> 2016
> having a boyfriend
> wanting a boyfriend
> not harnessing the power of your imagination to create an otherworldly experience where it feels like the man of your dreams is caressing you and rubbing his hard cock on your butt
> not finishing masturbating and then laying up in a weird post-sex afterglow
You're all idiots. As long as the imagination doesn't die, I'm always going to have a bf.
But you can'tcuddle your imagination
>weird sex afterglow
what do you mean by this.
>>27410366
> not having a rolled up heavy blanket lean into or wrap your arms around
step up, sempai. I cuddle with my bf and we listen to My Dead Girlfriend and life feels bearable
>>27410400
nice dubs fampai. I mean, I feel on cloud 9. I feel happy and accomplished and like I can do anything, drained but sleepy like I really did someone. My face gets flushed and my lips get red and it's way better than when I'm just getting off and not pretending. The feels elevate the whole game.
Hey OP, I'm in the same boat as you.
Husbandos are pretty great at bringing me pleasure. IRL men have been nothing but a disappointment on that front.
>>27410854
I have a custom made husbando personally. He's all my fetishes and he's so much like me, but less emotional and easily upset. Who's your husbando?
>tfw finally got a husbando
>tfw he's everything I've ever wanted
>tfw he makes me feel better when I'm sad or having an anxiety attack
>tfw he makes me happy
>tfw life is much better now that I have found him
>>27410453
problem with you is that pic related is the lowest you will settle for, fucking typical ugly entitled cumwhore
>>27410237
Uno women and faggots aren't sllowed here right?
Do you cuck your tupla?
>>27410237
>2010+6
>having a gf
>wanting a gf
>not photoshopping the body of that one actress you kinda like
>not pumping gallons of dickjuice into superior Nippon onaholes
For men it's mechanical, we just need to cum and then be free from the sex demons for a while. Which can be anything from 30 minutes to three days.
>>27410944
my husbando doesn't look like that, but I don't think you'll be convinced otherwise. my husbando also isnt a jaded red piller who thinks rape is acceptable for no gf feels, so that helps.
>>27410997
I make fun of him, but it's not easy to when he's running his thumb along the elastic band of my panties.
>>27411049
Well as long as you don't cheat on him, you have my respect. Let's just hold out a little longer for VR.
>>27411007
>Which can be anything from 30 minutes
you're supposed to start with an example on the far low end
>>27411142
Indeed, I can't wait for the waifu simulator.
>>27410889
I know you from similar posts and stuff, I'm still very curious what yours looks like but I don't expect you to share.
My husbando is Slade from the Teen Titans cartoon but since the character would never give a shit about me if he were real I don't feel guilty about imagining a variety of fictional men depending on my mood.
>>27410938
it's some good shit
>>27411172
True, just scratch the 0 then
>>27411264
Glad we keep bumping into each other then. He's similar to Oreki but infinitely more moe. Personality wise, its a blend of guys I've liked irl.
Why don't you get a nicer husbando and make slade your side piece?
>>27411363
I can't just switch husbandos, it's not something I can really control. Slade got the position more than a decade ago when I was 13ish and part of me will always be obsessed with him. My one point of sadness is that there's no good merch of him.
I do make up my own characters from scratch in addition to enjoying other fictional characters. I have written a lot of smut over the years with assorted characters.
>>27410366
You can, if you learn lucid dreaming
>>27411399
What do you think about the Zone flash and have you made lewds yet? I'm thinking about making lewds, and pretending they were sexted to me.
>>27410938
I don't care about anything you wrote.
More pugs in costumes
>>27411463
The zone flash bugs me for two reasons. The first is that they make his pants look like they have a weird sleeve for his cock and it makes no sense. Would have been better or him to have pulled his pants down. The second reason is that I hate anal.
I don't prefer to draw lewds because I'm not good at it, but I do occasionally doodle shitty little smut drawings. Pic related was one, the two characters were from a thing I wrote. I prefer written things for getting off though.
>>27411363
OK what is this from?
>>27411482death is imminent and I am ready
>>27411521
Cyborg's robo-penis complete with cum was really confusing. Come to think of it, zone's flashes have a lot of dicks that don't make sense. You're also a pretty gud artist, I wish my battery wasn't about to die, cause I'd ask to see more. Maybe one day when we're talking about husbandos again, I'll post one of my lewds. w-with husbandos permission of course.
>>27411598
I've always been curious what your husbando looks like, I'd love to see your pictures.
>>27411399
>I literally fantasize about an abusive villain who would rather tie me up in a dungeon and torture me rather than someone who does heroic things and treats me kindly
And people call me crazy for giving up on women
>>27411638
I fantasize about both senpai, heroes and villains are both top tier. You can do anything you want in fiction and it's still totally safe, it's pretty great and I highly recommend it. Fantasizing about horrible dangerous shit you would never want IRL is fun, since you can control it in fiction. Kind of like when you're a kid and you fantasize about swordfights and stuff. An actual swordfight would suck because you risk getting killed, but in make-believe you know you won't be killed, so it's pretty thrilling.
You're making the right choice in giving up on real life sex though, it's kind of a waste of time when you have the powers of imagination.
>>27410237
>tfw grills would rather fantasize about husbandos than be with you
Sorry for making this thread about me, it just struck a chord
>>27411631
I don't have anything on me right now, but I should start drawing my 2016 lewds. I gotta go to sleep though femanon, it's almost 5am here. I know we'll bump into each other again, bring the smut, I'll bring the lewds.
>>27411720
It's okay to not be happy about this kind of thing and you don't have to apologize for "making this thread about you". I can imagine there are a lot of emotions involved and I don't mind you expressing them.
Just because we have given up on real life people doesn't mean that all girls have. If you want a real girl to be with you, I really do hope that your dreams come true.
>>27410237
>>27410237
Except this is actually, literally what I do
It feels exactly the same except you don't get the stretching sensation
I swear, all of you realityplebs have no imaginationThe hard part is turning him into a cohesive person outside of sex. You know, like on imaginary dates and such[/spoiler[
>haven't seen the garrus husbando femanon in a while
>>27411723
sounds great!
>>27411790
People who can't masturbate to only their imagination scare me. I wonder sometimes if their brains are defective.
I do writing exercises about the sexy people I imagine in order to flesh them out as complex people. I like to figure out their problems and issues.
>>27411761
Thanks anon. I hope you and your husbando live happily ever after
>>27411790
Posts like this are a little scary because I can usually spot fembots by their writing style but this one almost passes for male. The wording, the rhythm, putting sentences in paragraphs. The only thing that gave you away here are the commas.
I watch this everyday, it's like an AI learning to sound more human. One day when I can't tell the difference anymore I will have to leave. Basically, when fembots start passing the Turing test, r9k will be done.
>inb4 off-topic
>>27411869
Care to share your methods, and possibly go into detail for telling if a post is female or male? This sounds pretty neato
>>27411869
good spot friend
>have bf
>severely miss being single and hate being in a relationship
>want to do nothing but sit at the computer
>27 yrs old so if we break up ill be a single cat lady forever
life is suffering
>>27410237
You know the drill
Titts or gtfo
>>27411910
No I won't spill the beans because this will only enable more trickery. Currently fembots seem unaware that they sound or "read" female but this is a good thing. It's like telling a shark that its fin is sticking out.
But I'm gonna rewrite the original post to sound male:
Except this is literally what I do. It feels exactly the same except you don't get the stretching sensation
You realityplebs have no imagination I swear
The hard part is turning him into a cohesive person outside of sex like on imaginary dates and such
Enjoy
>>27412081
Did my post appear female to you? I am male, but the comma thing is worrying me that I might fit your female posting criteria
>>27412120
Male? Didn't you guys discuss husbandos?
This guy even said:
>>27411720
>>tfw grills would rather fantasize about husbandos than be with you
So I assumed you are the OP grill
>>27412222
lol nevermind you were replying to OP my bad
Now everyone knows the secret fuck didn't pay attention
>prefer guys that are impossible to get in real life (aliens and such)
>still desire a 3dpd boyfriend
I'm so weak, man.
Also Young Justice had some amazing qts. Really made the lackluster romance drama that was season 2 really worth watching in my opinion.
>>27412445
monsterboys a best, good taste
>>27412502
Y-you too. Are there any guys you like in particular, Anon?
I hate admitting that I like monsterboys because most monsterboys = 90% human looking characters with dumb wings or something slapped on. What's the point even if they still look mostly human?
"Monster"girls are even worse; thank god I'm straight or otherwise I'd be even more salty at how shit everyone's taste is.I'm being too elitist about this
