Went in for my pre-commute piss, heard some guy flicking a lighter in the cubicle, after a moments silence he let out a huge moan of ecstasy. fuckin junkies man.

>>27415721
I went into a public toilet for a piss the other day, and this little guy came and stood next to me. There was only three urinals in the toilet so I figured he didn't have much choice. Then I noticed he was doing a lot of post piss dick shaking, and I realised he was getting himself hard. I wanted to smash his head in to the wall. He just looked a little ashamed of himself. I just walked out and carried on with life.

>>27415806
>this little guy

They're called midgets.

>>27415721
That inescapable pooptime eye contact through the gap between the door and the divider.

>>27415830
Literally no one does that.