Chad buys a hoverboard
>>27426865
My sides.
That is the best porn I have seen in a while.
>>27426865
or, how to snap your dick on a hoverboard
Brazzers continues to give fucks
10/10
I needed a good laugh
Does anyone have that video of the dumbass kid on a hoverboard tripping and falling onto subway tracks when the train's coming?
>>27426865
And she's wearing heels too.
Is she dead yet?
>>27426865
This truly is an amazing age to live in.
Fucking hilarious!
Nice
>>27426865
What's the grills name?
Brazzers has all the pop culture you could ever need
>>27426865
makes me glad i invested in a 10 year account
Jesus that was funnier than expected.
>you will never be rich enough to do silly sex things
>>27426965
luna star
scene is the future of fucking
Brazzers does it again.
>>27426865
that's no a chad chin. what a fucking loser.
why are his ears so red?
do straight men really watch porn with penises?
he slid in there awfully easy
hotdog down a hallway
>>27427507
>Do straight man really ejaculate their own cum?
>>27427549
i think this might be the best post i've ever seen.
>>27427580
https://youtu.be/P8d42r3JlbU
fuckin these hoes on my hoverboard
I'm more impressed she's standing on it with high heels.
>>27426865
>i have one
ask me shit
>>27426865
what if he fell on his dick
>>27426865
How can comedy even compete?
>>27426865
holy kek
orignialocomento
>>27426865
>tfw born 85
>grew up without computers, the internet, cable or porn
>If you told me that one day I'd be able to watch a porn clip of people fucking using hoverboards, watching it on my "phone" while taking a shit thanks to wireless internet, I would laugh and tell you to get bent
I love living in the future senpai
>>27427895
what have you done Canada
If that's how low we've gone, the death of sex is not too far away.
>>27428010
Im still waiting for it to be actual anti gravity hoverboards and not just a Segway without handlebars
>>27428069
true, but just the fact that they're these tiny motorized things no bigger than a skateboard that are activated by the direction that you lean into and don't sound like a lawnmower, and then people are using them to have sex and I can watch this on my computer-phone from my toilet is amazing enough.
Decay of civilization, the fall of rome...
how meaningless our lives have become and sex is now so trivial...
Porn will be replaced by murder someday. Just fucking these worthless sluts called women won't be enough of a thrill for the average man. With all the hatred and contempt men have for women, I'm certain many of them will try their hands at serial killing or something of the sort.
>>27428148
fair enough
>>27427895
what the hell did I just watch
>>27426894
>>27427957
Who needs a hoverboard for that?
>>27427895
those girls all have looks in their eyes like "I was paid to do this but is it really worth it"
>>27427941
have you ever had
>>27426865
or
>>27427895
happen to you whilst riding your hoverboard?
>>27428162
>sex is now so trivial...
You might want to read a book and realize that sex has always been trivial you ignorant cunt.
>>27428200
that dick just died immediately, there's no erectness to it anymore
I've had to snap the necks of small animals in vet school and this is way more dry and horrifying
>>27429613
can you imagine the noise it made? I've bent my dick a little too hard one way or another when jerking off, and it popped louder than me cracking my knuckle. Shit must've sounded like a log splitting in half in a campfire.
>>27428010
ikr, I never would've imagined that in the year 2016 I'd have a toilet.
>>27427895
I have spoken to this faggot. He lives in my city and rides his hoverboard around my college.
He rides it literally everywhere, at all times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0eJY95rMY
>>27428200
Good thing my dick is somewhat bendable
Shit would've hurt
>Two hypothetical faggots at my uni bought hoverboards together to ride them around like best buds
>Campus cops come up to them and say they can't ride them around the campus
>Get to hear both of complain about how they can't return them and what a waste of money it was
>>27428200
>immediately recognize the gif upon opening it
>close it as quickly as possible
I will never bear witness to that horror again.
this is truely the future of fucking
>>27426865
The hoverboard didnt catch on fire.
2/10, not realistic enough.
>>27428200
naw dude naw
>>27431985
Thanks for the warning
>never open things like this without checking comments first
>>27429613
No, it wasn't very hard to begin with, that's why it bent like that. I also doubt it made a noise like the other anon implied lol
>>27431985
same thing here my nigga
>>27427895
And people want to preserve Western Civilization
>>27426865
I can't believe they seriously incorporated those "hoverboards" into their porn, well I guess I can give them points for creativity even if I find the idea to be stupid.
>>27431184
Yeah my University banned them as well, I'm pretty sure they are banned at most college campuses. I know before my Uni banned them I saw quite a few people riding them, also I've read that they have a chance of exploding among other mechanical issues.
It's clearly a waste of money regardless, why buy a deathtrap for like $500?
>>27432707
>Don't worry what men think of your looks
>The stated purpose of covering up a woman's body in Islamic cultures is to keep other men from looking at them because sexual thoughts will spring into being and ruin society
Wow, what a disingenuous little girl! That's adorable.
>>27432834
It's an awesome idea for a video, to be honest. Not for jerkin' it value, but it is funny.
>>27432878
because it's funny you saying I'm saying nah means
>>27427895
>no fat hoes allowed on my hoverboard
>>27432923
>Her face when it goes into the water
>Probably wasn't even hers
>Just dives headfirst to retrieve it
It's probably ruined now from water damage lol
