Reminder that the greatest and most influential man in history, Jesus Christ, was a wizard
There is hope for you out there who do not feel it
He was also a jew
>>27423042
How do you know he didn't bang before he was 30. After all we know nothing about his young years
>>27423042
but billions of women throughout history WOULD fuck Jesus. if anything Jesus is just a spiritual "chad thundercock" of forgiving women for riding the cock carousel so they can ruin thirsty betas later in life without having guilt
but Jesus ain't gonna un-suck all those dicks
>>27423042
It's pretty much an accepted fact that he fucked Mary Magdalene.
>>27423085
Only according to people who think Dan Brown is a historical source
>>27423073
Because sex outside of marriage is a sin and Jesus never got married but He was without sin
>>27423190
I didn't say he had kids with her. I just said he most likely fucked her. You know it's most likely true. He was a man, after all.
>>27423234
Nope because sex outside of marriage is a sin and Jesus never got married and He was without sin
Jesus was definitely a lifelong virgin
>>27423219
Sex outside of marriage means having sex with other people while you're married. That's a sin.
Premarital sex is some horseshit the vatican made up.
>>27423042
He banged Mary Magdalene.
>>27423285
Wrong
>>27423334
Also wrong but I don't blame you for buying into whatever shit is popular to say
Most people believe he had a wife, or at least did in fact have sex with his followers.
>>27423042
>he doesn't know about mary magdeline
>>27423334
>>27423506
Are you guys getting your information from Dan Brown? Be honest.
>>27423496
Define "most people".
>>27423478
>>27423538
Come on, man. Let's be real. He was either banging her or the 12 dudes. There's no way in hell that he remained a virgin. The church just needed a pure saint, they couldn't have the son of god fucking around. It wouldn't sell so good.
>>27423042
he obviously bang'd all the qts of nazareth dude, theres no way women didn't want gods son dick
>>27423717
Jesus was a Jew you dingus
There was no church when he was around
And He was no mere saint, He was in fact the Son of God
>>27423042
He's literally the son of God. You can't get Chaddier than that.
