>try to get into chicks pants for the first time
>it works
>take off her pants
>mfw shes a roastie and smells like a corpse in the sun
No matter what i do,life always finds a way to fuck me over
What is a roastie/roast?
>>27421703
Lol. Large labia which robots attribute to sluttiness but is actually just genetic.
Google 'beef flaps'
Were they skinny jeans? I like to wear girl clothes sometimes too OP
>>27421677
You're too picky be glad someone actually wanted you
>>27421677
>be me
>fucked some non-attractive girl last week
>that pussy so tight
>only smelled rank after I fucked her for 30 minutes
>turned me on
>it smelled like a well fucked vagoo
>>27421723
>genetic
originalu desu senpai sama
>>27421999
It's true. My sister is virgin but has one.