>Don't worry anon, your 5" dick is fine.
Jesus christ, doesn't that fucking hurt?
>>27408542
I had a pic collage of a girl taking a dragon dildo with 8" girth.
From then on, I knew "size doesn't matter" was a meme phrase.
If a girl can do that in her fucking ass you don't want to be with her. She has taken more dicks than Germany has taken rapefugees.
The length doesnt really matter as much after a certain point.
>>27408542
The anus has a deeper cavity than the vagina op
nice try thou.
>>27408559
Yes, you might say that it would be extremely painful.
>>27408613
Here are some whores reviewing dildos.
>>27408559
Nah, that's not particularly girthy so if you can get it through the sphincter comfortably you're fine
>>27408708
now post one of them taking itfor research purposes
>>27408542
Where the fuck does all that go? That has to be pushing organs around.
>>27408559
not if your ass is relaxed and it have lubed
>>27408772
I doubt that's reaching any higher than their bellybutton. Your intestines aren't fixed or anything, they just sit in your gut like one long spaghetti noodle and you can easily push them around
>>27408542
will asking for sauce get me banned?
>>27408754
Unfortunately, those are all youtube reviews. If you want visual, in action reviews you'll have to see if they uploaded on xvideos or something.
>>27408847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZd8WjJRvY
>tehehehee I'm a size queen
>tehehehe it had me cumin in 3 mins
>gives it a 4
BTFO
>>27409385
She's giving it a 4 because its falling apart.
Guess that's what you get for not buying fucking amazon dildos.
>>27408668
DAMMIT
+1
>>27409385
That dick is 9" with 6.5" girth.
I'm out.
>>27409385
damn she's qt does she have a porn channel where she uses it?
>>27408559
Not if you get used to it like him, I guess.
>>27408542
Not even Chad's dick is that bigI wish it was so he could fuck my oneitis then fuck me too
>>27409650
>him
what
>>27409385
>mfw i am going to get dildo related videos in everything on youtube now
Large didloes should never have been invented, women will use them generation after generation until their cavities evolve to the point where they need to fuck a horse to feel satisfaction.
>>27411093
We'll have waifubots at that point.
>>27409749
It's a crossdresser. He has tons of videos like this.
>>27409385
Fuck it, I'm just going to go gay at this point.
>>27411331
fempenis isn't gay, bro
>>27411359
oh shit really? so I can like dicks and not be gay?
>>27411269
phealinphine69
Not a crossdresser. Real Asian lady.
>>27408708
>dildo reviews on youtube is a thing
>>27411093
>evolve
kek
you guys worried about your dick size look into chem PE. you can inject PGE1 and T4 peptides into your dick and gain a decent amount of girth. i know it sounds nuts but bodybuilders do stuff like that all the time.
>>27411519
That sounds completely and utterly 100% safe!
>>27411528
it actually is, bodybuilders and athletes have been injecting all sorts of peptides in their bodies for many decades.
>>27411541
just research thoroughly and stay away from DHT and IGF, you don't want to mess with your hormonal system.
>>27408542
have fun explaining to chad that you have to wear adult diapers
>>27408563
>>From then on, I knew "size doesn't matter" was a meme phrase.
this women want men with thick cocks, with is obvious once you see the dildos that they use.
I like thick cocks, length doesn't matter.
But I'm also a size queen and like cramming shit 3x the thickness of a thick cock in my puss. That doesn't mean I'm not satisfied by sex. It's a totally different thing.
>7 inch dick
>grill thought i was lying
>tried to deepthroat and struggled
>took a picture to show her friend
>probably to laugh
I have to admit that I really quite jealous of female genitalia. They really got the better deal with that one.
>>27412469
What? You're envying a hole that bleeds every now and then, has a high maintenance due to the bleeding and other things and has to push out babies at random.
Tbqh here famloni, I like my dick, pull the foreskin back under the shower, wash it and there you are, done for another day.
>>27409385
>pretty great for cumming
most women aren't blown out whores who take 2L coke bottles up their cunts. the most popular vibrator designs are compact.
>>27412306
>tfw gf can deepthroat my 7 inch dick with ease
were her past bfs larger?
that webm is a boy op
>>27412275
This is pretty much exactly how I feel about the matter
>>27412518
they got double as many nerve endings than a dick. they can cum infinite times a day.
plus, if you massage the breasts they can orgasm from that alone.
>>27412546
maybe he knows that and is referencing gay men caring more about size than straight women
>>27412552
Still, it's not worth it man. The sheer maintenance (tampons, anti-baby pills, day after pills) and all that other cultural stuff like make-up, hairstyles etc. just seem so dogmatic to me.
If you want to be like an animal and only count the pleasure you can recieve from it without the cost it comes with then for all I care, please be a female.
>>27412552
I think you need to get fucked in your ass.
>>27412518
From a social perspective, the vagina is better in every way.
>>27412630
>social perspective
again man, if you want to put up with the implications of having a vagina, go for it.
It is still and always will be an awful lot of work to maintain that shit.
>>27412552
>they can cum infinite times a day.
You can also orgasm infinite times, you just have to learn to do it without ejaculating.
>>27412641
its a lot of work to maintain a half of a million dollar sports car, but its worth it because everyone wants to ride it
>one life
>one chance at everything
>end up with a 5 inch dick and not even girthy
>>27412653
tfw 5.79" weiner but its girthy enough that I still need to buy large condoms at the pharmacy
>>27412641
Half the world's population manages to do it,so I can't imagine it's that hard. The the benefits would totally make up for it. Being a woman must be like living in a dream.
>>27412650
Again m8, I'm not talking against you, if you think it's worth it, then it's worth it for you. If you want to put the effort in, do it. But hell, I won't, I'm a lazy fuck and a vagina is to much work to handle for me.
I wouldn't buy an expensive sports car either, because first, I'm not the interested in cars and second, it's too much work to maintain that shit for me.
>>27409385
The degeneracy rises like a wild fire.
>>27411519
>>27411605
>check that out
>reach a forum dedicated to shady ways to enlarge your dick
>you can actually transplant part of your saphenous vein from your leg into your dick and it makes it get so pumped it gets wider than a beer can
>there are people trying to get veins from corpses rather than their own so they don't have to cut their own legs
wtf man
I'll admit the thought of having a ridiculously fat & hard dick a la hentai orcs sounds great.
Not sure I'd be willing to get surgery for it, though.
>>27412666
>jihadi pepe
>bragging about his dick
>666
why
>>27412682
some of us were just born lucky, I guess
>>27409650
>>27411269
You couldnt tell this was a girl ?
>>27412693
>less than 6 inches
>lucky
lmao
F a m.... your dick is a plug.
>>27409385
>looked up the specs
>insertable length ~7" x girth ~5.6"
>mfw bigger than both
>>27412666
>tfw close to 8" bonepressed but fat so only 7" is usable
>have to buy wider than normal condoms because normal ones feel like choking it
>can't really hold a full erection for the full duration without external aids though because out of shape
>have to fold a cockring over to maintain full erection
>might murder my dick doing it though
Given the chance I'd give up an inch of length to get proper erections. I should probably lose weight and start exercising desu
>>27412768
>have to fold a cockring over to maintain full erection
Do you mean like doubling it? Dude you're destroying your cock...
>>27412306
>took a picture to show her friend
hot
>>27412715
>your dick is a plug
Yeah, for pussy.
>>27412803
Glans: the dick
>>27412768
On the upside your dick looks really nice, what does a cock ring feel like?
>>27412768
take a pic without all the stuff on it, just your normal benis. It looks nice but you're gonna ruin it.
>>27412782
>Dude you're destroying your cock...
errytiem
I'm pretty careful with it though. I used to get bruises and shit before I learned how to double it over properly and I have never had it on for longer than 30 minutes and only do it twice a week max, often a month or more without.
>>27412819
Feels tight, feels great. I have been abusing my dick since I was like 7 or 8, so it can take a lot. I don't recommend you trying the same desu
>>27412827
I'm drunk right now so I can't get an erection, but I'll try to get around to taking one in the future. Also I'm like 30lbs fatter than in the pic.
Look closely. You can see balls flapping about.
>>27412860
those are her fingers you nincompoop
>>27412849
I put a rubber band on my dick when I was like 14 and I started bleeding out of my pores, lol, never put anything around my dick since then, besides a condom.
>>27412873
>I started bleeding out of my pores
That used to happen to me too but then I realised that if I pluck all hairs around the ring with tweezers I don't bleed anymore.
>>27412812
>Wants my dick: the post
Enjoy ;)
>>27412306
Ok normie chad now leave forever
I just wish I had a 9" or 10" dick.
protip: men obsess over dick size way more than women do. some women fetishize dick size like some men do with giant balloon tits, but thats it
protip: men obsess over dick size way more than women do. some women fetishize dick size like some men do with tight pussies, but thats it, and size does matter
>>27412986
If it makes you feel better, most dildos come with balls or suction cup ends, others most manufacturers simply add a couple inches for the woman to have something to hold on to. So an 8" dildo usually only has an insertable length of about 6.5.
see
>>27412758
>>27409385
>>27413032
tight pussies aren't a visual fetish, so your analogy doesn't even work
>>27413039
>tight pussies aren't a visual fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA2OSy3Oqhg
>>27413005
No its always:
>dick size isnt a big deal! Even 6 or 7 inches is ok so dont feel bad boys :)
Meanwhile the only men who care about huge tits are actually little boys discovering porn for the first time
Ive met more women who are into the balloon tits, everyone i know prefer smaller and cute tits
>>27413082
>Even 6 or 7 inches is ok
Only for virgin brides who vaginas adapt to only your dick.
Akira Toriyama was saying with this image: Go travel the world white man and find the perfect virgin bride!
>>27413079
>believing the pussy lips meme
rofl roast beef xD
>>27413082
>men are easily insecure about penis size and want to have huge dicks
>women are easily insecure about breast size and wish to have bigger sizes
Shocking.
Most women who care most about huge dicks are the occasional size-queen and the typical slutty casual-sex-oriented woman that's heavily into experimenting bigger, more, faster, stronger.
Of course there are more men who will gf a woman with completely flat chest (even when taking away the huge amount of desperate thirsty men who would date anyone regardless and thus skew the rate) than there are women bfing men with a micropenis, but this whole mindset of many robots that everything is binary and only in extremes is absurd. There's this belief that one needs to be perfect in every single aspect remotely thinkable to be able to find a woman who won't cheat on one. And never mind the whole personal preference argument as those same robots will likely argue that all women have the exact same preference and no woman ever is an exception. It's not just dick size either, whatever aspect you decide to pick there are robots who will assume it's the most important thing and requires at least a top 1% spot to stand a chance.It's difficult accepting opposing perspectives as potentially sound ones when it defies your insecurities. I didn't really believe my average penis would suffice for a relationship either because of porn sizes/angles and bait threads like this one, until I actually experienced it. I kept the insecurity to myself though, which helped as the insecurity would've been much more of a turn-off than any non-micropenis could ever induce.
>>27413005
And do you understand stupid the whole "size queen" thing is. I have a feeling half of it is just to sound edgy, rebellious or badass. Like its punk to be "size queen" its just bodily pleasure. Bodily pleasure is not a big part of the human experience. If it was everything we would all be high on cocain and heroin all day.
Imagine a guy saying. Yeah i dig girls with tight pussies and big breasts. It makes me cum so much harder and faster. Like you guys would not Base a relationship on fast you can come. Neither would a girl, i truly belive. Maybe some. But there are always weirdos.
>>27413136
ROASTY DETECTED
REEEEE
REEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITT: Retards who fail to realize that the rectal cavity isn't a straight path and that an erect penis could never poke someone's fuckin colon
>>27412184
Chad doesn't stick around to see the side effects
>>27412275
>I stretched my monstrous vagina to the point I'm not even capable of feeling even bigger dicks
>but it's totally different when I'm doing it with chad, I still love regular sex
remove yourself rancid whore
The pressure will always be on the man, we're the ones who preform and compete for sex.
How can women not understand and say 'ew stop being so insecure guys lol'
No fuck you. You will always be desired and get to experience several cocks as long as youre not deformed. You get to choose and select what dick you want.
You will never understand the pressure. Massive dildos, dick jokes, size shaming, dicks in porn, girl talk/gossip, tv shows etc
Everything is geared torwards: you have a smaller dick, youre not man enough.
>>27408542
This is why I only aim for trap gfs.
They may be sluts but they are toned down sluts, unlike that roastie there.
>>27408542
That's kind of awesome actually, you wouldn't be able to do that with a real dick though since it doesn't bend unlike a dildo
>have only one chance
>being born as a 5/10 beta jungle azn manlet with 4.5 x 4.7 penis.
Can i even sue nature ? This is crime. Being born like this should be illegal, this is too bad for a human. I literally envy everyone that i see everyday.
There is nothing wrong with girls using big dildos.
Being born with a vagina is a priviledge. You don't get to feel highly insecure about it, your orgasm will feel better, it's very acceptable to reject a man based on penis size, and it'll be easy for you to get sex
>>27413666
You could have a go as a girl before you try to kill yourself.
Dick size doesn't matter much when you do that, some girls even find kinky dating a trap.
>>27413718
There is nothing wrong with men rejecting women that used big dildos
>>27413734
No way, i'd rather crash my plane into pentagon than having to lose my masculinity and manliness. That's more embarrassing and humiliating than disappointing your country
>>27408542
Imageine taking a big long solid dumb, slighty too bit than usual going thorugh your rectum and stretching it a little and the comfy feeling of emptiness after this shit is out.
Now look at op pic, she is doing this again and again into infinity.
>>27413718
hot and original
okay, I guess it wasn't original
but still hot
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>>27413734
>pubes
>unbleached balls
absolutely disgusting
