Is there a word or sentence you utter obsessively? Or in certain situations?
>>27421694
I'm an autist who uses "Yare yare daze..." unoronically. Jotaro is my least favorite Jojo too.
>>27421969
oh god I thought I was the only one who did this
I start speaking shitty broken Japanese whenever I'm nervous.
>>27421969
>>27421991
Pure gold. You really belong here.
Sometimes I say "7" when I get stressed or anxious
>>27421694
>"fucking kansas city"
I often scream BONKERS
I quote DSP in times of emergencies or panic
>>27421694
I've started saying 'This is fucked' a lot, because of Trailer Park Boys
>>27421694
I sometimes say "83 years old" out loud when I'm anxious. I have no idea why.
>>27423217
Do you imitate their east coast accent when you do it? Personally, it makes it much more satisfying.
>>27421694
Fuck. It's my go to word.
>>27421694
I scream Hooey as loud as I can when I pass people on the interstate.
I make bird noises at work.
When I'm welding I mutter sieg heil under my hood to keep rhythm.
Am I an autism?
Jesus christ. I'm not even religious.
I don't say anything out loud, but whenever I'm really stressed out I will think of various nonsensical words that rhyme with Hitler. Like, "Hitler Hickler Dickler Mickler Schikler..."
If I'm alone I might whisper it to myself
>>27423326
what the fuck
they don't even rhyme properly
>>27421694
i yell CYKA
people have overheard me before
I say f a m a lot, it started as a joke but I can't stop anymore
>i obsessively think in green text
>even when don't make sense to do it
I also do this >>27421991
>>27423427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI5y3iwhLU
Whenever I'm extremely low, I just keep repeating,
> "Hey man, that's baseball."
As my coping mechanism.
>>27423427
>>27423493
CHEEKY BREEKI
"It's fine"
especially when it's not fine at all
I say kek instead of laughing
>>27423267
I agree, if I'm alone I'll do a proper 'FAAAACKED' like bubbles
>>27421694
"Impotent rage" comes into my head a lot, yes
"I'm going to kill myself". But I don't say it aloud, just in myself.
When I get angry and want people to notice me I yell "AT THIS MOMENT I AM UPSET". Sometimes I also spin really fast and make like a firetruck, depending on the case.
>Impressive, very nice.
>Well, you know what they say.
"I want to go home" but im already at home
>>27424570
Cartman go home, you're drunk
>>27421694
>"I stare into nothing and I ask you 'Why?'"
Lyrics from [Antichrist Television Blues], which is a great song, btw.
>yeah yeah
>ok ok
>>27423217
Somethings fucky
It's a catch 23 situation
It's not rocket appliances
Fuck community college, let's get high and eat chicken fingers
Who ate my fucking pepperoni
Fuck off lahey
Holy fuck boys
>>27424871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhFHIlwCSq0
"It's not over yet" like Ocelot
"Holy crackers"
I also say bruh a lot. It used to be ironic but now I can't stop.
>>27424871
>I fucking atodaso
Top kek
Niggers niggers niggers
Desusenpaikthx
>>27425058
>I also say bruh a lot. It used to be ironic but now I can't stop.
Same. I said it to my supervisor the other day, too. Shit's getting out of control
>>27421694
>you know what im sayin
say it at least 10 times a day, more when im around people
>>27423279
I can see you wearing a third reich-themed hood.
>>27425158
I tell my boss to fuck off and I'll say fuck you to him but it's all bantz
>hey anon can you full out this paperwork
>no fuck you I'm not doing that shit fuck off
>and then I do the work anyway
When talking to my friends, I say "dude" a lot. Sometimes I'll somehow manage to say dude like three times in a sentence.
When I'm talking to strangers, "dude" is changed too "man"
I have a kind of mantra thing that repeats in my head a lot. I'm not really sure how to type it out. It goes something like
rhea rhea rhea rhea rhea rhee-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah rhee
That doesn't convey it very well because it's very breathy and each sound kind of fades into the next.
>look in mirror
>look myself in the eyes
>make angry face
>whisper under my breath
>"do you want to get killed?"
>hit my fists together
>punch myself in the face
>"i said do you want to get fucking killed?"
>a little louder now
>beat up invisible enemies
i do this every day desu
it gets me psyched up for the day
hate is the only thing that keeps me going
>>27425284
Nit even bismuth is that edgy
>>27425284
Kek'd pretty hard.
I'm white but I use "nigga" like most people use "bro". It has gotten me into trouble, sometimes it slips out in front of a black guy or a coworker
"Fair enough," "to be fair," and "gas the kikes, race war now."
Recently I have caught myself muttering "gas the kikes, race war now" under my breath when home alone or with only my roommate. This wouldn't worry me, but I might say it at work some time, which would likely result in me being fired. I very much doubt my coworkers post on /pol/.
When I'm out of earshot at my terrible minimum-wagecuck job I will repeatedly mutter to myself "I'm going to kill myself, I need to die".
It actually helps me get through the day
>>27421694
"Fuck"
"Literally"
"Whatever"
I also sigh a lot.
Whenever I remember something embarrassing I did in the past, I involuntarily say something like, "just fucking kill me."
Not a noise or intelligible sentence but sometimes i get the desire to make a "brr-rrr-rrr..." type noise
god you're all broken people
Went through a faze where I would mutter "Everything is good" to myself over and over so that I could actually make it through a day without totally losing it
>>27426166
phase* (my god how did I not remember how to spell that)
>>27423665
this.
I keep saying to myself aloud in the house.
breaks the silence and distracts me from negative ruminations so I can carry on with my day.
>>27421694
zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel zazelagiel
>>27421694
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>"I swear to God one of these days I'm going to kill myself."
>>27423665
Is that you Liam?
>>27425577
Just tell them they misheard you saying 'gas the bikes'
I constantly ask my family members what Europeons love doing. The only acceptable answer is sucking dicks.
>>27421694
Every time I almost have a car accident or see someone else almost crash/major disaster of any sort happen due to some jackass I hear "OOOH MAMAAAAAAA!" in my head.
I used to imagine running into a house under construction and just tearing everything up with a hammer while screaming "OOH MAMA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
>>27426320
>>27425577
"It's a Fast and Furious reference, man. Remember Race Wars from the first one? Gas the bikes, Race War's now!"
I mutter "fucking normies" or "I hate normies" under my breath whenever I encounter normie behaviour. I watched all 3 seasons of the inbetweeners and I was pausing the videos every few minutes to mutter obsessively.
"Cream dela meme"
I use it when I see cringy shit
Have gotten into the habit of yelling BALLS if something goes wrong
>>27421694
i live alone and usually walk around my apartment muttering "niggers"
>>27426400
MY NIGGA i love that episode
