>Go in for a handshake
>Friends has fist out for a fist
>>27422829
>not wanting to get fisted by your friends
are you fucking gay
>someone is handshaking everyone
>go in for a handshake
>he ignores you
>tfw snoop dogg
>>27422829
>Goes for a hug
>She goes for a handshake
>>27423006
>she goes for a hug
>I go for tits and ass
>>27422829
>go in for a handshake
>get a lethal dose of morphine instead
>go in for a handshake
>make sure my grip is extra tight to cement my position as the alpha male
>live in a country where female usualy greets you with a kiss in the cheek
>forgot about it after years of isolation
>see a female you once knew
>she starts getting close to you
>realize she will kiss you
>but think she will kiss you on the lips
>have little panic attack
>starting sweating
>worries about how you smell and the fact that you fapped and didn't shower hours ago comes to mind
>remember that you don't even know how to kiss
>she alredy kissed you on the cheeks and you didn't even see
>you was just paralyzed the whole time
>>27422829
>Go in for a friendly kiss
>She goes for 911
>>27423236
>Go in for a handshake with female
>Her hand is soo feeble that you know you would crush her hand if you even tried to make a firm grip
>go for a handshake
>success
>or so I thought
>he falls as our hands connect
>he pulls me down
>I turn to his direction only to be confronted with a black hole
>he's being sucked in
>he pleads for me to pull him out
>I pull with all of my might, but to no avail
>his desperate cries become more intense
>I try to think of a solution
>got it
>let his sweaty palm go
>anon NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he's sucked into the abyss, never to be seen again
>black hole dissappears
>feel bad about it sometimes
> go in for a handshake.
> MUSTARD GAS
>>27422829
>meet girlfriends uncle
>he has a disease that fucks his bones up and his arm is all twisted around and straight stiff
>I go to shake his hand
>automatically reach to shake that one
>don't even correct myself
>just awkwardly shake his fucked up boneitis hand
I wanted to die.
