>tfw no NEET master to spend all my income on himself and force me to suck his dick and prepare dinner and clean the house as soon as I come back from work and beat me up when he's angry
>>27423409
these fucking partner threads are getting out of hand.
>>>/lgbt/
is that way
>>27423409
It feels good. I don't know why I'm so blessed to have a NEET master
>>27423409
Where's my din din wagie? HUNGRY NOW GIVE FOOD STUPID CUNT!!!
>>27423434
Why do you want me to suffer? I was placed on this Earth to serve a NEET, why do you want to deny me my purpose, my greatest joy? NEETs are master race, as a wageslave it is my duty to find one and serve them.
>>27423463
Either you're a very good person with good karma, or you're just lucky, who knows.
>>27423692
ok buddy have it your way
>>27423602
This feels good but it's kind of tame, I need a master to serve not a cute manchild baby friend.
>>27423722
Thanx anon.
>>27423409
Bad b8 m8. Why would anyone want that? Freaking mentals.
>>27423908
oh yeah sorry i forgotkys
>>27423978
cool clock desu
>>27423908
Hello wageslave. I see Boss Goldstein's finally let you have some free time. Seeing as how you're not accustomed to freedom, I will help you out by insisting you spend this morsel of liberty on preparing a delicious meal for me. I worked up quite an appetite from all the progress I made on my novel today, though of course I don't expect you to understand what it's like to pursue your passion like that.
>>27423953
You say that and yet you keep bumping race bait threads, erica/elisa and other 3d roasrie worshipping threads, femanon threads, and all that shit is far more cancerous than this thread. Hypocrite.