I'm black and i'm dating this qt Russian girl who immigrated a few months ago.
She tells me to meet her parents.
She said her dad is Pro-Putin, am I fucked.
Oh, my name is Mohammed.
sheesh the russkie girl went native quickly. a few months? bloody hell
>>27424571
Maybe the russians aren't as racist as you hoped they'd be
>>27423599
I'm going to treat you as though you're not a troll. Are you a typical black dude? And are you that religious?
>>27423599
I hate niggers. That is all.
>>27424602
Yes, i am a black dude, i'm currently in university.
I'm a secret Muslim, none knows that i'm an Atheist
>>27424815
>Yes, i am a black dude
I asked if you were typical. How do you look, how do you act? Conservative or liberal, do you hate Trump?
>>27424602
I meant to say, i'm a secret Atheist, but others think i'm a Muslim. But her
>>27424845
I'm more of a centrist, I really don't care for trump. I think he can't bring together the American people. I dress mostly hipster-ish, but more or less casual. I act in a friendly matter. I help people if they simply ask or need help. I don't dress or act Thuggish.
>>27423599
Maybe you could just go by 'Mo'...
>>27423599
>Russian
>immigrate to USA
>pro putin
Wtf, if you are pro russian then why are u in the USA. You should kill the cuck spy and claim his daughter.
>>27424983
I tried that, but people who don't know me get scared because it sounds like a black guy who steals.
I hope her dad shoots you
>>27424946
Well, I can't speak for your gf's father, but I really wouldn't care if I had a daughter and you went out with her. You sound like a decent guy. Good luck.
>>27424571
Russian girls are very stupid, most of them are prostitutes who date Mexican mafia members, terrorists, African princes, Arab Sheiks.
I heard a history about this Arab that used to feed his Russian girlfriend his own feces.
>black
>Mohammed
>>27424995
I wish, they immigrated for his daughter to have a better education and the father got a great job, and their hoping to became legal citizens.