>tfw mum found my piss bottles
>tfw you found hers
>tfw your mum is a NEET
She doesn't leave the house and all she does is play video games.
she is almost 50.
>>27425861
>Ray lewis found poop snuggy
>>27425861
>wife's son found the smegma fort
When my mom found my piss bottles she called the police and I was dragged off to a mental hospital in handcuffs by cops (after they beat me) and I was kept there for 3 months
>Nigger McGee found the eternal void
>>27426193
>>Nigger McGee
literally who?
>wife's boyfriend found the poop shack
>patient's son found the morphine box
>step-mom found my cum balloons.
>popped them too
what a mess.
>Grampa found my cum harness
>Fucking faggot tried cleaning my sweet man juice off my harness
That fucking dick.
>>27426482
Should have sucked him off more
You just gotta embrace it. Just tell her that it's easier than walking to the bathroom and if she argues that just say lalalallalalaa i cant hear you lalallalalaa
Captcha was noodles
>>27425861
>tfw mom spots my cum shirt
>>27425861
>Insist that it's a perfectly normal and common thing these days
>She asks her friends about it
>They think that she's a weirdo
