Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
Predictions may vary.
i just want a gf i can fuck with confidence. please, let me know.
>>27417672
Oh, I'm curious about what you have to say for a terminal virginity patient
"love of your life"
love isn't even real, let alone "love for a lifetime"
I'm not interested in having a relationship, so I'm curious what this prophecy will entail.
>>27417672
Hey OP, Quasimodo-tier uglybot here. How's it gonna be for me?
>>27417672
Give it to me straight OP
>>27417672
speak, anon
>>27417672
sure that sounds interesting
Do it.
Suspiciously little replies from you thus far.
>>27417695
there is never real confidence deep within
but you might meet a girl if you go to a place where they sell mirrors
she dresses skimpy
gooood luckoo
>>27417705
IM SORRY BUT I SEE AN HOSPITAL AND AN ACCIDENT
SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS
OF LIFE
>>27417706
well love IS real but its unique and most people never experience it
thats what i think
you may be loved by someone younger than you
>>27417818
Your qt will be a girl that also is not interested in a relationship so you two will have much fun going in an out. This will happen in many years tho. Also it might not happen. Give it a 50 percent chance.
Also a 50 percent chance of ending in drama.
>>27417913
LIKE FIRE
HELLFIRE
THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN
THIS BURNING
DESIRE
ITS TURNING ME TO SIN
Go for a doctor-like kind of girl. She might love you if fate loves you too.
>>27417672
>ill tell you how will you meet the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
>proceeds to never tell anything
I get it. You mean we will never meet anyone. Pretty realistic IMO.
>>27417672
posting
will OP deliver? Will England win tonight?
>>27418011
>She might love you if fate loves you too
>if fate loves you too
Welp. Thanks for destroying the last bit of hope I had.
>>27417672
Go ahead OP I know you lie.
>>27417932
your love is a blonde girl
with thick eyebrows
kind of a bitch m8
>>27417937
on a wrecked island
far away awaits
near the palm trees
near the waves of sea
with fair brown skin
your love akin
>>27417968
she works on one of those places where they wash clothes
she might wosh u soul
qt
has a crazy friend, beware
>>27417992
guess im not SWIFT enough
get it?
get it anon
anon, get it?
the love of your life is 10 years old now and might die in a while.
>>27418046
b-but im answering
i just wait a little for it
the love of your life is an everyday girl
she has a weird hobby and her hair is wavy
thats all i can say
pay attention
please gibe child gf
>>27418148
fuck i forgot posting a pic whats the point
>>27418148
>the love of your life is 10 years old now and might die in a while.
Define 'in a while'
Will I have to commit a crime?
be my devils advocate, senpai
Can you use your predictive power to help me find my phone instead?
>>27418011
>IM SORRY BUT I SEE AN HOSPITAL AND AN ACCIDENT SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS OF LIFE
W-wait are you the same guy who made the death predictions because it fits with what he told me
>>27418148
>anon described my ldr gf's surroundings
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT, LADS
I doubt it'll ever happen but go ahead.
>>27418068
yoooouuuur girl is dating a sporty guy right now
lmao
sorry
but virginity is overrated
>>27418099
my hips dont lie tho
the love of your life likes to be tan
she also walks a lot
meet her in a cafeteria of sorts
ask for her number
BE BOLD
she wont accept
but fate will guide you
>>27418157
pedophilia is bad and you should feel bad
she is 3 yo now
but dont
really man, dont
>>27418167
i know right?
>>27418189
your girl wants to be sucessful
might dress very nicely
a go getter
meet her when she is working or idfk I AM NOT PERFECT
>>27418198
yes
>>27418201
no im not
Tell me.
I'll know if you're bullshitting.
>>27417672
enlighten me OP
original
>>27417672
please tell me OP, did I already meet her and let get away?
>>27417672
>implying I'll ever find anyone who won't eventually get bored of me and my cynicism
>tfw last relationship lasted over a year but she suddenly got distant
Pretty sure there's no such thing as mutual love, but give me a (You) anyway OP
Fine tell me how I ruin this girl's life.
I need to know now
Give me hope, OP
>>27418280
>child love is bad and you should feel bad
ayy hit me up senpai
I probably won't get a gf unless she pursues me. I'm not good at pursuing girls. Even if I do, which I have in 2 cases, I've completely fucked it up and felt cringy.
>>27418251
chill out dickwad
your emotions are wrecking your flow
i couldnt find a decent rhyme in your line
if i was in search mode
your girl likes rap now but will be embarassed of that later
she is 13-16 or something
>>27418287
BUT ANON IM ALWAYS BULLSHITTING
Or am i?
Who knows.
The love of your life wears shirts.
You could get to meet him
him
art thou gay?
no fucking clue
>>27418298
space is infinite in both ways: we can close up a distance eternally, and as such, we might also be able to go further behind it non stop
this means space is, and all meditions are relative
your girl cries everynight, but i dont know why
meet her on a quiet road
>>27418301
most probably you didnt because lmao no one meets the love of their lifes
but she might have been something for you
oh well
search for an appartment in which three girls or more are living together
Sure i'll let you have a try at it OP.
sadly I dont have any cute animu grills on my phone.
Gonna watch the date a live movie soon.
>>27418280
>the love of your life likes to be tan
>she also walks a lot
>meet her in a cafeteria of sorts
>ask for her number
>BE BOLD
>she wont accept
>but fate will guide you
AHA AHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god dude you're fucking funny.
I'm into paleness. Meeting in a cafeteria is plausible, but I'll NEVER be bold, I'll NEVER ask for a girl's number. ESPECIALLY if I know she'll shut me down.
Liiiah
>>27418280
Nice Me!Me!Me! Though.
>>27418317
you.
cynicism is nice but tiresome after a while yes
still, you HAD a relationship, right?
so there is a hope for you
big hope
i see a broken girl with clowny heart
pale skin
she might kill herself
>>27418318
by being unnaprocheable, even after you marry
chances are 2/10
she might turn fat so beware
>>27418328
DO YOU REMEMBER A GUY THATS BEEN
IN SUCH AN EARLY SONG
I HEARD A RUMOR FROM GROUND CONTROL
OH NO
DONT SAY IS TRUE
THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM ANON MAN
IM HAPPY
HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY TOO
I LOVED ALL I NEEDED LOVE
SORDID DETAILS FOLLOWING
>>27418335
despair is better
your girls is a sadist
kinda plain, but you will love her
meet her on the internet most likely
>>27418383
when you feel she is the one, hit her by accident
this will turn fate your way
be apologetic but not so much
>>27418385
you will get experience little by little, until you will date a coworker of sorts
but probably wont work
still, loneliness is underrated too
>>27418400
I DONT GET WHAT YOU MEAN
BUT I SEE A SLIGHT CHANCE OF YOU GETTING LAID IN AN ANIME CONVENTION
SEMPAI
>>27417672
I already met him
tell it like it is OP
>>27418099
>>27418280
>>27418455
>>27418472
Wait a minute... I'm into tomboys... Tomboys are unlikely to be pale... You implied low level athleticism and too much focus on beauty though.
well alright then. i was expecting worse. hopefully she'll at least say hi to me or whatever. im shy as fuck and havent talked to a girl in months.
>>27418393
I knew it wasn't a coincidence women hated me.
Gods cruel joke was making me straight.
>>27418502
Cat's are fuckin great man
>>27418280
>she is 3 yo now
>dont
Why not?
>>27418637
they are pham
>mfw posted on this thread several times
>OP gave me contradictory replies
tell me OP I need to know
>>27418487
What the fuck does clowny heart mean?
>>27417672
Who is he, and why isn't it my oneitis?
I've accepted my demise, but please, OP, deliver.
I just want to talk to girls. I want to hold hands with them and just talk about random stuff about their day. Love will never come to me.
Just fuck muh shite up
>>27418502
nice then
but beware of travels
>>27418512
she is a dirty poor girl from a dirty poor place
has freckles
kinda cute round face
meet her by ?????no data found sorry
>>27418572
>>27418455
>thinking you can chose
>>27418728
b-b-usted
OR AM I?
fate has many paths
>>27418799
you will meet a girl and go out with her
she will want to be your gf
you will get bored of her and leave her
after many years you will regret that
>>27418943
because a plus minus b to parentesis a minus c multiplied by four by a by c over b for two.
You get the code.
>>27418960
she likes JUMPING
and JUMP SCARING
she might SCARE YOU once
then you will know she wants to SEX you
good times
>>27418966
how ambitious!
your girl has short, brown hair
she goes to highschool now
has a brother that gets into fights
be nice and steady with her
I will get dissapointed
>>27419038
>thinking you can chose
Well I'd rather be alone than settle so.
Please let me know. I have little hope it will happen at all.
please
originaarruuuu commento desew
give now pls
>>27417672
Alright tell me anon, I don't think I'm ready for love or anything anytime soon. Still... hit me with your best shot.
>>27417672
I WANT TO KNOW
I'M READY TO KNOW
do you do bf predictions? could I have one please op?
>>27419038
> giving me math problems
WHO'S MY BOYFRIEND YOU FUCKING SPIC
How will i meet my gf Op chan ?
>>27419019
she is an elf
she works on her village
she wants to learn magic and longs for a husband
yeah you wont meet her
but she is there, right?
>>27419042
she died in some bombings not much ago
so, in a sense, by dissapointing you i did not dissapoint
>>27419068
despair is a man best friend
your girl instead likes dogs and going for walks
go for it
>>27419084
she likes wearing high heels
she probably will love you but never pay attention because she cares a lot about prestige
kinda sexy
get her drunk and it might work
but it wont
>>27419091
FOOT LOSE
FOOT LOSE
TIP TOE
SHOES
no info except she wears hair decs, sorry
>>27417672
Tell me, I want to know
please let them be a real cutie
>>27419135
Thanks anon.
I have a wee bit of hope I'll find her even if that's silly.
I want to believe.
>>27417672
Sure, it couldn't hurt
>>27419038
>good times
come on I hate having still hope. Thank you nonetheless, it helped my day. Hope yours isn't as bad as mine.
>>27419135
>she probably will love you but never pay attention because she cares a lot about prestige
>she probably will love you
better than i hoped desu, t-thanks
It better be cow tits Hanekawa
>>27419102
your fate seems to be being decided right now
dont ask me why
you might meet someone in around 2 to 4 years
she is clumsy
>>27419116
BETTER GET READY FOR FIGHT
YOUR GIRL WILL WANT TO PUNCH YOU
MAKE IT SEXY
HOT
SWEATY
FIGHT
ACTION
>>27419121
yes, i do!
yes, you could!
he is smart and kinda a jerk
chances are he will use you at first
but unless you are ugly, and maybe even then, time creates some sort of love
>>27419125
ay chihuahua
>>27419131
senpai
in a park with games
she looks like she is having fun
she will play with her hair
APPROACH HER
she is nice
>>27419152
she might get in jail in 10 years
very cute
THICK
act like a big brother to her
I'd like to know OP. I caught your thread last time after you had left unfortunatly.
>>27417672
tell me. im not original
I'M READY OP, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
>>27419038
>but beware of travels
w-why?
>>27419167
SHE LIKES GAMES
and gets insulted if you call her cute
but secretly likes it?
meet her in an old house
>>27419208
no, she is a b-cup
she works for a plane agency
what a diva
fuck her
>>27419186
you will be walking a lonely road
the only road that you ever known
but then, a girl with a scarf and a hat will appear
you MUST SAY
"aye, what is life, but a shadow, a vain joke for thy all!"
and she will answer
"what"
then i dont know
>>27419250
so so so so rry
just for that ill give a nice prediction
ah wait no
your love is a gold digger
she wants to be the next cleopatra
meet her on a casino? maybe
or a party
nice legs tho
>>27419253
SHE HATES YOU
WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG
>>27417672
Can I get a boyfriend prediction?
>>27419320
>tfw op jumpes my prediction out of sheer pity
>tfw prediction is so bad
>>27419269
t-t-thanx op
oh geez
there's no hope, is there OP?
>>27417672
Test me out, Mr. Love Guru. I am a full-out misogynist, just want the sexu and emotional support. No bullshit honestly. Women are more like collateral than actual people.
>I am a bad person.
Also, I don't look like a robot, until you talk to me... (also, have I met this qt3.14?)
>>27419351
You meetup with some guy on craigslist, says I love you then gives you full blown aids. You die weeks later.
> inb4"youhavenone"
love is impossible for me
Pls op
Robloxmycox
>>27419269
i try not to skip, relax
i hadnt gotten to you yet
you will meet a girl endslsdsjlk snakes ajndjs cereal beware of dawn and super place gas car not train b eaed fcrash
there.
>>27419351
yes, you can!
he is right now masturbating in bed
thats all i can see
nice tho
>>27419375
there is always hope
in your case, i see an opportunity coming every ten years from now on
try to accept someone
the woman with wavy black hair might be the best choice
also
she will notice
>>27419412
miss
ayyyyyy
i see only a slight chance of qt in the rain
very slim
to make it appear, wear shorts that day
she likes pokemon??
weird
>>27419556
>he is right now masturbating in bed
I think the sad part is that someone came to mind when I read this
>>27419498
you have two
you cheating bastard
jk that wont happen
you might get a girl who really enjoys breakfasts
dark blonde hair, nice hips
meet her in an hotel
travel for that
>>27419532
SHE IS FROM THE FUTURE
OH GOD
SHE IS FIGHTING THE ALIEN TIME LORDS
IN HEAT
SHE IS GOING TO THE PAST NOW
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW SHE WILL APPEAR IN FRONT OF
she got shot
sorry
..................
IM GOING TO WRITE A LITTLE NOW AND COME BACK IN A WHILE HOPE THE THREAD IS UP AND I LOVE DESTINY
suck tits n stuff
>>27417672
do it op
BRING ME THE PAIIIIN
>>27419556
Welp fuck (If very slim refers to body type). I like the booty and curvy womans.
I do heavily like pokemon, so good prediction.
7/10
What is up with the Miss Ayyyyyy, that made no sense.
>>27417672
Are you still going OP? I'm a virgin, 20 years and counting
>>27417672
Posting for knowledge
Do not lie to me, OP. I will be very upset if you do.
Lets see how this goes senpai
I've been in love with someone for a long time, and we're together now. Is that person the one ?
neat
good luck
Alright, tell me how it's gonna go
already found mine but he doesn't love me
sigh
and we had so much in common
he even was a commie!
>(I'm guessing) average looking
>major social anxiety
>hate going out so I never go out
>only contact with women I have is while in uni, and even then I don't approach them at all, I speak with a few girls from my work group
Alright Anon, predict
What is your wisdom Oracle.
I want the truth
Posting out of curiosity.
>>27419681
she lives in a small, cold town
her mom is a hairdresser
she wears twintails
kind of a beta
>>27419711
you are young!
go for highschoolers
not kidding
really
go for highschoolers
she is there
>>27419741
knowledge is bestowed to us by existence itself
so in a sense, all knowledge belongs to god
lmao
your girl dad just died
keep that in mind when you meet her because it haunts her
>>27419759
i dont like lying
but your girls lies in a golden field
she probably asian
cause she likes rice
meet her when she travels to your place
be polite, she will be into you
>>27419859
she does the nico nico ni
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>27419886
what does your heart tell you?
decide your own fate
jk you cant do that
probably yes
kek, good luck with this one fella
Oh tell me lord op
>>27419951
go to the tunnel with all those people
and stay by her side
she has sun glasses
barely touch her hand
you will be having sex in 2 days top
>>27419999
AYYY COMRADE
SUP
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
there is a person for you
a kinda dirty person
but its still the one
>>27420049
start working out
i know, it sounds like dumb advice
BUT
after you do that, conversations will lead to meeting her
and it wont work
life is a bitch, i know
jk i love you life
>>27420062
THERE ARE THREE ROADS FOR YOU
ONE, FOR DEATH
FORBIDDEN
FORGOTTEN
TO THE END
OTHER
FOR SORROW
AND TOMORROW
YOU MIGHT GLANCE TO IT
AND LAST
COMING FAST
THE PERSON THAT YOU LOVE
BUT BEWARE OF TURNING POINTS
AS EVIL LIES WITHIN THE DOORS
>>27420111
you die alone
>>27420425
TTell me op how does one not die alone?
Do you need schizophrenia to not die alone
Maybe you would like to say to die with someone by your side, perhaps?
>>27417672
p-please tell me senpai i'm very desperate
>>27420350
>i dont like lying
>but your girls lies in a golden field
>she probably asian
>cause she likes rice
>meet her when she travels to your place
>be polite, she will be into you
I can get down with this. I put my trust in you, OP!
>>27417672
Come one, fortune teller, do your worst
>>27420107
the truth is your girl will work for a federal agency
she will feel lonely
look normal and invite her for drinks
>>27420361
top kek
oh god
you would believe what lies ahead
im dying
>>27420384
i see a funny, well mannered girl that likes cats and has messy hair
she might work with you but i doubt it
she also likes manga
godly in bed
not lord tho
>>27420544
she is eating an apple right now
she will lose a teeth
go to the dentist
she might be there
she also might be 13 lmao
>>27420600
sh-she is sh-shy a-and s-stutters
her dad hit her
dont hit her
really
have some heart
....
now im going to my grandpa bday so ill take my time, if the thread is up ill keep giving noice predictions
>>27420425
>>27420111
>Taking trips to my lonely grave
Tell me falamam
Can I have another one Fortune Teller.
Your responses amuse me. Lets say, I didn't get this girl.>>27419412
Who else would I get before I die?
Answer me for the love of all that is holy I don't know how much longer I can hold on
one of my friends is pretty cute and im lonely give me hope anon
Can i please get a prediction OP?
>>27417672
Pls. I just want a kind, loving, qt, pure girl. I can't live in this solitude for much longer.
Here's a test OP;
tell me what my original oneitis is doing right now, and if you're correct I'll believe what you say here
>>27417672
TELL ME ABOUT MY LOVE, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
How? Come on OP, you need to deliver.
>>27417672
boop bleep
>>27417672
Tell me how. Originaluuuuuu
please come true before I kill myself
rolling
Give it to me op pls
>>27417672
Hello, cutie! What's your prediction?
pls tell
Do tell me, famalamadingdong
>>27417672
please tell me, need some context pheraphs?
(btw i think ive already met her, oneitis)
>>27417672
Fuuckity fuck I sure as hell want to know!!!!!!!
>>27417672
Please tell me, i have no idea where to look.
>>27420425
what do you mean by dirty?
Op here, still at my family party
Ill answer once i get home
Hugs and fucks
>>27417672
Tell me tell me tell me
lanigiro
>>27417672
Help me OP.
Alright, I'm ready
lets hear it
tell me how it happens!
>>27417672
Closet gay and nearly out of HS, will I ever lose my v-card?
Op bumping with love
Hope it lasts till i get home
>>27424246
It's funny cuz you nailed the description of my oneitis
I don't know what kind of magician you are
>>27424246
Please come home soon OP
>>27424246
Bump, bump bump I want your bumpwhat
Ey bro, what about me?
I don't want to be hopeless anymore
Last bump, im so close
HARDER
BETTER
FASTER
STRONGER
If this thread dies everyone who posted and didnt get a prediction will die alone.
Keep bumping you faggots
>>27425170
Where the fuck is my phone, OP?
Does she even exist? I've pretty much given up on her, and I'm close to ending it all.
Does anything even matter? Do I matter to anyone?
>>27425237
Guess notLife is meaningless
Alright let's see how I meet the love of my life.
>>27417672
Bump
Bumper
Yet bumper
Please give me some OC about my future, robot friend.
>>27417672
Oh wise one I ask the for my fortune.i wish to know oh great one.
((((preventive bump))))
IM HOME
The cake was DELICIOUS
Lets kick this bitch
>>27417672
Every time I have posted in threads like this, I have never gotten a response.
>>27420782
aint nobody gonna touch your girl she is gonna break the speed of sound
aint nobody gonna ride your girl shes gonna race it to the groooound
ooooh she is a killer machine
she also dies in a car crash
probably before meeting you
>>27421277
ok car car
you get someone you have seen or met before
some girl with a history
and varying degrees of self confidence
FATE HAS SPOKEN
>>27421284
holding on damages your vessels and shit
a thousand years ago, you would have met the love of your life
your soul mate
you would braid her hair and she would kiss you
you two would frolic through the tulips
and taste the glory of love
sadly you were born today
fate gives you a 10/100 chance of having an unstable relationship with an anorexic girl in a sad city
take it or leave it
>>27421315
HOP THAT FRIEND
actually that will work only if you two go to a party and get drunk
if not, go for the person you see on facebook
if you dont have one make one
>>27421371
SHE WEARS LIPSTICK
BUT DOESNT SUCK DICK
BUT SHE WILL SUCK YOURS
AND HER EYES LOOK OLD?
CREEPY
>>27421390
you get a average, normal, standar, regular girl. Act very dependant and she will turn into a mom like gf. She wears light blue shirts. Meet her on
a
huh
>>27417672
Do me bruh
i always post in this threads. one day my perfect anime girlfu will appear to me in a highly improbably amalgamation of all your predictions
>>27421398
OH NO
S-SHE IS... GETTING POUNDED?
TRAVELING?
SINGING?
SHOWERING?
I-I CANT DONT JUDGE ME
never believe the paths of fate
just believe.
>>27421476
anon: mr love of my life, im anon
love: (missing dialogue)
anon: TELL ME ABOUT GIRLS, WHY DO THEY KEK GUYS? SHE DIDNT KEK SO GOOD!
love: well perhaps they wonder why would someone like a girl after telling her girls are shit
anon: AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK! Who ARE YOU?
love: it doesnt matter who i am, what it matters is my bust size
anon: if i pull that bra, would you die?
love: it would be extremely sexy
anon: you have big tits
love: for you.
>>27421506
she works as a pizza girl
and is young?
an no im not ripping boku dake
she has many annoying brothers
>>27421612
YOUR GIRL IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT HIS FUTURE PRINCE
>>27421659
you two will meet in a monochromatic looking place
she will be wearing headphones
do not interrumpt her song
bring bubblegum
dont tell her jokes, she hates that
>>27421982
ROLLING IN THE DEEP
sorry but i dont see girls for you until like five years or so, and even then i only see a unbearable sea of chaos and hate
T-t-tell me senpai
I guess this is worth a shot. Tell me how I will die alone.
>>27422097
tips for getting a gf
-100gr of sugar
-clarified butter
-chocolate chips
-a facebook account
post tons of pic pretending to be good at cooking
she will start chat
>>27422402
im BLUSHING right THE FUCK now
i predict you will find someone who lives with a grandma
and wants to leave
be their adventure
they might be from another country
a northern country?
with a nice balcony
comfy relationship
>>27422493
you future is so complicated ill use an analogy to explain it
have you ever hit the back side of a spoon with water?
well it has nothing to do with it
>>27422540
ramala shaghah
sacred scriptures foretell the story
of you and the girl with a low ponytail
meeting in that jeep
travel
yes
travel
she likes casual sex tho
and pics
>>27422550
fate DOES NOT need context
i am joking fate is very guided by context
but that would make everything complicated
most likely is not her but
by chasing your oneitis
you might turn into an oneitis for someone else
thats all i can say
>>27417672
Lay it on me, anon.
Do me! Do me! Pls, do tell.
>>27417672
I'm not a superstitious kind of person but Fuck it.
Shoot.
>>27417672
Plis gibe prediction
>>27422714
she likes to hoppity hop
she is like four now
and her parents are embarassing
dont be embarassing
prepare to get embarassed
>>27422745
look at corners
yeah im not kidding
eyebags
>>27423050
yes!
>>27423174
hi past me
fuck you
sorry no i love you
>>27423240
this will surprise you
you might not like it at all
but
she is black
a good looking black girl
there
>>27423291
i dont help people who dont help themselves
help yourself by getting a new friend
a cheerful guy
and go to his house
you will meet a blonde girl
with brown eyes
she is the one
>>27423354
SHE IS PURE CANCER HOLY SHIT
she likes pew die die
just
wait for this one
really
she might get better
meet her by facebook too, hers is awful
>>27417672
>the love of your life likes to be tan; she also walks a lot; meet her in a cafeteria of sorts; ask for her number; BE BOLD; she wont accept; but fate will guide you
>i see a broken girl with clowny heart; pale skin; she might kill herself
>she likes JUMPING; and JUMP SCARING; she might SCARE YOU once; then you will know she wants to SEX you
>go to the tunnel with all those people; and stay by her side; she has sun glasses; barely touch her hand
>she is eating an apple right now; she will lose a teeth; go to the dentist; she might be there; she also might be 13 lmao
>sh-she is sh-shy a-and s-stutters; her dad hit her; dont hit her; really have some heart
>a thousand years ago, you would have met the love of your life; your soul mate; you would braid her hair and she would kiss you; you two would frolic through the tulips; and taste the glory of love; sadly you were born today; fate gives you a 10/100 chance of having an unstable relationship with an anorexic girl in a sad city; take it or leave it
>YOUR GIRL IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT HIS FUTURE PRINCE
>you two will meet in a monochromatic looking place; she will be wearing headphones; do not interrumpt her song; bring bubblegum; dont tell her jokes, she hates that
you future is so complicated ill use an analogy to explain it; have you ever hit the back side of a spoon with water?; well it has nothing to do with it
>>27426691
I read all of them again, OP. These are my favorites.
What is my prediction?
how will i meet my bf
do it lil nigga
>>27426691
Thank you mr fate-san
I hope your meme magic works, OP.
I want to believe. Tell me, please.
Do it for me
original fate teller
>>27417672
Do ot figgit
>>27427027
>At least be kind about it, fucker,
OP please do me.
I'm interested to see what you have to say. I will give no other insight into my circumstances than what I just said.
Allright OP. Tell me how it happens
Cmon its orginal kdksofbfk
>>27426886
But pretty much everyone has eyebags. And what do you mean by corners?
>>27417672
I'm ready.
This is a super original comment.
>>27427062
Running into her around a corner when you're running late for something
>>27427044
You've gotta get past the robot somehow famoski
>>27423464
yes
go for a guy with darkish skin
he will guide
his cock inside your butt
jk
or am i?
then just tinder
lmao im not even using the paths of fate in this one
>>27424288
a Fateress
wait no
>>27424595
there is a girl no one likes out there
probably in college
she is sort of a bitch?
so
go for it
she likes rock but might also change her tastes for you if you are good enough
>>27425229
do i look like google?
>>27425237
she exists
that doesnt mean you will meet her tho
but
in a sense, you dont realize that your bond is eternal
there is a destiny where someone would care
that union by itself is invaluable
to meet her, wait until the end of your life and go to a station
you will understand everything then
>>27425391
whats so bad about lack of meaning?
>>27425417
SHE WORKS FOR A CHOCOLATE FACTORY
GO IN THERE CHAMP
AND ASK FOR VALENTINE CHOCOLATES
YES
SHE WILL THINK YOU HAVE A GF
ACT BARELY FLIRTY
THEN
ON ANOTHER DAY
LOOK SAD AND TELL HER YOU HAD TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF
>>27425742
beware of the anon that speak in hands
>>27425825
year 3000
inmortality is given to a few humans
you are the boss of the rebel army, fighting against the corp machines
with you bombgun in hand, you charge through troops, slaughtering you enemies
"TODAY, HUMANITY WINS!"
thousand of men scream in glory
a single tear runs down your cheek
tfw no gf
>>27417672
Please help is it her
>>27427110
K, can you do me senpai?
>>27427110
A fatherless :c
Are you black by any chance?
>>27425991
very well, my humble slave
your waifu lives in a shore
in the dream world
every night, squid monsters come from the sea and raid her village
every dawn, she wakes up to repeat yesterday
every afternoon, she hopes
>>27426297
that cake was damn good
>>27426307
WELL NOW YOU GOT ONE
BUT IT IS WHAT YOU WANT?
in truth
there is a future out there for you
a brilliant future
start walking
i see many lovers
but first you must attain THAT
>>27426529
invite me for a drink first lmao
she hates sports
sorry but i cant see more
>>27426552
she has pink hair
and its pure
she is very loyal and loves you and all of your fetishes
she is also not real
>>27426668
your girl will be dead in the next isis bomb stuff so better go for the second girl
the second girl is already dead
ok lets check the third one
hmm
well she is cute i guess
>>27427222
>well she is cute i guess
fate tears down the only chance I had
>>27417672
You're doing this again? Well fire up the shitpost machine for me please.
>>27427222
? Squid girl for me?
Pls halp, n3ed gf
>>27417672
What do you see Anon? Tell me about it.
What do you see for me, fortune teller?
I'm next op, I'm next
>tfwnogf
>>27426669
you will be desperate
trying to drown your sorrows
this 10/10 woman who clearly is wearing no panties will approach you
and you two will talk
yes of course it is a guy
deep inside you will not care
>>27426755
your girls is sucking a big, fat, long veiny dick RIGHT NOW
dont think about that as you kiss
>>27426791
a-are you coming on to me
your girl is smart
she likes games
play a game online and you might get to know her
use skype
skype is shit tho
>>27426856
YOUR GIRL IS A HUGE ASS SPIDER
DONT ASK
A FAT SPIDER
>>27426876
gib da pussy m8
she is a slutty younger sister
meet her on a bed
in a house thats not yours
smug n plump
>>27427325
>your girls is sucking a big, fat, long veiny dick RIGHT NOW
>dont think about that as you kiss
>>27417672
p-please tell me OP senpai
>>27426856
>>27427325
I always knew in my heart famalamadingdong
>tfw no gf
Enlighten me.
Now this is interesting, I wanna know what you gonna tell me OP.
>>27417672
Tell me OP.
Use the psychic powers man.
>>27417672
It would MEME a lot if you did me senpai
>>27426890
i love you, you should be my editor
NOW I PREDICT FOR YOU DARKNESS
but because you are playing!
the game OF DEATH
death of boredom, because its a fun game
WHICH ENDS BADLY
badly as michael jackson bad
so pretty good
sorry im not really seeing anything clear
>>27426942
he is sort of a beta but with your guidance will turn super hot
he writes weird posts on facebook or twitter
thats it
>>27426948
ayyyy sheeeeeit mah black ass cracka yo momma aint not having non that sheeeeeit
i see a wife that likes flowers
and a organized encounter of sorts
she is kind
>>27426982
you and her
are nothing but mammals
so do it like they do it in the discovery channel
clubs are shit, but she is there
relationship will be shit at first but be constant and it will turn good once the time of being mature comes
>>27426996
she wants to be an astronaut
might be a redhead
very proactive
act like a protagonist
really
also have a slight beard if you can, she digs that
if you cant, oh well
Please enlighten me friend.
>>27417672
I want to take over Australia and establish a Orwellian goverment.
I also want a cute anime to give me encouragement!
OP you know there wont be anyone for me
pls tell me i need love OP
>>27427535
you need love OP
>>27417672
Please, I need this. Very badly.
>>27427027
she rests under a tree
or she did
she is an old lady now
a peaceful old lady
you can still love her tho
are you interested?
>>27427044
you will have a child
she looks quiet, but its a pure, tranquil soul
inexpresive
meet her on
DRUGS
jk dont do drugs
>>27427046
SHE HAS HUGE KNOCKERS
and she doesnt plan on being with someone
her smile is weird
she judges this world
>>27427048
SHE WAS THE FEMALE PIRATE AND YOU WERE THE MALE ONE
YOU HAD SEXY ENCOUNTERS FROM TIME TO TIME
SHE WOULD SAID YEAAARGH WHEN CUMMING
IT WAS A JOKE SINCE YOU TWO WERE PIRATES
BOTH WERE HANGED
nothing on this life
>>27427080
she is 10 and plays piano
her eyebrows are a mess?
difficult to read
you will really love her
maybe you will be too old for her
read my internet palm OP
>>27427481
>nothing but mammals
>clubs are shit, but she is there
so, still tfw no gf, as I won't even force myself to go to a fucking club in my entire life
t-thanks, OP
Please mr spooky wizard man gimme something good
>>27427456
Have you been to jewnovas website yet?
http://sickeningsupps.com/
>>27427587
>>>27427080 (You)
>she is 10 and plays piano
>her eyebrows are a mess?
>difficult to read
>you will really love her
>maybe you will be too old for her
Too real man, too real.
>>27417672
I live in Moreno Valley, California.
I'm a 31 khhv...
>>27427667
T-thank you Mr meme magician man
>>27427587
I actually already have a gf that I've been with for a while. Her knockers aren't huge.
>>27417672
Well, spin me one of your tales OP.
>>27427481
>she wants to be an astronaut
>might be a redhead
>very proactive
>act like a protagonist
>really
>also have a slight beard if you can, she digs that
>if you cant, oh well
fate-san, what do you mean with "act like a protagonist"?
>>27427130
YES
but she might end up leaving or rejecting you
can you live with that?
in this life, some things are almost unavoidable
such are the paths of fate
dont do the thing you will do
>>27427167
ok
>i hug you
oh wait its not that
i see a racist kind of girl
somewhat fucked up in the head
meet her on a convention of sorts
she is very impulsive
>>27427172
nope, sorry
>>27427288
yeah, why not
ok
the machine is working
vrooom vrooom
pak pak paft
wait
oh shit
crahshshs
fwoooooom
ITS EXPLODING
THE FABRIC OF UNIVERSE ITS
CHIKONDI CHA MOYO WANU akuyembekezera PAFUPI
thats the message
>>27427294
ok
leave your house or wtv right now
and walk to another city
im not joking around
she is in a lone bar
she is bored
talk to her
its the one
she has a tattoo on her back
>>27427301
i see a computer
there is a lip gloss near the keyboard
and books around me
but you probably mean your future
i see a sick woman
ill and sad
she needs you
but she doesnt want that
Posting in this thread
Dont let me down
>>27417672
Tell me, but don't just quote a song, again
Alright, let's see
fghjkl
>>27417672
I wish to know.
I'm a grill, is there a 10/10 man in my future? Pls reveal all
i never leave the house so how will i get gf :(
pls tell
Give it to me, magic man.
I need a location, too. I know the journey is the destination and all that but you still need a direction to go in.
Be gentle anon, you know what I'm talking about
>>27427481
i love him already
why not, predict my future
>inb4 I die alone
>>27427305
give us eyes
grant us eyes
give me eyes
eyes
your girl is blind tho
she has a blog
>>27427310
you will NOT satisfy your girl in bed
but she WILL love you
meet her in
a friend of a friend she is?
so get friends
her hair is almost curly
she has a radiant smile
>>27427375
she is an important highschooler
sort of a class president
has rape fantasies
long hair
her hair will turn white kinda quickly so be fast
>>27427404
all the sins in the world are equal
if a sin is weighted on how much suffering it causes, it becomes irrelevant
since the amount of suffering is always subjective, and it doesnt sum
a mass shooting and a single killing generate the same amount of pain
we only feel as ourselves
your girls shows her forehead and its barely taned
she has a scar of a sorts
but i feel like you will never meet her
>>27427413
she lives on top of a building and has a doting dad
meet her on the mail
yeah
Tell me, anon.originerino commenterino duderino
OP here, taking a little rest
my fifth eye hurts or something
>>27428027
>I show up in the thread
>OP leaves
thanks obama
>>27428027
No please, I'm so fucking desperate
>>27428027
NO PLS. JUST A FEW MORE. MINE WAS COMING UP. OP PLS. GUYS POST TITS OR SOMETHING
>>27428073
Lmao b-but anon im a girl
Ill be back in five minutes fuckers
roll please it's the most important thing to me
>>27428027
I think you deserve your rest, OP.
Doing something like this for people like us can't be thanked with words.
>>27428027
Fair enough. You've got to charge you chi sometime.
>>27428137
OP has done many great deeds today
her meme magic needs a break
>>27428073
Good idea. Absorb the tit energy into your third eye and recharge.
OK im back
time to restart with love and peace
>>27417672
I live under a heavy rock. I put it there.
>>27428374
I've been here for a while. Please, I need you.
>>27427441
holy shit your girl is the fucking worst
i fucking hate her
she is the kind of girl what would pick up her nose and then finger herself
disgusting slut
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER
jk how fun
>>27427456
she likes david bowie
start hearing david bowie and go to omegle
put the david bowie tag
find her there
>>27427488
life by itself is evidence of god
what is life?
something that desires to keep existing
this proves a will
an original will
you have been enlightened
your qt likes reading books in bed and the smell of old things
meet her on a woody place
>>27427497
i like your style
i think kill me baby its a very cute anime
go go!
>>27427506
but there is
her jaws is weird tho
but there is
to get her to love you
act like you dont give a fuck
i mean act like you
but cooler
you will fuck this up m8
>>27426886
>SHE IS PURE CANCER HOLY SHIT;she likes pew die die; just wait for this one; really she might get better; meet her by facebook too, hers is awful
>you will be desperate; trying to drown your sorrows; this 10/10 woman who clearly is wearing no panties will approach you; and you two will talk; yes of course it is a guy; deep inside you will not care
>clubs are shit, but she is there; relationship will be shit at first but be constant and it will turn good once the time of being mature comes
>she doesnt plan on being with someone; her smile is weird; she judges this world
>her eyebrows are a mess?; difficult to read; you will really love her; maybe you will be too old for her
>i see a computer; there is a lip gloss near the keyboard; and books around me; but you probably mean your future; i see a sick woman; ill and sad; she needs you; but she doesnt want that
>your girls shows her forehead and its barely taned; she has a scar of a sorts; but i feel like you will never meet her
>>27427978
These were interesting.
I wonder how much of yourself do you put into some of your predictions. Have you/can you predict your own?
>tfw coming up next
Feeling all giddy
>>27427535
you dont need love
love yourself
no one else will
...
...
unless you go to a college
it doesnt matter if you are too old
she is there
might be a teacher?
>>27427576
beg for it
dont treat her like that
you two will meet no matter what i tell you
>>27427613
i see a long line
of dicks
and a curvy line
it means your life will turn exciting soon
do the right steps and take the right car and you might end up in an orgy
>>27427708
DO NOT LOSE HOPE
31 YO ARE ACTUALLY VERY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES
act as if you are set in life
a sexy single man
take care of you appearance
she works as a waitress
her life is shit
has an abusive ex
>>27427776
then she is not the one im telling you then duh
DUH duh DUH duh DUh
>>27427777
a long time ago, a snake tried to eat a little chicken
both were found by a human
he stepped over both
what i mean is
life will fuck you up no matter what you do
so just love fate
and she will appear
>>27417672
this is an original comment and should be treated as such
>op skipped me
Okay.
>>27428616
> not even OP likes you
give up my man
>getting skiped
Ok i guess... no love for me
Reminder that this is OP.My request for prediction is elsewhere in the thread.
>>27417672
please, family, tell me how this mythical even will take place. and when if you could.
