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God has a plan for you
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Which one?

Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden key, and Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted!
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And it's the plan for me to burn in hell for all eternity, isn't it.
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It's a plan that has me live in despair and solitude.
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My life's not great but loads of people have it worse, I wonder what God's plan for them is?
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>>27406573
Was getting me depressed part of his plan?
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>>27406706
Could be. All you have to do is accept Christ though, to the best of my knowledge, that is, other Christians will tell you different, but I think the bible makes it clear that Jesus died for our sins

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY
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>>27406573
Pretty shit plan.

Also, who the fuck does he think he is? I didn't agree to be part of this plan. Don't I at least deserve to know my role?
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Dubs this is God's plan for me
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>>27406573
Your invisible sky-fairy doesn't real
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>>27406757
This.

Who /dystheist/ here?
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may he keep watching over me
all I ask.
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>>27406573
Can you vote Bernie and give me more neetbux?
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>>27406894
Retool
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>>27406845
>Could be.

Well, he is the all powerful and all knowing being. He must have had everything predetermined at the start. I find you people insane to believe in such a tyrant.
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Everyone has a one to two millimeter energy field all around their body and if you hover your index finger above your arm lets say for a minute or two, you can feel it. Perhaps your field is bigger and can span 5-6 or even more millimeters

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
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>>27406879
you cannot choose to whom you are born
or in which nation, or during which era
others cannot choose what you will do for them
would you really want to know it all at the beginning?
what if it was tragic?
even worse
what if it turns out great
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>>27406573
If this is it, then fuck him. If this isn't it, then fuck him for being so cryptic.
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Tell god to leave me the fuck alone. If there is a sentient god, it is no better than the devil.
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>>27407784


Good things happen to the good people that wait and apply diligence. Being disrespectful while having vindictive and shallow qualities constitutes to a shitty person unable to love, unable to be loved and unable to see God.
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>>27407640
is it less insane to believe in the cosmological model
"perhaps so," you may say,
"at least there is comfort in discovering the answers
are all numbers that fit together"
and i would tend to agree
there is solid evidence for time and love and evolution and stars
but would it be so strange
to grasp what feels like a noose around your neck
to follow the chain of numbers link by link
and at the end find
a guiding hand
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>>27407845

The devil is your friend. He watches over you when you sleep and God watches over you when your awake. Like night and day.

The devil is the Ocelot to the gods Big Boss.
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>>27407845
"devil" comes from an ancient word meaning "slanderer" or "accuser"
"satan" means "adversary"
if you feel so persecuted and accused
i think you have not yet seen beyond your enemies
to the hopeful face
of god
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>>27407892
>>27407640
Love these two images

Also I don't see how you could possibly believe in God. There are zero good reasons besides existential fear. *tips fedora* but seriously what the fuck? Like imagine you never confronted religion, moved to a new school, and people unironically believed this shit. Would you not be freaked out? Would you not exclaim "what the fuck?"
It's better to confront reality than to lie to yourself. Have some self awareness before making the suggestion
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>>27407784
Of course you'd want to know. And it would turn out great then fan-fucking-tastic. Now you know you have something worthwhile to work towards, so you'd definitely do it.

You can usually deny the people and nations to which you were born. You can leave and go elsewhere. You'll always work under the thumb of someone but you can usually pick who that would be.
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>>27407861

In fact, everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted,

while evildoers and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.

But as for you, continue in what you have learned and have become convinced of, because you know those from whom you learned it,

and how from infancy you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation through faith in Christ Jesus.
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>>27406573
>tfw there is no god ;-;
being redpilled fucking sucks
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God is a selfish prick, creating life is the most fucked up shit you can do.
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>>27407640
>create an immense, phenomenal universe
>some of the little people living in it choose to spend their time masturbating or fucking each others butts
He's pretty justified in being mad at them.
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>>27408085
is fear a factor?
probably so
but if you could
would you not go
around the world
to places new
if just to find out what they do
if just to find out all along
at home
we've all been doing wrong
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god is a sadist
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>>27408100


Holy scriptures are worth just as much as the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass
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>>27408229
If you knew it would turn out alright then you would know you had a hand in making that happen so you'd do it. You'd know you would succeed. And since you will succeed, you would be willing to push it to make it better.

People are adverse to risks because of the chance of failure. If you knew it was going to work out anyway, that there was a safety net, then you will take greater risks.
Having a solid belief in god must help a lot of people. They believe they'll go to heaven so they do have that safety net. But they still don't know the plan for them. They might be destined to suffer and fail every time they take a risk. They can't know. So why chance it.
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>>27408301
Oh shit. It's a sauce. It's got to be. You're eating the cereal for the cereal, not for the milk.
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>>27408351


Having faith in God absolves all risk. To face your fears is a trial that we as people have to overcome to reach our fullest selves. Those that never risk and confront their fears head on end up failing far worse then the risk.

*Insert deep crater JPEG here*
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>>27408312
[paraphrased from Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics, Fifth Edition]
if everything were of equal value to everybody,
then there would be no reason to trade.
when somebody buys a hamburger for a dollar,
it is because they both believe
that they are getting something of value in the bargain.
because everyone values everything differently,
we see the basis of supply and demand.

if i see someone trying to sell toilet paper at a bookstore i'll think of you fondly
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>>27408374
I thought it might be a broth? I don't know, it's really rough
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>>27408412
wise man rekt
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>>27408401
And when the risk repeatedly leads to great suffering, what then? If they faced their fears, took the risk and it all fucked up and people died, what then?

Then they not only suffer but the grand meme meister throws them into hell, too.
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>>27408412
Is that the notion that if there was no value to items then every single person on the face of the earth would be hunter/gatherer, no matter how shit they were at it?
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>>27408442

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and the knowledge of the Holy One is insight.
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>>27408412


Did God create economics?

Man made economics and man has the free will to determine the value of something. Which is a sad virtue about life.
You have the will to create your own value and determine it to whatever you want.


>>27408496
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
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>>27406573
>God has a plan for you
...Neat where is the part where i check out? i'm tired of living society my dick my height my ugly my perma virgin status because i fucked up and have to live a life where i can't be with anybody no matter what. even if i find somebody who is will to put up with me i can't have sex.

This was his plan? to suffer and be a major fuck up? To not be happy? To endure the pain of life till i'm dead and then what? i end up as dirt or i suffer more in the after life?

Please tell me what winning is like? because i can't win for losing. Somebody heal me or blow my brains all over the walls. Fuck life and fuck you all.

I hate humans.
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>>27408528
if there were no value in any thing
then what would there be to hunt or gather?
and wherein could we make the measure of a man?
if a man chooses to scorn
a ring thrown out to rescue him from drowning
do you think i would weep for the ring
or for the drowning man?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Oz8UmUXbg

This is one of the most enthralling songs I have ever listened too.

Listen intently, open your ears and your heart will follow
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>>27408619
What are you on about? You still gotta eat and drink.
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>>27408564
i have seen parasitic vines that grow on trees
and monkeys that trade sex for fruit and friendship
did man invent trade, and not discover it?
are we that learned
that we then taught it to the plants and beasts
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>>27408690
You are on a roll telling the namefag how it is friend
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>>27408661
it is the curse of man that every day we must feed
this rotting hulk
but what i mean to say
is that this imparts value
to what is hunted, or gathered
and so nothing is without value
as king midas learned
when precious water turned to
worthless gold
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>>27408586

An ugly guy with confidence turns on a woman way quicker then a good looking guy with confidence. A good looking guy carries with himself a sense of vanity which is a turn off. Speak your mind. Be fearless. Don't give up yet. Grow from your mishaps and become stronger. Any guy can get any girl they want. Read the Art of seduction. A 5 foot 4 physically unattractive man was able to bag Queens because he wrote beautifully.

>>27408690
We have the technology and capabilities of giving everyone a mansion, a sports car, and everything else without ever paying for anything, or ever having to work. But that would seem like too much work to implement. Perhaps some day down the road
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but god can play around with the whole universe
he probably wrote a python script to automate all humans lives
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>>27408839
You're a troll fuck off. i can see right through you're bullshit you have power? KILL ME!
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>>27408839
> God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground."

i also hope for a day
when we can with dignity
declare that there are no sick or starving
> some day down the road
you say
i am hopeful
today there are mobile phones in Nairobi
peace museums in Hiroshima
and prosperity in Nanking
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the mental gymnastics people do to explain why some people being dealt unbearably shit lives is part of "god's plan" is amazing
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>>27409019


I hope so too anon. Perhaps we will be the generation that does it. A unified world where everyone has anything they want. A world where no one needs to feel the need to indulge. A world where hatred and despair ceases to exsist. A world where we all unite under one love and evil and tyranny is moot.

>>27408973

Knowledge is power. Becoming knowledgeable is your saving grace. There's a free PDF if you want to look into it. But hurry up, the clock is ticking.
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>>27406573
Fuck God. I'd rather die than go to heaven
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>>27406573
Reminder:

God does not exist
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>commit suicide
>get sent to hell because of it
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>>27409138


God's plan is for everyone to carry out their own plans as far removed from impurity and wickedry as best as they can.
No one is.perfect and everyone is flawed and we are all equal in that sense. We all have strenghts and weaknesses but dwelling on the weaknesses of yourself without acknowledging the strenghts is the biggest fuck up anyone can do.

Your short? Who cares
Your unnatractive? So what
Your not intelligent? Big fucking deal
Your not rich? So is a majority of people
Your not happy? Find your happiness again
You dont have someone to love? Then get off your ass and find one
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>>27409235
>You dont have someone to love? Then get off your ass and find one

>Your short? Who cares
>Your unnatractive? So what
>Your not intelligent? Big fucking deal
>Your not rich? So is a majority of people

These are contradictory.
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>>27409165

Le edgy contrarian baby

>>27409229
>Commit suicide
>Get reincarnated as Kim Kardashians butt plug
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hey god, why do you make people with down's syndrome

also, what's up with "sudden infant death syndrome", why did you make that
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>>27409259

We inhabit a physical universe, that's guided by a spiritual one, that's dictated by a mental one as we communicate on a virtual one.

Do I have to spoon-feed everything?
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>>27409290
God didn't make any of those you stupid tard. you should blame your own mom for drinking while she was pregnant with you
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>>27409367
>God didn't make any of those
God made everything dawg
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>>27409290

To trifle against God comes at a karmic penance

The parents of those children trifled with God and karma played itself out naturally unfortunately.
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>>27406573
Too bad my plan is to be alone.
Once I leave my mark, thats when women will "want" me. But its all a lie. They'll only want me for the internet popularity/money whatever. (If Undertaint can get popular I will too. Its not hard.)

No one will legitimately reach out to me. The only relationships open to me are where I will be used or cucked. It's better to sit atop my (small) empire alone.
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>>27409320
Please tell me how to "get off my ass and find someone to love"

>Your short? Who cares
Women care.
>Your unnatractive? So what
Women will not love someone that's unattractive.
>Your not intelligent? Big fucking deal
It's a big deal to women.
>Your not rich? So is a majority of people
And a majority of people are unhappy.
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>>27409462

Do as you feel as long as you don't turn out vitiol about it.

But perhaps you made yourself unavailable to everyone as you focused in on your path and everyone you come across sensed a distance from you and knew you were going to be non committed to them
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>>27406573
Thank you God for creating me in the year 1989 in a 1st World country.
I'll pretend to ignore all the people who weren't as lucky.
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>>27409515
Nah man, they did something to anger God and they deserve it

These little shits weren't even baptized, the heretics
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>>27409277
calm down there, tripfag, this isn't exactly the place to take things unironically
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>>27409553
The Raping of Nanking wouldn't have happened if they believed in Jesus.
Oh and the 30 Year War just a prank. haha haha.
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>>27409485

Reality check, women are on average shorter, lack the same grasps of complexities as men (men see things more technical, women see things more superficial) and have to apply makeup to appear attractive. If it wasn't for heels makeup and their made up sex appeal, they wouldn't appear as intimidating. It's all an illusion. Just acknowledging those technicalities will make you more empowered when it comes to dealing with women.

There are 3 types of women
1)Gold-diggers
2)Dumb Gold-diggers
3)Real women that are in touch with compassion and are down to earth.
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>>27409624
>Real women that are in touch with compassion and are down to earth.
And I'll never be good enough for these women. They have plenty to choose from and they aren't going to choose me.
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>>27409514
No, you're 100% right. I just dont want to be used.
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>>27409568


Metalockalypse is dope. I was being sarcastic the same way you were
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>>27406573
Gee, thanks for that
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>>27409645


Most men are non committed sexual deviants with their head shoved up their ass. As long as you don't come off like that your fine. Keep it real.

Women feel the urge to get cock way more then you feel the urge to stick your dick in a hole. If you activate the urge, they'll groe crazy for you. And if you keep on activating the urge you'll have them orbiting you.

Most men are clueless on how to trigger it
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>>27409755
>Keep it real.
BUZZZZ

BUZZZZZZ

JUST BEEEEEEEEEE YOURSELF
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>>27409762


Thanks for the kek, here's your (you)

1+1=2

Most dudes think it's 1(x^45/2.45) + 1 = 2

And women sense that unclarity in dudes and it's unattractive.
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>>27409755
>If you activate the urge, they'll groe crazy for you.

how to activate the urge:

step 1. have an attractive face

(if failing step 1, see step 1b)

step 1b: have lots of money
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>>27409856

No nigga.

It's so much more simpler then that.

It's the second you talk to them they'll have the urge.

Women are biologically wired to get turned on by anyone and by anything as long as they don't sense weakness in you.
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God here. I really don't give a shit about any of you or what you do - you and everyone else serve your purpose and act according to my plan no matter what you think it is that you choose to do. You are the limitless pawns which further my goals and nothing more. I do not love you, I am not capable of such mortal drivel. Carry on with your lives, do whatever it is that pleases you. Do not concern yourselves with me or my agenda; staring at the sun will only bring blindness. Do not fall prey to the wiles of old spirits born of dead men entombed in desert wastes.
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>>27406573
Well congratulations you made me feel miserable, what's the next step of your godly plan?
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>>27409911
>Women are biologically wired to get turned on by anyone and by anything
get out of here
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>>27409973


>>27409973

Then they shittest you too see if your bae material. They dance you follow. Learn a new approach if your non existent one isnt doing you any good.


it's not like I'm Chad or anything ;)
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>>27410071
>Then they shittest you too see if your bae material.
Can you repeat that in English?
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>>27409974
>If you don't want to take advice from a Chad that's on you
i'm not taking your advice because it's fucking stupid and not applicable

if you're an ugly fuck, even if you're a confident ugly fuck, no woman is getting turned on

chads literally live in a fantasy world, they don't understand what it's like to be an ugly male
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>>27410080


They want to see if your trust worthy to open up too. Like a lotus bud opening up it's petals
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>>27410109


If you are able to be this reach this level of juvinileness then you aren't mentally competent to be dealing with women in the first place. Grow up you sheltered prude
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>>27410157
explain how I'm wrong, dumbfuck
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>>27410165

>i'm not taking your advice because it's fucking stupid and not applicable

Everything I said in this thread is applicable

if you're an ugly fuck, even if you're a confident ugly fuck, no woman is getting turned on
>wrong, vanity is a turn off towards real down to earth women
chads literally live in a fantasy world, they don't understand what it's like to be an ugly male
>beauty is skin deep and subjective. Everyone sees everyone differently its called a reality tunnel. Everyone is beautiful in there own way. You just have to learn to bring out your inner beauty. Or refine yourself a bit more.
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>>27410229

Not one person sees the world the exact same way.
You might be ugly to yourself, but that doesn't mean you are an ugly person. Perhaps you suffer from body dysmorohia.

But before you call someone a dumbfuck, get educated
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>>27410229
>Everyone is beautiful in there own way. You just have to learn to bring out your inner beauty.
like I said, you live in a fantasy world

when you're ugly, people think you're meaner, people think you're stupider, people treat you worse, and there will never be any physical attraction between partners (one of the most important parts of a relationship)
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I thought god stopped caring after the adam and eve thing. basically needed his son to kill himself to absolve us or something?
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Bullshit. Destiny is a lie, I write my own story
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>>27410262
>You might be ugly to yourself, but that doesn't mean you are an ugly person. Perhaps you suffer from body dysmorohia.
mmmm, no, I'm pretty sure I'm ugly

you don't go your entire life never being loved if you aren't ugly

people don't look annoyed when you approach them to ask a question if you aren't ugly

you don't get laughed at when asking someone out if you aren't ugly

people don't call you a creep for just existing if you aren't ugly
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>>27410273

when you're ugly, people think you're meaner, people think you're stupider, people treat you worse, and there will never be any physical attraction between partners (one of the most important parts of a relationship)

That's your own reality tunnel shaped from your lack of experiences. If you said stupider unironically, then I hate to break it to you, but you got a lot of fucking learning to do about the real world. Shaping your world view based off of 4chan is only going to keep perpetually hurting you fucking masochist
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>>27410373
Also known as the physical attractiveness stereotype and the "what is beautiful is good" principle, the halo effect, at the most specific level, refers to the habitual tendency of people to rate attractive individuals more favorably for their personality traits or characteristics than those who are less attractive. Halo effect is also used in a more general sense to describe the global impact of likeable personality, or some specific desirable trait, in creating biased judgments of the target person on any dimension. Thus, feelings generally overcome cognitions when we appraise others."

>(Standing, L. G., in The SAGE Encyclopedia of Social Science Research Methods, Volume 1, 2004)
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>>27410312

I'm a 9/10 and everything you described happens to me and happens everyone regularly. Not everyone is going to love you, but to say that it's impossible for someone to love you is ludicrous. I've never been in love before and will probably never be in love, but thats my decision. Life is a series of choices. You decide willingly to do whatever, the same way you decided to make the choice of coming onto r9k
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>>27410442
>I'm a 9/10 and everything you described happens to me
this is the last (You) you're getting from me, enjoy your thread
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>>27410396


And then the angelic being of divinity opens up their mouth and spews unattractive bullshit and any halo evaporated into devil horns and they are ridiculed and mocked way worse
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>>27406573
Who cares? If it's god's plan to make my life as awful as it is, then I see no reason to give a shit about what he wants.God can fuck off and die for all I care.
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>>27410467

you got to have the bad with the good. God speed anon
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I'm a European Pagan. Fuck off Abrahamics, you can't be real nords.
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>>27410467
best girl confirmed

blx
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Spirit of my silence, I can hear you
But I'm afraid to be near you
And I don't know where to begin
But I don't know where to begin.
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>>27406573
>God's Plan for anon's life: JUST FUCK HIS WHOLE LIFE UP, SENPAI

I'm gonna beat the shit out of God someday.
That faggot better square up.
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>>27406845
>accept Christ
Literally the only thing that's left of my faith, as we can neither confirm the existence of God's interventions nor his good will
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>>27411728
Forgot:
>this is all which remains so I don't go to hell
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>>27407861
>Being disrespectful while having vindictive and shallow qualities constitutes to a shitty person unable to love, unable to be loved and unable to see God.
Just as he wanted.
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>>27411922
Just as you wanted

>>27411728
Open a random book turn to a random page and read a random passage

>>27411570
God can conjure a legion of dragons that spit tzar bombs with a lock of hair, you literally have a better chance at getting laid
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>>27408124
Why? He created them with this kind of sexual appetite. It is his fault. I'm sure the majority of this board wouldn't be perverts if they got a gf in time. But God made women to prefer Chad, to prefer sharing a Chad than being with a non-Chad.

Can't have ot both ways, anon. Either God is omnipotent and this is his fault, or he's not and then he isn't a God.
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Religion is for cucks who need to be told what to think.
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why did god make me a freak
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>>27413976
>But God made women to prefer Chad

I don't think you know how free will and temptation works.
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God may exist, who fucking knows?

But it's pretty clear if he does exist he doesn't give a fuck about you, me, your parents, your neighbors or fucking anyone on this planet

If he didn't stop the pointless battles of the Argonne Forest then I don't understand why you would possibly think he cares about us
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