1) You have a bed
2) You have two arms and two legs
3) You're literate
4) You don't live in a sub Saharian African shithole torn by civil war and poverty
5) You have internet
6) You have access to clean water and food
Please continue.
Oh boy it's the "let people have it worse just suk it up" meme
Kill yourself
>7) k-on exists
>it's a fallacy of relative privation episode
>>27414968
heroin is pretty good
also cuddling with a dog
8?) You will die some day
XXX) You live in America, where instead of being able to afford mental health care or deal with your student debt, you can get a gun really easily and kill yourself with it
>>27414968
I don't have a bed, fuck you OP
>>27414968
you're breathing
if you are breathing there is more right with you than wrong
>>27415071
This, I sleep on a cum-and-sweat-and-dirt stained bed that smells like ass and stabs me with springs every night.
>>27415153
*mattress
Not bed, I sleep on a shitty mattress on the floor of my bedroom.
>>27415043
or, alternatively, you can be free of debt but can't get a job so you still have no money to do anything including afford health care.I may be broke but at least my finances aren't in the red
9) The summer is almost here
>>27415167
>>27415153
Boo hoo your luxury item isn't top of the line
Try living in Africa and having to deal with actual problems
>>27415167
>>27415153
>>27415071
my bedless brethren
>>27414968
Ever notice how the list of reasons to be miserable is always at least 50x longer than the happy list?
Life is shit, m8.
>>27415197
If I lived in Africa I wouldn't even know how fucking awful my life was, cumstain.
>hurdur you can't be unhappy if someone has it worse than you
>>27415247
>t. White person in America who complains about how good his life is
>>27415191
unless you're australian, in which case its nearly over.
>>27415322
>white person in America
oh boy here we go
>>27415322
>I come to /r9k/ to assure myself of my moral and healthy thought patterns and think it's impossible for anyone else to feel bad unless they are an armless, legless nigger-nugget being dragged around the jungles of Africa by a chimp that uses said nugget as a rape blanket
Just eat a dick, faggotmaster.
>>27414968
>Out of all the sad empty life forms with no purpose we are blessed with conscious thought
>Life is only as meaningless as you make it.
>>27414968
I don't have a bed, I sleep on a futon like our superior Nipponese masters
>>27415391
>rape blanket
kek
>people have it worse than you so you must be happy
>people have it better than you so you must be sad
>tfw not bill gates
Yeah, yeah I'm grateful I can live with a roof over my head to experience all the rest of the negative shit at the same time.
>>27415791
OP here. This is some dank logic that I didn't realize until just now from your post. I'm sorry i was such a huge retarded cock gobbling faggot cucklord. It all makes sense now. people having better conditions than me in other places around the world doesn't mean that I can't have issues. Wow! Even Bill Gates might have a few problems. How was I so retarded before?! As of now I am going to stop eating dicks. Thanks.
7) you were born at the top of the food chain, you are nothing's food (unless you live in australia)
8) you dont have any major genetic disease that killed you when you were 10 or 20
9) you speak english. you can talk to anyone anywhere in the world
p.s.
4.2) you dont live in an extremely repressed and dictatorial country like north korea, cuba, colombia, the middle east
