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>"Don't worry, honey, you're 6 inch dick is fine"
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>haha size doesnt matter anon!
>oh chad? yeah his dick is huge
>it was just a coincidence that i had sex with him even after we had broken up
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This is why you shouldn't date whores, there is a higher chance they have taken a cock like this and wouldn't be fully happy no matter what she tells you or the mental gymnastics they perform.

Also girls will always say you're the biggest they had, they know how the truth could ruin the relationship.
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>>27413640
>Mfw girlfriend told me she was so happy when she first laid her eyes on my cock and it was bigger than her ex's.
No doubt she told him it was absolutely fine
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You guys are absolutely terrified of being cucked, aren't you? Why is this such a widespread r9k issue?
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>last thread was 5
>this one is 6
>next will be 7

kek
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>>27413713
We're the ones most likely to have it happen to
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>>27413713
Because cucks are even worse than sjw
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>>27413640
i am about 6.5 x 5.5 and this dick doesn't really look much bigger so i guess it's really okay thanks OP
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What the source? Reverse image search only returns this loop: http://imgur.com/C49drUY
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>>27413709
She's probably gonna say the same thing about her next bf
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It is never enough.
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>>27413791
bella skye the deep end
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>>27413713
It's probably because this board is so damn easy to troll nowadays. Several dick size, race, height, looks, and other bait threads could be up at the same time, 50% of the catalog could consist of bait, and still every single thread will have dozens if not hundreds of posters replying, taking the bait, shitposting, trolling along (ironically or otherwise), and whatnot with only a very few people saging. And the saddest thing is that oftentimes the bait is not even of decent quality anymore as even the shittiest bait gets responses just fine.
I honestly feel bad for the people who actually fall for it though, the ones who develop insecurities over it.
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>>27413827
yep its something she says to all bfs. she is obviously hoping you will have a 9" dong but no one ever does
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All of R9k can't possibly have small dicks. Show yourselves big dicks
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>>27413989
Having a larger than average dick is not useful for anything other than a confidence boost.

I've only had one gf but we could only have sex once a week due to her soreness. We couldn't have sex for very long because it would just hurt her too much to go for more than 20 min. She would actually bleed if we went too long or too hard.

I guess if you have the charm and looks to fuck a lot of women, it doesn't matter but for people who just have a big dick, it's more of a curse than a gift.
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>>27414135
hilarious troll you retard. there are tons of women that will fuck a guy JUST because he has a big dick
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>>27414154
Mostly roasties that have already been drilled into a bat cave-tier puss
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>>27414135
Ya fuck off you cock. Try having a 4 inch hard peter.
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It doesn't matter how big your penis is, I'll never get off from penetration anyway. You could have a 2 inch penis it literally doesn't effect me.
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>>27414263
Only daddies love and attention could satisfy you.
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>>27414263
The only thing worse than a small penis is a broken vagina.
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>>27414289
I'm not into corpses.
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>>27414263
I want a gf who doesnt want to get penetrated. I just want to suck on some nipples while getting a handjob. regular sex is just smelly, gross and tiring and its not like I can feel anything with a condom on anyways
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>>27414154
I see you don't actually know any women
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>"Don't worry, honey, you're 6 inch dick is fine"
The dick in OPs pic looks like 6 inches, 7 at most

Also, quotation marks on a >, c'mon
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>>27414342
i know enough women to know they are all size queens
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>>27413640
>not BBC
disgusting.
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Most women have spent years shoving footlong dildos up their cunts anyway. Even Chad's 9-incher seems small to them.
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>>27413640
I'm sweating just looking at the picture

Anyone got source?
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>>27414519
bella skye in the deep end
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>>27413640
>>27413640
If I have a 5 inch length, 5 inch girth dry cut penis will I ever be able to satisfy a woman
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>>27414234
THIS I have a 3.5 inch erect penis I want to kill myself.
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>>27414542
nope.

you can always let her cuckold you since she will do that anyways
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>>27413736
You have to get a girlfriend first.
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>>27414533
T-thank you, Anon

This is an origonal comment, Moot, pls
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>>27413640
Every girl i've been with (more than once) had to stretch their pussy to accommodate my dick

Ruined those sluts for the next guy
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>>27414542
Your girth is well above average, and your length is pretty much perfectly on average. You absolutely can have sex that's good for both partners with that.

Don't listen to the people on /r9k/ that go from "Wahh, I'm a virgin, no-one will ever love me" to "Yeah I've had sex with 8 women and I'm a sex expert" the next one.
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>>27414551
Probably should, unless you want to be on a freakshow, or get a sex change
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>make fun of 6 incher
>posts pic of dic using camera trickery to look bigger than 7"
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daylight savings time
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>>27414601
Doing God's work my good man.
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>>27414653
and everyone is obviously honest.

if you take -1 inch on every answer you get something close to the real thing.
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>>27414653
>tfw below average, even on a website where most people are betas

JUST
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>>27414687
Really surprising he got such a nice curve, though. Leads me to believe that most people are being honest or only cheating a little bit, and there's a lot of self-selection at work.
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>>27413640
That doesn't make any sense. A guy with 6 inch dick shouldn't be worried about size because it's a very okay size.
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>>27414716
look at how many admitted to being 5". compare that to 7".

they are lying.
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Mine is around 6.50, but I'm still a kissless virgin. And the fact that I'm a grower and not a shower doesn't help either. Anyway, no girl has ever seen my dick anyway.
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>>27414727
dude being okay is so hot. i bet all the girls line up to fuck the guy with the okay dick
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>>27414687
>hundreds of people systematically lie about an inch
Sure everyone measures differently and rounds up, but there is no reason to believe a large fraction of the sample lies on an anonymous vote.

As a remark, I made that survey around this time, i.e. you get mostly central Europan voters and the European average is above the American one.

>>27414707
Technically speaking, 50% of the population is below average. (I always like to say "think of how retarded the average person is, and now realize that half of the population is even more stupid.")

Anyway, I'm 6.5 and hit cervix with every other girl. I'd say it mostly matters for the guys ego. And there are huge internet surveys (and disputed theories that go with it) that show that a lot of straight guys are into traps and even much more straight guys love seeing cock in porn, and especially big ones like pic related.
That is, similar to seeing female legs, males get sexually aroused if they see cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
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>>27414763
>>27414763
Listen, does a girl need to be angelina jolie for you to enjoy being with and content being with ? For MOST girls, uber-enjoyment is not a must. The penis can be okay, but if the person is amazing, the sex can be amazing. You're a beta, i shouldn't take advice about women from you
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I used to have a 7in dick and I ruined a marriage and got one girl to fuck me whenever I wanted regardless of who she was with.

My dick is only like 5 when hard now. My old bf had a small dick maybe 4 inches about a finger and a half girth. I was able to get off but it was really hard. Also the punishment feeling isn't there. The intimidation factor isn't there. I'd feel dirty having sex with them, like I slept with a wretch.

My current bf has a 2.5girth dick that doesn't even fit in a paper towel roll. I have a seadragon that's like his widthv at the knot and food in the paper towel roll. The dildo makes me feel full. He made me try and sit on it and play video games but it hurt so fucking bad. It takes like three days to not be broken from the dildo. I have no Fucking idea how we are supposed to have sex if the dildo is so painful. Really really looking forward to be choked with his dick though.
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>>27414744
I'm contending that it's more an issue of self-selection, with just a bit of fudging ("nearest half-inch"), and relatively few people outright lying. I have no doubt that the real average for the population is closer to 5.5".
If everyone was memeing, I'd expect to see a asymmetrical distribution with a huge number of people around 7.5" and 8", with an average of about 7.0" or 7.5". 6.0" or 6.5" is bigger than average, but not meme-worthy.
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>>27414932
how the fuck do you lose 2 inches? thats not even possible
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>>27414916
that is just bullshit people say to make themselves feel better.

unless you got a big dick you are absolutely worthless to women.
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>>27414965
that fag probably got really fat. that's what normies get.
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>>27414947
what i mean is that everyone adds to their size by rounding up.

many that say 5" are really 4.3". many that say 7" are really 6.8" and you will obviously have some meme answers like 9" and shit.

you cant make surveys on dick sizes. either people lie about their size or evryone with small dicks wont say anything or wont agree to be measured
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>>27414965
>>27414983
Hormones. I try to get horny and hard as much as possible to simulate a normal dick and get off at least twice a day but its still shrunk a bunch.
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>>27413640
I dated a 'Chad' with a big dick, but hey he was a jerk, so...
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>>27415094
the fact that he was a jerk made you cum even harder roastie/fag slut
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>>27414429

>Tfw
>A measly 5'5 inches
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>>27415073
that's interesting.

why are you on hormones and why has it shrunk your penis?
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>>27414916

Angelina Jolie is ugly as fuck and 40 years old now. There's new girls out

Barbara Palvin or something jesus.
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>>27414887
>That is, similar to seeing female legs, males get sexually aroused if they see cock
That's probably a vestige of an ancient gang rape instinct. Nothing gay about it.
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>>27413640
That guys dick is 6.5, 7 at most. Bella Skye is a midget.
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My first (and only) boyfriend was smaller than average and I thought sex with him was lovely. It felt really good and I think anything bigger would have hurt my parts.

We broke up and I'm now celibate, but it was a nice experience. I miss him.
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>>27415252
as a girl, do you find it intriguing how most men (usually after being exposed to porn), have serious image issues about their penis size?
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>>27415252
>We broke up and I'm now celibate
OTTAWA
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>>27415291
I do find it intriguing. Body image issues affect a lot of people, there must be some way to fix it.

>>27415294
Florida
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>>27415390
what do you look for in a guy in general?
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>>27415390
prove you're real
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>>27415390
Post your pseudopenis so we know you're a real girl.
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>>27415291
I believe that 80% of girls are like you and no one will ever make me think otherwise
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>>27415252
>and I thought sex with him was lovely.

That's good for you desu. Also, you still can experience hot sex with a stud (the type of sex nobody would describe as "lovely")
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>>27415252
>lovely
Oh dear. If you have to describe the sex as "lovely" then it clearly wasn't that good and never led to orgasms.
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>>27415401
Aesthetically I usually myself most attracted to dark haired white guys but I also like Japanese and Korean men. I like feminine features like thick eyelashes, nice skin, delicate bone structure. Examples of celebrity crushes are Tom Hiddleston and Thomas Brodie Sangster.

Personality wise I like kindness, frugality, interest in books and nature.

>>27415443
The thought of posting nudes grosses me out
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>tfw average size penis
>tfw gf had some other bfs in the past
>tfw gf knew about this before we officially got in a relationship
I think I'll be fine.
It's not for my money either as I'm a poorfag, have no excessive social status, and only really have my personality as selling point.

It's still surprising how easy some people fall for these bait threads, makes me wonder what caused them to be so adamant in their insecurities and convictions formed around it.
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>>27413640
I have a 6 inch long and 4.7 inch circumference dick, gf often complains it's too big.

She said as long as its 4.5 it really doesn't fucking matter.
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>>27415584
its very kind of her to lie to you like that
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>>27415252
Thank you for existing in life ! I wish you a very happy and great life
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>>27415607
How come you know about girls more than girls do ?
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>>27415584
4.5 in length or girth ?
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>>27415252
Yep. My first bf was kinda small but sex was always enjoyable with him.
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>>27415628
Girls don't know shit about what they like and they lie all the time.
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>>27415628
She is lying to you because she likes you.
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>>27415664
>she likes me
That's even better.
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>>27415670
She will like you until she finds a chad and then suddenly you are human garbage to her.

enjoy:)
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>caring about penis size

Fucking normies everywhere
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6 inches here. the only gf i ever had left me for a big dick nigger.
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>>27414887
>Technically speaking, 50% of the population is below average.

Technically, you're confusing average and median. If you have Tyrone with 9 inch cock and 9 chinks with 3 inch each, then your average is 3.6 and 90% of this "population" is below average. You would need perfect Gaussian distribution.
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>>27415652
So men know more about what girls like ? Do you know like what they should wear, what brand of chapstick is goat tier, what brand of stilletos is good ? You'll never change me, you beta cuck. You don't even go outside, how are you supposed to know about girls ?
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>>27415584
Thats nice ofnher tontry and keep you happy by telling you a lie MY SIDES senpai, how many cocks has she took? I can tell you they were bigger then yours
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>>27415682
Okay. Well, again, you're a betacuck so i don't think i should take you seriously. You're just angry about life in general.
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Listen the fuck up senpai even GAY MEN prefer bigger dicks, so if men fucking men want a bigger cock guess what WOMEN do too
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>don't worry honey your loose pussy is fine
same thing.
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>>27415541
You don't have any other choice but to be fine, she knows and you know she has fucked a 8" hunk of cock and loved it, shes settling with you
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>>27415710
Men are shallow, women are not
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>>27415710
Have you ever been fucked up the ass? A huge dick is not fun going there but I will say I like to suck on big dicks.
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>>27413905
I am one of the people who developed and insecurity about other women and I'm not even attracted to them.

Honestly, I have been disgusted by used up women since I was a kid. I don't know why. Nobody ever told me about virginity or anything.
I just thought that after a person is seen naked, or touched or penetrated unwillingly in their anus or vagina that they were impure. I also have a semi OCD for germs and hate touching other people so I guess that partially explains it.
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>>27414135
I'd love to have a monster cock just for my personal enjoyment. I've been small cockshamed since I was 11 when a random kid at school made a rumor that I had a small penis. I never heard the end of it and it's not like I could prove them wrong either. It's only 6" at absolute maximum which I can't even achieve most of the time because I'm so depressed. I sometimes cum with a dick at quarter mast. Having a huge dick would just be plain fun tbqhfam.
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>>27415740
Nigga are you like 14? They are as bad as men if not worse
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>>27413736
Dudes without girlfriends cannot get cucked, Anon
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The concept is simple, would you rather have $20 or $30, everyone will take the larger option
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>>27415697
Ever notice how all the fashion designers are men?

Maybe you should have a think about this stuff, anon. Don't just rage against it. Have a think about it.
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>>27413760
You and I have roughly the same dick, Anon
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>>27415758
I like having a huge dick senpai, the only thing thats bad about it is getting blow jobs, almost none of the chicks can get mouth around but other then that its sick, anal can be a pain for them if I even get the chance
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>>27415778
They're getting cucked by loneliness. Only supreme autists are biologically ok with being alone because they have an interest in something that consumes all of their time.
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>>27415814
>They're getting cucked by loneliness

whelp
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>>27413905
It's easy to troll because of the mix of people. There are some normies here who seriously, unironically think that women are deep and prefer personality over looks. And there are guys who just pretend. But you have to respond to them seriously just in case it was someone seriously thinking that. They need to understand the truth as soon as possible.
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>>27415797
Maybe you two faggots can meet up and fug in the ass eh?
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>>27415814
>tfw you're so autistically interested in video games you can't grow out of it
>tfw an autist
Its not bad as long as I don't have to go outside
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>imageboard full of shut in losers who will never have sex anyways worried about penis size
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>>27415797
do you want to do the same thing this girl is doing with the cherry to my dick's head anon?
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>>27415840
Dont lie, it is bad and you have a small penis, not that you could ever get the chance to use it, think about it though its not that bad being a autist, being a small dicked virgin enjoy it I guess
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stop trying to make guys feel bad about their dick, faggot. and you bots stop falling for the bait.
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>>27413791
I know that cock belongs to preston parker

>n-no homo
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>>27415863
I have a vagina actually.
But it really isn't bad. I divulge in escapism.
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>>27415848
You must have a massive penis then or have just given up on life
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>>27415829
Only if he's feminine enough and has a cute bubble butt tbqh

If he's a regular boy I'm still open to cuddling, kissing and fellatio

>>27415862
Maybe
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>>27415880
Yes I'm sure and I have a 8.5 inch cock
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>>27415873
Hi silicon injected meat missile is pretty hard to forget.
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>>27415873
easily the gayest thing ive seen all week
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>>27415883
7"x5.2" hardly qualifies as massive.

I'm a touch above average and a bit on the skinnier side but i don't give a shit about the size because i'm literally going to die a virgin.
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>>27415884
Gay as fuck my nigga, youd fuck a girly man up the ass if he was feminine, but if hes a chad you would just suck him off? Christ
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>>27413713
It's a fate worse than death.
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>>27415922
Consider rape?
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>>27415898
Autistic lifestyle isn't that bad anon.
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>>27415864
How is it bait saying the truth? Womwn like larger cocks 8 inches plus and 6 inch plus girth, these robots just have small dicks and cry about it
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>>27415938
I live in a first world country. Not as easy as pajeet who can just stick his shit covered prick into anyone he sees on his shitting street.
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>>27415963
It doesn't matter how much I say it but female vaginas that have no been penetrated can feel good from any cock.

Females should not have more than one partner, it breaks their vagina.
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>>27415965
Get a hooker or go on craigs and find a guy to fuck its better then being a virgin even if your not gay
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>>27413668
>This is why you shouldn't date whores
it's celibacy then.
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>>27415884
my butt is kinds bubbly but also the hairiest part of my body and i never wanna get fucked or do anything but shitting with my butt

otherwise i am a bit feminine, 5'7 and i have been told i have a cute face

i would love to blow a big load in your mouth anon i am straight though so no homo
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>>27415988
I'd rather die a virgin then fuck a gay or pay for sex tbqh.
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>>27415925
Yes, I'm bi yet I lean more towards the hetero side than the gay side (also I gain no pleasure from having things stuffed up my ass). Wouldn't you say it makes sense in that context?
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>>27416011
Why? plenty of men will suck you off for free you can even go to a glory hole where you wont know who is sucking you off
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>>27415829
>fell the repressed homosexuality
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>>27416047
Degeneracy is never the answer anon.

You should know better.
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>>27416039
I'm not BI so not really would you blow this nigga>>27416011
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>>27414916
>uber-enjoyment is not a must
have fun being ass-raped in prison for a false rape accusation...
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>>27415729
Quite possibly, but even though she could find many "better" guys based on penis size, wealth, or other things, she still seemed to choose for me.
"Settling" for me in this case meant actively choosing for me, I'm fine with that as I chose for her as well. My ex had bigger breasts for instance, but that doesn't make my experience with my current gf any less nor do I consider my gf lesser for it.
>You don't have any other choice but to be fine
That almost implies I'm desperate for a relationship. I did fine without it, and I will do fine without it if this relationship ends some day. A relationship is a complementary thing, not a necessity or requirement for life to me.

I get that such concepts may be harsh to grasp for someone hung up on the whole obsession of having to be the pinnacle in everything to be worthy of dating, but different people have different preferences or worries. Dick size is not one of the worries for me.
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>>27413640
That dick looks like its 6 inches long.

do you measure from base to tip?
If so 7.5 here
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>>27415980
This. I quit religion but i always believe that their rules have reason
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>>27416081
Prison is a robots heaven, 3 meals a day and snacks forced to stay in a small cell, 100% chance they will lose their virginity
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>>27416069
I don't know what he looks like, I'd only suck the dick of someone I knew well, not some random dude I just met
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as a guy, how do i stop cumming under 2 minutes from sexual stimulation?

if her mouth gets close to my penis or i'm fondling her breasts, my penis is leaking precum like a faucet.
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>>27416098
>7,5

Nice, any chance for pics?
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>>27416118
Grow up, quit being underage as fuck also jerk off b4 m8, or while she is sucking you off think about her being a man, assuming you arent BI, the sucking will feel good and keep you hard and thinking about her being a man will keep you from busting quick
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guys guys, remember, the most important part of sex is how long you can last, of course girls like to get their insides twisted by a monster cock but if that monster cock lasts 2 minutes then they rather trade that shit for a 5 something inch dick that can last for 20 min. Practice how much long can you last and you'll most likely be fine.
Not a problem of mine though, 17 cm is enough I believe.
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>>27414429
He doesn't even get all the way in, most girls depth is about 7 inches deep, with the deepest part not really giving any pleasure.

Anyway as a grill explained to me, a big cock is like a tight pussy. Too big or tight and it's uncomfortable, and most feel the same. So there's literally nothing to worry about unless you are at the extreme ends of the spectrum
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>>27416161
Sad, anyone can pump away if you last 20 minutes and are doing it all jacked up they just might want that 2 minute monster cock cummies, but lets be serious why even bother to pleasure them, most are pump and dumps anyway
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>>27416118
>tfw I never get any precum

FeelsBadMan, is there any way to fix this? I've gotten it like 4-5 times in my entire life and it was seemingly at random (although I was extremely turned on during those occasions, I think)

Because of this I assume that my body does produce it, just that most of the time it shoots out together with my cum rather than beforehand
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>>27416132
I literally just ejaculated maybe after a shower

>>27416118
You can death grip your dick but then getting hard to stimulation will become harder

Google tantric sex. You will get some bullshit spiritual shit but really its just edging while fucking and then cumming a fountain.
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>>27416118
practice masturbating, also when you are about to cum you can suddenly stop, and then continue again for a nice reset, though it's dangerous cause you might lose the boner, that's why you need to practice masturbating.
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>>27416188
Big dick = better nothing to say but bigger is better my small dicked senpai
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this doesn't bother me since i'll never have sex

i mean, to be triggered by something like this you have to entertain the idea that a girl will have sex with you one day.
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>>27416192
I was worried this .gif was going to be a trap when she pulled up her skirt
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>>27416118
Practice edging while masturbating (hands off your dick right before cumming, wait a minute and then continue)

Being able to do it while having sex will make things much more enjoyable, and it will improve overall stamina
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>>27416192
I think it just depends on the person.

I'm practically a precum fountain, i make so much of the stuff my dick is pretty much drenched in it the entire time if i fap dry.
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>>27416218
Or a man, remember boipussy hnnngggg a hole is a hole and butthole is better then vagina
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>>27416161
Do people really quit after cumming once? I used to keep stroking after cumming when I younger and I usually lasted another 40 minutes after only lasting 2-3 on the first cum.

Also do guys usually last as long as they do during masturbation or is it even shorter?
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>>27416243
I'm jelly, despite being uncut my dick get's dry sometimes (I usually smear some un-perfumed oil on it once in a while)
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>>27416207
I've tried doing that, and it's like playing with fire.
I'll be able to edge and stop for about 5 times, and then when I start lightly masturbating again, I get to the point of no return.
I last no more than 10 minutes. I think I rewired my reward circuits to get to the orgasm as quickly as possible while circumventing any pleasure I can get from the process itself. Like, my brain thinks I just need that orgasmic rush and that's it.
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>>27416039
That lube is going to stain and ruin that chair.
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This entire thread is highly fucking gay
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>>27414932
So turning gay made your dick shrink, is what you're basically saying?
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>>27416291
What's wrong with that, HUH?
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>>27416266
Not him, but I can cum like 6 times in two hours. I barely have any refractory period any more. I just feel super sensitive after I cum but I never go soft, I just have to wait a minute or two for that sensitivity to subside.
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>>27416298
It only shrinks after I make cummies in a mans mouth senpai
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>>27416192
I've never got it. I've heard that if you start fapping early and fap too much, you'll lose precum and it never comes back.
Doesn't make sense, though.
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>>27416291
I think to be a true robro you have to be BI
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>>27416310
Sounds like you are addicted to jerking off
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>>27416319
>I've heard that if you start fapping early and fap too much, you'll lose precum and it never comes back

What the fuck, no way

I literally started fapping when I was 10, four years before I started ejaculating (late bloomer)
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>>27416349
I sort of am, though I haven't done it in three weeks now.
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>>27416260
I think the anus is as good as the vagina, some women can squeeze the life out of ya dick with either hole I like to fuck women in the ass when ever ai can becuase I do it hard and it hurts them
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I don't think a 6 inch cock is small, but I learned that this 'big-small' meme is completely depending on the previous sexual partners your gf had.
I have a 7.5, which is not that big, but not small as well. My previous sexual partners loved my cock or actually struggled with it, but my current gf (hightest) didn't have any comment whatsoever. When I asked about it, turned out her previous sexual partners had about the same size as me, so she didn't even think it's big.
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>>27416370
The rectum is a large velvety clad room with a very very tiny door, It's not really better or worse in most cases just a bit different. The aspect of it being somewhat "forbidden" and "dirty" makes it incredibly sexy to some people though
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>tfw 4,3 inches of girth

Any hope for me?

Had one chance to lose my virginity but acted like I'm too drunk because of this insecurity.
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>>27416406
It's usually tighter, even with lube. Warmer, too.
But yeah the majority of the appeal is mental.
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>>27416391

>has a very much above average penis
>gets laid a lot
>lol u guize size doesn't matter, I'm sure your five inches will give her as much pleasure as my whale schlong
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>>27416490
>falling for the b8
The fact that he called a 7.5" penis not that big should have been enough to tell bro.
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>>27416484
>Warmer

Forgot to mention this, It's definitely warmer. Like a tight glove that's been laying on top of the radiator for a while, except made out of meat and for your dick instead of hands
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Does /r9k/ seriously believe that having a big dick somehow makes it easier to get women?
Do you think women go around sniffing people's crotches for big dick pheromones?
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>>27416536
>bigdick -> confidence -> getting women -> pleasing women -> greater confidence -> more women
Also, word spreads. Women tell their friends. They always tell their friends.
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>>27414653
a statisticians wet dream
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>>27416490
No, I didn't say that. But 6 inches should be ok I guess.
Size fucking matters, and I tell you why:
All the grills I've been with said that they loved my cock. The thing is, even if "it hurts!", they get aroused by looking at it.
So I think size is important, but technique what's going to be the most important.
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>>27416536
It might make you more confident
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>>27414716
People round upwards a little bit, 6,5 instead of 6, 7 instead of 6,5 etc (some sort of wishful thinking phenomena). People who select 9 for whatever reason while actually being 5 are just trolling
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>tfw you jelqed and wore penis extenders from 5.75" to 7.5"
>she thinks you have natty big dick genetics but you don't
>you actually have small peepee genes and you tricked her!
WHO DEVILISH HERE?
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tfw good girth, which seems to be more imporant than length

t. 6 inch dick
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>>27416673
You are fucking delusional.

Jelqing is a meme and you are lying to yourself. I hope you break your dick.
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>>27416679
Killer chode.
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>>27416684
>Jelqing is a meme
Keep thinking that, it's no skin off my back if you want to stay lil dick'd

you can believe want you want but your oneitis' moans say it all :^)
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Can woman ever truly have satisfying sexwith a cock smaller than largest one they've taken? I don't understand how such a thing could be possible.
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>>27416714
>chode
Get your facts straight: chodes are wider than long.
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>>27416572
>Also, word spreads. Women tell their friends. They always tell their friends.
>wanting a woman to know what other mens dicks look like so she can compare
lmao
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>>27416673
Enjoy your stretched out pencil dick, women care more about girth assuming length is at least decent
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>>27416725
Until you post proof like every other person who claims to make outrageous gains from tugging on their dick like a caveman for hours, you're a lying cunt.
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>>27416750
What? It's not a case of wanting to. Women will tell each other. And if you have a big dick then she'll tell other girls and they'll be easier to approach. They'll be more interested in you.
If you have small dick, she'll also tell them. And then girls who hear about it will be harder to approach and they'll consider you a joke.

That's how it is. What you want is irrelevant.
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>>27416275
I believe there's therapy for that, but I'm not really sure, there's gotta be articles about it if you wanna go deeper, people have a lot of experience on that shit.
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>>27416732
No, they can't. That's why dildos are ruining sex for women.
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>>27416753
>implying you can't gain girth
top kek

i will never teach you skeptical cucks my secrets honestly. you don't deserve to be hung
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>>27416809
>i will never teach you skeptical cucks my secrets honestly.
Lying on the internet isn't much of a secret.
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>>27416809
You can't "gain" mass on your dick you stupid fuck, you sacrifice girth and fuck your dick up in order to make it longer
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>>27416816
do you really think your jealousy and skepticism will convince me over my own lived experiences?
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>tfw penis so volume-wise irrelevant it's impossible to fuck a full-grown woman
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>>27416856
nobody believes you faggot got back to spamming e-mail and porn comments
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>>27416597
The only thing it makes me confident to do is milk ahegao replies out of /r9k/ posters. Nothing carries over to the real world.
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you guys look into chem PE, you can inject PGE1 and T4 into your dick and gain girth in 6 months. bodybuilders inject peptides for decades and have been doing this stuff since the 50's, it's safe and harmless if you are smart about it. stay away from DHT or IGF you dont want to fuck with your hormonal system.
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>>27416881
top kek

>mfw my girlfriend said 'you seem bigger' after a few months of jelqing
>he thinks i'm just making shit up
stay jelly dicklet
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>>27414263
I swear I've read this before, you come here often?
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>>27416994
>has a girlfirend
>found magical cure for small dick syndrome
>not making shit up
ok buddy
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>>27417094
jelqing works a little bit but chem PE is better. jelqing gains don't stay if you stop for a year and it can damage your dick if you arent careful.
yes it does work, you can add an inch of girth.
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>>27417137
>chem PE

tell me more about this, do the injections hurt, how long should it be done for?
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>>27417160
read this thread: http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/members-logs/90956-omg-s-chemical-pe-log-110.html

be careful and read to the end, they figured out not to use DHT because the main guys test levels dropped way down. you only need PGE1 and T4 mixed in DMSO. they are legal peptides that bodybuilders use you can buy them online.

the injections dont hurt but the stuff burns and you have a raging boner for 3 hours. you're supposed to put on a cock ring and fluff it up a little bit first, then you can use an auto injector with a half inch pin into the side
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>>27417205

most of the guys got serious gains in the first 6 months and then it plateaued, some guys kept going and got smaller gains

btw this is totally legit, there is a doctor up in canda that is doing it in a clinic and all the research comes from real papers that he published after treating lots of patients
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heres the paper that he published:

http://www.google.com/patents/CA2762355A1?cl=en
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>>27413640
Her eyes are beautiful, it's a shame she's a slut.
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>>27416188

Sadly some girls love stimulation from the anterior and posterior fornices - which are basically recesses next to where the cervix is projecting into the vagina. Some girls LOVE that shit, and it tends to be pretty deep. Ik some girls have said 6 inch guys haven't reached but 7 did, for example.
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>>27417094
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25809129

Here's a study for ya faggot since you don't trust anecdotal evidence
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>>27417160
>>27417205
>>27417229

ALSO keep sudafed around and if your boner doesnt go down after 4 hours take the sudafed and do cardio exercise so you dont get a priapism
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>>27413640
You don't need to grow your dick bigger guys, just try to get a girl with a small frame, some of them can't even fit more than a finger up there.
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>>27417364
>.You don't need to grow your dick bigger guys, just try to get a girl with a small frame
Why not both?
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>>27417364
the frame of the girl doesnt matter, its purely genetic. i have been with a petite 5'1 girl who had a normal vagina, and a chubby 5'7 girl who had an extremely tight vagina. find a girl you are compatible with. if you are really concerned about your penis and want a little bit more girth you do have options.
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Guys stop stressing about your size, just suck that clit spit on it push them legs back spread that pussy and slam that dick inside. For the real women that aren't pussies choke us a little bit and we'll be on cloud 9
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>>27417463
>I've been with a girl
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>>27417490
you don't understand how emasculating it is to have a penis too small to feel good in a vagina. it's not necessarily about how she feels, it's how confident we are able to feel

>>27417506
i've only been with a few girls but they had very different vagina sizes and had nothing to do with their body size
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>>27417529
>you don't understand how emasculating it is to have a penis too small to feel good in a vagina
You're right, I don't. But I suspect it feels a hell of a lot less emasculating than not having any sex at all.
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>>27414263
>having a broken pussy
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>>27417583
actually no i would very much rather not have sex at all than be with a woman that i was too small for. it was consistently humiliating and made me feel awful every time and ruined the relationship along with my self esteem.
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yeah but shooting your dick up with chemicals is a risk i wouldn't take. Why not be up front when you meet women throw in some charm please her pussy with a dildo and ease her into anal. A lot more options then throwing money at a guy with a syringe full of chemicals
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>>27417758
bodybuilders and athletes have been using these kinds of peptides for decades, its all perfectly safe.

i would much rather actually please a woman with my dick like a man and feel confident rather than always be pretending and trying to charm and serve her like a pathetic cuck, when chad can whip out his 9 inch and she loves it with no effort
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anyway it doesnt even matter im in my mid 30s now and i dont even care about sex anymore. its just stupid and boring and im glad i dont have a girlfriend, i probably never will again and thats fine by me
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>>27417813
have you got the specifics of how much these guys are gaining doing this chemical pe?
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>>27417813
Not even Danny Dong is 9".

Stop for a second and think about how stupid you sound.
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>>27417813
stop with this chad 9 incher meme
not even pornstars have 9+ dicks
danny d is the largest in brazzers and is 8.5
criss strokes is 7.5
and it goes on
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>>27413713
Insecurity and autism are inexorably linked.
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>>27418040
8.5 non bone pressed maybe.

he is for sure over 9" if you bonepress which is what you should do.
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>>27418081
there is a pic of him 8.5 measured from fucking behind the balls you fucking cuck
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>>27418081
No nigga is 8.5" max.

Regardless a real 8"+ cock is incredibly rare in real life and the chances of a girl encountering one are slim to none. Unless she is a massive slut that has slept with 100+ men.
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>>27418114
he, like any other dude with a huge dong, has problems getting hard and vary a lot how big he is from scene to scene
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>>27417490
Size doesn't even enter into it. Women around here are harder to get your hands on than Frozen merchandise a week before Christmas.
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>>27418010
most of them gained half an inch to an inch of girth. not much length.

>>27418036
>>27418081
>>27418125
fine, whatever, it's exaggeration for emphasis. chad whips out his 6.5-7 inch with decent girth and he's confident and she enjoys it, then she dates me and my skinny 5.5 inch and pretends its good enough and i'm forced to eat her out for an hour every time and she never gets off on my dick and i feel like half a man. it matters.

i honestly dont care at all anymore though, last girlfriend i had was in 2010 and porn doesnt even turn me on anymore, its just boring and looks like pigs being gross
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>>27418125
chances are a little skewed because any man with a 8+ dick is probably overflowing with confidence so his chances are better
still, nothing to be worried about
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>>27418125
8" guys probably have sex with hundreds of women while you have sex with one.
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>>27418175
>girth and not length
Maybe on that chem

Just look at other links.
>>27417241
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>>27418175
FUCK YOU
I WOULD FUCKING TWIST HEADS OFF TO GET A CHANCE AT EATING PUSSY
ZERO PUSSY, THAT'S HOW MUCH PUSSY I HAVE
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>>27418199
>>27418214
God fucking damn the delusions on this board knows no fucking bounds.
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>>27418256
pathetic, make an okcupid profile and only answer questions about sex and make all your answers super slutty. you will only match with nymphos. lower your standards and go for it, problem solved. it's not that great.

>>27418281
nah guys with big dicks are popular, not all of them, but a lot of them go clubbing and post on craigslist. i've made fake profiles of guys with big dicks and they do get responses.
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>>27418175
so what should a beginner to chempe start with. is there a guide somewhere
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>>27418303
Yes every man with a larger dick is a bar hopping golden god slut that has slept with 100 women minimum that is hellbent on cucking you forever.

You people are sick in the head and just make up fantasies to get off to i swear to god.
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>>27418304
see
>>27417205
>>27417229
>>27417313
already posted link and info, read the whole thread and make notes
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>>27418345
nope but they can do that. once a girl has slept with a guy like that, and she will because 99% of women are sluts, she will never ever be satisfied with anything less.
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>>27418366
Just hire a fucking bull already.
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>>27418345
not all of them but a lot of them actually are. guys witih big dicks want to use it and some of them get into PUA and stuff. and women do respond to it. i have answered ads with my own profile and not gotten responses and made a fake profile with a big dick and she answers immediately. it does matter. not every girl but some of them, it's just a reality.
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