How do I get taller so I won't get beat up by middle schoolers, like Katt Williams, /r9k/? I'm 21 1/2 and 5'6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSu7qb1Wi10
>>27426519
i am 5'7 and 26 and the only thing i can tell you is to evade all possible melee fights and diffuse situations unless you carry a reliable gun you can shoot well
we just don't stand a chance against big guys, the bigger muscle mass makes them way stronger and faster, and the bigger reach makes it almost impossible to win unless your opponent is a retard
>>27426568
Well, I carry knives and pepper spray in my backpack, was thinking about buying a sword from amazon or extendable baton along with bear mace
Act like you will kill a nigga if he steps out of line and it wont matter how tall you are.
Katt williams entire comedy career came from the fact that he had to be funny growing up because he was so small. He quickly learned to not give a fuck about life. Then when he got fame and money he learned even money can't make a woman love you so he went crazy.
>>27426591
>sword
>baton
Nigga stop right there.
Kat was there to play soccer with the kids, he did not give a full punch because he thought it would be enough, however he was sadly wrong. Should have knocked him out. He thought one punch would have put the kid in his place without doing to much damage, its always a hard position, when you want to punch a kid but its not like you can kill him.
>>27426662
If he did more, he could have knocked out the kid and got way more trouble then he is in now. He kind of did a weak punch because he was guessing age, but that guy was 16 in 7th grade, he was held back a lot.
>>27426624
I keep one of these in my car, was thinking about buying another
>>27426591
>knives
>for fighting
lmao nobody wins a knife fight
plus i guarantee whatever you got aint gonna scare anyone
>>27426662
Being this delusional
OC comment
>>27426723
sounds like you have watched too much hollywood movies where the main character kicks off the knife off the bad guy's hand
protip no one knows how to fight against knives you miss one fast stab and you are done
>>27426689
>>27426591
and america wonders why they hold the record in school shootings
>oh cool a celebrity is coming and hanging out with underprivileged kids in my shitty neighborhood
>i should get in a fight with him!
Really?
>>27426689
what are you gonna do when a couple of thug niggas walk up to you on the street? Run to your car and grab your ninja sword? Get yourself a pocket knife and make sure it isn't illegal in your state.
Mike Tyson is 5ft8 and he would pretty much destroy any lanklet.
>>27426737
I am 6,3 my friend. I know he did not give a full punch for a good reason. He came their to play soccer with kids and give back to the community
Isn't Katt Williams like 5'10?
I don't think there's any hope for manlets if 12 year olds are wrecking their shit.
>>27426688
>16
>In 7th grade
Top kek, fucking niggers baka senpai desu
>>27426519
that kid is black as coal katt should have known better
>>27426819
sick bait senpai
he's 5'5 tops
>>27426519
>>27426568
>>27426781
>>27426819
>yfw katt williams is under 5'5
>>27426819
Katt is 5'5 and the kid was 17 years old
get your shit straight, it's not that hard to google
>>27426778
I carry pepper spray and knives, I can't find any pocket sized bear mace
Guys you can see the muscle in kats arms that only comes with older age, the kid was older than you realize, he was at middle school because he was held back, Kat tried to simply give him a nice smack to make him get out of his way and stop talking shit about him, Kat obviously did not try to fight the guy. He is already in trouble for assault, he did the right thing by not actually punching him out.
>>27426882
I have to wonder why you are so paranoid? are you female?
>>27426932
>punch someone
>did not try to fight him
are you for real retard?
you throw any kind of punch it's game on even retarded niggers know that
I don't know who that nigger is, but he should have been the adult in that situation. When kids give adults shit, it's up to the adult to walk away.
They're both nigger hood rats, and this behavior doesn't surprise me in the least. After Trump gets this wall built and deports the Muslims, he needs to do something about the nigger situation too.
>>27426880
Katt Williams is about 5'3, not that being 5'5 would've helped him much either.
>>27426986
it is a complicated situation, the guy is a celeb comedian and went there to play soccer at a middle school, some kid who is 16-17 comes there as if he is their age and tries to fight, what is he supposed to do? He can not actually fight him, you can see he is more than capable of beating him if he could.
>>27426940
No at my uni there have been crime alerts throughout the past months and nigs are the usual suspects, I just wanna be prepared since I leave around 9pm some days
>>27426994
He could not walk away though, the guy wasnt letting him. He needed to do something, but he held back from fighting, and that was the right thing to do. There is literally no other way out of this situation as an adult celeb, regardless of height or anything. He could not walk away, nor is he allowed to hurt him. What would you do? Just smack him lightly and hopes he lets you away, like Kat did.
> tfw waaaayyyyy shorter than Kat Williams
I once saw a 5'2 twig whoop on a built 6'7 Chad you're all making excuses
>>27427108
Of course they can, do you see the muscle in his arms? He cant actually hurt the kid because he is a kid, he has to hold back but he also had no way out.
>>27427108
>Things that never happened
The Post
Original Comment
>>27426519
This is proof that little man syndrome doesn't exist.
Katt was trying to be civil the whole time but some kid was being mad disrespectful because of his stature and as soon as he defended himself, he's been labeled as having little man syndrome.
im literally 5'1 and beat up some guy that was 5'11ish who was trying to flirt with my gf just with a little experience in judo and boxing and from working out 3 times a week.
>>27427161
Kat could have done much worse, everybody knows that, Kat held back and did the right thing. He smacked him, and told the little boy to move.
>>27427177
Bullshit post pics faggot
>>27427026
>you can see he is more than capable of beating him if he could
lol no i saw him trying to act hard and land a punch FIRST then get fucking rekt by a child
>>27427149
Have you ever left burbland?
I hate to tell you this but there are some people who just cannot be fucked with.
There are people who can get up after being curb stomped by entire groups of people
do you really think being fit. makes a difference against somebody like that? I'll tell you from personal experience: it doesn't even help
>>27427037
iight I live in Brooklyn so I gotchu with some nig robbery tactics.
>Ask you for the time hoping you pull out your phone. Just walk away.
>Ask you for some change. Nah
>Ask you to buy candy. Nah nigga.
>Following you if they see you pull out a nice phone
>Bumping into you and making you their bitch.
>Dropping something in front of you to get you to stop
>Wearing headphone at night and alone is a good way to lose your shit.
>Trying to sell you some shitty phone on the street.
>Beware any nigga running or jogging towards you.
>Watch the quiet motherfuckers that make you nervous
>Beware the gaggle of loud ass niggas
>Always look over your shoulder to spot creeping niggas before opening your car door.
>>27426519
height extension surgery
>be 5'4 grill
>have done wrestling and muay thai for the last 7 years
>could probably beat up 90 percent of males on r9k regardless of your height
>>27427276
>mfw you are delusional and i can overpower you and rape you anytime i want
>>27426767
Except Katt Williams started it. Nigga's a fucking loon.
>>27427276
>be 5'10 male
>won a fight against a guy with a bat before
>won against 2 "martial arts experts" (giggle)
>won against Giant Dindu
>been stabbed before, whooped the kid who did that
"but I tok training peepl in the hud can nevur fite nyone elz! xD"
DAYUM NIGGAHS GETTIN DOWN SHIT IS REAL N DA HOOD YO
To be honest most of the people in the video were pretty chill and they actually broke the fight which is impressive considering that most blacks just watch and cheer this sort of behavior so kudos to them.
>>27427276
Post your naked body so I can see if you have the muscles to take me on
>>27427316
>mfw i could easily stop you and subdue you until the cops arrive
>mfw it would become a national story that i stopped some loser from trying to rape me and that you got beat up by a girl
>>27427379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDyM7nKvH4
>>27427276
Please hurt me.
>>27427405
>women literally think they can ever be stronger than an average sized man who has never lifted in his life
feminism is going to get you raped
>>27427424
>Even the car is black
>>27427316
>mfw you're still a virgin
>>27427453
if you are average sized and have no fighting experience and dont lift you have zero chance against me hon
>>27427276
This is probably b8 but I've sparred against lots of women and they were all pretty shit. Don't get me wrong guys are shit sometimes too but girls just don't have that knack for fighting. Like, even if they have great form they just can never seem to get their weight behind it and throw a real punch.
>>27427453
What's funny is manlets have the advantage in grappling. Bitch is getting it in the ass and he's going in dry. I hope she posts here crying and tells us the story in detail.
>>27427502
>tfw wrestling a short fat guy in my weight class
fuck me it's like trying a pin a boulder
>>27427479
>i've never fought a man in my life but they help me throw them during sparring
>i imagine it'd go like my kung fu movies
>>27426519
don't worry about height that much as far as fighting goes senpai, all of the best UFC and MMA fighters and champions are borderline manlets that are south of 6 feet.
Except for Heavyweights but even then they're usually barely a few inches about 6'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM
>>27427276
Mfw guns are a thing and your skills are useless when there's a bullet in your face
>>27427533
i wrestled on the boys wrestling team in high school and won about 40 percent of my matches plus a guy tried to mug me once and i kicked him twice and he ran away
>>27427561
>needing a gun to beat a 5'4 girl
>>27427568
Ana is this you?
>>27427424
I think I speak for all reasonable black people when I say fuck all those niggas.
>>27427460
Is there any other color for a car like that?
>>27427568
having been on a team that wrestled against girls from neighboring schools there are two approaches to this. being so much better that you can go easy and still win, and letting them win to be nice / avoid the risk of actually trying and losing. since guys in those super low weight classes are normally tiny tiny twinklets vs butch as fuck girls.
same thing with the mugger really
>wtf this cunt is kicking me does she think shes fuckin jackie chan or something i'm not getting a murder charge over stabbing her dumb ass fuck this
>>27427276
Attitudes like this are the fastest way to get yourself dicked against your will. Not even in the "Men are stronger" meme sense, just from a realistic standpoint.
>>27427530
I thought I wanted to be a muay thai man but being a lanklet fucks up weight division. I thought reach would help but fucking knees man, hurts like a bitch. We need bmi divisions. I quit and joined a yoga studio. It's a lot more fun ogling yoga butts than having some guy 6" shorter kick my ass.
>>27426519
>don't do crack
>don't try to start fight with people bigger than you
>don't try to start fights with people bigger than you when you're a crackhead
>don't purposely go looking for trouble/prove your masculinity for no reason
>>27426819
Katt is 5'5 iirc
>>27427424
I have watched this 4 times and I still have no clue what is going on.
I'm 21 years old and 5'9, can I grow just a couple more inches please ?
>>27427219
As someone who has born/riased in the ghetto (but I'm not black) and is a manlet, if you don't walk around looking like a nervous bitch people likely won't fuck with you.
Also if you want actual protection get a license to CC
Just learn how to fucking fight jesus christ
My brother is 15 and 6'1, I'm 22 and 5'9 and still whoop his ass even though he's 200 lbs and fucking strong
>>27428782
>>27428782
15 and 6'1,
22 and 5'9
Is there a worse feel than your little brother being taller than you?
>>27428835
yeah, my oldest brother is 25 and 6'5
I'm the same fucking height as my dad :(
My mom is 5'5 idk why tf they got so high/tall desu
>>27428728
The guy at the end got stabbed in the neck during the fight and died.
>>27428728
Reading the title and seeing the entire video should give you a clue as to what happen you stupid motherfucker
>>27428892
Pussy ass niggas use weapons in a fist fight. We used to have honor...now we are white people.
>>27426804
He came there to buy crack and act like a fucking idiot. Did he also not give a full punch when he got stomped out on stage? No surprise his old ass got beat up by a 7th grader.
>>27426519
22 and 5'1femlet
Really the only option is leg lengthening surgery. I'm starting to consider it because my job requires built muscular people yet a child could probably take me down
>>27426752
he was repeating a knife meme, he should have included the second part, one of you dies in the street and the other dies in the ambulance hyuck hyuck hyuck upboat
>>27429052
Work on your legs first.
>>27426763
and Europe wonders why Muslims rape their women and blow their infrastructure up
>>27426568
>not knowing retard strength
Seen a 5'1" down kid beat the shit out of an almost 6 foot guy back in high school you don't fuck with that shit
>>27429052
I like short girls. I'm 6'3 and consider 4'11 the perfect girl height. If we have kids were buying the egg for any male offspring, but girls are supposed to be short. I've done the Amazon freak model gf before. It's cool for the novelty but I can't help but cringe when they try to be sexy or cute. The anorexia aesthetics are attractive and I loved her prominent clavicles and hips but when she stopped modeling she let her bmi get above underweight and I lost interest. Cardio bunnies can be bmi 19 or 20 and get a pass if they are muscular, but fat only works on femlets. Best is ballerina mode. Thin, muscular, but still some fat.
>>27428877
At least you aren't 7 inches shorter than your dad.Stop having sons you sicko womanlets
>>27428995
Yeah white people are the ones likely to beat the shit out of one person as a group, right.
>>27427276
>weight classes don't exist I DID MUAY THAI AND I AM A GIRL WITH A VAGINA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU WEAK LOSERS LOL I AM SURE I CAN KILL ALL OF YOU IN REAL LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok
>>27426781
This. I was about to say if you are fit and learn how to fight you should be fine for the most part unless other guy is top 10 percent who know how to brawl.
