>Anon why don't you have any friends?
>>27422329
> why do you always look so angry
Probably because I am.
Why? Who cares.
t. Friendless virgin who doesn't get why r9k wallows in self pity
Why is it so hard to tell the truth? Why do you care so much about saving face?
>>27422363
Amen to that bruhv
>>27422329
>Anon you should smile more
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES WHY SHOULD I SMILE WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING HAPPY JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tired again? haha you always tired anon
>whats wrong anon? you dont look well
>>27422329
> look who finally came out of there cave
This one doesn't really chill my blood as much as it makes it boil
>what's your major?
>time to take a photo, everyone!
>you're taller now! wow! (I fucking stopped growing when I was 13)
>"Okay everyone, find a partner"
I would sweat buckets when I heard this in high school
>Anon why don't you want to go to prom? (Highschool)
Pissed me off, not like any of the sluts there were gonna take me
>>27422329
>You should get out more, it's such a beautiful day!
>Don't you have any friends anon?
>You should start eating healthier
th-thanks mommy
>>27422521
shit anonymous man, sounds rough
> Why aren't you going to prom anon?
>>27422329
>you should join a gym
>[any comment about my looks, positive or negative]
>>27422329
>where are your friends, anon?
Everybody, find a parter.
>>27422521
Yesterday I was fighting with my mom and she told me
>you're so skinny are you anorexic?
>no mom, I'm just no a fat pig like many (she is kinda fat so she took it personal)
>well, those many can be fat but atleast they have friends, a life and people who care about them, do you have them?
My heart was destroyed in that moment, my mother told me I'm a fucking loser.
>What are you doing with your life?
>Why don't you have a job?
>Why don't you apply yourself and try to actually talk to women? You can get a girlfriend easy if you put effort into it anon.
>Why do you never leave your house?
>Why don't you try working out?
>Why don't you come out to <insert social event>? How come you never want to do anything?
I wish i had the balls to just kill myself tbqh, I'm two years from 30 and my problems just keep snowballing and getting worse. The worst part is I am trying to find a job, but I can't fucking get one for the life of me.
>>27422329
>mom/dad calls
>"Hey son, what are you doing?"
>Nothing much
>"So on the computer again?"
>>27422742
shit that's fucking awful, why are women such niggers
>What makes you happy?
>What do you like?
its so much easier to list what I dislike and what makes me unhappy
Oneitis:
>you can pet my dog like this, not me
>>27422742
are you a grill?
orignalllllllllllll
>>27422742
You grew up knowing your mom is a savage OG and yet you still pick a fight with her?
I get that though, my mom fuckin shit talks me all the time
>>27422329
"SHUT UP"
Happened two times this month, one when I was having a fun joke with my friend and some chad slapped my round of the back of the head.
The other was when my autistic friend grabbed me and screamed it in my face as loud as he could for no reason in a lecture.
>Ok class, you got 3 hours to take portrait photos of at least 10 different strangers on the street
>>27422742
thats fucking painful m8.
>why are you so quiet
bone chillingest of phrases. fuck you bitch im just trying to get my job done here and go home
>When did you loose your virginity ?
>How many girlfriends have you had?
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>Where are you friends?
>What do you do for a living?
Should I be glad that no one asks me these questions? I just get ignored most of the time.
>What's one time you had to work under pressure?
>What are you proud of?
>What's your phone number?
>Give me your twitter
>Hey!
Mom
>You're not gay are you?
Dad
>............. /sigh
Every-time he sees me
>you should sleep at night !
I fucking can't sleep, my brain won't let me
also,
>you should smile more !
>you always look depressed
>what would you like to do in life ?
>>27423306
I forgot
>what are your qualities ?
>You need help. I am praying for you.
Not even atheist just...
>>27423161
fuck that bitch dude. Im sorry m8
Because you were such a shitty mom.
>>27422851
this is why niggers and women had no rights. Where did we go wrong ?
>RING-RING
>>27422742
>tfw im emaciated too
>parents would ask me shit like "are you anorexic?" or "do you have an eating disorder"
>during college and now back home, i would eat a decent amount of food, not even that much (but still emaciated)
>parents say shit like ANON WHY ARE YOU EATING SO MUCH and ANON YOU'RE EATING US INTO THE POOR HOUSE and ANON HOW CAN YOU STILL BE HUNGRY
fucking god damn it
>tfw my dad calls me ugly all the time
>he probably thinks I'm attractive and confident through his dad lens because he's usually not an asshole
>i'm actually a super self-conscious, solid 4/10
>he doesn't know how much it hurts my feelings
>you're not funny
Fuck...
>Valentines day is coming up anon
>I don't know why you're so hard on yourself you're not ugly anon
>Are you gay anon?
All of these came from my mother. I fucking hate women
>>27423494
say something like "well I am my fathers son" or well look who made me. Might make him think about it without talking about it
>two years ago
>talking to mom
>conversation turns to relationships
>"hey mom. you know what i would like? a girlfriend. i think it would be nice to have a close friend like that, especially a girl!"
>"ANON WHY WOULD A GIRL BE INTERESTED IN YOU? YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. YOU JUST GO TO WORK, COME HOME, THEN SLEEP. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ANY FRIENDS. YOU HAVE NO HOBBIES, AND YOU ALWAYS LOOK UNHAPPY"
>"oh yeah i guess so mom ha ha... ha"
>go back to my room
>depression has been getting worse for the last two years. getting lower with each day
>1 week ago
>mom is getting concerned for me
>"HEY ANON I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A GIRLFRIEND! IT WOULD DO YOU GOOD!"
>"but mom two years ago you said that girls wouldnt want anything to do with me. nothing has changed since then. they still wouldnt want anything to do with me"
>"NO I DID NOT! I NEVER SAID THAT! GIRLS WOULD LOVE A MAN LIKE YOU! TRY DOING ONLINE DATING!"
>"already have tried online dating. been trying it for years"
>>27423540
I was hoping if I didn't respond to his joke he'd stop telling it. If I reciprocate he'll just think i'm laying the bantz and he'll do it more often.
He's been doing it for the last couple years.. It doesn't sound like he's trying to be mean but I really can't take a joke like that.
>tfw being bullied by my dad
>who the fuck is this guy? he hasn't talked at all
>what are your strengths?
>what have you accomplished in your life?
>what do you do in your spare time?
>what do you like about yourself?
>hi
>>27423415
>>27423632
didn't finish typing
>>27423415
are you saying you're a mom? since when are there moms on /r9k/
>>27422329
It's not a sentence, but one time I told a joke to some of my friend's friends to get to know people (I know, retarded) and I guess it was a dumb joke because they all just looked at me like I was a retard for like 30 seconds while I just smiled like a dumb fuck and tried to avoid eye contact.
>>27423672
I've gotten
>was that suppose to be funny?
before. why do I even try?
>>27423672
>>27423691
>not being able to banter
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, then you go "DAMN GUYS COME ON WHY AINT YALL LAUGHING? THAT WAS THE TIGHTEST JOKE EVER! YOU GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR?"
>was that supposed to be funny?
Then you say, "What do you mean "supposed" to be funny? It WAS funny, you clown!"
>>27422329
>You're sick in the head
Those words have long echoed in my mind.
At first I thought it was just a quick insult to a rather questionable thing I had done but once given some afterthought it's clear that the guy who said this to me was onto something.
>>27423755
are you some kind of autist or does that actually work where you're from
>>27423755
>TIGHTEST JOKE EVER
>It WAS funny, you clown!
kek that sounds aspie as shit, get out of my face failed normie
>>27422329
You're so quiet, y our s o qui et, y o ur s o q u et, y o u r e s o q u i e t, w h y a r e y o u s o q u i e t a n o n. Just leave me alone.
>>27422373
but muh face when no gf,
fuck off.
>>27423816
>>27423824
When you tell a joke and it doesn't fly, you play it off as if it was fantastic. What's the alternative? Sit there and be quiet? Say, "ha ha ha that wasnt funny at all was it? xDD"?
Maybe if you virgins would step outside and see how people actually talk, you would know that they would say something similar to what I would suggest.
>did you do anything last weekend?
Every fucking Monday
leave me alone
>anon you support donald trump? seriously?
>what about girls?
Fuck it
>uhm... yeah I'm getting some
>>27423893
>oh shit i got btfo
>better call them virgins
every single time
>>27422464
>It's boy-girl pairs
Oh boy, I can't wait to see who is going to be the unlucky girl left over for me. Or even better in years where there was an uneven number of students when my "partner" was the teacher.
>why do you look sad all of the time
>Hey anon, long time no see! What are you up to nowadays, are you going to school, or where are you working?
pls stop being patronizing.
>>27423943
>imblynigger that someone who thinks the best way to recover from a failed joke is to sit there and be quiet could be anything BUT a virgin
>anon, are you happy?
>>27423955
>tfw would pair with the corresponding uggo, left over boy
>people would call us losers, say were a match made in heaven
>kind of liked him but we were both too embarrassed to be together/tired of the bullying
I feel regret
>>27423955
>end up getting paired with a boy
>hahaha anon you're gay
>>27422780
Sounds physically painful m8.
>>27422329
>what are your hobbies
>what do you do
>I don't remember seeing you with any girls anon
>wait, you've never kissed a girl?
>are you gay?
fml
>"EVERYONE PICK A PARTNER"
>no one gets a partner except me and some other kid named Billy
>teacher says that we should pair together
>Billy says "but i dont want to be partners with anon!"
>ey wtf is this little shit talking about? he trying to make me look bad?
>start saying, "YUCK! BUT BILLY SMELLS! I DONT WANT TO BE PARTNERS WITH HIM! CANT I BE PARTNERS WITH ANYONE ELSE? NOT BILLY! I REALLY DONT WANT TO BE PARTNERS WITH BILLY HE IS SO STUPID!"
>everyone starts bullying Billy from here on out
>mfw
Yeah Billy you faggot. That's what you get! You could have just been my partner and everything would have been fine. But noooo.
>>27423628
been there. keeping quiet just makes you feel like a beta cuck
you gotta hit back and start winning some exchanges anon
>come to think of it I've never seen anon completely sober
The first time I heard that from my dorm room made me realize I might be an alcoholic
>The fact that I don't particularly want to work comes up in a conversation with family or family friends.
>But you're so smart anon, you should put that to good use.
I'm really not.
>>27423535
>you're not ugly anon
Poor you
>>27424149
BILLY BTFO
>>27423494
>be 21
>horribly depressed
>dad calls me a loser for being a KV (never told him. he just knew). Tells me I'm a defective human being
>"WHAT THE FUCK DAD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU THINK IM A FUCKING LOSER? YEAH WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH--"
>punch him right in the gut
>he bends over
>punch him in the side of the head
>he falls over
>he wakes up confused
>shit i gave my dad a concussion
>"fuck dad im sorry. i just meant to punch you. didnt mean to knock you out"
>he apologises later that day for insulting me like that
>we've gotten on well, ever since
Beating the shit outta my dad was the only good decision I have ever made.
>>27424149
>>no one gets a partner except me and some other kid named Billy
>>everyone gets a partner except me and some other kid named Billy
Fixed.
>>27424342
>tfw my father knows I'm kv
omg does he think I'm a loser too?
>>27424421
It's not that he thought I was a loser. It was that he said I was. Big difference.
I know I am ugly, and I know that people know I am ugly. But if someone came up to me and said, "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO UGLY!" I would smack him one. Or start crying. One of the two.
>>27422329
I have 4 friends. We do retarded things over skype like make OC. This is what I made last night. The theme was The Funny Banana.
>If you like vidyas and are nice, you can have friends who will play vidyas with you.
>"So what you been up to"
My normie younger brother knows I'm a shut-in and everytime he sees or talks to me he asks me this question.
>>27422329
>why aren't you heading to X's party tonight?
I didn't know about it and I wasn't invited you fucking normie cunt.
>>27424485
>tfw people actually liked me and invited me to parties but they stopped doing it since I never went
>coworkers keep inviting me out to their shitty work events
>dont attend any
>say i dont have the time, or have other things i want to do
Why would I go? They all insult me at work. Why would I willingly spend time with them?
>>27422457
I hate when the normies take photos together for snapchat, or whatever stupid social media site they post on.
>>27422464
If I had friends in class, it wasn't so bad (tried to have at least 1 person I was comfortable with in a class). But holy shit, on the rare occasions I got a Stacy...
>>27423058
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>27423252
The what are you proud of always gets to me.
>>27423431
Talking on the phone is one of the ultimate activities that makes me reeeeeeee.
>>27423827
Would be interesting to flat out tell these type of people your fetishes. That might shut them up...
>You haven't changed one bit, you broke my heart and you didn't even care, and now you want me back? Fuck you you selfcentered asshole, I hate you.
>>27424681
just leave me alone *10 = pain
>Anon, you look sick, eata burger
>you're a handsome boy
It might mean something if it wasn't from you that said it, grandma
>"OK can you just go away now"
>>27424524
This is basically what I've become anon. What hurts more is that these guys all wanted to move out and got a share house which I was also interested in doing to get out of my parent's house and they completely snubbed me out of it, never called me about checking the property or getting on the lease.
Now they're just pulling my dick about being a possible room-mate but I know one guy wants his gf's lease to expire so she can move in or give it to another chad friend of mine.
Fuck friends anon, they're all pieces of shit even if you try to stick by them through all of high-school and uni; they will just fucking use you like a piece of shit and discard you eventually.
>>27422742
Because you are lol
She's your mother. If you didn't have this virgin rage of yours, you would take her advice.
>Do you play sports?
I always have to respond with a super beta "no"
>>27424149
Billy on suicide watch
>>27423235
That means nobody gives a shit about you. These idiots may consider it a blessing, but they really do not realize that the people who ask these scawwy things care.
For fucks sake, I was there myself.
>>27424149
You're a master ruseman aren't you
>hey man, kristin says she wants you to leave her alone
>Are you a virgin?
>I don't care I'm just asking
>>27422464
>TFW autist but everybody assumed you were some kind of super-genius so the morons would invite you hoping for an easy A while they did nothing
>TFW you didn't allow cretins to interfere with your vision and actually prefered working alone so it was a surprisingly good system
>>27422329
>What is wrong with you???
>do you have some sort of condition?
>>27422407
>Anon you should smile more
this hurts deep down, i would like to have a reason to smile
>>27422410
>whats wrong anon? you dont look well
thank you for saying you look like shit but with nicer words
>>27422457
>time to take a photo, everyone!
>>27422464
>>27423955
i almost repressed my memories about that shit, it all comes back now.
>>27422744
>What are you doing with your life?
>Why don't you apply yourself and try to actually talk to women? You can get a girlfriend easy if you put effort into it anon.
>Why do you never leave your house?
damn anon you are not alone, i am pretty much in the same position but allteast i'm a year younger than you (yay?)
>>27422935
>What makes you happy?
>What do you like?
>>27423196
>How many girlfriends have you had?
>Do you have a girlfriend?
everytime i hear these questions i just want to die
>>27423252
>What are you proud of?
right in the feels
>>27423894
FUCKING SHIT ANON, I sit next to this fucking roastie and WITHOUT FUCKING FAIL, every damn Monday
>HOW WAS UR WEEKEND ANON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>27422329
>what did we do wrong?!
>I thought we raised you better than this!
>I can't believe you're my son
>>27422329
>My period is late
>Hey Anon, we're having our three tonight. (Three Beers)
On a different note,
I just went outside and noticed that our whitetrash/spic neighbors have a long ass thing of cars outside their driveway.
Last time something like this happened they had music playing until 12AM
JUST
>>27425247
Something similar happened to me, in front of some acquaintances in high school.
Thanks for reminding me.
>>27422329
>you only make 6 figures?
>its kind of chilly in here
>you're a solid 8/10
>its not the biggest ive seen
>you only have 1 maid?
>which island do you vacation?
>im pregnant
>that not brand name
>>27423058
What the fuck, american education?
Here's a whole paragraph.
I hope you guys enjoy it, I know I didn't.
WOW, Anon.
You tell me all this through a message?
Listen,
I don't hate you.
I just don't want to be your friend anymore - because we met online, and you consider me as a best friend or something. You called me all the time, and even told me that me that you like me, even though we met ON NORMIEBOOK, and never in real life. And no offense? But I don't want to hear about your train wreck of a life everytime I talk to you. Why do you even consider me "one of the four people" that you trusted? There has to be more people than that. Stop being so depressed.
Look! I even unfriend you, and you freak out so much and start moping around and telling people how sad you are over me not being your friend anymore. It's kind of seriously scaring me.
I know I'm sounding like a EXTREMELY mean, but this HAS TO STOP. Please, move on.
Anon, you're a nice guy, I mean that. Just please - stop hating yourself and MOVE ON.
And also, please please please remove your number from my phone - I don't even know how you got it in the first place.She actually gave me her fucking number too.
>>27422329
When my sister says
>"Mom said to let me stay at your apartment this weekend"
>Who are you going to the prom with, anon?
>Oh I'm not going
>Oh... to expensive?
>Let's go with that.
Thanks, teach
>>27422329
>Why do you look so sad?
>So, do you have a girlfriend?
>Is there somebody you like
>Do you like me
>How come we know so little about you
>Why don't you ever share information about yourself?
>Why dont you have a gf?
>Can you smile for me? I've never seen you smiling.
>Why are you always so tired?
and the most annoying one
>Stop smoking, it's so unhealthy!
>I let Stacy know that you like her.
>>27425660
PANTIES
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>>27425247
>Primary school
>Sitting near crush on the playground
>"Ugh can you get him away from me" overhear her saying to her chad orbiter
>He comes over and starts pushing, punching me an making a scene until I go an sit somewhere else
>Same time period
>Go over to a group of other kids to try an make some friends
>Silence as I arrive and then they start talking again
>"Bye...Byeee......umm Byeee" one of them keeps saying until I get the message and go away
>>27425732
>tfw stole some of my cousin's panties while visiting them once
Who else here /pantythief/
>>27425732
SHE
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IS
S
SIXTEEN
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Also, I can't afford to feed myself every day, so every weekend I have to buy food for two people so I can feed her and to make sure my parents don't worry about me.
>How are you?
Fucking horrible, thanks for asking.
when foreign girls go "why are you single? you're so hansom"
they just don't get how it works here
>>27422329
>Letting people know you don't have any friends
Guess this is why you don't have any friends.
>"Split into groups"
>"Have you been on any dates recently?"
>"What did you do last weekend?"
>"Go around the room and say something interesting about you / a hobby"
>>27423626
sorry buddy but you dun goofed if you open up a conversation about gurls with your parents
>How's the job search going?7
>Anon, could you tell Chad I like him? I'm too shy.
>>27425878
Wait, you feel bad because you cant get a job, or because youre ashamed of not trying to get a job?
>>27422329
>say something to a girl
>she gives you that dead, confused stare
>"what?"
>>27425927
Or they give you that look of pure disgust and look offended that you dare talk to them
>>27425878
Every fucking time I see my dead.I stopped looking
>>27425927
I've come to believe that I speak at a certain frequency which the female ear is unable to pick up.
>>27425251
Ya darn tootin'It's weird not being a virgin anymore and how my answer to this has changed
>>27425916
Both
6
>>27425754
Fuck that hurt to read. Too many memories.
>"I'm just not ready for a relationship."
>proceeds to go out with chad (or try and get tossed aside for bein loose puss)
>>27425758
I've masturbated to panties several times, usually spreading the cum over them
>>27425772
do it fagget
>32yo neet
>someone asks me what I've been up to or where I'm working
>asking if I have a girlfriend
>asking about my friends and things I do with them when I don't have any to begin with
>my mother going into her hallucination/delusion story again for the thousandth time and I either have to somehow listen again or get mad and tell her ENOUGH which just triggers a world war (I'm a terrible person but I just can't deal with her like a good son. My life is already a mess and putting her schizo shit on me is too much weight.)
>someone says "it could always be worse anon," no. Fuck you. That doesn't make my problems disappear.
>someone asks me what my hobbies are and I feel compelled to always lie because saying I play videogames and watch anime at my age is just pathetic
>"where do you see yourself in ten years?"
>"what would you say your best attribute is?"
>someone asks me where I live
>people start talking about how happy they are around me and it's clear they're also healthy and wealthy on top of it
>>27425954
Honestly, nothing makes me feel more like shit than this. The fact that so many girls have given me that look of disgust only hurts even more.
>>27425623
sounds like the one with a problem is you, anon
>>27425789
Fucking this. Why is it only fobs who unexplainable find me attractive?
>>27422329
>Speak up, anon!
>>27426271
Same man. It hurts even more when you get that look when passing a girl on the street. You know, just doing your own thing, walking to a shop or something yet a girl gives you that look like you've ruined her day because she had to cast her eyes on you.
I guess it's sort of an accomplishment, doing nothing yet still managing to ruin someones day.
>passionate about art and want to become a graphic artist
>depressed since I'm not seeing any progress in my work
>talk to only friend about it
>"oh. You still draw, anon?"
>do you have friends?
haha, of course i do, having no friends is wierd
>>27422480
this made me mad. i had my locker right by like the class presesident or what ever she asked me if i was going to go to prom. no o you'll have a good times with your "friends".
i worked at a special events place when i was younger and there was prom. their prom was like a carnival theme, i gave away cotton candy. watched normies dance.
>>27422464
This
Whenever this situation comes up it hurts so bad
>Why are you wasting your life Anon
>You've wasted years doing nothing
>>27422935
From the only time I had actual conversation with a grill.
>What is your dream?
>Where would you want to live?
>Where would you like to travel?
>What do you want to do in the future?
>What do you wish for?
I just don't know, I don't want nor wish for anything besides for others to be happy, only time I ever truly wanted something was for my grandpa, which was the only person to believe in me, to recover from cancer but instead he was getting worse and worse until he died.
I still feel like I failed him since I promised him, even though while joking around, that I will get rich and I'll buy him a nice car and get him some nice vacations, instead he died before he could retire and I am still a walking failure.
>shhfuck you robot43
>you're an asshole.
Can't these people see that everything I do is to make them not hate me?
>>27426159
that....first....fucking.....sentence
Nothing makes my blood run cold. Once you truly give up hope, a normie's deprecation means little.
Usually just the tone of impatience when I'm talking with someone, or the look of regret when they realize they've accidentally started a conversation with me. Or just the thinly veiled look of repulsion when eye contact is made.
I have friends. They're all married homeowners, whereas I live with a sketchy dude in a somewhat-rough part of town. That's besides the point. But I do see my friends about once a quarter.
>Nobody likes you, anon
>I used to feel that way too
It sent me into a years-long spiral of depression that completely changed who I was as a person. I look in the mirror and I see a stranger.
>are you sure everything is okay?
Piss off
>>27422780
Fucking hell hahahaha
Original as well
Is it weird that I laugh at myself and make self-deprecating jokes whenever I get asked questions like the ones in this thread?
>>27422329
>so anon what do you do for fun besides drink heavily
>so you like anime?
>>27422464
this is pretty reletable
>class assignment:draw yourself
>What line of work are you in?
A fake-pleasant "Well, I'm between jobs at the moment" usually settles that topic.
>>27422329
"Why do you always look serious?"
>>27423955
They do that to help us become more comfortable in social situations, or something. The thing is, that probably works for most people; it's embarrassing for them at first but are eventually welcomed.
The dilemma of course is that there's often that one person who actually feels worse. From the teacher's perspective it probably seems like a worthy trade-off: help the majority of the class and let the "problem" case deal with it. So I can see where they're coming from, as horrible as it is to be that problem.
>Sorry anon, you are too nice.
JUST
>>27428038
A girl I know used to always ask me when we were in school why I looked so sad. She still does. It's just how I look. I've got kind of a sad, droopy dog face.
>>27422329
>I need you to come into work on Wednesdays after school from now on
Quitting tomorrow
>be me
>be 13
>aunt comes over for thanksgiving
>aunt asks about if i have any friends
>"N..N..NO"
>mom looks at aunt and says "His only friend is DELL"
HIS ONLY FRIEND IS FUCKING DELL
LIKE THE COMPUTER
FUCK
FUCKING DELL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
help me hate the world
>"Eww, what's that smell?"
>>27422329
>anon, you were wrong
>this is what's really been happening
>this is what you were really doing
>you can't go back to the past
>I'm going through some of your old stuff and you should pick out what to keep when you decide to have kids
Just give up mom
>>27427953
for me it's something like this
>how long until you graduate?
2 years
>but we started uni at the same time
I know
>what happened
I don't want to tell every fucking person I know that I've been through rehab and have no idea how to live life
It's always on a fucking bus too, why did I even bother talking to people when I got into uni
>"Anon, You bring out the worst in me, haha"
This puzzles me only because there's a positive way and a negative way to bring out the worst in someone, and the "Haha" doesn't help.
>>27429682
Next time they say that ask them to prove it. Easy initiation of sexual acts
>>27422329
>When I first saw you, I thought you were gay
t-thanks /fit/
>>27422464
I had people line up to work with me, funny thing was I never did jack shit. They just liked my specific brand of personality/humor.
>>27429744
Someone I know thought the same about her (now) husband. They have a kid together
That really isn't a big deal
>>27422464
I just sit there at my desk awkwardly and ask to work alone. If they say we can't I fucking want to die.
>That guy is so creepy.
I haven't willingly left the house in months ever since I heard someone whisper that after I walked past them.
>>27422464
same, even now in college I still sweat like a mother fucker every time we dance at Physical Education
>>27422329
>anon are you a pedophile?
only my mom says this.
i dont think she ever found my loli doujin
>>27423196
>How many girlfriends have you had?
I get that question lot and I just fucking laugh hard then look at them in the eye and say none
>>27422329
Cause im a political incorrect, cynical, contemptuous 19 year old...im a Edgelord. I hate other people and myself too. I don't know why I am like that...I don't like myself, so I don't want you to like me.
>why do you never do anything/go anywhere?
I don't know friendo, maybe because every fucking time I suggest going out somewhere to do something you fucking say no you stupid fucking cunt.
>>27430135
>>27430135
Physical education in college?
What the fuck. What the fuck can you learn at 20 years old by throwing a ball around or dancing?
Who would actually pay tuition to take a PE class?
>go to cleverbot
>2hrs chatting
>mom says: finally you talk with someone
>>27422329
>getting into situations where any of this will be brought up
step it up faggots.
but the one that I just can't fucking avoid is the GF question.
>oh you're here too
or
>didn't even notice you were there
and similar
>>27422329
>Sorry i am busy
And another hour of long cold shower of me trying to fix my ego with red-pill memes.
>>27422329
>I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE EVEN THINKING ABOUT VOTING FOR TRUMP. BYE THEN
first time I ever vote and this happens
>>27423955
Holy siht just make on group a 3 person you stupid sad fucking fuck! How hard it is fucking for you to stop inflating your ego you worthless teacher turd!
>Just.. stop.
f-fine
>>27426159
>I have to go to church
She damn well knew what she was doing
>>27424221
>But you're so smart anon, you should put that to good use
What bothers me the most about this statement is when they treat you the opposite way
>you're so smart anon!
>Something comes up where I'm supposedly needed for advice or I try to correct them on something
>They either say I'm wrong or ignore me
>a couple of weeks later
>You're so smart anon!
>mfw
No, I'm not smart.
>>27430439
>associating with libcucks
>ever
If you give a shit about any of this crap you're a normalfag
Robots have no feelings
>>27430746
>Robots have no feelings
This is true, but only because of years of the shit in this thread and other events in our lives have made us numb.
We used to feel, but know, like a broken instrument that can only play one note, we only know sadness and or anger.
>what did you do during spring break
I hate it because I don't do shit but sleep and make music. fucking normies and their campfires and alcoholic beverages
>>27429839
Gtfo normalfag
9700 lee st
>you're birthday's coming up what do you want to do?
>tfw going to be 26
>>27422464
God no, this is just fucking cruel. Thank god im out of high school and ill never have to deal with this again.
> What did you do today? Nothing?
>>27422329
My blood never runs cold OP, it runs bright red with wrath. And here is the one thing that one sentence for you.
>How can you disagree with me? Do you have no empathy?
This has to be the absolute dumbest, thickest, low IQ shit that I hear the most in my life.
>>27430135
>physical education in college
Here is your reply.
>>27422329
>Would you be interested in this job offer?
>So when are you graduating, anon?
> why do you always act like your happy?
luckily doesn't happen that often. most people can't tell.
>>27422329
>Why don't you ever talk?
>Why don't you ever smile?
>anon why do you seem mad all the time
>>27426808
You're probably being too nice and people mistake it for sarcasm and insincerity.
>Can I see your phone?
>Be Vietnamese
>daughters are walking home from school
>it ain't me starts playing
>you know how to get laid?
>go to a place where people want to get laid, compliment someone an say wanna come to my place
>it's THAT EASY
Says 19 girl who is extremely hot and can't even get into bars.
>>27422329
>you're 24 why don't you drive yet?
>>27422329
>This project you must do as a presentation in front of class
>>27422744
same thing here. I hate even going to social events because of all the questions. just let me die already
>>27425827
>>"Go around the room and say something interesting about you / a hobby"
I hate this shit so much
>>27425247
>Hey I'm fem's boyfriend
>I heard so much about you
>You guys are going somewhere?
>I'll come along to, and you can watch me make-out with her
>What are your goals?
>What do you do in your free time?
>What kind of stuff do you like?
What makes those things bad, is when im hanging out with someone new, we seem to be getting along and they ask any of those questions.
>>27422464
What kinda school did you people go to where literally everyone but you were normies? There's always that one equally smelly, autistic loser to team up with in these situations. Even if it's the same guy every time.
>>27423008
>fun
Are you sure?
>no reason
Are you sure?
What I hate is bumping into an old friend I miss hanging out with and they have moved on from hanging with me. The conversation usually goes like this:
>"We should catch up sometime"
>how about next week?
>"I'm pretty busy then, but I'll definitely get around to it. It was nice seeing you :^)"
>;_;
>>27422464
remember the horror when there was an odd number
because then the teacher had to be your parter
>>27423431
> he hasn't cut his phone cord yet
fucking cyborgs
You're not a talkative person, are you?
>LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING NORMALSHIT SCUMBAG, IF I HAD ANY INTEREST IN SPEAKING TO YOU CUNTS I WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING, NOW LEAVE AND DON'T EVER LOOK IN MY DIRECTION AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27423626
your mom is a psycho bitch
Who else here had grills ironically tak to them? a quote from this was
>HHAHA THAT"S SO FUNNY
all I did was greet them.
Another thing that seems to happen sometimes is
>Are you gay, anon?
R E E E E E E E E E
I also can't get a girlfriend to disprove that entirely too, I'm simply too miserable and angry for that.
> Doctor asks when you were last sexually active
>>27434023
Why were you seeing a doctor, Anon?
>>27433847
This is the worst. I wish I could just get together with everyone form my high school, even those I had never said a word to, and talk with them and get to know them. I had seen them almost every day since elementary school and earlier and now that we've separated I may as well have not even existed to them. Even the guy who used to be my best friend for 9 years has probably forgotten me. I wish I could just talk to them one last time before they would forget me forever, that's all I want.
>>27422464
>someone brought a cake for class
>no one brought plates
>have to use plates from last party but there aren't enough
>"It's okay, we can all pair up and share plates"
>lord no
>decide to forego cake instead of risking embarrassment
>autist pair next to me ask me if I'm going to eat any
>tell them I don't want any
>nice girl from the front overhears, doesn't believe me
>forces me to join her group
>hold back tears while I enjoy my cake
>>27434100
If only friend breakups were official like relationships. One last discussion to settle things and say goodbye like you said. Once I have someone out of my life they are strangers to me. With friends it happens so slowly and painfully. First you stop making the effort to catch up. Then you don't contact each other as often. Finally you stop texting altogether and you wait for yourself to stop caring.
>>27430457
>there's an even number and you're still left out because they forgot about you and already formed a group of three
>the teacher notices you alone but says nothing
>you sit next to a pair to try and join but they never acknowledge you
Why do you make me remember these things?
>When are you going to finally get a girlfriend?Never mom, stop asking me. For fucks sake.
>health inspection day
>penis inspection room
>about a 50/50 chance when it was my turn that I failed and had to get a suck test
I'm pretty sure this is because until I was like 13 my foreskin wouldn't retract properly
so I always had to be that kid with the fat substitute nurse basically doing a medical version of a blowjob on me to test the resistance
looking back on it, I can see it almost sounds hot if you're some kind of fetishist, but believe me it's not. it's amazing how unpleasant sexual-seeming things can be in a medical contenxt
>>27434380
accidentally forgot the entire purpose of this thread
basically when i failed the first test I would always get the "anon, we need to do some extra tests"
>>27434319
>Any progress on the girlfriend angle?
>>27422464
>"we're having a groop assignment that acconts for 20% of yor final grade"
>drop the class the day after
>I'm going away for the weekend sweetie, are you going to be alright here by yourself?
>Do you have money for food?
>Do you have your sister's number so you can call if you're feeling bad or if anything goes wrong?
I'm 25 years old
Thanks for reminding me that I don't have it that bad anon
>TFW khv but still have dope ass friends that care about me and act concerned when I do self-destructive shit and give me helpful life advice
>>27422329
I want to start drinking, fuck this shit.
>>27434012
>tfw girls used to yell that they loved me ironically as I was working home to school
how is this funny?
did they actually think I would fall for it or something?
>>27422329
Why doesn't rk9 do a suicide meet up, ala 80s crazy cult style.
>>27425754
>>He comes over and starts pushing, punching me an making a scene until I go an sit somewhere else
Ah, nature in action :) It's so beautiful, this world we live in
>>27434500
Honestly I'm not even suicidal, but would love to have a group to play Russian roulette with for kicks an shit.
>>27423626
>TRY DOING ONLINE DATING
>YOU KNOW, WHERE WOMEN RATE 85% OF MEN AS "BELOW AVERAGE"?
>YEAH DO THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27422329
>I wish could stick your personality in the body of someone who actually looked good
Said while buzzed after a party.
I'm quick witted and said "but then why would I hang out with you?" and played it off, but it still stung.
That circle wonders why I don't want to be around them anymore.
I used to job at a bar, doing the late night shift when everyone is already very drunk. Often people would come over and say this or that girl were into me and I know they are just saying that to get cheaper drinks but it hurts because I know nobody will ever say this meaning it seriously.
Mom finally aseed me about a girlfriend today. I'm 21 and didn't have the heart to tell get it will never happen. Pretty saddening though.
>>27434591
>girl writes you
>get terrified
>delete account
Every time.
>>27434674
my mom wants me to get a gf. Shes basically a female robot though. Complete lack of self awareness. I went out to dinner with her and she was flirting with the waiter on my behalf talking me up to her. Most emberassing thing even.
>tfw the waiter wasnt even my type.
>>27434657
Damn, that's a pretty cruel thing to say even if drunk
>what have you been doing today, anon?
>nothing much
>that's not like you! haha
fucking cunt
