You're texting your gf but she doesn't reply. After a while you get this text. What do?
>implying i have a gf
not even original lmao
Go have sex with one of my female friends to take my mind off her
>me
>have gf
I would't have a gf anymore. Go no contact. Destroy any stuff of hers she may still have lying around my place.
Go to her house, and run all her clothes through the wash with ink instead of detergent
>>27411741
>Destroy any stuff of hers she may still have lying around my place.
this. Great payback, especially anything expensive.
>>27411741
>>27411736
>me no gf ooga booga xD
God I love this meme.
>>27411741
>>27411747
>>27411749
This is literally woman tier. You fags think like women.
Move on with my life and never talk to her again
Remember I just bought a g26
>>27411854
nice opinions but i'll have you know i'm a black belt in tae kwon do and I'm gonna fucking kill you if you keep posting cuckbait on my board.
Why did this guy text me a snapchat?
>>27411881
>you got so disrespected that he didn't even give you the honor of snapchatting it to you, he sent it out on the older, outdated medium of text
Fuck man, no one doles out shit like that to me. Fuck my gf all you want, but this is not acceptable. I'm killing that mother fucker in cold blood.
>>27411876
fight me nigguh
>>27411730
Repost text to facebook
I would kill that fuck then kill her after.
>>27411752
What if they really don't have gfs?
Forward it to her parents and friends
>>27413409
Probably this.
That or double homicide
Only acceptable answers
>Oh okay, sorry Tyrone. Have fun.
>>27411730
>oh, okay
>sorry for interrupting, you two seem to be having fun!
>can you tell her to get back to me later?
>>27413363
>>27413409
These for sure.
No ragrets.
I'd immediately call my mistress and let her know that we can finally be together
>I have a girlfriend huehuehue
>let's post it on r9k
>I'm a true robot I swear
Plz kill yourselves
>>27411737
>Go have sex with one of my female friends to take my mind off her
This
Once you realize you are fuckable, you notice how woman look at you. If my bitch cheats, on to the next one.
>>27411898
He took a snapchat, saved it and attached it to his text message. Why not just print it out and fax me a picture of it.
>>27411730
I'd cheat on her, send it to her and hire a hitman to kill her and the big dick chad she cheated with.
>>27411730
How can you cuck that who has no gf?
Weak bait young grasshopper but you still managed to catch some fish, so good job.
>>27411730
I think "why is she white suddenly??". Then screenshot and vengence.
How do long-distance relationships affect the woman? I'm talking a 19 year old girl in college and a 20 year old guy currently in the army. Who would crack first do you think?
r u one of the guys who believe the porn snapchats r real?
>>27414011
The girl for sure. Cheating on deployed boyfriends or husbands is an old phenomenon
>>27411876
>tae kwon do
Pffft nigger you and every other suburban white kid has a black belt in tae kwon do.
Unless you've dedicated yourself to the art and have earned third or fourth degree all you've learned is a bunch of fancy kicks that mean shit in a real world fight
T. Another white kid with a black belt in tae kwon do
Cut off all contact, leave her shit by the door, move on. This is the correct answer. /thread
>>27411730
Someone reverse image search to see if this is real
Text later.
Ask for more pictures, tell him to nut in her so when she comes home i'll have a tasty cunt to eat.
>>27411730
I'd like to think I'd block her number, block her on all social media, set her shit outside in a box, go full No Contact and cry in the corner with the blinds closed for a month, but I'd probably just strangle her to death and end up killing myself in prison.
put her shit on the front lawn, call a locksmith, and send her a final text telling her to pick up her shit before someone takes it.
>>27413918
>tfw you receive a drawing of Chad fucking your gf, in the mail, one month after the event
>>27411730
I was really jazzed about smartphones when they first came around; now I think they're one of the worst things to happen to humanity. Don't get me wrong, I know all of this degeneracy has been going on for the whole of human existence but with convenient internet connected high res cameras and a lax culture sexually, this shit is just so much more in your face. Not to mention the retards who won't stop using them while piloting their 2 tons of metal around..
hack her facebook
Why is her skin so orange?
does anyone know how to hack facebook or skype?
>>27415613
whoever thought putting a camera in a phone was a good idea should be tied up and thrown into a river
pictures used to be for special occasions, you had to get shit fucking developed and no one liked taking sex pictures because the guy developing them would see that and see how much of a degenerate you were
now no one cares and just posts their shit everywhere, dick picks, twat pics, tit pics, ass pics. everyone is a whore and phone cameras shoved it in everyones face
>>27416480
The most efficient way to hack a computer is to trick the user.
that or a key logger.
how can i can trick the key logger?
A gf was my last hope at being normal....
End it.
>>27414011
>>27414078
there's an old saying here about wives or girlfriends of armymen, it goes something like this
armyman is in army and whole neighbourhood is enjoying
>>27411854
You have to think like a woman to deal with a woman. I don't need to prove to anyone that I am a "bigger person" or whatever bullshit women use to keep men docile.
>>27414078
>>27414011
>>27416864
With women it works like this:
>If the guy is deployed she'll cheat on you possibly with multiple men.
>If she's deployed she'll cheat on you with her superior or possibly get raped.
Military women is a never, and as a man going to the military only if you're young and single.
>>27411730
As for OP's question immediately go have fun with some girls in their late teens.
I really have doubt that I can get a shallow relationship going pretty quickly, so I can get consistent sex.
forward to entirety of her friends, family, and employers
>>27411730
>screenshot snap, vital evidence
>Reply along the lines of: Never took her as a cheater, well she's your problem now.
Text her that she's more sad as a person than I thought.
Meet up with her family. Make sure your narritive is how they're interpreating the breakup. Be all like: The last few months she's been on a downward spiral, slipping up, drinking more than usual, running out of money etc (shit thats kinda true for everyone desu). Mention she cheated, mention the snap, be abit to specific on the details to trigger their disgust. Tell them there is no future hetween the two of you, but end with a concerned "I'm worried about her". (You really aren't, you just want to make sure her family won't be taking her seriously for atleast a couple of years.)
>Call buddy, go to pub. Fuck another slat, alt call your old fwb who will be more than glad you're single.
>Considering an inevaitable regret, her parents worries, seeing you move on, all within 12h and you cheating on her for a couple of months earlier this year (but she doesnt know that because you're not retarded.) i'd say you've come out in the top, even above chad if he decides to continue seeing her.
>Test for chlamydia
>>27413379
unlikely. even dumber if that they say they never had one or can't relate.
>>27411854
>breaking up with her is womanly, just let her new bull do his thing, like me, a modern man
>>27417806
>ooga booga all guys have gf ooga this is life booga
And then you realize there are people THIS clueless out there.
>>27417876
clueless about what? its just a very small chance that you've never dated. do you also believe that we have a bunch of navy seals on 4chan with 300 confirmed kills?
>>27417902
Are you new here? There is a ridiculously large amount of people on this site that have been dateless, kissless and virgins their entire life.
>>27415599
>you recieve a written summary of how chad fucked your gf a month before
>>27417902
>its just a very small chance that you've never dated
normalfag get the FUCK off our board
>>27411730
If only it were EVER that obvious.
What would I do?
She'd never hear from me again. not for love, hate, or rage. If she sent that to me, she's obviously willing to feed off the drama.
My friends and family would know about it, but otherwise I'd keep it private.
>>27411730
Track her location, kill her, kneecap/castrate man. Nobody cucks me, I'll make sure he never fucks another woman, EVER. Especially with that cunty attitude of his, maybe I'll beat him a little before castration
