>father is a late middle-aged guy
>not in shape, not a charming or well-dressed at all
>doubt he was a ladies man in his youth
>I myself am in my late 20s and have moderate success with qts
>he still insists that I should follow his advices which are "just ask that 5/10 shop clerk if she's free tonight" or "buy girls flowers, women love flowers"
Who here gets "valuable" advice from family members?
shameful bumping
>>27418223
>"buy girls flowers, women love flowers"
What happened to the world that now this is seen as laughable?
>>27418741
Pussy is devalued.
>>27418223
Nothing worse than having a beta dad. My dad behaves like 90% of /r9k/ and goes on a tantrum when he is told to act like an adult. He'd rather stay on his computer all day, browsing shitty dating sites, downloading shitty TV shows and pissing in bottles. He will never understand that nobody will ever like him if he doesn't change his fucking autistic attitude.
>>27418785
How do you know your dad pisses in bottles?
>>27418775
Yeah, but women find it laughable. If you asked a girl on a date and showed up with flowers, she would laugh in your face.
>>27418812
He has bottles full of a yellow liquid lying next to his bed/on his desk. What else do you want it to fucking be?!
It's basic brain deterioration bro. There comes a time when you starting giving advice as much as possible before your locus of understanding becomes redundant and your brain melts to gravy. Just humor him. You'll be worse probably. Since 4chans conditioned us to be more opinionated about shit we wouldn't otherwise talk about.
I buy flowers for my gf just for kicks. Plus it ties the house together.
>>27418841
Have you tasted it?
>>27419025
Are you out of your fucking mind? I have not even touched it.
>>27419035
Drink it faggot
