>girl rejects me on blind date
>accidentally falls off a tree
How do you fall off a tree? Was she climbing the tree?
>>27420615
I don't know, but she broke a branch
>>27420455
>"Accidentally"
right, "accidentally"
>girl dumps me
>accidentally gets pushed into traffic
>>27420673
Are you 11?
>>27420455
Anon and blind date sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>27420733
I wanted to, but she rejected me.
>girl says I'm ugly
>she accidentally drinks poison in her milk
>>27420455
>girl rejects me
>her family comes to my house asking if i have seen her in the past 3 months
>>27420455
>girl laughs at me
>accidentally has her whole family stabbed, burned, and lynched
>girl rejects me
>accidentally poop myself in public
what an awful day
>girl mocks me for being a fedora
>gets bored to death