Do you eat pussy, robots?
only if she's a virgin
>>27421604
If you eat pussy you are a pussy.
>>27421620
This.
I won't do it unless she saves herself for me (I'll do the same).
it's all fun and games until you get a dingleberry stuck in your teeth
I would never do that. Only men who want to degrade themselves would do that. Pee comes from there and your dick is getting no stimulation.
Only if it doesn't smell like shit
>>27421604
I would, but not if she had an ugly pussy.
From my extensive study of three girls it seems like it's opposite. Chicks never want you to do it, they get all fucking shy and self-conscious about it.
>>27421604
man vice has gone downhill so badly
they used to have halfway interesting stories but now they push all this cuck brainwash leftist shit
I suppose it shouldn't be surprising, anyone who goes to college for journalism is going to get the full brainwashing of being a liberal arts major
I think that a more interesting article would be "Why some people won't perform oral sex" and included analysis of both sexes.
I've never seen the equivalent question asked to a woman:
>why don't women suck dick?
I'd rather eat her booty desu senpai
I would much rather suck dick and I'm straight.
>>27421674
>tfw eat out a slut 3 years ago
>tfw stuff starts growing in your mouth
>>27421725
seriously, I remember when vice had those awesome north korea videos and a few other good ones. I even liked them on facebook. and then like not even a year after that it went down the shitter, and now its complete trash
>>27421729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULGQZqxTWuw
>>27421620
You think vaginas just stay tainted with filth? The only way that happens is if she's a filthy person virgin or not
>>27421759
Well what did you expect, nigger?
>>27421604
If I know she's clean and the vagina isn't too ugly I would love to eat it. Same with the ass. You faggots who talk about "muh purity" and "saving herself" are bound to be perma virgins.
>>27421792
I lost my virgnity to her and haven't had sex since.
Can you imagine the pain?
>>27421604
>tfw eating a girl's pussy while playing with both of her tits as she pulls you in by the hair and squeezes her thighs around your head/neck
That's like, the way I want to die senpai.
I dated this one girl who wouldn't let me eat her puss and I could barely get it up for her.
>mfw my gf responds passionately to the sucking of her clitoris but actively hates me putting anything other than my penis into her vagina
did i luck out lads
>>27421833
WOW NORMIE GTFO
nah I know that feel though
got lucky, she approached me
5 years and counting now, might as well be a virgin
>>27421822
>tfw virgin gf and cant wait to eat that cunt like a savage
enjoy the grapes
>>27421822
>licking up some pussy that's been pumped full of other men's cum.
>>27421822
t. cuckhold
>>27421822
>Same with the ass.
Christ, dude, you have no self-respect.
>>27421725
>>27421760
It was always leftist in that "exposing modern-day slavery in Africa where children dig out rare minerals that are then used in the manufacture of iphones that we use all day every" sort of sense, but then it went full retard with its WE HAD OUR INTERN GET HIS BOIPUCCI POUNDED BY IRAQ WAR VETERANS WHILE TRIPPING ON ACID articles.
This is one of the worst/best.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/getting-wasted-on-cum-cocktails
This is one of their worst "articles"
>tfw won't eat pussy
>tfw don't want women to give me a blowjob either
>tfw not into anal
I want penis in vagina and that's it
>submitting yourself to women by licking their parts and getting no pleasure from it (other than the satisfaction of being a good lapdog)
>geting mad when they don't respect you and cheat on you
>>27421722
True, most of the girls i fucked dont enjoy so they dont even let you do something there.
They want to be pounded.
They are really submissive and boring in bed.
>>27421725
My favorite is their documentary on bridenapping in Kyrgyzstan and the hipster cuck can't bring himself to say it's wrong because "well it's le their culture xD"
>>27421966
I'll give her a bit of the ole' lickaroo on the rare just to throw her off balance, after smashing the fuck out of that throat on a daily basis.
I agree it's a bit beta, which is why I hardly do it. If you are eating her out as much, or more than she sucks your dick you are in trouble.
>>27421939
Society really did an amazing job in skipping nimbly over the proverbial corpses of diamond-mining-child-slaves.
Eating pussy is kind of gross but women seem to love it. They need to douche though:
>>27421833
what kind of things are we talking about?
Normie femanon here; I was reluctant at first about having my pussy licked, but now face-sitting makes me cum multiple times, every time. The best part is the lust in my BF's eyes when he asks me to sit on his face.
Do it. It will make her happy. she might even break out the 69.
>>27421722
Yeah, if they have a nasty ass stank pussy
>>27421966
>implying it's not an exercise in sexual dominance because you have full control over their orgasm
>>27422041
hpv.
Any robots want some?
ITT: virgins
>>27421966
>implying eating pussy isn't the way to keep your GF from getting bored of your microdick
>>27421968
Virgin redpill fantasy.
>>27421683
Pee comes out their urethra
what does a girl's ass and pussy smell like?
>>27421604
>tfw absolutely hate kissing
>tfw love to eat pussy like it's my death row meal
I am cursed senpai
>>27422123
Piss and shit you fucking idiot.
>>27422102
>>27422102
This. I wouldn't go down on girls during ons though, I only do it on serious gfs.
>like eating pussy but my jaw ends up aching
>like fingering a girl but my wrist ends up aching
Sex that doesn't involve my dick hurts
>>27422102
The problem with that picture is that it's suggesting chad and stacy EARNED it. They didn't. They were born with it and then had it all handed to them. They have done nothing merit the perfect life, either. Yet they're allowed to have it.
>"eating pussy is for faggots and cucks and i am a very masculine manly man who fucks women hard pounding them and then slaps them and tells them good girl and they do what i tell them because i am such a fucking man,"
said the virgin.
the only people who don't are insecure betas.
i don't mean it like, oh, eating pussy is alpha as fuck. it's just a standard sexual practice. sex is reciprocal, and giving pleasure feels as good as receiving it.
>>27422144
virgin detected
it's hard to describe the smell of pussy but you're wrong about both
>>27422123
If she's clean, vaguely smells like an armpit with no deodorant at the end of the day, sometimes with just like a hint of salami.
If she's not that clean, a tuna and horseradish sandwich that was left out in the sun for an afternoon.
and ass smells like ass.
>>27421744
Throws up every where.....poop comes out of their
Bloods comes out of their vaginas aka pussy
Blahhhhhhhh
>>27422161
>men didn't earn their accomplishments
>it's patriarchy
People who are successful work at it. Stop being such a lazy and entitled little bitch.
>>27421651
>I'll do the same
>implying you have a choice
>>27422185
you have to be more specific with ass
>>27421631
This.Rather have boipussy tbhonest.
would you let her plant her sweaty ass on your face?
pussy tastes great, I've been eating pussy since I was 6
Yes
I ate out my gf once and she ran her hands through my hair. I almost came just from that, my dick would keep twitching from her touching my scalp. I would tease her and make her beg. Sometimes she would grab me and pull me in. It's hot as fuck.
>>27422173
>giving pleasure feels as good as receiving it
Don't forget to get her a bull so she can be fully satisfied, cuckaroo. You can even masturbate while they fuck.
>>27422251
>le funny cuck maymay XD
>>27422237
I would let her do whatever she wanted to me, to be desu pham.
>>27422262
Are you denying your mentality is any different than that of cuckolds?
>>27422264
would you let her pee all over you while you're taking a bath?
>>27421604
only if she is 2d.
>>27422279
not him
but keep being a virgin worrying about "cuckolding" while we actually get pussy
>>27422281
What discrepancies are you having with the word "anything"?
>>27422333
okay one more
Would you marry her if it meant you had to fuck her in your living room with your parents, grandparents, and sibling swatching?
>>27422291
Uh huh. Get a grip, you're licking stink holes to make them feel good while getting nothing in return, sore jaw and a bad taste in your mouth aside.
Might as well get another man to do the job, bud.
>>27422281
>would you let her pee all over you while you're taking a bath?
>peeing on me while I'm trying to clean myself.
I-I d-don't understand.. Why would she do that..
>had a relationship for three years
>maybe performed oral on her 2 or 3 times max
>she sucked my cock probably several hundred times
She had an ugly roastie, so I didn't want to do it.
>>27422251
Go back to posting greenfrog images of >ftwnogf because it's obvious you've never had a girlfriend. Part of the pleasure is your pleasuring them. You aren't super Chad who fucks women with his weaponized dick that makes women explode with a hundred orgasms. Pleasure, joy and happiness are things created through shared experience, and you'll be better equipped to escape your misery if you forgo your solipsistic, selfish idea of superior manhood that's grounded solely in your fear of genuine closeness to other human beings.
I know I am presuming a lot. I know it seems like amateur psychology. If I am wrong, I am wrong. You know whether I am right, and if I am, I recommend you work on your problems.
>>27421604
on the condition she only has sex with me and not other guys
so basically no
>>27422358
1.it's very enjoyable
2.you expect her to lick your stink stick
if your girl doesn't like her pussy eaten, you need to:
>go slower
>go longer
>make soft sucking and slurping noises with your mouth
>lick the inside of her thighs, the top of her pubic mound, etc.
there's scientifically no reason for her to be averse to any of that. it's like saying "i don't like food." if she has sexual urges, that's literally how they manifest themselves. y'all are being lied to if she says she "doesn't like it." MAKE her fucking like it.
>>27422040
yeah i've made girls go clean themselves before. like anything else, they won't take the initiative and go fix it. they'll just let you be uncomfortable, and then they're uncomfortable, and then the vibe is "awkward," and etc. etc. i say "everything's cool, but can you go wash up a little?" once they get back, i say thank you and that i really appreciate it and to let me know if i need to do the same.
>>27422369
what about peeing on your while you're lying in bed?
>>27421604
I eat the pussy if she eat the dick, that's the rule.
better question is why some girls dont suck dick
>>27422351
My man, I would bang her on my mum's casket if that's what she wanted.
>>27422437
have you ever been asked to wash your dick?
Pussy, ass, tits, if I like a girl I'll put any part of her in my mouth.
>>27422204
Don't be stupid. There's just as many people are successful from no work at all as there are people who are utterly unsuccessful even though they work harder than a machine.
>>27422420
>2.you expect her to lick your stink stick
Of course. Doing degrading shit is the woman's job.
Yeah, it takes the pressure off of trying to get her off while you're actually fucking her, especially since it's way easier to do it with your tongue anyway. I've never met a girl that isn't a fucking mess after a few minutes of oral + two fingers. Since most dudes aren't making girls cum during non-relationship hookups, you look like a champ, the sex gets to be mostly for your own benefit, and any other times she gets off is just gravy. And not sure on this, but I'm pretty sure a lot of girls cum easier from sex if they already came
Dudes who don't eat out girls are not giving them the full experience
>>27421604
Yes and her ass too.
>>27421729
There was an article Vice posted a few months ago about a woman who doesn't suck dick. It got so much flak that they posted a second article bitching about the response to the first article
God Vice is dogshit though
>>27422489
teach me everything sexpert
you must be so alpha
>>27422185
>just a hint of salami
Made me kek for some reason.
>>27422474
Literally anything worthwhile in life requires effort. There are various starting points by which certain things are easier or harder, but no one is in a position whereby they can achieve everything through no effort. People who don't try whatsoever at anything would sit around indulging themselves in consumption of media and then complain about their lack of success in life.
>>27421604
I imagine sucking a cock is simple enough, as for eating a pussy, I don't even know what a pussy is like or where it feels good. I guess just sticking your tongue inside and moving it in circles is no good.
>>27422472
no never
if it's expected, i clean myself (soap AND shampoo), and sometimes trim
if it's not expected, then both of us would be kinda gamey, in which case it's equal
>>27422553
I doubt she would even care unless your dick was really stinky
That's how I would be with pusssy
Yes, it's delicious having the juices of a woman all over your face. I especially love sending my tongue down to her anus and try to penetrate her ass with my tongue, yum.
Nothing is greater than going down on a hot girl who has a clean and nice smelling snatch
>tfw you used to have a gf with a pussy that tasted like gasoline
shit was glorious desu
>>27422546
>I guess just sticking your tongue inside and moving it in circles is no good.
kek I want us to turn this into a meme and some autist who gets to sleep with a girl somehow do it.
>>27422607
a hot girl with a mildly stinky pussy and ass is even better
>>27422523
OK write this down
Girls love it when you put your dick in there belly button and poke em real hard with it
stinky girl feet are awesome
>>27422565
i do it to spite her
they suck smelly dick begrudgingly so they can act like they're doing something. like "ummm i'm an accepting person, ok?" when in reality, it would only take 2 minutes to make the situation better.
so i'm like fuck you bitch. i bought you drinks AND my dick smells like Suave Cool Breeze on your dumb ass.
>>27421604
Why do so many anons in this thread hate the idea of eating pussy but would likely enjoy having their dicks sucked? It's a similar experience for both parties.
>>27422802
sucking cock seems like more fun though
she has all that shaft skin and foreskin to play with while pussy is mostly just mouth/tongue action
>>27421604
Breakfast for champions
>>27422094
fare you fucking serious? you got HPV lesions inside your mouth? that sound really bad, btw how much time after the "licking" you start developing that shit?
BTW flash news for everyone oral-sex is a risk factor tumors of neck-head area of the body
I eat pussy because it gets her to want to fuck. /thread
>>27421784
I wouldn't want to eat out a used toilet, even if you scrubbed it real good with bleach.
Call me crazy.
>>27422160
This
Sex isn't like my doujins at all
Tfw only can cum once in a session
>>27422531
>>27422185
>be me
>work at deli
>slicing sandwich meats on meat-slicing machine
>wipe the slicer down
>smell rag
>mfw it makes me think of the times I used to have sex
>>27421604
Na I don't
Yes because I'm desperate and want a gf so I'm willing to please her.
I like eating girls out when they sit on my face. It's really annoying otherwise though.
>>27423103
what does their ass smell like?
>>27421604
Only if she doesn't shave and she hasn't washed recently (but the anus must be clean). The smell is the main appeal so if she's too selfish to literally do nothing then I'm not doing it.
>>27423187
would you like the ass to be a little stinky from sweat?
>>27423214
Sweat is fine, shit is not. And I'm not licking the ass. It's only a concern because of the proximity.
From my don juan playa experiences with 2! (TWO) real live human females I have come to the conclusion that
>girls don't actually want you to do it, and they're incredibly boring and submissive during sex as well
I always thought sex was gonna be we teach eachother how we make ourselves orgasm and then we do it to the other person. But turns out girls aren't even really interested. They just expect (AND WANT) you to just basically masturbate yourself using her body, while she lays there essentially. Women (well the two I've been with) only really want you to 'kiss' them down there to the degree that it gets YOU off. I was really disappointed because it was if sex was entirey about getting me to orgasm as quick as possible essentially. Basically sex is just a male performance, and what I also noticed is that female moans aren't genuine, and that in proof of this, they moan the most when YOU'RE having an orgasm! I asked both girls why they were making the moans after and the looked kind of embarrassed and said that they do it as a communication that I'm 'doing well' and she's enjoying it, and that they think it makes me feel better self-esteem, and that they think it makes me orgasm.
Like, what the fuck? I would much prefer you just moaned only when it's genuine, even if that is super rare. I don't like basically being encouraged and manipulated with fake animal noises.
I just can't really get over how submissive women are, and not only during sex. I suppose I don't have much experience, but everything I read confirms mine. Basically women see sex as 'letting the guy use my body till he orgasms'. Which I really don't like. I don't want to do that I might as well be masturbating. I dunno I thought sex we would take our clothes of, and then she she'd show me with her hands or demonstrate and guide exactly the movements and angle and speed she wants to be touched (with my fingers, or lips or maybe penis). but she just wanted me to use her body..
>>27423248
yeah I don't wanna lick ass, just sniff it while I eat the pussy
>>27423287
Not doing that. This is one reason why 69 is bad. Your nose is positioned wrong.
>>27423335
I'm surprised you don't like that
>>27423335
unless ur on top
:^)
>>27423350
I'm 100% straight so anuses have no appeal to me.
>>27423355
It makes no difference, it's the same position.
>>27423373
I guess blowjobs aren't appealing to you then
>>27423373
lol?
their ass isnt in ur face when ur on top
>>27421604
Yes but she has to maintain the garden.
>Hair trimmed/shaved. Hair in your teeth is nasty.
>Clean and fresh. If it smells gross, forget it.
>>27421651
>I'll do the same
OH WHAT A SACRIFICE. SO MANY PASSED UP OPPORTUNITIES TO KEEP YOURSELF PURE. it's not saving yourself if no-one wants to ruin you
>>27423382
There's nothing gay about getting blowjobs from females because there is no alternative female-only mouth. But anything involving female anuses is moderately gay, because there is a perfectly good pussy near it.
>>27423407
If you 69, your nose is always close to their asshole. It doesn't matter who's on top.
>>27421725
vice always had a leftist bent, but I didn't mind that because it was sane and I agreed with it. like the other guy said the stories on african kids mining for rich people phones, and how that's wrong and the world should be more fair. That's a leftist ideal but I agree with it.
But then some kike brainwashing or some shit happened in vice and no shit it's degenerating in buzzfeed tier cuckoldry.
Which is really disappointing. It was so refreshing to see some decent, independent journalism for once. The cannibal warlords of liberia, kony, narco war, north korea, it was pretty good.
What happened? /pol/ would say the kikes got wind of it and infiltrated, or were perhaps there all along and started pushing full blown white hating cultural marxism. But I don't think that's true.
sigh. whatever happened it was shit. Same thing happened with TED talks. The quality has gotten so fucking bad that it's not uncommon for TEDx - independently organised events to have higher quality than the real deal. There's such an anti male anti white and anti capitalist stance/agenda being pushed.
>>27423435
>Hair in your teeth is nasty
This happens very rarely, and takes about 2 seconds to remove if it does. You're not supposed to be licking the hair itself.
>>27423069
By your logic kissing a girl who's kissed another guy is the same as kissing a guy... same is true for holding hands I guess.
>>27421604
I hate oral probably because I'm such a germaphobe. I don't like sucking duck because it's probably sweaty and pee comes out of there, and I don't want him going down on me then kissing my mouth.
I don't want to taste my own pussy
>>27421922
Honestly if you don't eat ass in the current year you are gay. Sorry that I had to break the news to you.
>>27423438
I actually have turned down sluts before.
One was very pretty but she was bisexual and said she was just looking for a fuckbuddy for her last few months in college. Cut all contact.
>>27421881
>implying other men's cum stays there forever
Kek
>>27423481
you gotta try it, it's not gross at all. would you give a nice handjob at least?
>>27423491
this
Why would someone think it's bad?
Well I did a couple of times, but once she was done so was the whole act, happened over and over I didn't learn.
I was cucked on a whole new level, giving only her pleasure in hopes she'd so the same for me, what a fool I was.
originaliomasibgouoei
>>27421881
>putting your lips where some men's saliva has been
I guess you don't kiss either
>>27423613
the only reason i dont eat da boosy is because its either dirty and gross (i.e, im not horny/aroused enough) or shes a slut/has been around and i dont want to get an STI in my mouth.
simple stuff, folks.
>>27422037
it's really quite disgusting the way women couldn't give a single fuck about anyone, so long as there's a shiny rock bigger than the other girls wrapped around her finger
To think, people in africa, including children are literally dying, and working in slave tier conditions, to meet the female magpie-esque demand for a shiny rock on her finger.
I bet most women can't even tell the difference between diamond and cubic zirconium. But it has to be diamond, because it's not about how it looks is it? It's about displaying your husbands wealth to the other women. Ostentatious competitive vindictive pathetic literal idiot fucking bitch women.
God I fucking hate women so fucking much. They're so fucking stupid, and manipulatve. Nothing they ever do is genuine. Down to their moans of pleasure - something that's supposed to be intimate and real, it's all fucking fake. Fugazi. A sham. Bitch fucking whores.
I hate women and I'm fucking done with them. YUCK. They fucking disgust me.
I'd rather shoot myself in the head with a cannonball than put my tongue anywhere near their rotting disease ridden shit aids and herpes encrusted scabby goopy coagulated blood driblling fuckgash
YUCK. Any women in this thread reading my post I just want you to know you're fucking gross. A real YUCK EWW disgusting rotting worthless piece of diseased fuckmeat. That's all you are and that's all you'll ever be.
If it weren't for sex, and I'm not even exaggerating her I'm being truthful, if it weren't for the male sex drive, the male drive that we are cursed with, to convince females to let them sleep with us, then a LARGE MAJORITY of men, would have no interest in females. That's all you're worth. Without the prospect of a cheap fuck, you're a fucking liability. A worthless scab to be picked and tossed.
Sex is the only reason males even talk to you, or acknowledge your existence in any way.
>>27423474
Mouths are the filthiest part of the human body. You can bet she had dead sperm and feces and STDs all up in that shit.
>>27423458
>implying that we intentionally lick the bush
nah senpai, but having any hair down there will result in a stray loose pube or two.
>>27423716
>mfw this entire post
>>27423739
This. Especially the feces. My virgin ex gf (who I broke in) literally RIMMED me within 2 months of us dating. She even giggled and made a joke about eating a bit of my shit when we were done. My god it felt amazing though.
>>27423739
You don't understand basic biology.
>skin sheds
>cells replace each other
After a week it's a whole new mouth.
>dead sperm
wtf is wrong with you, okay you're actually trolling
>>27423809
nigga why would you want your ass licked that's gay
>>27423716
/thread
saved for the future
>>27423791
>any hair down there will result in a stray loose pube or two
Happen roughly 1 in 10 times. No big deal.
>>27422351
desu thats hot
especially if her parents were watching too
and they all cheered for me to cum inside and give them grandchildren
>>27423832
>having your girl rim you is gay
How does having my anus licked out and tongue punched by a 16 year old girl ( i was 17 at the time) = homosexual who is attracted to men.
>>27423716
i think its time my friend
>>27423861
>>27423791
He makes a lot of good points though tbqh
>>27423881
i wasnt disagreeing with him at all :)
>>27423837
>1 in 10
Those are terrible odds.
We're adults, we're not 13 years old and trying to show off how totally grown up we are with our collection of pubes. Shave or wax that shit senpai. I do it for her and I expect her to do it for me.
You know what it feels like to go down on a girl with pubes? It feels like you're making out with bearded or mustached man.
but hey that's just me and some dudes are into thick bush and pube-eating.
>>27423881
about being a closet homo who wants to bury his dick into some BOIPUCCI?
>>27423927
>clean shaving
i bet u shave ur whole asshole like a faggot dontcha
>>27423927
have you ever sniffed a girl's ass?
>>27423959
>>27423858
>>27423809
I'm this anon. I used to love getting my tongue up inside my girls ass.
>>27422536
What about those who learn, study hard, get a good career, but have the autism and can't properly interact with people? They are in the same boat socially as neets. People like to justify "bad" outcomes based on perceived moral failings, but it's just a modern version of saying that someone who got sick and died deserved it because they sinned and therefore deserved it. Practically everything is determined based on factors you cannot control. In the end, for people with social retardation, the answer is to not even try to have to a "life". It's not a failure if your goals lie elsewhere.
>>27423858
Because it's your ass? what the fuck. Do you get a hard-on everytime you take a shit? Do you walk past the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket and can barely contain yourself?
Or are you one of those guys who shoves dildos up his ass and "milks his prostate"? get pegged lmao
>>27423980
what does her asshole smell like?
I would do anything sexual to a girl.
>>27423995
this lmao
but eating a chick's ass isn't gay at all, that shit is hot
>>27423980
I have a fetish for assworship femdom porn..
>>27423954
I'm not anal-chan, so no I don't shave my asshole.
Not unless I had a really disastrous shit that no amount of soap and water will clean out, then I'll shave the inside of my ass cheeks.
>>27424022
does a chick's ass smell better through her underwear or naked?
>>27423447
like the other guy said the stories on african kids mining for rich people phones, and how that's wrong and the world should be more fair. That's a leftist ideal but I agree with it.
how is being against kids being explored in third world countries so that big brands can make a living a leftist ideal ?
Are right ideals in favour of child labour ?
>>27424036
ok i was just making sure friend
>>27423995
>Because it's your ass? what the fuck
That doesn't make any sense.
>Do you get a hard-on everytime you take a shit?
Not lately but sometimes, also that's pretty normal, lots of dudes get hard when shitting.
>Do you walk past the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket and can barely contain yourself?
Nope.
>Or are you one of those guys who shoves dildos up his ass and "milks his prostate"?
I used to do stuff like that a long time ago but I got bored of it. Still, being rimmed really does feel like heaven, especially when its a girl doing it to you (who else would be?)
>get pegged lmao
>pegging
>bad
pick one
>>27424000
idk, like a girls sweaty butthole and sometimes smelled like lube cus i ass fuck her nearly every day. it never smelled like shit, if that's what you're asking. i only ever smelled her shit or farts during anal but at that point its basically a huge turn on.
>>27424019
Being rimmed by a chick and rimming a chick is not gay at all, grow up.
>>27424022
Good man.
I'd love to eat some hot girls farts t b h.
>>27424038
Naked.
>>27424087
This is the pussy eating thread. Shit fetishists GTFO.
>>27424126
you know you want to sniff your mom's ass
>>27424126
>not enjoying both
what are you, low test?
>>27424087
>lots of dudes get hard when shitting.
>I used to do stuff like that
>pegging
confirmed closethomo
>>27424169
You seem confused child. Being a homosexual man implies you are attracted to men. I am not.
>licking my 6.5/10 white virgin gf
>she's so inexperienced she at first can't tell know if she cummed or not
>do it more often
>stick a finger in there while I lick her clit
>feel the muscles squeezing together when she orgasms, pussy is literally chewing on my fingers
>orgasm unlocked
>she's a shy qt that doesn't do weird porn star moans
>hearing her breathing get heavy from excitement is the hottest
>>27424223
Well if you told us you were attracted to men you wouldn't be closet now would you
>>27424249
But I'm not attracted to men, at all. Enjoying the taste of a womans ass and stimulating your own prostate is not homosexual, not even in the slightest.
Here, I'll help you, seen as you appear to be somewhat confused.
homosexual
adjective
adjective: homosexual
1.
sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
"homosexual desire"
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.
synonyms: gay, lesbian, gay person, lesbigay;
>>27424290
>lesbigay
>>27424290
Wow if only there was a word to separate guys who shove shit up their ass and swallow pints of faeces from those who don't.
>>27424373
Are you dumb?
I just gave you the definition of the word 'homosexual', yet you're insisting on creating your own little definition.
>>27421725
it was always DUDE WEED LMAO: the blog
seriously go on vice right now and i bet you can find a ton of articles about weed or other drugs right on the front page
>>27421683
Might want to do some research there buddy
>>27424373
Lol who cares what people call it as long as it's pleasurable. You're very insecure.
>>27424437
>waaah waah people are smoking weed waaahh!!11
>make them stop!!!11
Go back to /pol/, little man.
>>27424418
I'm actually not, I'm saying there should be a word for people who shove shit up their ass and swallow pints of faeces. l2read
>>27424457
lol where did i say that you insecure fuck
i smoke weed too, it's just that vice does nothing but talk about that all day
>>27424223
and men fuck each other up the ass, it's their only real form of intercourse, therefore assplay even with a girl is at least a little gay.
>>27424457
He wasn't complaining about people smoking weed, you illiterate faggot.
Learn to comprehend the shit you're reading.
He was just describing the journalistic style of Vice and their demographic.
>>27424451
>who cares about being able to label things
>who cares about being able to categorizes different activities
>we shouldn't even have words for pleasurable things
You're literally retarded.
>>27424437
>be vice
>how can we attract people to our bullshit blogs
>WEED
>well done privateer u are now a manager
>>27421604
No i dont, Im not into the lotery of whats the first discuting thing you found with your mouth thing, also beta as fuck
If you don't eat the booty then u a basic beta fucking robot.
>>27422183
>>27422173
>>27422291
>browses /r9k/
>calls others virgins
>>27424505
>>27424472
reminds me of how High Times magazine was that before Vice came along.
The best/worst part was that they'd have centerfolds in the magazine of pictures of weed. People would take those and put them up on their walls. I know them I would sometimes smoke with them.
>BRO HAVE YOU SEEN DECEMBER'S DANK DRO DAB STRAIN
>"you are making a lot of noise with your mouth that I don't understand, I just want to smoke some weed"
>>27424705
the whole stoner culture is just braindead retarded
WHOAAA MAN I HAD SUCH AN EXPERIENCE
i just want drugs
>>27424651
this holy fuck
what the fuck so you think you're doing coming here and calling out virgins
shouldnt you be back on Facebook where people actually care?
>>27424730
>AYY WE WUZ HIGH N SHEIT
fuck u nigr i just want some weed so i can stop being a depressed lil faggot
>>27422966
>implying retarded robots care about their health enough to know what risk factor are
Pointless endevour
Reading this thread made me want to eat a pussy really bad.
Too bad I'm a hopeless virgin.
>>27424087
what a fucking faggot lol
>>27424240
No weird porn star moaning is great.
>>27421939
>That "Destroy Fascism" shirt
>Literally drinking nigger cum
top kek. It's not ironic; it's exactly what I would expect. Nicely done, VICE.
>>27424883
Go on tinder and just tell a girl straight up you'd love to eat her out.
>>27425505
already tried tinder, got no matches after 5 days
i need to unfuck my shit and get better pictures of myself
>>27421939
you know, people eat cum on a daily basis, i got nothing against that
the weird, fucked up thing is that they bothered throwing a party for it though and went through all these preparations
>>27421604
Only because I'm a betabot with a small benis. I've taken the blackpill and sworn off women though since there's no hope for me in the long-run (you can get by as a manlet with women in high school and college, afterwards it just turns to shit).
>>27421939
>Using words like 'clean' to refer to people without an STI implies that people that do have STIs of any kind are in some way dirty or unclean. Don't stigmatize!
poe's law in full effect
>>27421604
Remember when Vice was ballsy as fuck sending reporters to Syria and North Korea to make really indepth, well-done documenataries.
What happened.
>>27422204
>Muh "chad is a hard worker" meme
Chad never tried to be Chad he is on his own natural state, he never had to make a concious effort to meet people or developing his social skills.
>>27422536
>le snarky "you're the bad guy reversal"
>but no one is in a position whereby they can achieve everything through no effort
You clearly have a very limited number of experiences
>>27422204
Chad isn't a hard fucking worker, he had a good family, good looks, grew up in a nice area, good mental health, high IQ, all of that shit. I had none of it. Get your "le hard work 2 succeed" bullshit the fuck off this board, you fucking shitbag.
>>27425709
They found out they could be far lazier and put out attention grabbing trash like everyone else.
>>27421604
i eat normal food.
>>27421822
Muh nigga
Ignore the virgins, it's to be expected
>>27426202
So you lick that micropenis looking thing or how does this work?
>>27421604
This thread is proof positive that /r9gay/ is full of selfish, inconsiderate manchildren that don't care if their partners get any pleasure. It's attitudes like this that prevent you from getting your dicks wet.
>>27426394
Doj please stop that shit you're not fooling anyone
>>27421725
>they used to have halfway interesting stories
Yeah, but it was all pedantic shit. As Sam Hyde calls it, you are an awareness junkie. I don't think it is normal for human beings to care about what is going on in other places like Liberia or whatever the fuck. That was a recent development in our society and it is not normal to care about people dying on the other side of the world. Most people don't care, but you are a junkie for it. And being a junkie on anything is bad news, so go fix yourself okay?
>>27421604
Yes, but that's only because the first blowjob I received she swallowed without even being asked and that's initiative that deserves reward.
>>27421604
not if it smells gross. last gf seriously tried to tell me that ALL girl's pussies were as smelly as hers. as fucking if. was like putting my face in a composting bin
>>27421604
>That ugly hipster fuck
>A sex therapist
>>27422462
Fucking hell anon top kek actual funniest thing I've seen today
This is a pretty retarded thread. There's literally nothing wrong with going down on a girl. Like imagine if on tumblr there were like big posts about how stupid it is to give blowjobs.
Like I'm sure there are, but both threads are retarded. Oral sex feels good for both people, but especially the reciever. Why remove it for either party.
I used to eat my first GF out everytime we had sex and I got decently good at it.
My latest gf for some reason just had a super gross vagina, like I remember the first few times I ate her out I would get like toilet paper bits in my mouth, like that's about as mood killing as you can get. I even told her I'd only eat her out after she showered and there would still be toilet paper bits.
So yeah there's nothing wrong with going down on a girl if she can take care of her vagine.
>>27421604
>le current year
>eating pussy
It's like you want to die from throat cancer because some slut got hpv while on the cock carousel.
>>27421604
definitely
especially when there is a famine.
>>27423716
The real kicker: gem-quality diamonds aren't actually all that uncommon. The price is inflated artificially because the global majority of proven diamond mines are owned by the De Beers Group. This company began aggressively marketing diamonds to western women in the early 1900's.
>If he REALLY loves you, he has to propose to you with a great big diamond!
>Diamonds are forever!
And, of course, they all fell for it. Industrial-grade diamond can actually be synthesized pretty easily.
>>27421784
it's a fact
people who give oral sex are likely to contract HPV, which causes oral and esophageal cancer
>By age 50, at least 80 percent of women will have acquired genital HPV infection
>>27421759
>lost my virginity a decade ago
>got face herps from it
>haven't been laid since
>whenever i get a coldsore i'm reminded i fucked some fatty slag just to lose my v card
Feels bad man
sex is far better in my mind, or in my chinese cartoons than in reality
in real life it's you're confronted by basically how disgusting it is.
it's a bodily function, there's nothing sexy about it. it's basically like shitting or vomiting. You put your dick in her yeast hole, which is WAAAAY too close to her shithole, and pisshole, and half the fucking time it's not a yeast hole it's a blood hole. so your dick is in there getting all this foreign cells and bactieras and shit slimed onto it, and you move around back and forward like an animal until a bodily function happens and you piss out this vile concoction of cells and slime right in her yeastgash
I suspect that a LARGE MAJORITY of the reason men desire sex, and the 'kick' or self-esteem boost men get from sex, is because they put women on a pedestal, the attitude being:
>"oh my god oh my god A REAL LIVE NAKED FEMALE WOW HOLY SHIT"
>WOW SHE'S LETTING ME DO THIS I MUST BE HOT SHIT
>WOMEN ARE SO VALUABLE AND HIGH STATUS THAT I MUS BE TOO IF SHE LETS ONLY ME AND NOT THE OTHER GUYS DO THIS
>I "SCORED", "GOT IT IN", I ACHEIVED SOMETHING
>SEX IS LIKE SCORING A TOUCHDOWN
>IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT, IT'S THE FULFILLMENT OF A GOAL
So I suspect that if you don't have these ideas about women - i.e. that it's this big achievement to have sex with one, (which I don't), then the appeal of sex definitely reduces down very low
it's like without the sense of accomplishment, almost in a sense being 'proud' of what you're doing, then you're basically just moving your dick around in a dirty hole. which is gross honestly. It would be better to get a fleshlight if you're into being 'envolped' because at leas is not disgusting/carry diseases/give you herpes or some shit
personally I don't care for the actual action of male-female sex (in and out using hips, of the vagina), I got way different ways I prefer to masturbate to bring pleasure and orgasm.
women are just irrelevant to me
>>27423716
>caring about niggers in Africa dying
>>27430098
yep that's all true and the inverse is true as well.
women have sex with men because they want to feel desirable and not necesariyl for physical pleasure
>>27421757
Dude if you would rather suck a dick than eat a pretty pink pussy, i hate to break it to ya but you're a fucking faggot.
>>27430448
A dick is scientifically just a big clit though so it can't be gay
>>27430098
your post made me hard
>>27430098
>I suspect that a LARGE MAJORITY of the reason men desire sex, and the 'kick' or self-esteem boost men get from sex, is because they put women on a pedestal, the attitude being:
nah, its because its very fulfilling shooting a bunch of dick mucus into another person. also the ride there is simply pleasurable. its like rubbing your dick on some slimy meat. feels good duder
>>27421604
Won't eat pussy if they've been with a minority. Won't eat pussy if they had more than 3 partners. Won't eat black pussy. Won't eat pussy if they have leg hair, or pubes.
Obey these rules and I will eat your pussy out till the cows come home
>>27422369
holy fuck I am laughing so hard, why?
Only if she's not a roastie
>>27422173
yeah man us normal guys eat pussy it's just a totally normal thing to do everyone does it right? my girlfriend told me that of all her previous sex partners only 1 didn't want to eat her out, which is a really low proportion. plus like you say it feels really good to pleasure your girl even though some virgins might think it's beta I don't mind because it means she'll allow me to have sex with her in the future, plus she's nice and wet and ready for when she lets me put my dick in! ;P
>>27424087
jesus christ dude you're a fucking literal homo KILL YOURSELF YOU shit eating disgusting faggot lol
>>27421604
if she sucks my dick then yea
why eat pussy if she doesnt want to suck dick?
>>27431580
Get out normalshit
this place is infested beyond all hope
If she's entirely clean. Like, just got out of the shower and used a shit ton of soap clean. None of that 2 day shit. I will toast with the roast or suffer extreme bush as long as she's clean.
>>27422553
>kinda gamey
>>27422083
>a lazy slave is master over his master's crop
No, you're still a slave, faggot
just wait until your gf pulls your hair and wraps her thighs around you when youre going down on her
it feels nice
The idea of "eating" pussy is fucking nasty. Not interested.
>>27432703
>wait until your gf
>until your gf
>your gf
>gf
I've been waiting 42 years you little fucking shit, I hope you choke on a pubic hair and die. FUCK YOU. Should I just go to the gf store and buy some gf thighs to wear as a fucking Ed Gein mask?
Yes, I mad. Choke and die you fucking normalfag piece of shit. FUCK YOU
>>27422420
Sucking dick isn't nearly as disgusting as eating pussy, faggot. Dicks aren't gross.
who else here has licked a girls asshole?
i thought it would be weird, but right out of the shower it tasted literally just like skin and drove her absolutely crazy
>>27421725
Vice =/= Vice News
If you want all the North Korean African Warlord shit, read and watch the latter
>>27432780
>42
Wew lad
Any advice on suppressing my male urges for sex?
I'm obviously never gonna get any, so I should come to peace with it.
Do you meditate?
Do your parents ask why they don't have grandkids?
Do washed up roasties try and get you to raise their bastard children?
Rei or Asuka?
>>27432816
Can you please fuck off?
>who here has had sex with a female
Obviously no one, you stupid faggot.
You just come here to gloat and post your cancerous redditfrog.
Please FUCK OFF
>ONLY BETA VIRGINS DON'T EAT PUSSY
>Race that eats pussy the most
Asians/Whites
>Race that eats pussy the least
Blacks/Arabics
Hmmmmm
>>27433795
So as you see, not eating pussy is directly related to being an uncivilized savage.
>>27433872
Aka, not being a beta.
Civilization is made for betas.
>>27421877
nah bro
revirgination is different than always being a virgin
it doubles the hopelessness while halving the pain
I honestly don't mind the idea of eating pussy but I'm terrified of getting throat cancer.
>>27433795
Blacks are always talking about eating ass though.
