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>bf makes me suck his dick in the morning >bullies me about
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>bf makes me suck his dick in the morning
>bullies me about my cum breath

This is why girls don't like sucking dick. You guys always take it too far. You always got to make it humiliation or you cant get off. Or worse, act like a huge douche and put your hands behind your head.
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>>27422584
FUCKING

LEAVE
E
A
V
E

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hands behind head makes you a huge douche? What the literal fuck? It's called getting comfortable/relaxing. You may be a lesbian. Seek professional help
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>>27422659
This
Must be fucking retarded OP
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>>27422584
Either he's just teasing you and you need to lighten up, or you should quit dating douches. Either way fuck off.
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>>27422659
Its literally the smuggest position possible while sitting.
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>>27422659
>>27422685
I forgot this is the autism board and you guys cant into social cues. So I will help you out.
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>>27422791

But you're not sitting, you're laying in a bed getting your dick sucked. Depending on the position and where the other person is it can be awkward where you put your hands so putting them behind your head can make it easier
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>>27422791
>>27422840
>tfw im a smug asshole

heh
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>>27423022
toborobot
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I know how that feels OP.

>cuddling with bf in bed watching anime with the laptop on his chest
>starting to drift off because it's so comfy
>all of a sudden feel him grab the back of my head and start pushing me down towards his crotch
>I start trying to tell him that I just want to cuddle and watch anime but he ignores me and keeps pushing my face into his crotch
>he's so strong that I can't do anything but make muffled whines
>he just holds me there and tells me I can suck or I can get held like that until I give up and suck anyway
>decide to just suck and get it over with
>unbotton his boxers and take him out and start sucking
>he doesn't even stop watching the anime which upsets me even more because I'm missing what's going on
>he does that thing where he grabs your hair and starts forcing you down even though he knows it freaks me out and makes me feel anxious and have trouble breathing
>after what seems like hours he finally cums and doesn't even warn me so I start choking on it
>he just laughs at me while I sit there at the foot of the bed choking, doesn't even get me some water or something

why do guys have to be such domineering jerks? he wouldn't even rewind the episode so I could see what I missed, I had to rewatch the episode by myself after he started taking a nap.
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>try to suck bfs dick
>throw up all over him and the bed
turns out i had stomach flu and didn't know it until then
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>>27423129
Is this bait?
Mucho originalo
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>>27422584
wash your mouth afterwards you fucking whore
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>>27422584
>>27422659
>>27422791
>>27422840
>>27422892
correct me if I'm wrong but I think OP means the guy's hands behind the female's head. At best it's to hold the hair, at worst it's to control the head movement.
/fit/ here btw if any of you want some tips I can help.
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>>27423200
>tfw no vomiting gf
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>>27423264
T-tips on how to properly suck dick?
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>>27423129
Oh shut up bitch you know you like it or else you'd leave his sorry ass.
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>r9k my boyfriend is too passive, never seems to want to have sex!
>I really want to suck his dick like all the time but he never tells me he wants it

>omg my boyfriend is always wanting sex, won't stop grabbing my head and asking me to give him blow jobs.

We can't win, boys
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>>27423325
not the guy youre replying to but
>lick up the shaft and around the head
>put it in your mouth and create some suction
>either go up and down slowly and move your tongue a lot or go faster and move it less
>focus on your breathing so you dont gag/puke
>play with his balls too, either with hands while sucking or w mouth and stroke it
>GOLDEN TRIO: lick the head, stroke the shaft with one hand and play with balls with the other

just go slow and dont rush yourself at first until youre more comfortable
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>>27423264
Well iunno I'd ask my gf but she's fast asleep on the couch, we just got back from gym.
>ftw qt fit asian gf
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>>27422584
Bitches always ask to suck my cock.
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>>27423423
>>27423325
Oops I replied to myself, meant as response to this.
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>>27422584
Gtfo normie gtfo Stacy reeeeeeeeeeee get off this board go back to tumblrinas or reddit reeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>27422584
I love sucking dick. This is why boys are better
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>>27423336

This.

Girls need to stop coming here to whine and act like they have dignity as if we're their fucking beta orbiters that believe them.
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>>27422584
Awww what an adorable kitty.
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>>27423356
>We can't win, boys
That's right. You're fucked either way, so do what YOU prefer.

>>27423129
Why do you have to be such a huge pervert? What kind of slut goes around giving strangers on the internet boners of this magnitude?
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>>27423356
the second guy is obviously winning
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>>27422584
>Whore complains about bf
>Acts like she belongs here

Shit like this is why we hate you so fucking much.

Nobody cares about you and your douchebag boyfriend.

Women can't be robots.

Fembots are a myth
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>>27423572
I would rather have a kitty bf than a chad bf.
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>>27424640
There are lonely christmas cakes and stray catbois who will never find each other. Why is life so cruel?
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>>27422584
Titts or GTFO

You fucking female poser poisoning my /r9k/ like if females have real feelings
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>>27422584
better to have a dick going in your mouth than complaints coming out.
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>tfw no bullying bf
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My hands aren't behind my head when my gf sucks me off, they are busy looking at pictures of her friends
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>>27424961
>christmas cakes

I am just an average girl.
>want cat boy bf
>they all want dominant older women to take care of them

Being fembot is suffering.
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>>27425805
Try rr and gfd. You may find a kitten there.
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>>27423670
>she

entirely original comment
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>>27422584
Fuck off whore
You and your bf are degenerate cunts that should be executed
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>>27423129
You're just as much a piece of trash as op
Hope you get raped
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>hands behind my head
I wish I could, fucking women can't do anything right.
I usually need to hold my gf's head down and control the pace I want my dick sucked. Then, just when I'm about to get comfortable she starts slowing down or going too up to get some air so I have to keep my hands on her head all the time.
And then, just when I'm about to orgasm, I must shove all of it into her so I can bust a nut in her throat and man that's really irritating to have her trying to fight back and push her head up. Bitch, can't you wait until I'm done at least?
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>tfw bf makes me suck his dick in the morning
>cums in my mouth
>bullies me about being a cock slut
Feels good mang
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>>27422584
Wouldnt be an issue to me since I eat my own cum sometimes anyway.
(Just tastes like snot. Let's be honest here)
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>>27422584
>bf fucks me every morning
>i keep my lips shut tight because MORNING BREATH EWWWWWWWW

on the plus side he's nevr copmplained about cumbreat i thnik because its not an actual thing and ur actually a dewd m80
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>be curious and suck some anon's dick while his mom's gone
>things are going good
>then he tries to force my head down and make me deepthroat
>suddenly lose interest in sucking
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>>27423264
>I think OP means the guy's hands behind the female's head.
no, op said "put your hands behind your head", "you" being "you guys"
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>tfw no bf

Man, I am upset
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>>27426494
I'll be your bf but only if you swallow
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>>27422840

>tfw you do this while getting a blowjob
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>>27422584
>want to give bf road head
>hes too scared of getting caught
how do i convince him not to be a puss
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>>27422840
>"blow-it-all" individual

>>27423126
Mr. Pavel? I'm FBI
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>>27426299
>>27426344
>>27426388
>>27426679
I hope you die a horrible painful deat
>>27426714
Especially you, you fucking disgusting subhuman trash
You especially need to fucking kill yourself
>>>/soc/
h
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>>27426714
Do it at night, but pull over first.
How's he supposed to drive while his hands are on your head?
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>>27422840
>>27423126
This is from some feminism site isnt it?
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>>27426388
>while his mom is gone

Why did that make me kek so hard?
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>Tfw met a pure agoraphobic anime watching qt
We're all going to make it guys
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>>27426827
Get the fuck out norman and kill yourself
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>>27422840
>Implying women and beta boys don't get off to being dominated by their bfs
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>>27426845
>Being this jealous
Nothin' personell, kid
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>ex bf brought me flowers at work
He was way too nice
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>>27422584
>girls
>another thread with an anime girl pic talking about sucking dick

ok faggot
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>>27426879
>>ex bf
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NORMO
SKANK
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>>27426827
I work with one. I'm not making a move on her because the fact that she exists is pure and beautiful. It's like going to a national park and seeing deer grazing. You're content just to marvel at nature and leave it the way it was when you got there, that future generations might enjoy it.
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>>27422584
He should have farted while you were sucking his dick to degrade you even more

I hope he makes you toss his salad
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>>27423129
Why don't you go and suck a dick you whiny little cumbucket
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>>27422584
I want a bf too , 23 and never sucked a benis , I want to try at least once , what does it taste like ? Also how long to make it cum , and do you have to look bf in the eyes , asking as I hate making eye contact but all bj gifs show girls looking up to the face
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>>27427102
>mfw atheists too ugly to be sluts post
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>all these little cuccbois who have never gotten a blowey joey in their lives on suicide watch in this thread

no girl will EVER love you enough to get her mouth anywhere near your dirty virgin dicks

EVER
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>>27422584
Tfw gf wakes me up with a blowjob in the morning
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>>27422584
>>27423129
Ya I know right, my boyfriend is a scumbag so it must be the fault of every male on the planet.
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>>27422584
>>27423129
>>27423200
>>27426299
>>27426344
>>27426388

>premarital sex
I can't handle this much.
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>waaah why am i expected to put in effort in sex
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>>27428157

>Implying I want a girl anywhere near my dick
>Implying I don't want a cute boy on my dick
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>>27422584
>This is why girls don't like sucking dick. You guys always take it too far. You always got to make it humiliation or you cant get off. Or worse, act like a huge douche and put your hands behind your head.

Maybe you should talk to him about this. He probably thinks it's a joke, just casual teasing. If he cares about you and knows it hurts you, he will stop. If he doesn't care about you enough to stop after learning it's important to you, then why are you together?
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>>27422584
>letting him "make you" suck his dick in the first place
you shoulda known it would turn out like that to begin with
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>>27422584
>society has to come together to fix the problems in my relationship
Feminism
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>>27423264
/fit/ will be the first place to go if I need any tips on sucking a dick, trust me
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