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>internet bf hasn't responded in 4 hours what if he
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>internet bf hasn't responded in 4 hours

what if he killed himself
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You gave him a reason to kill himself? Fuck off you disgusting roasty bitch
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>>27406818
>Fuck off you disgusting roasty bitch
>roasty
I really hope this is bait and you're not that retarded.
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>internet gf gets online but doesn't open your messages or reply
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>>27406795
He probably just dozed off. I have that problem too if I'm talking to someone comfy.
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>>27406795
Hope you join him you degenerate slut
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>>27406795
maybe he's just fucking sick of you ever think of that you piece of literal trash
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>her bf doesn't wake up every hour to tell her he's okay
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>>27406862
I wanted to die for a while now but knew it would hurt him too much. At least I have reason to go now
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>>27406907
If you're gonna do it go out in style and do it for a cause
donate your body for science
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I WANT AN INTERNET BF WHERE DO I GET ONE???
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>>27406934
Who wants to study a tranny body?

>>27406907
Wait until tomorrow maybe he fapped himself to sleep. Slut.
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>>27407529
what's your name bro
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>>27407614
>Who wants to study a tranny body?
Who doesn't?
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>>27407529
Right here, dude.
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>>27407614
People who study the mentally ill
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>mfw i'm both OP and the internet bf
either i'm suicidal or he is

is this what we get for being gay
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Same sitch but i'm more worried he'll dump me for a much better social life

We're doomed anyway, I'm never going to meet him.
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I'm not gay but does someone want to be my internet bf?
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>>27408816
You mean "internet BROfriend"?

Cuz no, that's gay, dude.
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be my bf
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>27407529
So that's where myon's been hiding.
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>>27409016
What are the pros/cons?
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Well I guess that means that pussy is once again on the market.
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>Finally visit internet gf after knowing her for 4 years and being in a relationship for over a year
>She gets a gf two days before you get there and doesnt tell you until you get there
Never doing that again.
Pic related
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How does one obtain an internet trap gf?
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>>27410052
>She gets a gf
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>>27410557
All girls are bisexual because double the sex
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You're lucky to even have one.

I have no friends and nobody likes me so I can't get an internet bf.
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>>27410824
If you're a girl I'll be your internet bf.
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>>27410857
I'm not no
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>>27410824
>I have no friends and nobody likes me so I can't get an internet bf.
Why doesn't anyone like you? How old are you?
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Well, what do you like to do?
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>>27410932
I meant to link to
>>27410824
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>>27410932
I play video games and watch anime.
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>>27411110
What video games do you play?
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>>27410824
oh fuck off i offered to pay 1k for a famonon to be my temporary qt robot gf and i got no offers

literally the only requirments were:
>be qt
>be weeb
>agree to get on webcam

now i got a real gf and i have no time for an internet relationship anymore

and the two traps that offered to be my trap gf when i was into those fags cucked me so fuck you!
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>>27411227
I'm not a femanon.

The odds of a femanon looking for a boyfriend here are lower than the odds of a regular anon looking for one. Really.
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>>27411241
well when i was looking for a qt trap gf you should have put on a wig and offered to be my gf.

now it's too late.
you're going to stay single and i won't get to live my fantasy online.
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>tfw ignored by another anon
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>>27406795
Is he suicidal?
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>>27411270
There's a reason most people here are alone.
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>>27411227
>famonon
>qt
When you want to roll a ball, do you go to the cube store?
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>>27411270
Don't worry, friend. He's just a moronic avatarfagging attentionwhore anyways. Not worth your time. That's 90% of people asking those sorts of questions.
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>>27411379
You're probably right, but it doesn't help the loneliness or depression.
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>>27411322
when i say "qt" i don't mean stacy hot

weebs have a unique look to them that makes them qt.

as long as it's not a landwhale she'd have been fine
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>>27411161
CS:GO is the only thing I can play that I don't find really boring anymore. How about you?
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>>27411454
Don't lead the poor fellow on. Just go attentionwhore somewhere else and don't give him the wrong impression that you would actually be his friend.
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>>27411532
This is so rude. I didn't even consciously ignore it and now you're making me feel bad.

He seems nice.
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>>27411858
Not him but I've seen a lot of times where robots were actually looking for friends to play with but the person they add has like 40+ friends on steam
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I want to cuddle
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>>27411964
with who?
with me?
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>>27411877
I have no friends at all.
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>tfw cute and sweet internet bf
>tfw healthy levels of affection between the both of us instead of obsession
>tfw actually making progress and becoming more and more comfortable around each other
>tfw no lies between us
>tfw neither of us are 100% perfect and we're both okay with that
>tfw happy
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>internet friend actively avoiding you

Don't be fucking cheeky, cunt. It's not a coincidence that you've just happened to log off within minutes of me logging in four days in a row now.
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>cute anime pic
>IRL non-white racys, with small breast
Why even roleplay
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>>27413625
Damn congratulations, I honestly hope you guys can meet up one of these days.
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>>27413625
>implying you won't cheat on him
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>have "female" internet friend who ERP with and talk to every day
>genuinely nice person who makes me feel better about myself
>don't even care about their IRL gender at this point
>too pussy to ask for a photo of them or to meet up even though we live in the same country

Am I beyond all hope?
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