Obscure feels

>you will never be a pirate and go on adventures with your close-knit pirate crew, discovering islands, traveling the seas, and getting drunk off rum

>You will never do something crazy and badass then have a bunch of people reply "just who is this guy" and "woah"

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>>27427639
Iktf all to well

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>>27427639
>tfw no Jennifer Conelly wife
I've been loving her for more than a decade

>>27427639
She aight

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>tfw you will never be Tara Strong's boy toy

tfw a girl will never be excited to see me

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>you will never be a Belgian monk in the middle agesm doing nothing but praying to God and brewing and drinking delicious beer

I have thousands of obsure historical feels but you autists (im one too) won't accept them as "obscure"

Fuck you, have fun with your stupid made up bullshit

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>you'll never be part of the 80s and 90s alternative music scene, chainsmoking and reading shitty poetry with your goth gf every night except for the one night a week that cool club is open

>>27427994
I think all robots are bounded by that one, anon.

>>27428078
OP here, I have some historical ones too.

>tfw I will never go on a scientific expedition with Charles Darwin and observe finches

I'd still take Sigourney as my wife over any of them.