>B...BBBBUT I MUST WORK SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY! BY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY, I CAN MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD AND LEAVE A LEGACY BEHIND!!!!
Wagecucks are a basket full of laughs.
>>27423630
Poor wagecucks fell for Mr Shekelstein's scam, work your life away for the scraps from the table and "enjoy" retirement when your body is too tired to do the things you were saving money to do. Great plan 'cucks.
Comfy pepe 5? Share those comfy pepe's.
>>27423748
>tfw I have a job
Honestly I work mostly so I have a reason to get out of bed.
I don't do anything else with my life but then again I like my job, people are ok even if I don't talk to them much.
Least I can save about a grand each month from my paycheck and still have my own place and food on my table.
I just like to do my task and feel I'm good at something since I have an awful attention span to do something more productive like learn programming etc.
So many people are talented in things, we should have a way to download that into our brains rather then having to learn everything from scratch, such a waste not to mention intimidating do start a new field and just see what you need to learn just to get anywhere.
Usually just ends with me shitposting instead.
>>27423774
No one knows you're a wagecuck on the internet unless you tell them.
>>27423630
>"But... but you make a third of the money I make, I have it better than you"
>"You don't understand how bad your life is compared to mine... stay poor l...lee...leech"
My face when wagies sincerely think that money is worth more than time is, I'd rather have infinite free time and a decent amount of money then a lot of money and no time.
I'm sorry sir we don't have cuck. Is Pepsi okay?
>>27423801
Aus NEETbux is $700/week, we get more than some working Americans. LOL
>>27423909
$1400 Canadian every 2 weeks. Less spiders to deal with here
>>27424144
But the spiders keep the snakes at bay ;)
Who else here /murdersNEETs/?
I've killed five so far. Waiting till June to do another. Sucks that it costs so much to bribe cops, but that's what work is for.
>>27424144
Can you collect that indefinitely or is it temporary
Madison jelly regardless
>>27423909
You get more than me. A lot more
>>27424204
As long I keep showing up to work each day. Wagie4life
>>27424185
you just called yourself a NEET and then claimed to work to afford bribes for cops.
>that happened
>>27424185
Set them up with child porn/drugs and watch them squirm. Just as fun, less risk.
>>27424248
Wait, so those aren't neetbux? Nevermind not jealous at all
Do I get to count as a NEET? On paper, I don't have a job, but I do a bunch of odd jobs
>play sax in a band
>web design
>computer repair/console setup
>carpentry
>patching up clothes
Stuff like that. I know a little bit of everything.
>>27424265
what the fuck are you on about mate
I'd rather have my dignity as a human being than be supported on welfare like a baby fot the rest of my life, thanks.
>>27424304
Bet you jelly of this awesome Devils food cake with orange butter cream icing I made for my birthday today.
>>27424204
Downunder it's forever.
>>27424219
Jump on a boat and come here, it's out of fashion now so it'll be easier. (Europe's the go-to illegal immigrant area now)
5 minutes later all these NEETs are complaining about how miserable and forever alone they are. Yeah, what a great life.
I'd rather be making bank with my engineering consultant job where I get to work from home most days and fuck bitches on the weekend.
>>27423630
no one says this
i work cause i get paid alot of money
of that money i put into stocks, real estate and bank it
in about oh 15 years i can retire on a private island whilst you are going to a halfway house when money eventually croaks
>>27424305
>console set up
People pay you for that?
>>27424350
Slave away whilst I enjoy my tendies, faggot.
>>27423630
I have like 4 friends at the most. It could be worse, but we usually do retarded things over skype, which is always fun.
>>27424380
Well happy birthday dude. The I'm a bit sad hearing that you made your own cake, but I suppose I don'tknow any context behind that. Looks like a nice cake though
>>27424424
>tendies is all you can afford on some meager neetbux
And you think you're having the last laugh
>>27424291
Yeah, but I like it when they look up at me and know that I am the reason their existence is ending. The fact that prison is like a harder version of NEET life also makes me prefer death.
One of the things I want to try is forcing a NEET to kill themselves.
>>27424416
Yeah. You'd be surprised how many people buy a console and can't set it up. Geek Squad charges $50 so I charge $25.
>>27423909
Except you only get that much if you're literally disabled. The dole is nowhere near that much.
>>27424398
>boat
You do realise people from anywhere that isn't refugee tier can't immigrate here let alone get welfare, right?
>>27424442
Thanks. I had the last week off and got bored Wednesday after a vidya binge. Me a girl I work with and a buddy all have birthdays today so it's technically for all of us.
>>27424414
>"no one says this"
You wasn't in the thread last night with the wagecuck who constantly was saying "MUH LEGACY!!!!!" last night. It was hilarious as fuck how butthurt he was. I don't think I've seen a wagecuck that assblasted for a really long time.
>>27423630
>>27423748
>>27423795
>>27423807
>>27423909
>>27424174
>>27424424
>all these tumblrfrogs and autistic children who can only speak in memes
I'm glad that you guys stay in your containment threads
it's the saddest when wagecucks post about not knowing how to spend their time anyway if they didn't have their corporate overlords directing most of it.
don't you have any dreams, hobbies, interests, and aspirations of your own other than literally trading your life for money as a cog in the machine?
>>27424414
Exactly, everyone wants the money. Some people get lucky and get a job they like. I have a couple of jobs, nothing steady, but I just want the money.
I'm sorry I'm in good health and can't fake an illness to collect welfare? Welfare is pennies anyway unless you live at home. Chances are you won't have a car or your own apartment or anything nice.
Of course not working is best, but not everyone is rich and chances are you aren't either if you post here. If I was rich, I'd be FAR away from this site.
>>27424545
>the thread last night
confirmed for being a samefag who does this every single day.
pretty sad desu, I guess you try to get attention in whichever way you can..
Meh. I care about my paycheck.
But I'm sure your $700 monthly welfare check is good too.
>>27424509
Tumblr mental illness still counts as disability.
Destroy your passport like the other dirty immigrants and say you're a white persecuted Syrian christian - cha ching!
>>27424545
>muh legacy
some people genuinely care about legacies, they will leave behind something when they die, some mark on the world; whether good or bad
People will remember Einstein for the next Millenia, no one will remember any of the Neets who collected welfare on here.
But for me as i said i got a job to get a lot of money, so that one day i can retire and live it up big when i can still enjoy it and im not decrepit and old
legitimate Neets will never "retire" all that awaits them is a shitty nursing home and the grave; thats why every now and then you see the Helium tank threads pop up
>>27424579
Again, WHO says THIS? Everyone knows how to spend money and improve their quality of life and enjoy things. WHO are YOU referring to?
>>27424403
What do we have here? Typical wagie resorting to illusions of grandeur as usual!
>b-b-but i'll get laid m-more than y-y-you
Let's not kid ourselves wagecuck. The only "laying" being done around here is Mr. Shekelstein laying you off because you were too busy fantasizing about that supermodel who, in reality, wouldn't even look at you once.
Who else gets paid to shitpost?
>>27424574
Fuck you normie, you fucking suck.
SHAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOM SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*rubs hands greedily*
SO WAIT A MINITE
*raises interest rate*
so you're telling me
*spins a dreidl*
so you're telling me
*lies*
SHALOM so you're saying
*checks for nearest temple*
so you're telling me
*collects rent*
wait a minute here
*rubs hands and smiles greedily*
shalom, so you're saying...
*complains to the manager*
so you're saying
*opens suit an a court of law*
wait a minute so youre saying
*tweets about holocaust and goes to holocaust rememberance ceremony*
we're going to be
*muh heritage*
we're about to
*looks over nose*
shalom, we're going to be
*raises rent*
so we're going to
*instinctively looks around for cheap food*
so you're saying that we are
*calls mother*
we're about to
*checks bank account*
so we're going to
*spreads multiculturalism*
about to
*complains*
shalom, we're about to
*remembers holocaust silently*
wait a sec
*strokes paycheck pensievely*
we're going to be
*lights menorah*
about to be
*eats latkes*
we're going to be
*grabs cash and checks serial numbers*
going to
*participates in black culture*
wait a second friend
*reads anti-Christian propaganda*
so you're saying that we're
*asks a difficult question*
about to
*finds loophole in the law*
we're going to
*counts shekels*
I run my own business. I don't care about contributing to society, I care that it lets me buy an obscene amount of anime-themed sex toys.
>>27424763
haha go back to tumblr
http://nymag.com/following/2015/12/tumblr-was-here-for-pepe-the-frog-in-2015.html
>>27424144
How do I sign up for it in Canada, if I don't have any health issues?
>>27424657
some wagies in the neet vs. wageslave threads.
there even was a thread somewhat recently with the topic being: 'i'm off the grind for a little while and already have no idea what to do. wtf do you neets do all day?'
>>27423630
R: 47 / I: 13 / P: 24 /
>nice Saturday night circlejerk we got going on. Good to see the true NEETs showing up.
>>27424822
Get a job that pays 30/h lol. I don't have neet bux, I get paid to shitppst
>>27424144
I'm a canuck
how'd you do it
>>27424974
Got a job that pays 30/h lol. Wagie4life
>>27424144
>>27424974
>>27424822
>$1400 Canadian every 2 weeks
That's more than the monthly maximum
>>27424853
that's good you can recall the recent threads on here anon, after I got out of work today I hit the gym and did some squats and weighted pullups and such, grabbed a bite to eat after at chipotle, triple meat bowl, designed just for me because I can afford it. I'm actually getting ready to hang out with a new girl of mine in her dorm. *yawn* *stretches* *backflips* have a nice night looking at frogs anon
>>27425024
It's my pay lol not neetbux. Wagie4life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fcWXaRxSsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsZ2JCSKz4
which one of you cucks did these works of art?
>>27423909
New games in ausland are like $200 in your money. American money goes further
>>27425051
>*yawn* *stretches* *backflips*
Thisis a fine wagebro corruption of the NEET *yawn* *burp* *fart* dead meme
>>27423909
youve got to be fucking kidding me, sign me up for those ausNEETies
Thank you Wagie for the NEETbux
>tfw have a job that i really enjoy
>>27425967
That's a cute image
