>8.4" in length, insertable to 6.4" with a diameter of 1.5" and 4.7" in girth, this is a perfect substitute for a normal sized man, or used as a perfect anal dildo
Is you dick bigger than the average dildo out there, robots?
Yes, in both dimensions.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA LMAO IT BARELY MAKES A DIFFERENCE IN SEX ROFL LOVING AND CARING IS WHAT MAKES SEX LMBBBBOOOOOOOO
fug, you're supposed to measure from the balls? time to kill myself
We get it, women are whores.
>>27420564
No, you measure like pic related. And then if you're insecure you round it up and lie on the Internet.
>>27420618
How far are you allowed to stab it into your crotch? Do you just stop when you start to see blood?
>>27420704
Everyone has a "fat pad" there. If you're a skinny guy that would give you like half a centimeter. The point is to have some standard for measuring.
I'm 12.6 inches.
>MFW no social skills at all.
>>27420451
You can't insert the entire thing anons. I wouldn't worry about your average sized penises.
>>27420451
>8.4 inches
>perfect substitute for a normal sized man
>>27420451
I honestly don't even care any longer about my dick size anymore. No one is ever going to see it or, even unlikelier, use it anyway. It's better this way.
>>27420837
Did you miss the part that said INSERTABLE UP TO 6.4? Seriously are not only insecure but dumb as well? No wonder you can't please a woman.
>>27420451
Who would have thought that the "perfect" sized dildo is also the average size of a penis?
>>27420961
It's about an inch above the average though
>6.5" at max
>Only one of my onaholes fits me at max
And don't fucking say I could get any girl, I literally have autism
That's literally My cock
>7x4.5
So close yet so far.
Oh well. No girl will ever touch it anyway.
>>27420750
nope, i don't have a fat pad
maybe you should lay off the cake
>>27421902
Sure you do, skeletor
>>27420773
no way
post proof
>>27420451
>cock bigger?
Of course not.
Then again, isn't a fleshlight more structured and adventurous than a real pussy?
Get it?
>>27420451
>7.5" length, probably at least 7" insertable comfortably
>5.5" girth
I don't have to eat pussy, or so I think I don't but I am still a virgin. It's a real confidence booster though, to know that you could please a woman through just penetration.
>>27420773
does it make you feel good to lie on the internet
>>27420618
But my dick is curved like x^3. Do I need calculus to measure the length?
>>27422378
lel
Cubic regression
>>27420451
Im 8x6
But i have terrible social skills, so it almost doesn't matter.
>white
>9.5 inches with lots of girth
>aesthetic looking
feels great man
>7 length
>6 girth
And I will never get to use it
5.5in x 4in
it's a shitty feeling that i may never be good enough.
>19 years old
>4.3 inches
How fucked am I, /r9k/?
>>27422164
You can please a woman with a solitary finger rubbing her clit.
>>27422562
Better question would be how fucked would be your gf? The answer is not that much.
>>27420451
>8.4''
>average
When the fuck did this happen?
I thought the average was 6''
>>27422709
it aint 6 either mate.
>>27422657
>gf
Top fucking kek m8
>>27420618
>bone pressed
fat fuck dicklet
>buy a dildo as all the women review it as reasonable size and alright as a beginners one
>its a thick as a coke can
welp
>>27422709
Only chads get lot of sex, the average to women is the average of all the chad cocks they have sucked
>>27420564
You measure from the balls with a dildo because the balls on a dildo are all hard and shit and when you put it inside you, the balls won't move and everything you know?
It says 6.4 is insertable so that means the person fucking it is only taking 6.4 inches, the other two inches are to hold.
>>27422709
Well dicks are easier to go balls deep and more maneuverable. At least that's what roasties say
>>27422378
Here's how to measure your penis length if you don't have a tape measure:
1. Fill a cup of jello up exactly to the brim.
2. Weight the cup.
3. Insert your penis.
4. Without moving your penis, carefully scrape away the jello which overflows the cup with an ID card.
5. Weight the cup again to get your penis volume (your penis volume will be the mass deficit of the jello cup in grams/cm^3).
6. Measure the major and minor axis of your dick using a pair of high-precision calipers (these can be borrowed from the physics labs of any university worth its salt).
7. Multiply the radius of the major axis of your penis by that of the the minor axis, and then by pi. This will give you the cross section of your penis. Perform this measurement at roughly constant intervals along the length of your penis. Take the average of these cross section measurements. For optimal accuracy, take several hundred measurements.
8. Divide the volume you calculated earlier by the average cross section. This will give you your length, assuming your penis is perfectly cylindrical.
>>27422709
>a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 +/- 1.66 cm (5.17 +/- 0.65 in)
>Veale, D.; Miles, S.; Bramley, S.; Muir, G.; Hodsoll, J. (2015). "Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15521 men". BJU International 115 (6): n/a. doi:10.1111/bju.13010
>>27420618
>not using the proper way
>>27422848
I know that feel, I got my first and it's massive, the girth is like 5.5" and my benis is only 4.7" girth. Guess I'm a size queen now
>>27423087
why can't I stop laughing at that image
>>27423087
HOLY FUCK TIPPITY TOP KEK
