I did it, robots. Will report back.
The conversation continued and I'm going to her house Thursday afternoon. She's hot too, but I won't show pics, sorry.
I hate you. This girl just consented to giving you a blowjob.
I'm crying because no women has or will be that flirtatious with me.
>ikr auto-corrects to "I swallow"
Seems to have a keeper there anon.. I mean why would the phone auto-correct a to a word shes never used.. good for you.
>>27422621
>post pics
>things that never happened
pick one faggot
Fuck you Normie piece of shit, she's literally agreeing to swallow for you. You don't deserve this
>>27422790
>Never happened
Okay
>>27422861
I'm not a normie I promise. It's all an act.
>>27422878
those fucking cancerous emojis
jesus christ kill her and yourself please
>>27422931
They worked though
>>27422730
not getting the sarcasm
>>27422961
wanting that kind of cancer in your life, wow op you really are desperate.
can't wait to read the greentext cucking aftermath
>>27422999
Revolver was a good movie.
>>27422976
i think you got double baited friend
>>27423032
yeah normie i know that....
go on post more cancerous garbage emojis let's see the cringe
>>27422621
>>27422878
Congrats OP, I'm super proud of you man. As a fellow chad, ease up on the texts, you're texting her like you're a bitch. One or two texts for every three she sends you. Also, stop getting so wordy. The orally line was pretty good, but you ruined it with the auto correct line. Be more mysterious and make her hamster brain think.
>>27422999
I'll call off getting laid then, even though it's not a serious thing and I'm not making her my girlfriend or anything. How could she cuck me if she's just asking to suck my dick?
I'm still one of you until Thursday, please don't call me a normie.
>>27423081
i hope you die horribly from the aids she is gonna give you
please op die of aids
>>27422878
>why, managed to get someone to hold onto you?
done.gif
>>27423065
If I die of AIDS I still got laid. In that way, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Not wanting a pure virgin. Smh
>>27423173
top fucking kek
>not understanding he is falling for the 3d mayonnaise
>not understanding the dangers of the vixens
poor guy, you have been warned
>>27422878
>>27422621
so smooth
>>27423081
wtf chill out. these robots are just jealous. get laid, man.
>>27423118
t. anon jelly that OP is recieving the succ
>>27423505
>mfw another failed normie will bite the cuck dust
>mfw makes the misogyni army even stronger
>>27423081
are you seriously listening to neets and other low lives trying to get you from getting succ?
>>27423826
no he isn't but the fear is lurking in his brain, in that small corner of doubt
so funny
>>27423826
Nah, I expected them to be more supportive though. I like these guys but as soon as I do well they want me back on their level.
>>27423867
go on buddy get the succ and then come back here and brag about it, nothing more fun than to hear someone who came in 2 and half seconds
remember to always fap before a date
>>27423855
I was scared before I put this here. Now I realised what most of the competition is like.
Mfw I'm not even that autistic
>>27423922
proves the point that most are just failed normies/cyborgs
have fun on cucktime
>>27422621
What's her name, OP? Good way for us to judge her hotness.
>>27423921
Pretty sure they addressed this as a bad thing to do in one episode of the inbetweeners
>>27422658
Maybe because you're a jealous crybaby?
>tfw a female will never joke around with you like that, let alone text you or give you her number
Why must you chads torture me? You already have everything given to you in life as it is
is that supposed to be funny? normie humour is the absolute worst.
>>27422621
You ruined that joke but she kept going with it. Sounds like you've found your autistic counterpart. Good luck, OP.It's only gay if your balls touch.
>>27424262
I'm not a chad though. I'm fuck ugly and I started pretending I was alpha a couple of months ago. Within the first month I got alpha friends and started going to normie parties.
I promise it's not that hard. Just infiltrate the normies and they're too shallow to know you're not really one of them.
>>27422621
Congrats OP, you're ready to move on to >>>\Reddit\
>>27424337
She's a full on normie though. I don't know how this happened. I'm the vessel for any autism between the two of us.
>>27423867
They dont want you back on their level, but r9k isnt for normies. Get out reeeeee
>>27424357
what's your age? Maybe theres hope for me still...
good job anon
ignore jealous faggots on here, and go enjoy the sweet warm mouth that'll swallow your cum soon
>>27422621
> will stick his dick in the mouth of a girl whos swallowed cocks before and happily lets strangers and new friends know
Well. Enjoy those STD's mate.
>>27424716
18, I'd still consider myself far behind everyone else I know. I'm in my last year of college and I only know three other vigins.
>>27424737
Thanks. I can't wait.
>>27424839
If mummy has to drop me off at an STD clinic, I think she would be happy for me.
