I'm a retard and I like to imagine scenarios that would literally never happen.
If you had kids, what would you name them?
>Boy
Sterling
>Girl
Alice
>>27416115
>Boy
Duncan
>girl
Maya
>>27416115
>boy
William
>girl
Lorraine
>>27416134
>tfw your name is Lorraine.
>>27416115
>Boy
Heinrich
>Girl
Eva
>boy
Chad
>girl
Stacy
:^)
>>27416115
>boy
Slovako Jasel
>girl
Gertrova Strudensen
>Boy
Vincent
>Girl
Slutwhore
>>27416134
>be Lorraine
>everyone makes fun of you at school because your dad has autism
>dont care because you have autism too
>brother william is the only normal one
>kills himself from being around autismos all day
>Boy
Carl, Constantine, Guido or some other incredibly Catholic Aryan name
>Girl
Rachel, Sarah, Elizabeth, Ruth or some other standard Biblical Semitic name.
>alexander
>emilythat feel when you're ovulating and accidentally told your bf so now you've got to use condoms and you won't be knocked up this month
>boy
Sephiroth
>girl
Sakura
>>27416115
>Boy
Paul
>Girl
Johanne
>>27416234
Christ, the girl I'm seeing doesn't want kids. Just want to knock her up, but I'm too young and not in an appropriate state to have kids yet. Once I learn what it means to be a father, I'm sure I'll be able to convince her.
>>27416234
fuck off witch
I would name my first born Oingo and my second born Boingo, regardless of gender. This is non-negotiable.
>implying your hypothetical wives would let you give them these cuck names
I would name them Chad and Stacey then hope for no autism and good looks.
>>27416115
>boy
if first child:
Gregory
if not:
Laurence
>girl
Julia or
Maria
>Boy
Alexander
>Girl
Lavinia
>Boy
Roshnak
>Girl
De'itgra
>>27416209
>meanwhile Will and Lori lead their normalfag lives, none the wiser
>>27416115
>Boy
Gabriel
>Girl
Veronica
i'm bad with names
>Boy
Andrew, after a friend of mine that died
>Girl
Natalie
>Boy
Tyrone, Ahmed
>Girl
Shania, Fatima
Girl: freya
Boy: soren
>>27416388
>tfw gregory
>boy
Jacob
>girl
Chloe or Sophie
>>27416115
>Boy
Connor
>Girl
Sara
>>27416481
good name choices
t. guy named Tor
>>27416485
Chloe is a stripper name if you choose that for your daughter she will grow into a degenerate
>>27416115
>Boy: Sterling
Been watching too much Archer bud?
>>27416115
>Sterling
I only ever met one guy called Sterling, and he was autism incarnate.
>>27416115
>>Boy
>Artyom
>>Girl
>Summer or Sarah I guess
Twin boys
Cain and abel
Boy
Cain
Girl
Celeste
You know for a board who seems to hate the whole special snowflake mentality of tumblrinas and the like, you guys sure like to imagine your (thankfully) nonexistent children with the speshulest of speshul snowflake names.
Boy: Alexander
Girl: Annabeth
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>Boy
Blake or Clyde
>Girl
Marilyn or Mariah or Luna or Stella or Celestia or Constantina or Morticia or Yukari or Megumi or...fuck I can't choose. I have so many good names.
Grill: Marika
Boy: I would propably let his mother decide
Son: Atticus
Daughter: Thomasin
>Boy
John
>Girl
Sam
