If you don't get laid within 48 hours, you die. You cannot rape someone and you cannot pay for the sex. Will you survive?
Also what is your strategy?
>>27420549
I'd die, whatever. Its not as if most of us won't die virgins.
Nope.
Death is certain. I'd probably spend my time making my peace with people that I've wronged.
>>27420514
If I can't pay then absolutely not. I'm ugly as sin m8
I wish I was in that situation. It's win-win.
define 'rape'
because i know this girl i could maybe coax into meeting with me and i could sort of force myself on her and she'd probably be too unassertive to deny my advances
>>27420634
Let's define rape as something you would be able to be convicted of in court
Uh...If I got crazy lucky and found some party or something going on.
>>27420650
but i wouldnt even need to do anything and a woman could say i raped her and i'd end up convicted in court
>>27420549
Go clubbing, obviously.
Get drunk but not wasted.
Aim low.
>>27420669
Only in shitty countries
Yeah I was gonna have sex tonight anyway. Feelsgoodman
>>27420549find a gaybro and let him plough my virgin boipussi
I could get laid easily. My problem is I only want to fuck the perfect girl of my dreams.
unrealisticly high standards are why im a 25 year old virgin
>>27420705
but all western countries are like that
what's a non-shitty non-western country?
>>27420730
Keep telling yourself that good buddy
>>27420730
lmao yeah man totally it's just your high standards bro
I'd just guilt one of the girls I'm orbiting. They might not fuck me because I'm sad or lonely, but I like to think they'd at least fuck me if my life depended on it. I mean it's not like sex even means anything to them because they're all hymenless.
>>27420514
ala Lobster ?
lol im so fucked
>>27420514
Naturally. I am cute after all.
>>27420549
Go on m4m Craigslist section
:^)
>>27420514
Go to the bar and hit on drunk chicks. I live in a college town so it can't be that hard.
who here /nohope/?
>>27420514
Gay anal and charge for it. You didn't say I couldn't GET PAID.
>>27420514
probably
If my life depended on it.
I really have no interest in acquiring sex. Romantic interests usually just throw off my equilibrium.
>>27420514
Unlikely. Paying for sex is how I get laid.
>>27420514
what if I have consensual sex with someone but a week later she regrets it and calls it rape. Do I still survive?
Are we using the feminist definition of rape or the real definition of rape?
>>27421053
Probably going to go this route myself when I get money. What's it like to fuck pussy? It's all I can think about most days.
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Yes I would survive.
I'd go on my badoo account and tell one of my matches who's dtf that I want to meet up. Then I'd meet up and have sex.
Ta-da!
i die, like the genetically inferior beta I was born to be
Just get on Grindr and have someone fuck you. Easy.
Go to a club, wave some money around, pick one of the many dumb country broads who can't wait to open her legs up for a city boy.
I'm not directly paying for sex, and it's not rape.
>Alcohol =/= Consent
TRIGGERED
I'd probably die. I've never had sex and never pursued it, wouldn't know where to start. Death.
any of you faggots actually gonna try this
>>27421330
Well no because this is a theoretical scenario, normally i wouldn't touch the meme gender with a ten foot pole.
>>27421330
What are you talking about?
t.confused by my mentally challenged friend who can't typeblox
Robots could just fuck each other
Possibly. Just fuck some desperate randy on tinder.
>>27420514
I'd just call my gf, lol
how can somebody have a problem with getting laid
being a virgin is just a meme if you are older than 20
>>27421330
>>27421402
instead of killing yourself in 2 days, you have to throw away the most expensive thing you own or quit your job.
if you are really desperate enough to protect what you love or care about, can you get laid without spending any money whatsoever or using the internet.
>>27420705
not true originalino
>>27421505
I'm even more confused now. Are you in the right thread? Noone said anything about killing themselves, throwing away valuable possessions, or quitting their jobs.
Perfect, I want to die anyway now I can do it without effort.
>>27421550
im saying if that was the case where you were forced to choose one of the 3 could you really do it
>>27420514
prolly no
think i have some chances with few chicks (who manifested interests in the past), but they are so ugly (in my humble and personal opinion) that i probably wouldnt be able to get it up
I'll text my exgf and hope she's still in town. If not I'll probably die.
>>27421330
>hey I need your help. I'm going to die in 48 hours if I don't have sex.
I wouldn't even try, I'd embrace death
I'd tell everyone of my situation and maybe one of them would feel sorry for me that she'd give pity sex.
>>27420514
There's this older lady I know who might let me, but I would just let the clock run out and hope it would be painless. I'm getting really tired of this life
>>27421584
Are you asking a question? Obviously I'd choose having sex over throwing away my most valuable possession.
Nope. I'm dead.
Although I would try and fail though. Sometimes I hate myself for having hope.
>>27420969
my sides desu
and yes I'd survive. Got two girls that love my D
>>27420514
>48 hours
shit, give me like 52 and I'll be fine.
>>27421478
If you're talking about guys then yes, as for girls you'd be lucky if you got it in 48 hours
>tfw cut
48 hours isn't long enough to cum even if the timer started upon insertion.
No. Sounds like I only have to worry about 48 hours left alive, then. Much better than a potential 40 years
>install grindr
>receive low level dick within the hour
>>27420514
I have a girlfriend and I still probably couldn't accomplish this
>wake me up inside
>>27420669
Delusional retard.
>>27420514
My buddy would let me fuck his girlfriend. He'd understand, and so would she because we banged and we're all still cool
Yes, but what bad timing. I promised myself I wouldn't fuck my girlfriend on her period ever again just yesterday...
>>27420514
Do I want to?
>>27420514
I'm a girl so of course I would. I would just wear something revealing in the city or meet up with someone from the Internet.
>>27420514
Yes. The true question is will I be able to live with myself afterwards, which is a 90% no.
>Get laid or die
I can't lose but to answer your question they'd be boxing me up by Tuesday.
If this situation was presented to everyone in the world, I'd probably help my NEET brother out by fucking him. He'd probably die without my help desu.
>>27423808
if this incestuous shit doesent revive this thread i dont know what will
in the meantime
>TITTS OR GTFO
>>27420514
Easily. There's an ugly girl and a fat girl who would date me if I asked them out. I'm confident I could find my way into their pants under 48 hours.
>>27420514
The textures on this movie are incredible
>>27420514
Do I need to do it with alive human?
>>27420514
>Get grindr
>Message EVERYONE
>Get laid with some fat indian
It counts
>>27420514
I was going to say I could show some girl the reason I knew I was going to die in 48 hours unless I had sex but I realized they probably wouldn't care.
>tfw
Accept my impending death. Write my will. Make sure to mention that I died cold and alone.
i'd die simply put it.
>what is tindr and grindr
i'd 99% sure i'd live but it'd be... emotionally scarring.
