That sounds extremely painful (4u)
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>>27432109

>Black trap
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But OP
I am gay
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>>27432297
It's true anon. Seems uncommon, though.
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>>27432297
I'm sure they exist and they could probably take a womb busting deep dicking.
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>>27432109

Where are you seme demon so I can unload my white cock in your ass.
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>>27432539
Virginia. No robots live here.
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>>27432428
>>27432446

Can't imagine how that would be enticing to anyone. Black women aren't attractive. Black men pretending to be black women? Eughh
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>>27432571
fuck, well Im not there. you should post a pic though, or atleast some contact info.
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>>27432607
Why should I do either of those things? Not to be a dick. I don't see what I'd gain from it.
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>>27428670

Yep. There's even another downside - men age out of youthful looks fast. A woman can retain youthful good looks for a while at least, if she works at it. I've yet to see a 40 year old male I'd be willing to fuck.
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>>27432639
so we can become friends and then possible I can one day fuck your brains out.
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i do not think boys are cute

i think buttholes are icky
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>>27428416
Because I don't find a mans hairy ass the slightest bit attractive. If I could be gay I would
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>>27432675
I'm open to making friends. I'm going to sleep now and consistently have bad experiences with temporary emails, and people not replying on an actual email. Provide some form of contact if you really want to.
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>>27432708
>he doesn't want to fuck smooth boy butts
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>>27432713
Sure, sounds good. My email is [email protected]. Send me an email.
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>>27432785
I did send it, thanks.
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>tfw conservative family
If they catch wind of me being gay, I'd either be cut off, killed or sold to slavery.

Can't get cut off senpai, not now at least.
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>tfw live in Louisiana
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>>27432965

>tfw your parents won't say anything bad to your face but they'll secretly mock you

I actually want to be straight tobehonest
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>>27432539
Damn, I usually don't find niggers attractive or appealing but that girl is one of the few rare ones. Her skin is smooth as fuck, jesus and she has a nice skin tone. Actually I don't mind black girls but I only prefer very light skinned black girls or light skinned black girls in general. I don't find dark black girls to be attractive, even if they are light skinned a lot of them don't always look good as your pic related.
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>>27433037
Forgot to say
>tfw muslim parents
>tfw I am to die by sharia law

On the bright side, I've been called fuckable on /soc/
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>>27428416
Because 3DPD is completely different from 2D. 3D traps and homosexuality are shit.
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>>27433230
you'll be fine man, islam is a religion of peace
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>>27428416
Because im a NEET and don't want my parents to kick me out.
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>>27428416
Well I'll have the last laugh right because no one will even shag me ;_;
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>>27433266
Ok Shillary
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>GAY men
>post anime GIRL pictures

someone explain this epic maymay
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>>27428416
>another faggots thread


You know you faggots are managing to ruin internet like you ruined for everyone every rally or lefty political manifestation?
You basicly have lowered the standard of loving inside and outside internet, then you people ask why gents wants to holocaust you, its like you want to be holocausted
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>>27433615
No

fuckoffrobotyoubastard
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I am.
It's not that great. Gays, especially traps still have a habit of being emotionally unstable retards just like women.
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>>27433615

They want to be cute. It's in every homosexual's interest to appear as youthful as possible.

Sadly, we are all doomed to become old and worthless.
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>>27433804
Be the trap then.
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tf when no qt trap robot to turn into a complete cumslut for my cock through many dicking sessions
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>>27433911
A hole is a hole. Don't think too much and just fuck it.
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>>27433973

>A hole is a hole. Don't think too much and just fuck it.

I think that captures homosexuality in 2 sentences
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> why aren't you gay yet
> anime girl face

Being prison gay for traps due to dislike of women and a belief that traps are more likely to have sex with you is pure delusion. I can't just switch teams or surpess my lust for real, biological women. Why hopelessly chase after a pale imitation of women who want Chad just like real women? I'd much rather pay for sex with the real thing.
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>>27428416
biological imperative to fuck bitches
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>>27433615
>>27433999
Op's picture has a dick. Check it out sometime.
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>>27432732
God that is so fucking hot
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>>27434219
Meaningless, real fags have no interest in traps. Guys who are into traps and shemales are desperate failed heterosexuals who've watched too much porn.
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>>27434307
I think you're onto something here, anon.
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Are there straight guys that are actually into femboys/twinks?
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>>27434325
where do i find these
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>>27434381
I save all the good ones I come across.
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Are there any gay robots that would want to chat or be friends?
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I'm bi, but going to be alone anyway. Threads like this are disgusting to me, though. The word "boypussy" is shit, guys or girls that post images of themselves to everyone are slutty and unbearable. Pretty sure it's why I avoid the average trap thread, because just about every trap does the same shit.
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>>27435211
Where do you fit in?
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>>27435274
>Where do you fit in?
Fit in where?
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>>27435287
Are you a trap or what?
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>>27428416
I've been trying to find the doujin to OP's pic for at least twenty minutes now.
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>>27435309
No. I'm a bi robot.
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>>27435309
twink femboy here

Does that count?
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>>27435337
kinda. Are you qt?
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>>27435318
I believe in you, anon.
http://exhentai.org/g/608570/42f38c9179/
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>>27435345
I can be. I get told I look like a girl sometimes.
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>>27435211
yes please <3
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>>27435359
>yes please <3
Got any contact info?
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>>27435358
Sounds interesting. Proof of qtness? you can email me
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Are you lads really homosexual or is this next level irony
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>>27435349
thanks man, I'm too gone to function right now

I really appreciate the help
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>>27435381
sure email?

mutefor2seconds
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>>27435397
[email protected]
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>>27435409
Kek, Is this legit?
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>>27435349
Wait can you just tell me what it's called so I don't have to get past the sad panda and just get to the doujin?
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>>27435438
[Gujira 4 Gou (Gujira)] Succubus o Zetsurin de Toriko ni suru!! | Make A Matchless Succubus Masochistic!!! [English] [Red_Vodka]

I want to see your cum shot
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>>27435349
nevermind I'm good I found it
tank you>>27435462
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>tfw not sure if gay or just really loneley
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>>27428416
Because I like pussy, like legit one from one born with one and not trap one and I'm not gay?
Good enough?
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>>27435425
Yeah its my throwaway
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Does liking twinks make you gay? I'd love to fuck one desu
But I'm not attracted to manly men so it's not really gay, right...?
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I am.
Unlike you prentedofags however I actually like big manly men
If you want to fuck girls then fuck girls
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>tfw straight
>tfw I have no choice but desperately attempt to find a girl willing to go out with me in a chad-infested world
>tfw no amount of trap hentai will change it
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Feels good to be gay
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>>27428670
Think again, Senpai
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Homosexuality is a disease
Why would you want to kiss a boy if you're a boy, why would you want to make love to him and hold him tight it doesn't make sense
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>>27437037
S-stop making me want a boyfriend knowing it's not possible
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>>27437037
y-yeah, it's a d-disease

that picture is only making me hard for completely unrelated reasons
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>gay is somehow better

gays are the most superficial people in the world, when you turn 30 you're literally dead if you're gay

there's so many twinks who used to be bottom but then they started losing their youth, like balding and now they're pathetic creatures nobody wants to have around because surprise surprise, gay "love" does not exist in the least, it is nothing but physical attraction and hedonistic sex.

there's literally nothing better about gay men than straight women.
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I don't like hairy men, I only want a transgender gf.
I can be straight for this.
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>>27437156
>gays are the most superficial people in the world
as a gay person can confirm

for verification read like one screen's worth of posts in /gaygen/ over on /lgbt/

these are terrible people
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>>27437156
I don't understand how people can think like this.
What happened to you to make you this way?
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>>27437202
>>27437156
you people need to just stay away from "gay culture" (i.e. bars and parades) and just find a guy who you get along with. Stop trying to fuck twinks.

My boyfriend is 32, much older than I am, but I'm with him because he's a great person and because he really cares about me. I'm sure if you dropped your stereotypes and searched out guys in different places than bars and shit then you might find the right boy for you too!
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>>27436227
>buying into the "chad"/"robot" dichotomy
why

these are people just like you
not 2D stereotypes
being stereotypically attractive doesn't exempt them from having problems
and comparing yourself to other people is illogical; you've got neither their genetics nor their past experiences, how could you expect to be like them
all you can do is concentrate on fixing what you can and accepting what you can't
and i'd start with the stuff that actually matters instead of the superficial, the negative self-beliefs, wider beliefs and attitudes that influence your beliefs about various people and situations
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>>27437238
what happens if i'm only attracted to twinks though...
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>>27437127
Why is it not possible anon? I'm sure you can find love. You sound loveable.

>>27437155
Please get cured!

>>27437156
>because surprise surprise, gay "love" does not exist in the least
So does heterosexual "love" in this era that removed the social devices controlling female hypergamy.

Love only exists in beta/omega male brains. Chad doesn't love women, he breeds them. He owns them. Women don't love men. They literally evolved for thousands of years to enjoy nothing more than getting brutally raped by the Chaddes Chad available. That's the nature of their "love".

Only non-alpha males are able to feel love.
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>>27437289
well then I feel bad for you. Twinks are awful people in general. They're as vapid and annoying as Stacies. Of course you're going to believe in stupid bullshit like "gay death at 30" if you're just judging gays on the actions of twinks
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>>27432109
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>>27437304
again, the only defense you have is "you too!" answer me how are gay relationships somehow a cure to robot's loneliness? because they aren't, the overwhelming majority of gay men experience a massive burnout when they're not young and feminine looking anymore.

There is no gay love. Gay relationships are not an answer to a robot.
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>>27437407
>the overwhelming majority of gay men experience a massive burnout when they're not young and feminine looking anymore.
The over-whelming majority of gay men aren't feminine in the first place. You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>27437407
What is then the answer to a robot's loneliness, oh wise one.

>inb4 "the love of God"
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>>27437329
I don't believe in that, and I was judging gay men by the dialogue of the ones insecure about their looks and as a result incredibly judgemental about other people's.

Which seem to be traits more common amongst gay men.
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>>27437443
I'm just reading some of this. Are you guys like dumb or something
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>>27437304
>Why is it not possible anon? I'm sure you can find love. You sound loveable.
Because despite trapping and supposedly being attractive neck down my personality is toxic, and I'm boring.
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>>27437544
What's your problem? Maybe we can help out.
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>>27437549
>That filename

In the name of the moon this comment is original
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>>27437549
>tfw all you do is play vidya and watch movies or shows

My life is consuming. Even if I could land a gf or trap gf/bf/whatever she'd get bored of me quickly and cuck me. Then I'd feel worse than before.
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>>27428416
>lgbt infesting r9k cause they so desperate to find someone to be fucked by they resort to the worst losers of the net

then you wonder why people hate you tryharding faggots
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>>27437549
But anon, trapping makes you a sexual object by definition, it will get you sex for sure, but probably nothing more. And it has a time limit.

I'm talking about love, anon. What remains when your looks fade. A deep bond that isn't linked to your appearance, wealth or other external parameters.
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>>27437668
You can still be friends with the people you fucked.
>ever valuing love more than friendship
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>>27437668
I am still a KHHV.

I know what you meant. It's not possible for someone to love me because, like I said, I don't have anything lovable.
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I don't have any desire to kiss or fuck a guy, but for some reason, when watching porn, I have a desire to suck a guys dick so bad
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>>27437761
Same. I think we've just watched too much porn. I find dicks attractive but I'm very picky about which ones I like and I know the reality of it would be worse than the fantasy. There would be at least some odor unless they were right out of the shower. It'd be messy. You have to manage your breathing. You might gag. Have to try not to scrape with teeth.
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>>27437761
me too. i don't want to act on these urges though. don't want to be gay.
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>>27437761
You just have a porn addiction. Idiot.
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