> try to fall asleep
> another sleep paralysis episode
> lose more sleep
> more sleep paralysis episodes
>sleep paralysis
>can't get up
>fuck it I'll just go back to sleep and try some sweet lucid dreaming
>wake up way late and feel like shit
I'd post more sleep paralysis feels. I feel your feels bro. Nothing to say really. I can't fucking move no matter how hard I try and it's really scary and I want to scream but can't force out a whisper and I want to convulse an shake myself awake but I can't budge even an inch. It's like my dream self responds to all the signals I'm sending my real body.
There that's sleep paralysis. I get it at obnoxious hours when it's to late to go back to sleep and too early to get up. I only hallucinated spiders once, never got ghost people.
>>27412935
Have you tried using deep breathing?Also there is a thing called 4-7-8 method which makes you fall asleep instantly but it might take 1-2 months to master it.
Sleep paralysis is like quicksand, the more you struggle the harder it is.
>Been trying to get sleep paralysis for years but can't
>OP bitching out it
Fuck you, asshole. I will kill you to get sleep paralysis
I've never had sleep paralysis (or if I have, I forget it when I wake up) do you guys get visited by spooky visions? What do you see?
>>27413809
FUCK you nigger, I don't even hallucinate I just get exploding bead syndrome
>tfw no spooky sleep paralysis gf
>tfw no sleep paralysis gf
I don't know if I'm broken but instead of the fear and what not people get It feels like pure bliss to me.
>>27413817
The most common visual effective get is my eyes are still vibratey from coming out of REM. One time I guess I was still half dreaming while looking to the side of my bed, spiders. Spooky dream spiders. Only had that once. Other people report shadow people.
>>27413867
I just get Exploding Head Syndrome and a feeling like I'm infinitely falling, I sleep on my side and it only happens when I'm falling asleep. I've never awoken with sleep paralysis.
>>27413838
Just do this you fucking subhuman >>27413788
You will learn to control yourself fucking crybaby
Are you a dumbass? Sleep paralysis are a free ticket to the most awesome kind of lucid dream. Search for WILD technique.
I'm an alcoholic which gives me the weirdest dream life. I have a lot of lucid dreams, some of which are so abstract. Not even surreal, just meaningless abstract thought I struggle to make sense of. I fuck girls a lot in my ordinary lucid dreams, and I can wake myself up at any moment by scrunching my eyes closed and opening them wide. I often return to the same worlds.
>>27412935
>try to sleep
>severe foot cramps
How do I stop this bros?
>>27414110
Not to be fat
>it's a sleep paralysis episode
Life literally hands you pure terror on a plate in your bland life and you whine about it?
Get hype instead.
>>27412935
Sleep paralysis can lead directly into lucid dreaming. Learn to embrace it.
I can wake usually wake myself up from sleep paralysis.
>>27413867
I had that euphoric feeling as I drifted into sleep paralysis one evening before I fell asleep completely. It was amazing, it was like I was extremely happy I had achieved it.
The only other time I had sleep paralysis was when I woke up late one night and heard the muffled sound of a kid's TV show under my room, where my niece sleeps.
Then it started getting louder and louder, I was just confused since it was too late for her to be up watching TV, and it would have woken everyone else up. Then I slowly realized I was experiencing sleep paralysis and just drifted back to sleep.
I think the key is not to panic.
>>27414133
I'm not fat. Even if I was I don't see the connection.
The worst thing about sleep paralysis, apart from hearing "The Entity" sometimes, is that I always feel like I'm being dragged down into 'something'. I don't know how to explain it, but have you ever played a game and the character falls through the floor? That's how it feels, I feel like I'm sinking into my bed. Sometimes feel like I'm having an internal battle to stay afloat, I feel like if I relax...I'll die.
>>27413228
>goes back to sleep during paralysis
How do you manage to do that? During paralysis, my biggest fear is that if I stop struggling, I will die or lose some control of my body.
Just calm down, and then try to suddenly move a paet of your body, fingers or toes work well here, try that 2 or 3 times and you will. manage to move a muscle and immediatley wake up
>>27414165
>>27414026
Just go into a lucid dream bro :^)
>implying I haven't been trying for years
WILD doesn't work in the morning when I can't get a full REM cycle and I eventually get the bird cunts. It does work if you get an episode in the middle of the night. It's easier to try to just have a legit lucid dream from the get go than to count on sleep paralysis.
>>27412935
sleep paralysis sounds like a fucking autistic meme OP. I seriously fail to see how it is possible especially since people keep describing it in supernatural themes like >>27414295.
Have you tried not being a faggot and just waking the fuck up?
>trying to sleep
>start getting aroused
>too tired to do anything about it
>uncomfortably aroused to cant fall sleep
I hate this.
>>27414865
Not really sure why you're being me to me, atm.
Just because it hasn't happened to you, doesn't mean it isn't real.You bitch.
>>27415049
mean*
Damn' I'm tired, famalams.
>>27414865
Fuck off m8, be glad it hasn't happened to you. It's some spooky shit and I imagine people in comas are in a constant state of it. When I experience it, I have this feeling like a giant mass is sitting on top of me and I'm being crushed while at the same time there is the paranoid feeling that something is coming for me.
>tfw my wife and I were dating, the first time she stayed the night I had sleep paralysis and it freaked her the fuck out.
At least now when it happens to me, she tries her best to wake me out of it.
>>27414865
Literally paralyzed. Your brain sends signals that your limbs do not respond to. 9/10 you got us good.
>Sleep paralysis
>have sex with girl
feels good man, anybody know this feel?
