>do you wanna play with us, anon?
>I'm sure a guy like you is big enough to handle both of us
What do
Sure am, but I only have one strap on, so you're going to have to take turns.
step 1: expose penis
step 2: get laughed at
step 3: post about it on 4chan
You're right.
>Grab booze, drink it all, then wrap one arm around each of them
>Escort them to the bed for further penetration
If you can't handle these two completely average Stacey's then you should kill yourself.
It wouldn't take anything more than 6 inches to please them
>>27410372
Is that piss in a Coca-cola bottle?
>>27410515
Lol looks like we found the virgin
I can't imagine how awkward a threesome would be. I'm a virgin and I have a ton of anxiety imagining myself fucking one woman, let alone two chicks at the same time.
>>27410610
Instead of sticking your penis in one vagina, just stick it in two.
It's that simple.
If all else fails, just be yourself :^)
>>27410372
>I'm sure a guy like you is big enough to handle both of us
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>27410723
Why did it take so long for someone to post this????
>>27410372
sure leme just get the music playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
>>27410657
How do I stick it in both at the same time?
>>27410778
Just use your second dick to fuck the other girl.
>>27410372
Those have got to be traps.
>>27410372
I am not sure. You know what, forget it. I am out of here
I am in a weird place mentally
On the one hand I am horny and would probably fap to the idea of "handling" both of them
On the other hand I have lost all interest in sexual activity with real people in real life for the past few months.
In summery I would literally rather jack off to the idea of it then to actually do it.
