Any of you girls is also in love with your own father?
I've been this way since I was 14, trying to get him to notice me, no such luck yet.
>>27415304
I used to have a crush on my father (ofc not sexual) when I was around 6. Now I just love him platonically
my dad is a beta so no
>trying to get him to notice you
please greentext story of how please
>>27415304
How do I get a daddy issues girl
>>27415304
What is it about your father that you find attractive?
>>27415678
Literally just go talk to any woman. Any woman anywhere. There'll be rejection, but eventually one will hop on your cock and ruin your life.
>>27415678
there's no "how", it's like when you catch a pokemon and it has a nature, when you get a gf and it has the "daddy issues" "nature" then you got it, but you could also get the "bitch" nature, the "slut" nature, or the infamous "herpes" nature. I think you feel me.
>>27416075
>Worse than /v/'s food analogies.
Impressive.
>>27416666
What food analogies, super-satan?
All they put in their mouths is water
>tfw your gf has that fetish
>tfw you're having sex and she begs you to cum in her because she wants daddy to knock her up
>tfw when you're about to cum and she says "I love you daddy"
Wew lad. If it's bad why does it feel so good.
Actually the opposite, which is a bit of a shame because I like other incest-related porn/doujins/etc, but then when there's father/daughter shit I instantly become disgusted and can't masturbate any more.
Browsing incest tags is like Russian roulette for my clit.
>tfw chinese gf
>have to pick a Chinese name for myself
>choose Da Di
>>27417041
you are my role model
seriously, you just are
Females cannot be robots. Please stop parroting the term "fembot".
>>27415304
what things have u tried fembot?
>>27417041
Why would your gf make you pick a new name for yourself?
>>27416737
>not eating gamer-food
>>27417149
let me guess
you think you are super special simply because your life is one big joke and you never had a loving gf?
I used to fuck this hooker (actually my neighbor that I just paid for sex when I was drunk) that used to say that daddy shit 24/7. Mostly "cum daddy" or "cum in me daddy" shit was weird but I always came with such force I thought I ejaculated bloo
That girl was fucked up
>>27417246
>bloo
I meant blood
>>27415771
Haha my sides this Robro here is 100% right
>>27417246
How much did you pay her? You prob could have been smashing that for free
DILFs are the latest craze among Stacies
To both the gays and girls with crushes on their fathers, what happened when/if you grew taller than him?
>mom left when I was little
>always there helping daddy with whatever I can
>25 now
>want to be my daddy's woman but he's never looked at me that way because he's a good person
>come onto my dad
>he pushes me away and gets upset
>things have been awkward between us since
>>27418305
I know that's not going to happen because I'm 5'2 and he's much taller.
>>27417194
if you put it that way, he sounds really "special"
>tfw no daughter who loves me
>>27417194
a female cannot be a robot, plain and simple. males are expendable, you can view this in every species in the animal kingdom. men need to buy their worth, women are appreciated as is.
>>27419139
green text of what happened?
>>27417194
No. I don't care about not having had a gf.
All I'm saying is that women will never know what it's like to be truly lonely, unappreciated, and unwanted (not referring to strictly in a romantic sense), with very very very very rare exceptions--even girls with horrible physical abnormalities like the one covered in moles are able to attract a bf.
>tfw dad will never love you like he loves mom
>>27417194
>i bet u neber had a a gf xDDD u are a sad virgin loser xDDD
It always comes down to the same fucking bullshit with you females.
>>27421668
I'm a guy
also I was virgin until I turned 20, so I know what I'm talking about
>>27415304
TITTS or GTFO
original lanigiro
>>27415304
This is actually a thing? Girls actually have romantic feelings towards their fathers? What the fuck.
>>27421869
happens to every girl with a decent father
bumping for likeminded girls
I can't wait until my drunk slutty daughter tries to get in my pants. That will be a good day.
>>27415304
girls with daddy issues are also those who go for older guys right?
i want one of those.
>>27424156
How old are you?
Originally ofc
>>27424608
>>>/killyourselffuckingslut/
Pray I have all sons bc constantly will fear that shit happening and will be jealous of my daughter holy fuck.
>>27425371
You sound Iike a normy cunt
Fuck off
>>27415304
GTFO GTFO THIS BOARD YOU DISGUSTING (INSERT INSULTS HERE) GTFO GTFO THIS BOARD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>27417194
why are there so many normies on this board
there is no "fembot". female intimacy issues are no where comparable to male ones.
you have to be a special kind of delusional to imagine women don't live life on easy mode
>>27415304
are you that fembot that was going to tell her dad last christmas?
>>27421716
You type like a sassy bitch, dude.
>>27425665
you sound jaded, bro
got more of those pics?
>>27415771
It is profoundly sad how true this is.
Especially if you have any semblance of a hero complex whatsoever. You'll draw them out like poison from a wound.
>>27427262
I remember my ex partner after sex said to me "Your dick is bigger than my dad's", this segued into the most awkward talk of her having been raped.
31 here. I'd love a daughter wife.
I hope I could find a teenage girl into older guys or at least have a daughter that's into me one day.
>>27427184
they're mostly cowards
it's been proven by psychology that they suffer more from anxiety than men
>>27427536
I suffer from anxiety a lot of the time but the trick is still going ahead with shit anyway as much as you can. I tried imparting this concept to a female friend to no avail.
my biggest fetish is when girls treat me like I'm their daddy, but it's risky because most girls with daddy issues had shitty fathers, or they weren't there. which is bad, children who aren't reared by their fathers statistically have the most emotional and psychological issues, including boys.
>>27417008
>Are you a girl?
originallsdklghlsdhfjs
>>27427644
It's your turn to step in and raise them right. And fuck em.
>>27420363
dude jerked off onto his dad
>>27415304
No, I've always hated my dad. Sure he has a good job to support us, isn't a raging alcoholic, doesn't beat us, and would be the ideal father, but I've always known that he's gay. For the past half decade he's been cheating on my mom and jacking off to gay porn multiple times a day. My mom is oblivious and my sister is too aspie to pick up on it. He knows I know a little bit. My grandpa just died, and when my grandma does I know he'll finally come out of the closet and leave us to get AIDS from a random gay guy at a strip club. He never loved my mom, he never kissed her or held her hand. They go out for lunch and whatnot but no chemistry.KILL ME I CANT TAKE THE SECRETS ANYMORE
>>27427536
she has nice tits. i'd acquit her
the only reason I want a gf is so we can have a qt daughter who will fall in love with me. but both steps in that plan are unlikely
>>27415304
Catalog looked like the guy was smelling his own foot.
inb4 muslim derail
>>27427907
Holy shit that's nuts
Proof homos are subhumans
TAKING DADDY APPLICATIONS
Please...
I'm a qt girl
>>27428008
Tell us something about yourself
Prove you're qt
>>27415678
Go to my town, half the girls I went to high school with were white trash with daddy issues. I still always see it on Facebook and we're in our early 20's.
>"LIKE this picture if your daddy broke your heart before any boy could"
>cartoon drawing of a little girl crying shared a million times
>girls posting statuses blaming their dads for their behavior because nobody was there to discipline them
>"I WANT TO FIND A HUSBAND WHO WILL BE THE FATHER I NEVER HAD!!"
Top kek
>>27428008
were you my wife's daughter? if not, then I'm not interested in silly roleplaying. may as well pretend you're a dinosaur for all it matters
>>27428017
I'm not going to post my face, but here's a bit about me:
I'm 18, I like badminton, sewing, and cooking.
>>27428082
Post height.
Tall girls can't be daughters.
>>27428082
Are you the blonde girl from Minnesota?
Are daddy issues girls really that common?
Are there any signs that give it away in the few first impressions? I have a hero complex and I thrive when there's a person whom I support emotionally and mentally for some reason
>>27427965
I don't hold a grudge against gays, I can't look at gay porn (I heard girls love it?) though because it reminds me of what my dad is probably doing/jacking off to. My grandpa once said all gays should be sent to an island and set on fire, so my mom and entire life was a cover up.
Tbqh I rather him miserably stay in the closet instead of fucking everything up when he leaves
>>27415304
I hate to not be edgy on this board, but when I hear of things like this, it genuinely makes me apprehensive to ever have a daughter.
I don't want her to grow up being sexually attracted to me, or be constantly desperate for my love and attention in a fucked up way.
I don't want to fuck up my daughter's psychological development because I was a bad father.
>>27428133
Senpai he deserves to be happy, he's your dad.
Would you invite him and his partner to your holidays and wedding though...?
>>27415304
I am not sexually attracted to my mother in any way, and I have never heard of sons being attracted to their mothers in general, and I've been on 4chan for a long while.
It seems to be exclusively a daughter-father phenomenon, why is this?
>>27428188
>I've never heard of sons being attracted to their mothers
We have countless mommy threads all the time, get the fuck out of here.
>>27428134
It's so rare for this to happen, there's a good chance it won't
>>27428188
>I have never heard of sons being attracted to their mothers in general, and I've been on 4chan for a long while.
>>27428133
You're grandpa was entirely correct fembot
>>27428184
Kill youself disgusting faggot
>>27428100
5'1
>>27428117
I'm from Nevada
>>27428211
Yeah but are you attracted to your mother now?
I'm talking to people who have their mothers present in their life.
Not people with no mothers.
>>27428235
I'm probably too young for you to bother with me
I was just wondering if you were another anon who posted before
Guess you aren't
>>27428211
>start talking to a cute guy
>add him on social media
>he's practically already dating his mom
>pictures doing stuff together
>mentions her often
>his ex gf look similar to her
>his mom is super pretty but still
I just couldn't though, too weird
>>27428235
Pretty good height for a daughterfu.
Nevada's a bit far. Good luck with your sick fetish.
>>27428304
>norman detected
Kill yourself
>>27428235
Hey I'm 19.
>>27428304
Every man ends up marrying his own mother and every woman ends up marrying her own father.
It's ingrained in us so deeply we aren't even aware of it but we're attracted to personality traits that we've grown up with
>>27428211
>>27428219
>>27428304
What actually happens is that you're 50% of your father
Chances are that you will be attracted to what your father is attracted
I'm into dark haired, kinda chubby, white womanlets
blondes do absolutely nothing for me
>>27428230
That's what my sister said too, she's my last glimmer of hope of holding the family together. Maybe he won't do it for her sake. He knows I'm spiteful so I'd kick him out, but my sister would unleash hell
>>27428400
Your sister sounds smart
gib her contact
>>27415304
/r9k/ never fails to tickle Freud's fancy. Even after he's been dead for so long, I'm sure he's having a good laugh now.Also, this is absolutely fucking disgusting, make it stop, fucking trailer trash hillbilly americans, get out.
>>27428398
>attracted to what my father is attracted to
Don't you dare
It's funny, after taking psychology class I heard girls subconsciously want guys who look like their dad. Me it was the polar opposite because I hate him. He's feminine, dark hair, somewhat short, and nerdy. I go after guys who are opposite. I will say that I'll never date a black guy, that's a little too extreme.
Trap here, i have daddy issues.
Have you ever noticed how most of the times girls get much more to her father's personality than her mom's? And vice versa for boys, I'm much more like my mom than my dad
Could someone knowledgeable about girls with daddy issues please give me some typical characteristics that they look for in a guy.
Thank you, a list would be good, I want to see if I fit, because so far all the girls that have liked me have had huge fucking daddy issues
>>27428494
So you want a tall, masculine looking man?
>>27428494
Maybe your mom never found your dad attractive in the first place
>>27427907
>jacking off to gay porn multiple times a day
give proof
>>27428446
No because she also changed her religion from Catholicism to radical Christianity but knows nothing about it. Literally only "God died on the cross for our sins because he loves us!" That's when she created her extreme hate for gays and anyone not white basically
>>27428566
Okay never mind
Prots are too much for me
>>27428545
Probably not. Looking back on pictures he looked like Freddy Mercury and my mom was a borderline Stacy who always had her hair done and grew up in a popular family. His job payed a lot so I'm not surprised if it was for his money. Funny thing is that my accidentally aunt told me recently that he used to cheat on his girlfriends.
>>27428533
Yeah but not a Chad, instead if muscular I like chubby guys. Guys who don't have white collar jobs and don't act like a faggot
>>27428506
Very tall: 6ft and over
Mature
These are the two main characteristics friend, if you fit that, well there you are
>>27415304
>tfw I want a pretty daughter
>>27428550
On the laptop the keyboard has white sticky spots and the browser history is always cleared.
Plus the second I walk in the room I can hear his rapidly clicking to minimize/close what he's doing and the sound is always turned off.
Oh and he will go in the bathroom and flush the toilet but I don't hear him peeing.
Kill me now
I'm legitimately curious about this. Like do women actually want to hop on their blood father's cocks or do they just want a guy with money and will control them in a relationship like a father? Is it a sexual attraction to the actual father or men that can be father figures or what? Does it stem from not having a good father or having too good of a father? Really confused
>>27428117
>Are you the blonde girl from Minnesota?
Kek that could be my sister
>>27428683
Never procreate.
>>27428694
post your sister then anon
>>27428692
Nothing specific to gay porn there
>>27428733
Nah, she's ugly af, has a skin disease on her face or something
I'm in love with my dad but I've already accepted defeat and that he will never love me.
>>27428792
hot af tbqhwyflmp
>>27428683
Can i be your pretty daughter if im a boy?
>>27428771
Okay she's not who I'm talking about then
The grill posted her face and was 6/10
>>27427910
Y'all watch much sicker movies than me. Whoa. Sigourney Weaver did this to Ben Kingsley in one movie...
>>27428566
What's "radical" Christianity?
>>27420363
I wish I'd noticed someone responded earlier. I didn't think the thread would live long.
>over at dad's for his birthday last year
>just the two of us, we're drinking and watching tv on his couch
>shooting the shit, he's asking if I have a boyfriend and such
>mention that there's someone I'm into
>asks about him
>try to be subtle
>he's not getting it
>decide to come on as strong as I can
>climb into his lap and try to kiss him
>pushes me off and I land on the floor
>yells at me that he's my dad and such
>tells me he thinks I should leave
>>27428692
>On the laptop the keyboard has white sticky spots
Only cleanly nerds have clean peripherals. Everyone else ranges from "clear signs of use" to "CAN'T WAKE UP."
>the browser history is always cleared
It's not uncommon for people to use the "clear when browser is closed" options. The real secret is to look for other browser profiles.
>the second I walk in the room I can hear his rapidly clicking to minimize/close what he's doing and the sound is always turned off.
Ya got me there.
>he will go in the bathroom and flush the toilet but I don't hear him peeing.
You probably don't want to know this, but guys love being creative in using the bathroom. One of those is to pee and flush at the same time.
I'd say it's likely that he's looking at some sort of porn, but going from that to being a cheating homo is a pretty big leap.
>>27428134
You're supposed to keep your penis away from your kids to prevent sexual jealousy from destroying the family... I.e. The daughter must NOT compete w/her mother... Obv.
>>27428876
Your dad did the right thing you fucking degenerate
>>27428876
Are you a qt? that's pretty hot if you aren't completely disgusting looking
>>27428876
How old were you at the time? Because I did something much cringier when I was 16
>>27428876
He's probably scarred for life now.
What made you want to do it in the first place?
>>27428901
>You're supposed to keep your penis away from your kids to prevent sexual jealousy from destroying the family
What the fuck?
Why does this need to be said?
Are their fathers going around with their dicks hanging out around their families?
>>27428378
Yep -- robot sympatjizer here... My wife's dad was abusive and I tend to yell a lot. My mom was bossy, had a big angry streak (due I thnk to bring forced as eldest daughter/l to be pseudo-mother to other siblings). My wife is bossy, angry often. Whew.
>>27415304
>tfw girl says I remind her of her father
Pretty much guaranteed poon
>>27428949
green my shit up, flam
>>27428968
If they have boys or aren't American, yes.
>>27428876
that's hot to read about
post pics pls
>>27428815
But anon you have a cock and ballsare you femenine?
i highly reccomend that all of you with daddy (or mommy) issues get them fixed or else you will die alone and miserable because no one will deal with your bullshit. people only put up with it because a cute girl looking at you while you pound her and she's begging for her daddies cum is hot as shit but when you're 35 and ugly no one is going to want to still be the pseudo parent to a grown adult and you will quickly realize that every relationship you ever had has been based only on that and not any real feelings or attraction towards the person themselves and you will be pushing 40 with the relationship experience of a 12 year old.
>>27428876
You deserved that desu
Do you have any idea how horrible it would be as a father to discover the daughter you've been raising for years is an incestuous freak? Never again will he be comfortable even complimenting you else risk you becoming even more attracted to him. Should've kept it on the down-low and just masturbated with a pair of his underwear like a normal girl.
>>27428939
I think I'm about average.
>scrawny
>pale because I work inside and never go out
>don't take care of my hair as much as I should
>>27428949
Well this was last June, so I was 24.
>>27428962
We've always been really close, and I kind of developed a daddy complex in high school. He mentioned getting lonely, and I thought that after us having had a couple drinks, he might be into getting some young pussy.
>>27428506
Can some more people answer my question please, thank you.
Specifically aimed at girls with daddy issues, what type of guy are you looking for?
>>27427910
What movie is this?
For science, of course.
>>27428506
Just treat them like a child. Almost all girls that actually had a Dad will have "Daddy issues" to some extent (ones who don't have a Dad, even, will want a sort of replacement father figure). I hate Freudian theory but it is 100% correct about Oedipus and Electra complexes.
Treat women like children and they will love you.
>>27429012
Yes originaloiicommentoii
>>27429000
>mom is gonna be out of town for the weekend, all alone with dad, this is my chance
>friday afternoon after school start setting up and preparing a romantic dinner for two
>shit's mostly ready, take a shower, dress up in some of my mom's stuff, even some of her make up
>look like her minus twenty years, everything is ready, pour two glasses of wine
>he gets home, I walk up to him seductively, "welcome home" even more seductively
>he stands there like a deer in headlights, taking a hard long look at me>he laughs his ass off>he thinks I'm pranking him>he tells me to go get changed>we eat the dinner I made while we watch some shitty Will Ferrell movie he rented
At least he let me drink the wine
>>27429196
Top fucking kek
Your dad was right laugh
>>27425868
yeah, haven't had the ovaries to tell him yet
>>27415304
I've never had a dad but I've never had the urge to have a daddy boyfriend, it just seems annoying and I don't want to be protected. However I also never had a motherly figure and I'm very maternal towards the guys I like.
>>27429146
Interesting.
Thank you, I've heard that before. I think you're right.
I've made the mistake of thinking girls are equal to me and I've talked to them like I was a "friend" or something.
All the girls I've been indifferent to and treated like children, have really liked me.
At least now I know for sure
>>27429232
If you do I hope he knocks the shit out of you
Incest is disgusting you subhuman
>>27428566
>hates gays
>hates non-whites
Yeah, I definitely want her contact details. What are they?
>>27429196
Regardless of whether this happened or not, my sides are in orbit
How the fuck did your mind develop into being sexually attracted to your dad?
How did your dad treat you throughout your life?
I genuinely cannot wrap my head around it, was your dad distant and indifferent to you?
>>27428876
That's disgusting tbqh
>>27429196
>we eat the dinner I made while we watch some shitty Will Ferrell movie he rented
peak kek
>>27429282
>/pol/ autists think someone will give out family's contact details on 4chan
>>27429050
The only times dads do things with their kids is if they're pedos. Otherwise, it's completely revolting. How were things the last time you met?
>>27429196
Was it Elf?
>>27415678
Literally every girl has daddy issues to some extent
>>27429293
The contrary, he's fucking awesome, my mom's the cunt.
The moment it went from just loving him like a daughter to actually lusting for him was a night I spied on them fucking in the shower when I was 14. He was really giving it to her, I couldn't help but to feel how she didn't deserve him and that I should be on her spot. I still feel that way.
>>27429359
Just very awkward. Neither of us brought it up but it was kind of hanging in the air, so to speak.
>>27429077
dad bod.jpg
>>27429196
>Will Ferrell
You dodged a bullet +bh
>>27429239
>I've made the mistake of thinking girls are equal
Congrats, you're no longer a beta.
>>27429328
>taking the post seriously
And I'm the autist? Oh, that's rich, friend.
>>27429380
Good God you sound like a movie villain.
You girls really have some issues, and it's giving me a boner.
>>27429380
Yeah
alright you can cut the crap out, that's a nice fanfic tho
>>27429380
No you're the cunt
You're trying to ruin your parents marriage to fuck your father you fucking scum
>>27429438
>implying you wouldn't dump your old hag of a wife for some loving jailbait
>>27425665
"then i will be free on the inside" ya until i get out, track you down, and fucking slaughter you you rotten cunt. even at 11 this cunt knew what to do to ruin a mans life. and of course the woman prosecutor refused to press chargers.
>>27429475
No I wouldn't because I'm not a degenerate sandnigger
I'd say I'm pretty over it, but I used to be really confused as a teen when I'd get butterflies in my stomach and hot down there when he'd touch me. I used to pretend to fall asleep in the living room, so he'd carry me to bed and tuck me in
>>27429438
>actually buying it
>>27415304
>daddy issues
>being a literal whore
Nope. If anything I have mommy issues. If a hygenic female in her 20s wanted to start a relationship I would do It. I respond very well to other people caring for me. I've tried with most of my female teachers and a female internet meetup. Didn't get further than cuddling but we drifted apart.
Incest is disgusting. Fucking degenerates.
>>27429510
Dykes are just as degenerate
>>27429475
You know you're destined to become your mother, right?
I wouldn't even be surprised if she was bitter because she couldn't fuck her own dad and had to settle for yours.
>>27429510
YIKE YIKE CUNT DYKE
>>27429544
one generation of incest may be fine, but after that you're really asking for weird deformities
i do have daddy issues, but i'd never want to fuck my actual dad, that's gross. i just want an older guy to be my nurturing but strict bf
>>27427907
ungrateful fool.
>>27429380
I hate how on 4chan I can't tell whether something is real, or just a fanfic of a degenerate person
>>27429623
>faggot detected
Kill yourself
>>27429617
You kill yourself too human trash
>>27429648
Just pretend it's real and live in the fantasy land like everyone else.
Sometimes it actually does end up being real, which is even better.
>>27429510
kek
>being a lesbian and thinking you are relevant to this discussion
Are you mentally slow?
Of course you wouldn't want to fuck your dad you idiot
>>27429419
>movie villain
kek, one of my favorite movies is Orphan, gotta admire how proactive Esther is. Makes you wish they had actually filmed the alternate ending where they end up together.I have watched it several time with him to see if he got the hint, no luck so far.
>>27429438
If their marriage fails it falls entirely on her, not me. I waited years for her to fuck it up, cheat on him, leave him, or something so I could make my move but no luck.
She turns into a waifu in his presence, how am I supposed to compete?
>>27429701
Kill yourself you stupid piece of shit
Your mom and dad should have aborted you
>>27429648
it was believable even tho it was ripping off The Orlhan
But when it started to rip off Milftoon comics just swaping the genders it got ruined
>>27429542
>>27429554
>>27429675
I'm actually heterosexual. But you dick sucking slags would feel threatened if anyone were to point out your degeneracy. I didn't imply having sexual relations with women either.
Fuck off roastie cunts.
>>27429701
This is so hot I wish I was your daddy and could fuck the living shit out of you for days
>>27429770
Kill yourself faggot
Hope you get shot and she does too
>>27429407
You might be able to make things better by saying you were drunk and lonely, you weren't thinking right. Keep the focus on yourself. Don't hint towards any kind of sexual motive. It doesn't seem like he's concluded that you have the hots for him.
>>27429617
How much older?
>>27429701
>posting cropped porn
>not posting the uncropped version
>>27429808
I think it might be too late for that. I'll probably just try to find an older guy who is willing to pretend to be my daddy in bed.
I dont speak for every girl who has daddy issues, but for me and liking older guys its like this:
-the guy has his shit together
first and foremost, you get enough guys who "dont know what they want out of life" or "I'm figuring myself out". That shit is a nail in the coffin. I dont even mean you need a high paying job though it does help enormously. But theyre living on their own, working and are pretty much stable.
-they know where to toe the line.
Dad's job is to help discipline, and before we jump to "I want to be spanked by daddy" I mean like, he will tell you to knock off your fucking tantrum cause youre not going to get what you want unless you earn it in a firm but gentle way. Dad had to earn his way, so do you.
theres more but those are two big things I feel when it comes to it.
>>27429879
about 10-20 years older than me maybe
>>27429944
kek
so you want to leech off a rich guy?
don't mask your parasitic nature by claiming you have daddy issues
you are a lazy whore
i bet you'd expect this all of this, and yet you have in comparison nothing to offer at all, apart from your vagina of course
>>27428398
>Chances are that you will be attracted to what your father is attracted
My dad likes short, chubby girls while I like em' tall.
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>>27429944
You just kind of seem normal to me.
You just don't want to date a loser and you want to date someone who isn't a literal sadist.
>>27429944
That has nothing to do with daddy issues you retard.
You simply want a mentally mature guy who will help you with your post-teenage complexes like every normie
Nope, never said that.
I have no issue working and do. But I am not going to support some guy whose flip flopping his way through life, no one should guy or girl.
Though youre not wrong you will get girls who like and want a guy who can pay for everything and are happy to fucking leech
expect? from essentially what boils down to a fetish or sexual fantasy? No, only an idiot would
>>27430007
>you have in comparison nothing to offer at all, apart from your vagina
Sounds like you want a man, man.
>>27430099
>doesn't write like a girl
>can't even reply to posts properly
Just go already
>>27430117
epic picture dude, but it doesn't apply at all to what I'm saying.
I just don't want a girl to leech off me, I want to her to have something to offer other than having a pussy.
For example, having a decent job, being a good person e.t.c
(You were just looking for a reason to post that picture weren't you?)you failed
>>27429944
Fuck you disgusting shit
Get off /r9k/ roastie whore
>>27430099
why are you talking to yourself?
Why are girls typically so fucking retarded?
It's not hard to reply to someone
>>27430033
...What kind of women does the milkman like?
>>27430187
Are you the same guy from the depression thread?
Girls aren't supposed to offer anything. YOU are the one carrying THEM. They don't do anything IN RETURN to you, that's beta >>27429239
Did slaves pick cotton all by themselves or were they whipped into shape?
>>27429719
Fun-fact: After me they weren't ever able to have more kids, she blames me for this.
>>27429770
I'd love to spend an entire weekend with him, never leaving the bed.
>>27429928
Why would anyone ever permanently save full-on porn?
>>27431164
Have you ever tried sabotaging your mom?
>>27431226
Other than shit-talk her in front of him, no.
Any ideas?
>>27431164
>I'd love to spend an entire weekend with him, never leaving the bed.
Location?
>>27428876
Are you the korean girl that posted one time on /v/ about wanting her dad?
>>27431434
no, this one>>27429196 is
originalion
>>27431276
I really can't think of anything that could actually work. Maybe letting him "catch" you coming out of a shower. Leaving lingerie around. Talk about how much you would have really liked having a sister. It has to be very subtle so he won't think you're just pulling his leg.
>Nobody posting good daddy daughter stuff
wewhttps://www.literotica.com/s/tastes-like-candy-ch-01https://www.literotica.com/s/out-of-your-systems
>>27432000
Oh, that? I do that shit all the time when I go over to visit them, he never takes the hint. Maybe that's the problem, being too subtle.
>>27432092
>18 year old daughter stories
wow how tame and safe
>>27432148
Sorry senpai I don't know story sites that don't require you to mention them as legalDo you know any?
>>27432190
I used to read some when I was like 15, but I'm sure they've all been v& by now. Its why erotic literature just doesn't do anything for me anymore. It needs to be truly taboo and deviant, since its just a story it may as well push all the limits
>>27432104
How is he reacting to it?
I think the furthest you can get without crossing the line would be sleeping together or having him catch old'n young porn on your pc when you're out of the room.
>>27429380
You blew it right there. I was enjoying myself till this point but I just can't take this fanfic shit seriously
>>27432225
He's oblivious, thinks it's just me being kooky or weird. Or he's playing dumb.
>sleeping together
I actually pulled that off last year, convinced him to take a quick nap with me in my bed after he brough me breakfast in bed. Spooning, got to rub my butt against his junk, got to feel it and he even got a bit hard.
>>27432422
Okay, he's definitely playing dumb. You might as well go for it. It'll make taking mom out of the picture easier, too. Having a direct competition with her might not be the best idea for now, since crossing a physical line is much easier than crossing a moral one. He'd rather cheat than get a divorce.
As if I already didn't have enough reasons to kill myself.
>>27432784
Daddy issues can't be that bad.
>>27428289
When did you see the girl from MN post? Did she post a picture?
>>27432890
I don't have daddy issues. I'm saying that women who do make life less valuable for us. It's so shallow and useless. I don't even speak to my parents and live far away.
>>27428824
Link? Or something I can use to find it in the archives.
>>27432962
Based Japs make life a little more living. If I wasn't white or if I had billions of other people look like me, all the pressure would melt away and I could die happy no matter what. Instead it's the exact opposite
>>27432955
>make life less valuable
How so?
So the half corean half white girl is here? She should make a trip or something so that it's easier to find progress on her quest to fuck her dad
>>27434369
Self-incrimination is against the Fifth Amendment.
>knowing your dad
stacies please get out
>>27433163
I think she means that lusting after some incestuous dick is no better than the slutty ''hookup culture'' cock carousel girls. Both types are the death of western civilisation because they don't form stable families
Jesus christ. I'm fine with pretty much any other meme reputation that 4chan will make up about women but the absolute last thing I want people thinking about me is that I could ever be into my own father.
>>27435239
You sound like a good person femanon
I imagine most girls with daddy fetishes aren't actually attracted to their own fathers, they just like the idea of roleplaying it with other guys.
I have a mommy fetish but I have zero attraction towards my own mother.
>>27435239
what fetishes do you have femanon
>>27415304
it's like reverse frued
>>27435281
No Freud talked about this too
He called it an Elektra Complex
>>27435253
I do my best, thanks
>>27435276
Not many. Crossdressing (me as a boy or boys as girls) and romantic bullshit mainly.
>>27435328
>Crossdressing (me as a boy
Are you a reverse trap?pls say yes
>>27418305
Im 6,3 and hes much shorter I dont see why it matters
>>27435335
Yeah but not as much the last few years compared to when I was a teenager. Going out in drag isn't really sexual though, it only gets that way for certain scenarios. I just like doing it.
>>27435366
I just think girls dressed like boys are cute :3
>>27429648
My boner doesn't give a fuck
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>>27428117
Are you the guy with the lizard?
>>27436190
>8 hours later
Yes actually
>>27432750
stop it you fucking degenerate
>>27428235
How old are you? blocxx
I've never had daddy issues explained to me.
Is it just being attracted to features of your dad? Because I have mommy issues then. Oneitis is a replica of mom down to the hair, it's just a different color.
>>27436784
>>27435239
>"The sexual wishes in regard to the father become more intense and the mother is perceived as an obstacle to the; this gives rise to the Electra complex."
-Sigmund Freud
It's an observation that has been made. And its been scientifically proven that girls are attracted to most features they fathers have.
>Girls are practically animals
>>27415304
OP ur a weirdy
>I suspect my niece (my 1/2 sister's 15 yr old furry loving somewhat dumb girl) is in love with her father, who's divorced from her mom and served lots of years in jail for something no one will talk about
>feel bad for her, she's well n truly fucked in the head, but she's a nice kid
Somebody find that girl who forced her father into sex and ended up having his baby. That was a good thread, this is a good post, good golly all around.
>>27436868
It was Jung who turned Oedipus around to make Electra, Freud never mentioned it
>>27437072
Whatever. I just took a quote on the Oedipus and made it Electra because I didn't want to read through more books just to make a post.
Point still remains.
>>27436868
Freud was a retard trying to explain away sexual abuse with his dumbass theories, it makes evolutionary sense for both males and females to look for traits in their parents in their partners since clearly their parents were successful in mating and raising a child.
>>27437099
>it makes evolutionary sense for both males and females to look for traits in their parents in their partners since clearly their parents were successful in mating and raising a child.
Yeah. So what should limit this attraction to non-relatives?
>explain away sexual abuse with his dumbass theories
Can't quite remember where this is. I hope you're not saying this is relevant here.
>>27437099
>evolutionary psych is better that Freud
wew lad better sit down before you hurt yerself...
>>27435225
>the death of western civilisation
Oh look, it's this guy again.
>>27428008
Are you still here? Let's trade our lists of requirements.
>>27436887
molestation, bro
>read this thread
>get a boner
>fap
>quickly get bored of imagining a girl saying daddy in bed and just finish to vanilla fantasies
My degeneracy levels are decreasing
