>tfw no Sigourney Weaver gf
>you will never be a pirate and go on adventures with your close-knit pirate crew, discovering islands, traveling the seas, and getting drunk off rum
>You will never do something crazy and badass then have a bunch of people reply "just who is this guy" and "woah"
>>27427639
Iktf all to well
>>27427639
>tfw no Jennifer Conelly wife
I've been loving her for more than a decade
>>27427639
She aight
>tfw you will never be Tara Strong's boy toy
tfw a girl will never be excited to see me
>you will never be a Belgian monk in the middle agesm doing nothing but praying to God and brewing and drinking delicious beer
I have thousands of obsure historical feels but you autists (im one too) won't accept them as "obscure"
Fuck you, have fun with your stupid made up bullshit
>you'll never be part of the 80s and 90s alternative music scene, chainsmoking and reading shitty poetry with your goth gf every night except for the one night a week that cool club is open
>>27427994
I think all robots are bounded by that one, anon.
>>27428078
OP here, I have some historical ones too.
>tfw I will never go on a scientific expedition with Charles Darwin and observe finches
I'd still take Sigourney as my wife over any of them.
