Official sport of /r9k/.
How's the Cum Slingin' going, robots?
Have you been practicing? Any new slings? How'd it go?
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Shsu
I've been practicing on homeless people, working up to teens in shopping malls.
Need some help on my timing strategy, as soon as I whip it out for the sling I get a bit delayed and have my dick out way too long.
>>27424902
You've never cum sling'd m8? It's the greatest.
you
fucking
w o t
>>27424940
Yeah, Cum Slingin' (TM) is the Official Sport of /r9k/. It's a game of strategy and ingenuity where you get qts wet with cum in public.
You get different points depending on where it lands, and how much.
>>27424877
This is so fucking bullshit. The other day a dog was wagging his tail, and it grazed my arm as I was sitting, wearing a winter jacket, and I still felt it.
This is rape
>>27425045
Part of the strategy of Cum Slingin' is judging what type of clothing they have on. You can see in >>27424877 that the thick jacket is a great landing spot for the sling. Also pretty high in points since it is on the upper body.
The sling' in >>27424908 is on a thinner clothing article and causes her to notice much sooner. You do get some extra points for thin clothing, but the risk is also there.
There is also the element of surprise.
Finally, your dogs tail has some wind with it that makes it much more noticeable. Cum does not have much of a wind-factor.
>>27424908
I've seen a lot of weird shit on here but this is by far the creepiest
>>27425135
Not far from it at least. Someone mentioned doing this in malls, where they have security cams everywhere, what a good idea.
More please kind sir....
Have you guys ever got caught?
I'm too cowardly to do it.
I didn't sling, but when I was in high school, I would cum on my hand and smear it on qt girls during PE. It was great.
>>27425200
Excellent observation, fampai. Malls are a very bad place to Cum Sling'. I can't believe I missed that anons post.
>>27425195
No need to be negative. This is a sport that fostures positivity.
>tfw no one will ever cum sling me
>>27424877
If someone did that to me I would straight up stab them and I always carry a knife on me
>>27425195
>>27425135
>>27424940
>>27424902
normies coming out of the woodwork
this kills the /r9k/
>>27425299
>acting tough on the internet
>>27425264
It's best to start with family while you get better at it. Or try something like >>27425270 that is less obvious while you get going at it.
>>27425270
That's an excellent start, you might be a natural Cum Slinger.
>>27425299
The Cum Slinger loses points if they get stabbed. Would be very bad for their roster totals. If on the borderline of the finals could cost them the finals.
post more faggots
>>27425299
I presume that this is you?
>>27425299
top kek this roastie is too ugly to get cum sling'd
>>27424908
why is this so fucking funny, I fucking love you OP
this is truly the ultimate revenge against Staceys and Chads
can this please be a new /r9k/ thing, maybe we'll make it on the news
>>27425341
I got one more but it is 2.3MB so can't post it.
>>27424877
This is intense, does the added factor of fear from getting caught speed up climax?
>>27424908
>her reaction to finding it on her pants
priceless
>>27425370
make a thread on /gif/ and link it
>>27425363
It's the Official Sport of /r9k/, hoping it takes off more. Spread the word!
>>27425412
Will do, based senpai.
Hope we get some original content up soon.
>>27425335
>It's best to start with family while you get better at it.
Yes especially since the neet manchild and shame of the family will be the last person your female family member suspect after finding fresh cum on her clothing.
>>27424877
>>27424908
How do these guys cum so easily
I have to horny and comfortable and watching porn to cum, and it takes a good 15 minutes of fapping at least
>>27425401
I found a 'post anything' thread.
Here it is:
>>>/gif/8313904
Points were lost in this one for her noticing, but this is more of a showmans cum sling. Excellent speed, this is a real professional Cum Slinger.
>>27425473
adrenaline and excitment
>>27425487
I don't think I could do it senpai
I'm a cutfag which makes it even harder to cum
>>27425473
You get right on the edge before you take your dick out and blow your load. It's all about the timing. Practice with edging.
So you take your time fapping and right before you cum you stop and then periodically stroke to keep yourself right on the edge, then when you want to cum you fap fast and sling cum.
It's a multi-skill sport of hand eye coordination, discipline, timing and even an understanding of physics.
>>27425480
>>>>/gif/8313904
I take it he got deducted points for getting caught?
![3201[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4UX4nHt.gif "3201[1].gif")
>>27424877
That's not what it's called
It's cumsharking or "encoxando/encoxada"
Cum slinging is what that one prisoner did in Silence of the lambs
What's really awful about this thread, beyond the normies getting mad that this shit even happens, is that people might honestly believe that the videos posted are of OP and his original content
>>27425525
Yeah, for sure were some points lost in getting caught. There is some talk about opening a Freestyle Cum Slingers League for those who want a more open scoring system.
>>27425480
This one was funnier because she looked like a complete whore and therefore less sympathy inducing.
>>27425551
>is that people might honestly believe that the videos posted are of OP and his original content
Who?
>>27425599
It's part of a series
She was paid to get cum on
A lot of porn studios replicate popular porn trends
There's literally no way anyone would just sit there after getting cum on
Even the Japanese versions (aka the original) feel more realistic because you'd expect a japanese girl to be completely in shock and slowly try to clean herself off with a handkerchief before anyone tries to notice
>>27425551
Cum Slingin' has a better ring to it so it kind of stuck.
>thread full of newfags
It's not OC.
It's obviously fake, since they would feel the cum hit them.
>>27425292
/lgbt/ everyone
Original
how do i increase my semen volume?
>>27425697
OP here. There was no intention of implying this was OC, just trying to get some people excited about the sport.
Also see: >>27425142
Thanks for joining the thread and hope to see you join the league!
>>27425648
>so it kind of stuck
This is literally the first thread I've seen where it's been called that
>>27425604
I said might and there are people who have never even seen these gifs, so why wouldn't they assume it was OP?
>>27425299
Here's your (you)
Oh and
Titts or gtfo
>>27425551
>people might honestly believe that the videos posted are of OP and his original content
I see no Redditors here. and OP never claimed so.
But you do raise a point-- we NEED original content. We need recognized cum slingers out in the field RIGHT NOW. Until that happens, this thread is pointless.
>>27425724
There used to be something passed around on /b/ that was some supplements to do that. I forget the mixture and don't have it saved. Trying Googling it?
For sure stay hydrated.
>>27425759
>OP never claimed so
He didn't have to
ITS FUCKING STAGED RETARDS
How do I know? I was the retard once. I did it and got caught and spent 3 months in jail
>>27425820
Well look m8 we can't help the few complete idiots that stroll through.
>>27425859
Tell me more pls. Cum Slingin' is a dangerous sport, these things happen. Don't let it discourage you.
>>27425859
think we might have an actual cum slinger in our midst, boys
story?
>>27425860
It's really not a far stretch to assume that after someone introduces a concept they post OC on the OC board to show their concept off
>>27425859
that's what you get for trying a pro sling while being an amateur
i hope this becomes a meme i can't stop laffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o3Pgrlj0yM
Miggs scene
Sorry eating dinner and on mobile, kind of slow. Don't know if threads gonna die
>>27425889
>>27425892
>>27426421
I'm still lurking m8, it's alive on page 2
>>27425889
>>27425892
>>27426473
>be NYCfag
>see hot new r9k sport and think it's funny as shit
>decide to try it on the subway because that place is a shithole anyway
>ride around for a while, eventually find a victim
>sit down behind her, start jerking off, covered by my coat
>it's really good because she's a qt with really nice hair, and it's hanging over the seat a bit (I kind of have a thing for hair)
>I know where I'm cumming. Jpg
>just as I'm about to bust, open my coat, and let it rip all over her hair and the seat
>accidentally let out a grunt because it's so good
>she hears it and fucking turns around
>can't get my dick back in my pants fast enough, try to cover up but she saw
>puts the pieces together and screams
>get that sinking feeling in my stomach where you know you fucked up
>I panic and get up and try to run away but we're still moving so there's nowhere to go
>I'm freaking out so don't really process anything but next thing I know I'm on the ground, some white Knight tackled me
>police are waiting at the next stop and take me in, dick still hanging out
>there's no way I can fight the charges really, have to take a plea deal for the jail, probation, and sex offender registry
>>27426628
Yeah hair is not a good place to sling as you found out. Really easy to feel, need that clothing inbetween.
3 months is what you get for Cum Slingin'? How long probation?
>>27426628
>open my coat
>can't get my dick back in my pants
why not just close your coat?
Did anyone ever try slinging on Chad to show dominance?
Weebums pls.
>>27426795
I did but it's only a temporary solution.
>>27426789
It could have been a lot worse. 2 years probation but I don't leave the house anyway now and still have internet so it's not that bad.
>>27426628
>we're still moving so there's nowhere to go
Why didn't you wait until there was a stop you could jump off?
>>27427068
Good luck to you and hope you continue your cum slingin' career after this blows over
Gotta try that soon. Thanks for the idea op :^)
>>27427721
>samefagging to keep the thread alive
You're pathetic.
>>27427968
His post was a new IP in the thread. Stop being retarded
>>27427160
By the time we arrived I was already fucked
>>27428022
What is this number magik that you have?
>>27428066
4chan x, newshit
>>27428075
Why should I care? Does it just give you unique IP counts?
>>27428098
>doesn't know what 4chan x does
Go back to whatever shit site you came from
>>27428112
I've been on here since 2011 and I've never heard of it. Maybe I haven't heard of it in 5 years because it's shit software that doesn't give you anything.
>>27428168
>I've been on here since 2011 and I've never heard of it
Bullshit.
Seriously, You need to go back
