>tfw you have a vivid dream about being friends with your waifu IRL and then wake up and realize it was just a dream
Why the fuck does this hurt so much? What is wrong with me? I never asked for this feel.
What were you doing with your waifu anon? Picnic, swimming, vidya?
>>27422656
Nothing special, just talking. If it was something like that I would be REEEing a lot harder than I am now.
>tfw 24 year old male who doesn't masturbate
>had 2 wet dreams last night about i dont even know what
>had one at 3:15 AM, wake up, take off boxers, put new pair on
>wake up after another wet dream, its only 3:45 am
I had within half an hour what the fuck
>>27421684
>Tfw your mind works to make you suffer
>>27423225
I never masturbate, sometimes I have half a dozen in one night. It stops being pleasurable after 3 or 4.
I usually just stew in my emissions unless I've blown such a huge load my bed feels cold.
The other night I must've pissed myself while doing it because my dick burned like a motherfucker afterwards. I must've fucked a slutty dream girl or something.
>>27423225
Dude I've had wet dreams on nights where I jacked off. There has to be some kind of wet dream reserve in our balls or something, I dunno.
>>27423242
I'm more of a cyborg than a robot and the waifu thing isn't something I even take that seriously but damn, why the fuck, brain?
>>27423225
goddamn man, any weird medications you were on?
