>post attempts at socialising
>bonus: she/he replies.
I can tell you're a virgin just from that text.
>seen
Shit that stung a little bit
>>27428186
OP here, girl #2
How much of /r9k/ actually has normiebook?
>>27428297
Girl #3
>>27428186
>>27428297
>>27428427
This is brutal. How do you keep going?
Please post more
origiinalo commentanto
>>27428186
>emoticon
>>27428297
>asking her instead of telling her, telling her you have nothing to do
>Aw
>>27428427
>wanna, instead of "let's"
>Aww
>okies
Trill Sammy blox
Uhhhhhh
People are strange
>>27428449
>>27428427
If she's not interested, I just move on.
>>27428532
I see that but damn I feel like I'm being rejected by just reading these
>>27428532
Grill #4, attempt #2
>>27428532
>>27428588
What's the point of putting um? You write your texts like you're writing a screenplay dialogue.
>>27428532
Dude lmao... you are being disgustingly beta. Is it on purpose? Just to make us laugh? I hope so.
>All these fucking normies with all these female friends/gfs posting on my board about their girl problems
I'm at the point where I'm not even triggered anymore.
Why is this even allowed? It's like posting about Micky Mouse on /a/
>>27428532
the "so... yes or no" was not necessary, she made it clear she was not interested after reading and not replying to your first message.
>>27428532
>>27428588
Reading this makes me angry at you for being such a push over bitch. So fucking beta
>>27428588
Girl #4, unexpected turn of events.
>>27428659
What's he supposed to do? Call them liars? Demand that they make time for him?
>>27428588
Have you gotten any better?
Even you're text seems awkward. That doesn't make sense. Why can't you just talk normal? It's like you're purposely self sabotaging yourself before the first date. How are you even getting in contact with their Facebooks? Creeping for them or asking them?
>>27428427
>Aww okies
wew lad
>>27428501
>not using smileys
mate are you fucking retarded. Girls love that, seriously, especially if they use them too, no wonder you're a virgin.
>>27428700
I go up and talk to them. Girls 1-3 are fairly old, some are now friends.
>>27428695
>genuinely interested in hanging out
>means she probably wasn't lying about being busy
Wait, so you mean not all girls are cunts who lie to prevent feeling guilty?
>>27428697
Why continue with the cringe pleasantries? No need to continue any contact with them at that point. No need to orbit some mediocre bitch, just say ok and never talk to them. No, oh, maybe next time xD. Fuck them. If they don't even attempt to reschedule they have no interest
>>27428297
>aw
>>27428427
okies
>>27428532
those emoticons "Sooo yes or no?"
ugghhh
>>27428741
not when you're an ugly faggot,
reminded her, if she had done some extra credit assignment, jokingly poked fun at me for not having completed it, I froze, couldn't think of anything witty to say.
might as well have gone with
y-you too
swear to god I will grow a pair by the end of the semester.
>>27428741
I avoid them until they're absolutely necessary. Like adding emotion to a sentence.
>>27428827
>heh
We think that shit it stupid, she definitely does.
>>27428427
>okies
I'd reject you too holy shit.
>>27428514
>both users have same profile pic
What are you doing?
>>27428870
that means she's seen it your message
ill post but i need confirmation. will messenger notify the other person if i take a picture of the screen
>>27428909
Oh, sorry senpai. Didn't know that's how facebook chat works.
>>27428932
Only Snapchat sends a notification. All others are fine.
>>27428933
Maybe you should hit up random chicks from time to time to pick up on your game ;^)
>>27428932
I read you can put your shit on airplane mode while watching it and take a screenshot and they won't know. Never used snapchat before so I couldn't say if it's true
Idk what I'm doing, at least it's just text
>>27429058
Are you talking to a bot?
It's not worth it dudes
I went out tonight to a few clubs and spent half of it groping and making out with this qt I work with for hours and then she spent fucking ages trying to sort out meeting up with her friends she lost and getting home
So I just fuckimg left her. Not worth your fuckimg time desu I'd have rather stayed in and played guitar or dark souls.
Please, please stop using emojis/smileys. That shit screams "virgin" to every woman you text. You can only pull off emojis if you are a cute Chad. You guys should try being blunt and straightforward with no emojis.
>>27429104
No it's a real person. Idk how to get the balls to just ask to see her titties or something
I left shame a long time ago.
>>27429112
Learn to admit defeat and try something different anon. Isn't that what Dark Souls teaches you?
>>27429165
Girls definitely like emojis
I use them when the conversation takes a joking direction
Don't ever use them for normal conversation really
>>27429204
Holy shit anon. Thanks for the laugh you cringey bastard
I got a date on Monday somehow
Like holy fuck what am I gonna do
>>27429210
Guess so
Like fuckimg bitch had me walking up and down the street looking for her friends and wasted like 49 minutes of cold as English weather fannying around before calling a taxi like I'd just wait like a good little boy. Then fuckimg screamed at my back when I walked off. Like I'm that desperate lel.
Dark souls teaches me to not try the same thing twice. Either she apologises to me like a big girl or I just pump and dump someone else lel
well it wasnt an attempt but it was the time we talked
what do you all make of this
>>27429357
>Save the environment
I hope this is a joke.
>>27429210
Anor Londo snipers is all I'm going to say
Hippies talking
Sheis not my girlfriendand I dont't think she ever will be
>>27429410
Pretty sure she's joking. I'm just surprised she's willing to share a vehicle with a strange man she barely knows
>>27429368
Talk to her again at a reasonable time?
>>27429224
duly noted senpai
should I wait for her to drop one first before I start using them?
>>27429357
How does she look like?
>>27429428
you both sound like insufferable cunts
Thread will probably die in a few hours so here's the truth:
>>27428186
Girl #1 was sent to the wrong person but with the same name. Didn't notice since both didn't use their own faces.
>>27428297
Never texted Girl #2 after that.
>>27428427
Girl # 3 is a good friend with great sense of humour. Banter with her occasionally.
>>27428532
Situation yet to unfold with Gril # 4
>>27429456
My friend said she looks like a female version of me so Idk what that means.
I think she's cute, a little thicker than I usually would prefer but oh well. She's pretty and seems fun and nice but we'll see
>>27429368
Girls words don't mean anything if they don't follow through remember that. Please remember that. That's how they "lead guys on." They'll say "yeah let's hang out sometime soon!" And "aww I miss you let's go out this week" then you call them up and they ignore you. Then you call them out on ignoring you and leading you on and they say they weren't leading you on "just being nice." They are manipulative to the core, they really can't help it. So it doesn't mean anything unless they actually act on it.
>>27429454
No, girls use them far more freely
Use them only in situations where you're trying to be funny or trying to lighten up a text
>>27428619
i always write those kind of sounds just to add realism to the conversation. Makes it look less robotized. But then again you gotta know how to pull off that game
>>27429443
that message was sentfebruary 8is it reasonable to talk soon? i usually only text every month or 2 or if there's a holiday
>>27429522
Sure, if you want anything to happen though you might want to make it more regular, I mean I wouldn't go straight into daily messaging but you know what I mean
>>27429457
lol
I don't speak like that to regular people. That kind of talking is reserved to children of the light
>>27429410
Just justifying her need for a ride, so she doesn't seem entitled.
>>27429357
Good luck anon.
>>27429705
>children of the light
>>27429736
Thanks anon, appreciate it. She's an SJW and I'm a anti-political nihilistic turbo autist so I'll need all the well-wishing I can get
>>27429522
No that's far too long to make contact again, it's too awkward.
Is there a major event going on? You're lucky it's Easter, so maybe wish her a happy Easter and then go from there.
>>27429856
Run.
>>27429866
I'm not in it for the long game friendo, she's a freshman and I'm a soon to be 5th year senior dropout who's moving across the country.
Plus I'm sure she'll realize how fuckin weird I am at dinner
note to self - do not get drive thru fast food or smoke in the car until after this date in order to minimize smell
>>27429803
There's just no escape from the love I have seen
>>27429517
writing um is not a good idea dude. its one thing to say um irl but to actually type it makes you look timid as hell
>>27429629
i want to but i at this point i have no idea how i can start talking to her again. when i say something, she'll give one response and change to topic to school work. that picture i just posted, i started off by wishing her a happy new year. she said thank you and started telling me how stressed she is about her stressed she is about her upcoming exams. i just went through out old conversations and that's how it's been at least 90% of the time. it's almost comical at this point.
>>27429932
It always depends on the situation man. Like pretty much everything
>>27429950
i meant to say i wished her a happy chinese new year. and of course, i didn't mean to repeat stressed in the next sentence.
>>27428695
She has patrician taste
t. /tv/
don't worry guys. I am more retarded than anyone here.
you guys would have alot more luck if you werent trying to be so fucking nice and apologetic about every godamn thing. i swear its only white people that act this way.
>>27429993
Please explain senpai
>>27429972
its one thing if someone texts you and you reply with um. this indicates you are unsure about your response or things might change. initiating a conversation with um in a text is pointless and just looks beta.
>>27429972
It can definitely be tough if you have nothing to talk about... Obviously if I had all the advice in the world I wouldn't be here
all these texts about class / university
just now realizing how horribly old i am compared to the majority of people on here..
>>27430068
silence of the lambs is an icredible movie
>>27428741
>smileys
Get off the internet, grandpa. They're called emojis now
>>27430096
>>27430086
"Um, I guess" would be a good usage imo. But I'm more a "hmmm" guy. Like "hmmm, I guess". Makes it sound less douchey
>>27428695
Nice!
Now GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
>tfw a girl messages you first and you're so fucking boring you even manage to fuck that up
jej, I will never see a vagina. Even fat chicks leave in disgust.
I tried to ask a girl out last year.
1/3
>>27430463
>I'm not the girl for you
Girls suddenly gain clairvoyance when they're not interested in you I guess.
Only want a weebfriend
>>27430485
Forgot to post image...
2/3
>>27430499
I lied to her. I was very upset.
>>27430499
>Not just saying "A date"
>>27430521
>Apologizing for her apologizing
lel what the fuck am I reading
>>27430499
should just have said a date
>>27430556
I didn't want her to think I was a "Nice Guy" who believed that she owed me a relationship or something.
>>27430379
I like how you targeted a girl with an equally huge schnoz. Smart move, but unfortunately it didn't work out.
when i asked a girl out i went up to her and asked face to face.
im still in that relationship after a couple of years.
>>27430621
You then proceeded to act exactly like those fags, except more beta.
Not even trolling m8, this is just confusing. Disclaimer: I am a fucking asshole and nobody likes me so you should probably ignore everything I say
>>27430569
I got nervous and overthought it. I guess felt like calling it a straight up date would have put too much pressure out of nowhere because we had only met a couple weeks before. You're right though, in hindsight there was no need for all the fluff.
>>27428529
Thanks for the laugh, I really enjoyed that.
Less is more, op.
If you want to ask her out, just simply message "grab food/coffee?" or something equally short and to the point.
>>27430691
everyone makes mistakes brah
you still had the guts
don't be afraid to let her know that yes, you wanna see her. You have the right to feel that way and she's certainly not the one who can decide of how you will act about that
When asked if it's a date, you could've plain said "a date", because that's what it was for you. Don't be afraid to want those kind of things, anon. Don't even think about her answer, just tell the truth.
>>27430521
At least she had the decency of not leading you on. Count your blessings anon, that girl is actually pretty ok
>>27430521
>DONT THINK IM UPSET WITH YOU BECAUSE IM NOT!!
your life would have been better as an anime girl
next time thank her for honest and delete number
>>27428827
> heh
You might as well have said wew
>>27430103
Our loneliness knows no age limit :3
>>27430806
this guy gets it
if she says no, just laugh it off and say np bro we'll catch up another time
People, please, stop this madness. It only makes it worse
>>27429204
denko
There's got to be more people on /r9k/ with rejection stories than this.
Been talking to this girl in college for past two weeks now (a week after classes started), and we match pretty well.
Asked her out, said she didn't have time for anyone other than herself for now (I knew her schedules beforehand though, and she does do a lot more than me, so if it was rejection it was a good one). We'll see what happens in the future though.
Man... I had a few fun dates, thought she was cool, all went well... Then she straight up ignores me out of nowhere...
>>27432078
hah she even looked at it cunt
>>27431995
also, everything (talking and asking out) was irl
Do threads on /soc/ count? cause theres nothing worse than being rejected by people who use 4chan
>>27428186
>get text from friend
>it was an accident
Just kill me
>>27432111
ooooh that one stung
checked
I've never had to work so little
>>27429204
wtf are you doing you lunatic
>>27432147
damn shes fucking cute from what i could see in the thumb nail
too bad this isnt yours LOL
I don't have any girls phone numbers.
I don't phone numbers.
>>27432095
For real... Bitch anyways... Talking to another qt. She's just a bit more weird than this one
>>27432213
weird is good in some cases
>>27430521
Where do girls learn these excuses? They all use the exact same ones.
>>27432194
I made a tinder using my dumb fucking cousins picture. I don't get it
My female friend who I have a thing for
got drunk and high so I texted this to her
>>27432411
Well, she replied 15 minutes late. Looks like your ship is fucked regardless, m8
>>27432411
fuck dude. I never text high/drunk anymore.
I usually just call people :^)
>be super tight with friend
>talk and visit almost daily
>she gets pregnant and suddenly cuts all contact with me
please kill me
>>27432467
I already fucked up but idc right now
>>27432470
I don't have that kind of courage
rejection threads could be an r9k staple. people compete to see how many rejections they can get and whose are the most brutal
>>27432573
yeah drinking/drugs are what give me the courage. 90% of my minutes are spent high or drunk.
>>27432411
>tfw used to receive funny texts late at night like this
>tfw nobody remembers you exist now
>>27432604
u can drink drugs, adderall and orange juice is my jam
my """attempts""" are embarrassing myself when shitfaced
>exchanging phone numbers with a girl
I cannot even fathom the proper social steps that are required to achieve this. Can someone explain? I cannot even imagine myself having a conversation with a girl that goes so well we decide to later talk/text. It feels like I'm imagining a different person when I think about it.
>>27432614
What happenned?
>>27430126
>patrician
ok buddy
>>27432672
After a few minutes of casual conversation you can literally just hand her your phone and she'll put in her contact info for you. Are you legitimately incapable of having a normal conversation?
>>27432751
Fuck off normie scum bitch
>>27432695
everyone is too busy being parents now
>>27432751
The last time I talked to a girl I was so drunk I can't even remember talking to her. Someone told me the next day that I was talking to a girl. My ship has sailed, anon. I will never make it to port.
>>27432781
Getting a girl's number is like the tutorial level of a video game. You either have to be completely inept or you have to intentionally try to fail. The hard part is making anything after that point happen because they can easily ignore you or keep brushing you off .
literally threw a party just for her
Place your bets!
>>27432969
She's going to make another excuse
>>27432969
You're being an orbiter.
>literally buying her drinks
>>27432782
I'd drunk text you, anon. Of course, I'm a 35 yr old male alcoholic.
>>27433391
Yeah, don't want to rack up an unnecessary phone bill
>>27433416
That's good, I'm not a funny person. I didn't really mean it anyway, b-baka.
What does it mean when a girl messages you first, then she stops messaging as soon as you ask her how she has been or what she's up to?
>>27433767
Means she was looking for cheap validation and when you put the onus on her to be productive (as opposed to stimulated) she started doing other things.
>>27433785
Has happened to me 3 times. Feigned interest hurts.
>>27433603
I'm not >>27432782
I was just making a joke;
You said you'd drunk text him and you're an acoholic
Therefore you would be texting him alot as you drink alot
Hence the phone bill punchline
Kind of a dumb joke but whatever
>>27433923
I know, I got the joke and assumed you weren't him. I enjoyed your joke and you should feel good, fampai.
>>27433767
Don't reply or reply that you're busy doing stuff.
She asked if I could pick her up this week and that she'd bring kush
>>27429204
>full name and photo
the absolute madman
>>27428501
oh blah blah blah blah none of this shit matters, you've been reading too much PUA horse shit
here's how to get pussy - actually be the kind of guy that girls want to fuck.
>>27429112
Yes, good, you're maturing, this is what every (Chad) guy learns. But you need to score at least once, preferably more than that.
Go out, spend the whole night drinking/chatting up girls, making out, then go back to their place or your place and fuck them at 3am when you're kind of tired and not that horny anyway, and you spend an entire evening and a lot of money doing it.
Do it a couple times, for the memories, and then be done with it. Because, yes, you're right, it's not worth it.
>>27433971
Thanks :^)
>>27432969
She made it to the party and I failed miserably in front of everyone it was quite embarrassing
I was way too confident and drunk, someone just kill me please
She basically tried to say we were "twinsies" because we were drinking the same drink.
>>27434529
>very motivational Gandhi
kek
>>27429204
>eyy bby gurl
thanks for the keks anon
>>27434085
who really gives a fuck about what a creepy mex-tier robot messaged to a girl on fb 2 years ago?
> "Oh yah let me check my schedule"
"OK"
That was the weeks ago, guess her schedule is swamped
>>27432302
That is one ugly half breed nigger. It's probably a bot.
>>27434958
I got the good ol
>"We should hang out this weekend"
>She agrees
>Try and plan something but she never responds
>>27428695
If there's hope for this guy, there's hope for all of us.
>messaging people when you have literally nothing to tell/ask them
wow
likewise, being messaged with "how are you" is grounds for ignoring it, unless you're long time friends, otherwise it is shallow as my ass.
Got high and drunk a couple nights ago, and texted my crush what I should order with my pizza. Warning: prepare for cringe.
>>27434958
I kinda get why girls say that kind of shit instead of being honest. There's a chance (relatively big one) that if she says "Sorry, I don't feel the same about you as you do about me" the response from the guy will be some crazy shit like "Well fuck you, you're a cunt and I hope you die" (Just an exaggeration but you catch my drift, basically a dude who couldn't handle getting rejected and just started spazzing out).
>>27434958
>>27434999
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>27435135
You idiot, your censorship is useless.
>>27428532
Why the fuck would you start a message with um
>>27435135
>Mariana Topich
your oneitis' has got one fucking retarded name
>>27435135
Was that a joke censor or were you actually trying to hide that?
>>27435135
Ayyy Darkest Dungeon
When chicks pretend to be interested it leaves me
reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness
>>27428427
>aww okies
I'd roast you on the spot
Bump dis shit
>>27428427
okie dokie
original bloxx
I was cucked by a chad a week later
>>27435868
why do all you guys make the faggoty facebook emoticons? just stop. you dont need it and they make you look like a huge bitch
>>27435868
christ that was bad
>>27429428
fucking hippiesjsidfosiajdfoiamdsfoiasmdfoiasjdf niggers niasgoiasndoginasdg
Ahahahahaha that's what you faggots get for trying
Embrace your destiny, robotkind
How do you even have this many female acquaintances?
>>27428619
Yeah it's a terrible idea to write like that. If you can't even fake confidence over text you're screwed really bad.
Best way to write is all business.
An um is OK if you're a girl and you find something objectionable. Though really, as a girl you can say pretty much anything over text and it's completely irrelevant.You're completely irrelevant
>>27428501
> O K I E S
>>27428186
posting a classicbloxxox
>>27437016
>tfw she was so cruel and heartless to him for making awkward mistakes
Gets me every time.
Normies literally have no soul. They can't actually comprehend what it's like to be socially awkward and to mess things up in conversations. They haven't experienced suffering.
>>27437094
Never too late for that
>>27428208
you're on /r9k/, if you're on here and not a virgin then GTFO.
>>27428427
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>okies
SENPAI
OKIES
C'MON SON
>Don't even have her on Facebook
Should I do it anyway lads, got nothing to loose at this point.
>>27428695
>she calls it silence of the lamb
>>27437094
Nothing cruel about it. She time and time again she wasn't talking about sex and he kept talking about it. She wasn't even particularly unkind in the way she ended the conversation.
>>27432078
did she realise they were dates?
>>27435109
>up to u tho
if she spells like that you're too good for her anon
>>27430414
>Be a robot, be hated for cringy texts.
>Grill GET. Ascend to normie, hated anyways.
>mfw
I wanted to prove that even though I've made horrible mistakes, I learn from them and carry on.
Don't drag yourself if you know it's not working out for you.
>>27435868
>tfw the way you write reminds me of me
>>27429204
so how many shots does it take?
>tfw years of playing MMO's has made you type like a 12 year old female~:^)
How do I undo this mess?
>>27428427
>>27428297
>>27428186
>aw ok
Such a fucking faggot anon-kun holy shit kill yourself. Literally 'pls respond' would have been a less cringy response
>>27437627
i require an example of your little girl typing
>>27432078
>could I ask
Why? Why this fucking language? The hard part is asking at all.s why ruin it by sounding beta as fuck?
>want to go on a date? could be fun.
Instead, you're asking for permission to even fucking ask.
Met this girl on my way back from McDonalds, decided to ask her for her number. She gave it to me and the following conversation took place.
>>27437787
Originato Mister Roboto.
>>27437787
More? What I mean is, would you post more original content for our partaking?
> gril I sat next to in class sees me browsing animu on my computer (literally just reading something, not even watching)
> suddenly interested in me, wants to be my friend
> icanmakethiswork.png
> chat about shit all semester, text her every now and again
> reasonably socially competent, pretty sure I wasn't a sperg around her
> class ends
> message her a couple times over summer
> messages never seen
> see her between classes in the fall
> ignores me or excuses herself immediately
I don't get it.
>>27437804
>>27437787
Christ, you are so boring and you're blowing all the good stuff. You're supposed to talk about thisface to face, not on some fucking dating app or whatever.
>>27437804
>>27437806
No problema mi amigo.
>>27437787
>3 word reply
>she cares so little about her reply that she still manages to make a typo
>>27435120
Doesn't have to be so see through though. Wouldn't it be much better to turn them down casually without trying to sound so sincere?
>hey, want to go out with me?
>not really thanks for asking tho
>it's OK, guess I'm not hot enough
>nah you're alright just not someone I see that way
There, you've done it without damaging their dignity one bit. It shows that you weren't taken back, annoyed or shocked by the advance, and that you don't think any less of them.
please one of you has to have the "I'll put the brownies next to the hot cocoa" screen cap
>>27437858
Like you and I would behave reasonably and take that kind of rejection very gracefully, since it's obviously very nice, but there a lot of guys that will just fly off the handle when they hear a "no", no matter how nice it is?
>>27435868
Fuck me. Why "catch up"? You essentially rejected a potential date. How about
>that was about catching up on the film, coffee was to see you
>>27437826
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner! Well done anon.
>>27437888
So the obvious excuses don't count as a no? They're degrading. I'd tell that bitch to just say no and that she's embarrassing both of us. A straight up "no" followed by "I don't like you" or "you're not my type" would be insulting, yeah. But a genuine, casual rejection, showing that you're alright and she isn't phased by your advance, that's the easiest to take.
>>27437809
You waited too long. Why did you wait an entire semester to try anything?
>>27438007
> I'd tell that bitch to just say no and that she's embarrassing both of us. A straight up "no" followed by "I don't like you" or "you're not my type" would be insulting, yeah.
See? Told you. Literally nothing insulting about a girl telling you she doesn't feel the same way. Notice I didn't say "No, because I don't like you" as an example but you are saying that fit some weird point you're trying to make. Act like a fucking adult instead of throwing a hissy fit. The fuck? You need to be cradled like a baby each time you get rejected? Get the fuck outta her with your nonsense.
>tfw the only time men have texted me is for coursework
>tfw they didn't even get my name right
I deleted the texts so I don't have to remember that painful semester. Ended up dropping out
I hate women.
>>27437016
/thread
>underrated
>holly fucking SHIT
>i died at "we don't have to fuck?"
>>27435868
I don't understand, she did want to catch up but didnt? She writes really autistic
>>27438341
She didn't but she wanted Anon to be the one who looked unreasonable.
It fucking worked....
This is why shy guys are the hardest to even talk to. I trying to hangout with her and attempt to make her be my girl friend but she too scared of tall freaks like me. I wish i was a manlet like you guys. Am 6'7"
>>27438525
>Hey no I'm free today
>Sorry I'm busy today
>>27438525
Sorry mate. That's brutal. Beyond the pale.
>>27438525
>oh it ok understand
Bullshit. You should have called her out on that.
Silly sloot. Gome to me
>>27438525
>Hey no I'm free today
>Sorry I'm busy today
holy fuck I would literally stop talking to her completely right then and there if I was you. And I'd probably call her a cunt
She was actually telling the truth
>>27438819
But seriously, what's the point?
>>27432672
>sitting at lunch table
>girl next to me pulls out her phone
>it's a new iPhone 6s or some shit idk girls always get iphones
>"wow the new iPhone? pretty cool"
>"yeah, I got it yesterday and I really like it"
>"what's your number, stacy?"
>got her number
i mean how hard can it be
>>27438039
So they shouldn't cradle you. But they should put in effort coming up with shit excuses and embarrassing sincerity instead of just being blunt but casually friendly? You're a fucking spastic.
>>27438930
Where do I claim that? I said that I understand why women avoid confrontation and don't reject guys straight up because psychos like you think it's insulting to say "I don't feel the same way".
It's interesting actually. It's difficult for you folks to strike conversations with people, but for me it couldn't be anymore different. I have absolutely no problems confronting people and striking conversations. Literally the first thing that comes to mind (why is this so difficult for you folks?):
[In the event that you actually saw her]
>"Hey I saw you earlier today. You looked great! In case you're not busy now, care to join me for samosas at ____? They had a staff turnover and maybe the food quality has changed too."
The only problem is that I have nothing to talk about because we share literally nothing in common, so I don't. It also doesn't help that I'm homosexual. But nonetheless, you guys make this process way harder than it needs to be. It's not a surprise that people are turned away from you, because this stuff should come to you so naturally that it takes no effort to talk to someone, and whether or not they follow through or talk back, it shouldn't concern you. The fact that it does is what turns us off. Even I wouldn't care to talk about someone so self-conscious and careful of what they say that it takes on a visible form.
>>27438908
The thing about people reporting number-closes is that they almost never report whether they actually got a date out of it.
>>27438953
It's insulting to say anything to anyone so bluntly. It sends the message you really don't like them. It takes nothing to be polite and friendly to people. The way I suggested takes no effort, unlike the method you're championing, and avoids conflict just as much.
>>27439032
Saying "Hey, we had a fun date but I just don't feel the same way" is fucking friendly and nice. What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you fucking insane? What about the phrase seems insulting to you? It's not the same as saying "I just don't like you".
>>27432201
> I don't phone numbers
you tried, i'll give you that.
>>27439032
So you're basically asking to be "friend zoned"
>>27428186
>>27428297
>>27428427
Don't ask her out, say something like "Let's go get some coffee", act as if she already accepted the invitation and doesn't really have a choice, that's the kind of thing that gets girls interested in you.
>>27438983
It's natural to fear embarrassment. When you make an advance on someone and they reject you, it usually indicates your respective positions on the social ladder. It can be embarrassing to admit you aren't good enough for somebody who is good enough for you. Worst yet is if word gets round and more people know.
Women have the upper ground here, which is why they never make the advances and probably why you find it easier as a gay person. As a man approaching a woman, you're already in defense of your dignity and social status, both of which are important for further opportunities.
>>27437016
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY IS A ABSOLUTE RETARD
>>27439118
>It's natural to fear embarrassment
Sure, but what people find embarrassing is subjective.
>Women have the upper ground here, which is why they never make the advances and probably why you find it easier as a gay person.
Buddy, in a way you could say that I am a woman on the inside. I know what I'm talking about. Women don't have the upper ground. Again that is your conception of reality which reflects how you conduct yourself. Take advantage of the fact that they are emotional, delicate creatures, and you, the handler of porcelain have to adopt ways to accommodate this. Also, if it helps the situation any more, I'm the dominant role in a gay relationship. Which means I carry out the same tasks as you as tho the person I'm seeking is a woman.
>As a man approaching a woman, you're already in defense of your dignity and social status, both of which are important for further opportunities.
No you're not. That's in your head. Is that why you tremble and look so mechanical in your speech in that you clearly cherry pick your words to a cliche? Change your outlook and maybe you'll drop the act and worry and maybe the natural /you/ will surface.
>>27428427
>Aww okies
You would get brutally ass fucked if any man stepped up to you to challenge you at any point ever, wouldn't you?
>>27428532
>Um
>I was wondering
>"I'd love to x"
>going for walks
>putting shit in ( ) brackets
>emoticons
>Yes or no?
you are a lost cause
>>27439243
I want to add to this and say that what's inhibiting you guys is that you /are/ insecure. The insecurities loop over and over in your head nonstop and the effect this has on your natural care-free confidence is debilitating. Don't blame other people for the crap that you are at fault for.
>>27438770
Prettu gud.
>>27438848
>just buy me stuff for a year and I'll reward you with sex every so often
lmao just lmao
I'm actually lmaoing in real life right now lmao
>>27439438
Yes, gfs of betas are just expensive whores.
>>27430621
then you should not ask her out in such a weird way.
>you planning on going to X
>hurr i have an extra ticket
Almost sounds like you are offering to give her a ticket to use as she wishes.
Should have said: Want to come with me to X? my treat.
if she asks if its as a date you say "yes"
If she gives some long winded speach in text form then just ignore it and forget her, if she messages you a second time to make sure its ok with you that she just shut you down then act like its totaly ok and doesnt bother you by replying with something like "yeah no worries"
Keep your replies short. dont try and make your thought process known to her you are suppose to be direct and to the point. let women fill in the rest.
>>27439288
What's wrong with walks? The two times I've kissed girls were both after walks.
