Getting a 50$ discount card to pose as models for an shopping mall ad.
This is the highlight of their lives.
Can any women ever hope for more?
"Wow! Isn't that an amazing object?!"
"I love objects!"
"Ewww look what I almost stepped on! Gross."
"Ohhh this would look sooo great on ME!"
"Phew...there it is...I almost thought I had lost my husband's credit card!"
"That's right! Mr. John Mcdonough Jr. wants me promoted to his team because of his high regard for my professional work ethics."
"Wow congratulations. I think you even earn more than my brother who toiled 5 years in an electrical engineering program!."
"Human ressources is soo hard!"
>>27423577
It sort of beats most achievements of robots here.
>look out!
>super amazingly gorgeous uber omega sexy hot beautiful woman coming through!!!
>everyone stop what you're doing, a beautiful goddess is approaching
>muh muh muh muh muh sexiness!!!! omgggg sooooo sexy n attractive!!!!!
"All I ever care about is me"
"The only effort I'll ever need to make in life is to spread my legs open when the right guy come$ along. The rest is all being taken care of."
"If you have to ask...then you can't afford"
"My life's sole ambition? To become a baseball player's wife."
"Oh I better hurry or else i'll be late for my hair styling appointment at gay-tano's
"Ipad Ipad in my hand...who is the most conceited one in the land?"
"I've always wondered how men could come up with all those crazy inventions because as a woman, all I've ever cared about is how pretty I am and how much other women envied me."
"Wasn't the first person on the moon a woman?"
"Gee...I'm not shuuure Brenda."
Guys stop
You're only doing harm to yourself.
>>27423577
Thank you. Your post was the highlight of my day.
>>27425434
roastie get out now
>MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH BEAUTY, I'M SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, THERE ARE BILLIONS JUST LIKE ME, BUT I STILL ACT UNIQUE
>I deserve perks even though there are billions like me :)
>>27425434
Cash, or credit? That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles...
Best thread I've seen in a long time. Keep it up kid.
"I don't care if my husband cheats on me, he's the most important real estate agent in town!"
"I slept with John, my boss. Now I've got a two hour lunch break"
"Oh so you worked as pro-child labor advocate before landing your new job as a lawyer for Philipp-Morris tobacco? On another note, I just want to say that I love your car *giggle*.
Oh and by the way, my name is Cindy, what's yours?"
