>March 26, 2016
I'm so traumatized by the passage of time that I no longer care.
>>27416040
I'm 30 years old nigga
where does it all even go
>internship and end of college life next year
The game is almost up.
>>27416040
Its not fair we need to make it stop
>STILL in college
Why the fuck haven't I graduated yet just fucking end me
>>27416040
We're closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
Why do I keep fooling myself that I'll change every year?
When will my restlessness and frustration finally evolve into pure apathy?
>>27416255
>We're further away from the PS2's release than the PS2 was from the NES's release
>>27416040
These threads need to be removed
>>27416191
>where does it all even go
In your ass lad
Yeah, but, think of it like this: we are closer to death
It's crazy, I finally decided to watch boku dake ga inai machi and the op is an old asian kung fu generation title I first listened to when I was in high school.
I'm 27. For some reason listening to this song did something weird to me. It's not nostalgia, I don't know what it is. Doesn't help that this anime deals with time, wasted time, and re-living your past.
>>27416360
>Babies born in 2000 are 15-16 now
> I was 16 eight years ago
It's like every day turns into a week which turns into a month and before I know it it's already Christmas again.
They say time goes by faster as an adult because of the responsibilities and obligations you take up.
>>27416040
>2011 was five years ago
>1990 was 34 years ago
>tfw
>open window
>spring is in th air
>the scent hits right in the feels
>close window, shut the blinders and light up another cig
>9/11 was 911 seconds ago
The feels of spring time are here
>>27416040
fuck, just imagine being in march 26 2016 and thinking of what your life in 2016 would be life. if i knew that this is it, that this is my future and is just so hopeless and shitty, that so much of my life has been wasted and everything has only gotten shittier, fuck, i'd just have killed myself 3 years ago
>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>Release date: March 20, 2006
>10 years ago
>>27416622
RedLetterMedia is the shit. You know they're so depressed and all hate themselves. Makes them more genuine reviewers too.
>born on sphere with meat
>know nothing
>try to impart order upon the meat
>sphere reclaims the meat
>fresh meat arrives with nothing
Repeat
What are we here to do? What are we meant to learn?
>>27416040
>26 year old wagecuck
It's not fair, I didn't ask for time to go this fast.
I just want my existence to end and for big homie to take me to the other side
>>27416742
I don't know man. It's either a classroom or a farm. But the supposed lessons make so little sense that I'd say it's a farm and we're cattle.
>>27416742
Just a little, happy accident.
>>27416688
I specifically watch them because their self-defeating depression and alcoholism make them that much more funny.
>>27416522
>They say time goes by faster as an adult because of the responsibilities and obligations you take up.
The thing is, I have barely any responsibilities at all. I have a job, but I live with my parents. Time still flying by like fuck although pretty miserable. It's just age that does it. It just happens.
>>27416687
>when i first played this game i thought it was suepr old
>it was 6 years old
>now it's 10 years old
i'm stressing out lads
>>27416742
There is no 'why' to life; everything is all a product of great coincidence
>>27416760
It is a farm for extra dimensional entities to gather our energy.
People always wonder if you think the glass is half empty, or half full. The thing is, Ray, is that the glass is upside down. And we're trapped in it.
>>27416843
I really like this idea because I am an insane person. How do you think we manifest those energies? Should I give it my all for my extra dimensional benefactors or should I protect my vital essence from otherworldly sheisters?
>>27416843
Fucking demiurge
The hardest times for robots is during Chrsitmas and new years.
tfw I can already hear the christmas jingles from here..
>>27416040
I get how these threads work now.
It's subliminal messaging.
Time is moving normally.
It's fine.
It's just that these posts are usually posted a month and a half in between.
And your brain will ultimately and subconsciously recall the time you last saw it and actively shorten and compressed the time passed.
In my case it would have been February 15th, a nice marker for it to have given the effect had I not caught on.
It almost disillusions you to the point of making your memories an actual blur just by looking at it.
I seriously wonder who made the original of this picture now more than ever.
>>27416371
What? The kebab?
>>27416843
Then why not make a condensed and very efficient farm, where creatures are thrown into tiny cages and their energy is extracted until they die? Due to ethics? Well then why put us on such a tiny planet with little resources, and let us have such easy ability to commit killings and suffering? This advanced civilization really seems to not have evolved in ethical achievements further than us, with our praise for free-range farms as the final, perfect step in the evolution of ethical treatment of livestock.
>>27417122
These threads are made like every 2 days.
>March 27, 2016
>March 28, 2016
>March 29, 2016
>>27417238
I'm going to do this all day and take away these threads for at least a few months
thanks robot
>>27417230
>>27417238
>>27417252
Keep going.
Do it.
Time passing is my fetish.
Eventually we will all die from heat death.
>March 30, 2016
>>27417122
>implying 2014 doesn't seem like a lifetime ago
>March 31, 2016
>>27416040
>Super Mario Galaxy was released 9 years ago
>>27416843
You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain but you feel it. You felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. Do you know what I'm talking about?
>>27417323
the sequel was so shit
>>27417158
The architect in the Matrix Reloaded explained why. The illusion of choice is needed or else people off themselves.
>>27417001
For some reason spending my birthdays and christmas alone doesnt phase me, hell I spent my 18th, 20th and 30th and all inbetween alone, same with christmas for the better part of the last decade but new year, fuck me.. that date hits me hard.
>>27417288
>tfw you remember what it felt like in 2014, but 2015 just degraded into a horrible blur of complete isolation, alcoholism, and work
>tfw you were miserable 2 years ago, but now it's worse and you look back on that misery as almost a semblance of happiness
>>27417288
I checked your dubs.
You are preaching to the choir.
I never said they don't feel long.
I just believed I knew what the trick was to get a person to feel it at a glance.
>>27417410
>everything seemed to be getting better, peaked in 2013
>look back on 2013 and realize it was pretty shit too, as you were waiting for things to carry on improving
>things didnt carry on improving and just kept getting shtitier
>>27416592
No it's not. 24 years nigger
>>27417561
26 years actually
>>27417399
I particularly despise it.
I hate how society just start to ease up, everyone is getting into a celebratory mood, things become less formal, people look forward to the party ahead. Its the holiday season
....and you can't participate.
Everyone vows for a change, and new beginnings and you know nothing will ever change. Same shit different year.
>>27417461
I felt a definite peak in 2012. After that, it turned to shit in ways that I wouldn't have even been able to comprehend back then.
>2013, somethings wrong
>2014, holy shit it's never been this bad
>2015, what the fuck
>2016
>>27417368
well i dont know about that, never played it
but some say it's actually as good
>>27417648
My peak was 2004. And I was just a kid.
>>27417804
Sorry lad. Cracking another cold one for you.
>>27416040
>cleaning out my room few days ago
>found diary from high school
>suicide note written in it December 2010
>mfw the past six years wouldn't have existed if I killed myself
Strange to think about how fast time went since then. Also I found a note in my drawer talking to my future self:
>March 2012
>wrote how excited I was to start dating my first bf and looked forward to prom
> 2gether4ever
>mfw our relationship harshly crashed in 2014
I thought of that Pepe image you posted
>>27416040
>mfw dog is 15 and a half years old now
>only 7 years younger than me
When she was born December 29th 2000 the twin towers were still up, weird to think about. She's been alive to see both my 5th grade graduation and college graduation
Just took pic related, her little feet are by her face
>be july 2014
>want to die
>come across this image on reddit
>try it out
>be july 2015
>"passed exams" is the only thing i can add to the list
fucking normies thinking they are suicidal, when actually they're so fucking alive
>>27418007
>yfw you find a note written in a sloppier yet antiquated form of your own handwriting, with an unclear date of origination
>yfw it reads"don't forget who you are"
>>27418196
Holy shit, that image is retarded.
>>27416687
Fuck man
I remember going to Gamestop after school, buying that fucking game, getting pizza with my mom and going home. I can actually picture the pizza box in my head and how the room was lit when I first played it
fuck man I did not want to feel this right now
>Skyrim release date: November 11, 2011
>>27416743
>It's not fair, it's not right, there's no reason to fight/ But still that is our daily lives
>>27418007
Dont cry because its over smile because it happend. im cold and alone
>>27417648
peaked in October 2009, around my 20th birthday, cant believe its fast approaching 8 years ago
>>27417122
>February 15th
would've been my dad's birthday
miss him
So here I am, growing older all the time.
>yesterday was 12 years ago
>mwf
>>27418300
>Saints row the third
>>27418448
It pains me to hear that.
>>27416245
>Be born 1991
>Finished high school in 2011, took two extra years.
>Enter CC that fall.
> Due to various issues, haven't been able to finish my associates.
Get on my level famly
>still unemployed
>>27417648
>>27417804
"Better" is relative
As long as you are a robot, you can at best hope everything will stay the same. It can get better if you stop being a robot, though, since positive outcomes require agency in life.
>>27416040
>so out of touch with reality that I count weeks by anime episodes
At least there's the Ace Attorney anime coming... which will be shit
>>27418740
I appreciate that thoughtfulness of that guy to make himself in a controlled manner just so we could have that reaction image.
>>27418106
This post improved my day.
ITS TIME TO STOP
how could 6 months go by so fast? All I did was stay in bed and sleep....
I should have died long ago
>>27418300
that was when i turned 14 and got a ps3
>>27416522
I think it's because each year becomes a smaller part of our lives comparatively.
When we were kids, a year was an entire eighth, ninth or tenth of our lives up to that point. Everything we'd ever seen was new and exciting. Now it's just a twentieth or thirtieth. It's smaller compared to the whole and we've seen just about everything.
>>27416040
I'm holding out until mind uploading or cloning makes it possible for me to get a second life.
>>27416687
Jesus christ
I can remember discussing with my cousin if I should get that or another game (Kane & Lynch maybe...?)
I also remember buying it from fucking Blockbuster. Then going home and my parents and my sister were going out for dinner for some reason and let me stay home alone and I just gamed for like 4 hours straight. I was completely fucking enamoured with that game.
>tfw now 24 and parents no longer find it cute how much time I spend in the basement
>I don't even play video games anymore I just drink and shitpost on 4chan
someone either help me or end me please
>>27419289
>Le vomiting gentleman
>>27419445
>I can remember discussing with my cousin if I should get that or another game (Kane & Lynch maybe...?)
Ahhh, Dog days was good.
The single player I mean.
I feel like shit though because I never got to play the multiplayer it bragged so heavily about.
Although I would have gotten pissed eventually and been butthurt about the potential chance of being repeatedly fucked over by people's nature to betray.
>mfw my brothers and I would have an inside joke about how this game would always go during heists
>payday tier heist in progress
>perfect run
>lots of kills
>lots of loot
>get close to drop point
>player one says to another,
>"Yeah man! We got the money!"
>Player two replies
>"You mean -I- got the money."
>Player one becomes pink mist
>>27419527
>Ahhh, Dog days was good.
>The single player I mean.
Really? I eventually played it and IIRC was pretty disappointed. Story was cool but damn if the gameplay didn't suck.
>>27419561
I don't know, maybe I have shit taste.
I could be remembering it wrong.
I remember that one level in a boat or something? or a storage container maze?
That was a good level, it played nice with the gameplay.
The actual mechanics were pretty good for a third person shooter. I can't remember if it had lean or not.
>tfw out of touch with reality
>don't even know what time means anymore
>yesterday was today, today will be yesterday
>nothing changes
>i don't remember what i done 4 years ago
>i don't remember what i did today
>can't really focus my sight anymore
>everything is a blur
>can't drive anymore
>don't want to kill myself
>i was happy once, probably
>i wish i was sane again
>can't remember
>threads like this always fuck me up
>>27419674
Currently Im one day behind, I always think it's yesterday... Everything is becoming disoriented...
>yfw the Simpsons movie came out 9 years ago
>>27417001
god i fucking hate new years so much
Some weird shit is going on.
Yesterday was fucking 28th, I'm waiting for DS3 so I check date multiple times a day.
YESTERDAY WAS FUCKING 28th HOW IS IT 26th TODAY?!
I fucking checked date yesterday, I know I fucking did and it was 28th
>>27416113
Me to 30 today
>>27420334
Today's the 27th...
>>27418007
>female
I wish you did fucking kill yourself, the world would be a much better place without you.
>>27421175
what if she's cute~~?
>>27421185
You can take a pile of garbage, put a nice outfit on it, dress it up, but in the end it's still just a pile of garbage.
>>27421201
that's a fairly rude way to talk about women there anon.
It's not mature to generalize.
>skyrim was released in 2010
