>go to diner
>make loud throat noises at high schoolers seated nearby
>>27424680
Those highschoolers get up and beat you to a pulp, you get lucky one pulls ya pants down and fugs you in the boipussy, you are no longer a virgin
>get on highway
>car in front is going the speed limit
>floor it and speed past him
>go to mall
>walk by group of hot chicks
>pull bottom of shirt over and through ring of shirt at my neck
>start making fart sounds with my armpits while bobbing my knees
>look at them all and start shouting zwooba zwooba ZWOOBA
>>27424872
yo that's pretty ironic i might have to give it a go
>>27424720
Kek
Thanks for da laff
>>27424734
>Driving
Get off my board, normie scum.
>get on the bus
>manspread
>>27425067
manspreading is my favorite way to annoy normies
>>27424680
>go on school bus
>not a student
>go to supermarket
>act like I'm security
>approach old lady, telling her she can't have that ananas
>says I'm looking swell
>gives me a blowey joey
wew dapper
>>27425313
>ananas
what are these and how do I get my hands on one?
I worked at a Denny's restaurant for a while and some guy got his ass kicked for doing that. they fucking trashed the place slamming one another around and breaking all sorts of shit in that fight.
>>27425361
He got his ass kicked just for making throat noises?
>>27425342
They're pineapples you dummy.
>>27425407
Throat noises are fucking annoying.
>>27425788
Calm down tough guy
