>18 years old
end my suffering
At least you don't look prepubescent like a lot of modern 18 year olds
I looked like 15 year old when I was 18. At least now at 26 I can grow a beard to cover up my babbyface.
>>27413699
You look like you're in your mid 30s
>Get neater haircut
>shave beard since it looks more like pubes tbqh lad
>lift and become chad
Fuck off chad
>>27413699
no way you're not getting off the hook you fucking piece of shit
for REAL robots you should take the perfectly good chassis you were born with and turn it into at least into a mustang or camaro if not a ferarri
unless you are missing fingers or legs or a cock or something not in the picture
or you have tiny baby penis even erect... then i'm sorry and i understand
>>27413699
What will you look like in your 30s, holy fuck.
>>27413699
how the fuck is that even possible?
you look like you are 40
>>27413766
A high hairline, sleep deprivation, and lots and lots of sorrow.
>>27413699
>18
that's physiologically impossible
>>27413699
SAM
HYDE
WORLD
PRIDE
>>27413699
Breh really,shave your beard,get a decent hairgut,maybe even go full 5mm buzzcut or sth. You are not a hopeless case. Maybe get fit, things will get better,but you need to work on your looks
>>27413699
>18 years old
>already looks older than me, 23
how do you do it?
>>27413699
I'm so sorry OP you look about 30
Also 18, opposite problem though
>>27413699
> dont smoke
> dont drink
> sleep more
> stop stressing
> always wear sunscreen
> eat lots of fruit and veggies
> eat fish
> drink lots of water
> get a better haircut
> skincare routine
> shave your fucking face
I'm 31, a girl, and white and people's jaws drop when they know my age. They usually think I'm 18-22
>>27414778
Chad material
>>27413699
I'm 19 and I've been told I have the body of a 12 year old and the face of a 40 year old
>tfw they're right
>>27414778
At 18 you're still a fucking child. Dumbass.
top kek man you look 28 minimum
>tfw you look like a slav
If you're 18 - 19 and havent been on this website for at least 6 years do us all a favor and put a shotgun in your mouth and shoot it
>>27414909
Literally Chad
You look like this super Christian asshole named Eric I know, fuck you Eric if this is you.
>>27413699
>>27414778
I am 20 and look much better than you both. How can you fuck up so bad? Jesus christ you look hideous as fuck.
>>27414957
the second guy only has bad hair and face fat
he's still bound to get girls because muh blue eyes
>>27414912
Baby go home.
>>27414940
>chad
top kek, studying stem and having no life while living with a girlfriend is the opposite of chad
and im not this Eric guy but i'll let him know
>>27415007
>girlfriend
exactly
>>27413699
I'm sorry you got your dick cut off, Leon Greyjoy.
>>27413699
What's it like not having a dick?
>>27414909
i wanna punch your faggot face so bad
>>27413699
bro, your early 30's shut up,
>if your actually 18 go pull some milf pussy, i found 26+ pussy is fairly easy, and really good too,
milf pussy loves hard pounding too, nothing like virgin, its great :)
>>27415660
but why? i could probably kick your ass
there's no need for violence <3
>>27415720
>i could probably kick your ass
lol you look 5'8 max and one of those clowns that goes to the gym for a year and thinks he is strong
i bet i could put you in coma in under 10 seconds
>>27415877
>being this mad
you sound pretty pathetic tbqh
>>27415877
lelele i'm 6'3 you idiota, been lifting 3 years and a black belt in BJJ
>>27415927
>bjj
black junk jerking?
you do look like a fag i guess it's tough to lift those big black cocks in and out of your mouth and ass for 3 years
>>27413699
You look like this guy.
(senpai)
>>27416030
>black junk jerking?
obliterated
>>27416030
salty af
basement dweller detected
>>27416216
don't you have a black junk to jerk faggot face
>>27416259
i hope one day you'll feel better about yourself and wont have the need to try to annoy people online, its pathetic. do something to improve yourself and i'm sure it'll be better little one
Ruin my day
>>27416332
Don't you have some sweaty guy's crotch to sniff?
Enjoy trying to pull guard and scoot toward someone in a street fight while his friends are kicking you
>>27416348
You're not bad looking at all anon, have you tried smiling?
>>27414818
Aren't you worried about the mercury in fish?
How much do you eat it?
>>27416348
how selfconscious are you about your dragging gargoyle chin?
>>27416348
You look like an ogre.
>>27416348
you look like lurch i bet you are slow and stupid as well as ugly
>>27416361
but anon, you dont have any friends
>>27416332
so your black bull calls you little one because you have micropenis?
pls gtfo faggot you disgust me
>>27416472
you don't even know me, how can one picture of someone you don't even know cause you so much anger ?
give me contact info if you're such a badass then
>>27416504
can you get cancer and die already you facebook nigger dick stroker
>>27415085
i find Alfie Allen attractive even tho he is objectively ugly.
>>27416550
he is not ugly what the fuck is wrong with you
>Humans still think they are all age according to their arbitrary government made gates.
>Humans still think they all age at exactly the same speed and rate.
>Implying it's not an overall average and this is why some people live to 90 and some to 60, their 90 is your 60.
>Implying OP isn't about 24 biologically because he ages fast.
>Implying some people in college right now aren't still 13-14 biologically and act accordingly.
I want the artificial 'we all age the same for tax purposes' meme to end.
>>27416550
He's distinguished in his looks without being truly ugly, it's weird, I blame Britain.
>>27414909
change your look stop wearing fucking wifebeaters, I'm actually slav and so many slav faggots where that fucking shit, stop
>>27414909
You're far too tan to be slav.
>>27416602
Yeah, because governments were the ones that forced us to measure things in time, right? Fuck off.
Can someone shop me into that pic with donald duck and the cyanide monkey
>>27416348
CHAD GET OUT
REEEERRRRERERRERREE
>>27416811
Forgot pick
>>27416602
>>Implying it's not an overall average and this is why some people live to 90 and some to 60, their 90 is your 60.
you are so fucking stupid it's amazing
>>27416811
>>27416844
Witnessed those dubs
>>27413699Where did you find this photo.Delete it.
>>27416775
>>27416846
>falling for the age meme
>we all age at exactly the same speed, in exactly the same way.
>>27413820
sam hyde fucked a tranny
>>27416979
Yes, fucktard, we do age the same. The same way you don't have a cat living a month and a cat living 900 years. Maybe it's hard for a fucking retard to comprehend that but humans do live in mostly the same age bracket.
Try not being a fucking moron.
>>27417007
>biology operates like a video game
>>27417007
>peoples bodies, seperated by massive seas of difference in genetics, qualities of life, stress levels, upbringings, economic backgrounds all age at exactly the same time. Their cells all reproducing at the exact same moment or day together, so all people live to the exact same age, always. - you
>OP at 40
>>27417042
..Does he really look that bad?
>>27417042
more like everyone on /r9k/ at 40 xD
>>27416997
i would fuck a tranny too they seem better than women nowdays
>>27417090
>i would fuck a tranny
Would you?
>>27417060
He very clearly aged much faster than the average 18 year old.
>>27413699
nigga yu 40
>>27417154
yes, if it wasn't old and ugly like this one, that's not even a tranny more like an old man crossdressing
>>27417175
I guess.
So, you should need to have more facial hair at that point either?
Is the mustachio'd fencer male look still in?
>>27417216
haha, he's not even trying.
Round two.
You tread a dangerous game.
Or is it water?
>>27417245
i don't know what you are trying to do here but this one looks pretty qt, would smash
>>27416348
You're handsome but you have eyes that remind me of Elliot Rodger senpai
>>27413699
> 18 years old
Once.
>>27417282
Dunno man, you sure?
Shits risky business.
You could be in and one second and out the other.
Not a fun game.
>tfw can't attract any tier of women
>qt girl at work tells me i look like a twilight vampire
>ask her what she means by this
>tells me it means she thinks im attractive
>ok
>new guy gets hired
>gets her number, etc on first day
>she invited him to a party last night
i think the key to all of this is having social media
>>27413699
hi m8, this is my 18th birthday. It was 2 boring and I have made some photos. We are doomed.
What's your problem? Nobody takes young guys seriously because most look like a big children. Every survey done on chicks say they find dudes around 30 the most attractive. Get a decent haircut that's from this century and you're good.
>>27417405
why do crossdressing gay men in tinder set their preferences to wanting to fuck heterosexual men
>>27413699
I'm 18 too any people often mistake me for a 14 year old. I'd rather be in your position, to be quite honest with you family.
>>27418522
>>27418555
who knows, m8o.
So confusing I picked sandwiches on a capcha for soft drinks.
>>27414778
Whoa you're cute. Be my bf!
>>27415692
>milf pussy loves hard pounding too, nothing like virgin, its great :)
wut
>>27418522
It's a very common fantasy in the gay community to want to deflower straight guys, kind of like how a lot of straight guys want to deflower lesbians
I'm 27 and don't look a day over 15.
My grandparents on both paternal and maternal side all lived past 90.
I hope some day I get the courage to end it before I'm stuck on this planet that long.
>>27413699
Don't be phased by all these doughy basement dwellers OP
You look normal for your age. Your skin is fresh as fuck. You have really nice young-looking skin.
I'm 22 and I look way older than you.
Ignore the basement dwellers on this board. Most of the people here are underage unfortunately
>>27413699
>94 replies
>not ONE person calling OP reek
jfc guys
>>27414778
You're cute bb <333
