>there are catcucks browsing this board right now
You do know that cats don't give a shit about you, right? As long as you give them food, they basically just pretend to like you. Hopefully you're not deluded enough to think your cat "loves you".
Cute doe.
>pretend to like you
no, they just run away
but they do keep mice away
>>27423153
Catcucks are just being ironic though.
Everyone knows it's just a meme
>>27423153
I just rather cats because they aren't noisy as fuck and do smaller shits and eat less food, its the ideal pet for a robot that doesn't have the time to commit to going outside and walking a dog etc, besides all love is shallow and false from cats to dogs to humans so it doesn't matter either way
Dog owners are literal cucks or do you think your wife isn't getting knotted when you're not around?
If you can't walk your dog without a leash, you're an even bigger cuck than cat owners.
Most of the people I see walking dogs are being pulled along by them. Usually some manlet that looks like he weighs less than the dog lmao.
>N-No Rex! Heel! S-Stop it! Bad boy! ;_;
-dogcucks
>OP
IlII
>>27423507
>keeping an animal on a leash makes you a cuck
>not being kept on a figurative leash by your smug cunt of an animal (cat owners)
LMAO
>>27423153
My cat is currently cuddled up next to me in my bed. He is so cute and kneads from time to time, it's like an exotic kitten massagd that sends tingles through my brain.
Dog's are like toddlers. Cat's are bros.
Fine by me. Dogs are loud, annoying and messy.
>>27423639
I don't own a cat though.
Cats and dogs are all a bunch of faggots with a few exceptions. Occasionally a cat genuinely loves its owner, occasionally dogs are well behaved.
>>27423669
really cute pic, it's nice that the snake and the pupper get along so well
>>27423669
I just imagined an encyclopedia section about species describing dogs as "snakefood tier".
>>27423700
>that feel when a cat lays across your lap or chest and starts purring
God tier
Dogs are the most obnoxious beings on earth, worse than human children, and should all be exterminated.
>>27423153
>dogs that bark all night
Considering giving pupper a dose of xylitol bacon desu
>>27423796
Best times in my life were with my cat watching me play games on my lap.
>>27423153
>having pets
Why would I do that? It's like taking care of a retarded NEET.
What I dislike about cats is that they all have their areas where you can't touch, e.g paws, lower back, etc and they will scratch the fuck out of you.
I have only seen one can that won't do this, which is an exception. I used to have a cat that would hide under the bed, and when you walk past it would claw and bite your feet super fast then run off.
I honestly don't think people would even like cats if they looked cute, where as there are plenty of people who own the most ugliest of fuck of dogs because they have something more to offer, cats are like women.
My cat is almost too affectionate. I can't sit down without her wanting to curl up on my lap and purr. She waits by the door for me to come home. She gets excited whenever she wants to see me.
Dog owners are fucking losers that can't get a cat to like them and have to settle for literally retarded dogs who will like anybody.
>As long as you give them food, they basically just pretend to like you
So they're like a woman, except they're less expensive and don't have preposterous shit constantly pouring out of their mouth? Seems like a decent deal
>>27423852
Cat's take care of you.
You take care of dogs.
If all humans died out, Cats would survive the wilderness. Dog's would soon die out.
>>27423880
if they didn't look cute*
>>27423669
that's just a puppy. not cool snek, not cool.
Not accepting birds as the alpha pet
>pic related
>Guards the house
>cuddly
>no allergy problems
Cons
>no sphincter control
>can't live in house
>>27423153
>having a dog
>an animal that forces you to pick up its shit
Really how can humanity be this cucked
>>27423889
It's been proven that dogs are loyal to their owner outside of the reward system of food, it's really funny that you see dogs being friendly with others as some kind of weakness or stupidness, but having a cat that only likes you is some sort of win in your mind, to me that is the mindset of the loser, needing the affection of an animal to be purely on you.
Reminder that dogs are cops, soldiers, act as eyes for the blind, fire crew, etc etc. You cannot deny that are amazing creatures that assit humanity, or is that what upsets you so much?
>>27423941
Flightless birds aren't alpha. Would love a n owl though.
>>27424009
Guineas aren't flightless, they can't soar, but this bitch likes to run around on the roof and scream at bicyclists that get too close
>>27423669
>mfw i just learned that snakes can kill themselves by catching a fired bullet
>>27423920
Here's with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_QjH3KfbM
My favorite part is the brief moment around seven seconds in when the puppy turns towards the camera. You can see in his eyes he was thinking something like "please save me," but no one came to his rescue.
>>27423990
Dogs are obnoxious animals that have to be rigorously trained even to want to be around. They are pests, not pets. Pests should be exterminated.
>>27423941
Hellooooooo, birdbrain
>>27424085
The fuk you say about my baby girl?
>>27423967
>implying you should give a fuck about some hag screaming at you for not picking up the shit
>implying you should walk your dog in public
>he doesn't have a backyard
>he can't pay some kid to walk the dog
Catcucks, when will they learn?
"Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense."
You're all fucking eldritchless faggots
>>27424139
>some autist catcuck tries to anthropomorphize his favorite animul like a crazy cat lady
>polite
>charming
>masterful
>humor
>personality
LMAO. This is what toxoplasmosis does to you.
>>27424243
At least cats can be described through anthropomorphism, dogs on the other hand would simply be that retarded down's kid who can be manipulated simply for the drivel of human amusement.
>dogcucks get BTFO by a crazy tentacle lover
>>27424447
>needing to pretend your pet has human qualities
This is what catcucks do to feel less lonely without realizing how pathetic it is.
>>27424567
>implying human traits cant be applied to animals for the simplicity of the human mind to correlate
This is what living with worms does to you
>>27424727
You can, but it indicates loneliness, or maybe low self-esteem.
>simplicity of the human mind
>simplicity
>literally the most complicated thing that's known to science
Le toxoplasma gondii face
>>27424813
>Implying I was referring to the human mind as simple
>implying I wasn't referring to the mind as complicated which requires human context to understand things outside of its level of familiarity
>what is strawman
W O R M S
>>27424139
Lovecraft was a NEET and autism as fuck. And a massive fedora tipper. If he were alive today he'd be a ponyfag or weeaboo
>>27424923
Then it seems our ability to express yourself unambiguously has been affected by a certain malady or perhaps, dare I say, parasite? It still doesn't deny the pettiness and general cucked nature of neurologically altered catcucks
LITTER
>>27423880
Yeah just like dogs just bite you if they're not tied to something so they can't reach you.
>>27425105
* SQUISH SQUISH *
ARE THOSE WORMS I HERE DOGKEK?
*SQUISH SQUISH *
Dogs just bite you and bark all day. They suck.
>>27423153
>they basically just pretend to like you
nobody genuinely likes me so i'll accept that
