>give bf twenty bucks so he can buy weed for the week (he starts puking from withdrawals and his dad won't give him any more money)
>suddenly disappears from all social media
>he ignores all my messages about Easter brunch
>family thinks less and less of me as they observe this dynamic
Any other practice gfs here?
Update:
He told me to stop bothering him while he was playing videogames
lol
>>27406424
>>27406585
Ya he is smoking weed and playing vidya but he's probably smoking weed with another chic. Sorry fembot.
>>27406585
Maybe he wants to be left alone because you're a fucking wet blanket.
>>27406650
He can just say he doesn't want to come to brunch, that's literally all I need from him.
>>27406585
>>27406424
Female cuck? Dump his good for nothing ass you stupid whore.
>>27406424
Leave you degenerate whore.
>>27406703
The last time I tried he wouldn't stop crying.
Also, we've had intercourse so I'm permanently ruined.
>>27406721
I think I fit in pretty good with all the rest of the mopey schmucks though.
You'd probably deus vult a little better if you left for /pol/
Ignoring gf for video games is dumb. He will regret that in the future.
If it makes you feel any better it goes both ways. I'm ashamed of my practice gf and get shit from family and friends ever her. I can't just say it's only a ruse for cheap poon so I pretend to love her but sometimes I accidentally let out how much I hate her. I don't really see her as a person. It's more like a blanket or pet. She's mine to be used as I please and everyone else can fuck off. I intend to upgrade and have already cheated a couple times, but it doesn't count because she's not a real gf. She's a few points below me so I know I'm safe with her. Sometimes I just don't feel like putting in the effort and it's nice to have some C grade pussy waiting on me.
>>27406940
why? he's already fucked her, he has nothing to prove.
>>27406953
IMO practice gf isn't worth it. It made my parents proud, but thats about it. Even 6 months later, still I feel shame whenever people bring that name up. People lost tons of respect for me for dating such an unattractive chick. It was even worse after people found out we fucked. I'm stuck in a situation where I can either pretend I was attracted to her (obvious lie) or I can be honest about it, which makes me look like a loser and an asshole.
>weed
>puking from withdrawal
so you have the iq of a rodent, then?
>>27406953
>I don't really see her as a person. It's more like a blanket or pet. She's mine to be used as I please and everyone else can fuck off. I intend to upgrade and have already cheated a couple times, but it doesn't count because she's not a real gf.
>>27407028
you can't even drink coffee on a regular basis without adverse effects and slight addiction.
Weed isn't fucking inert.
Well we can know for sure if you're a practice girlfriend pretty easily, just post some body pics.
>>27407084
No, that is fucking retarded, you don't fucking throw up from weed withdrawal, you get slight depression, you get mild headaches, the "boyfriend" was clearly being a melodramatic little twat to get weed money, Op is a fucking idiot.
>>27406424
>weed
>withdrawals
Wat?
>>27406752
>The last time I tried he wouldn't stop crying.
So? That's what happens when you break up with someone.
>>27406919
>I think I fit in pretty good with all the rest of the mopey schmucks though.
M-maybe we can be friends haha no but really
>>27407177
>y-y-you showed up in my bait thread
>it only took 35 minutes
I've started to craft shitposts specifically for you.
Hi anon.
Can you tell me why you specifically go after fembot treads?
How long have you been here? What are the threads you like most and feel are being edged out by fembots?
>>27406683
What about his needs you selfish cunt? Why is it always about you?
>>27406585
>>27406424
You're a fucking retard
But you willingly associate with stoners and likely are one, so you deserve a fiery death.
>>27407240
>clicked the thread because I like the garbage pail-looking robot
>/r9k/? I dunno a day or 2
>don't understand the expression "edged out"
>>27406424
>puking from withdrawals
Yeah buddy I don't think it's the weed he's withdrawing from..
>>27407289
>he's not stutter defense misogynybot
I think I may have imagined an anon, who I've been trying to lure out with posts for the past month.
>>27407262
Also, I know who this is.
I'm gonna dump some manga now.
>>27407377
You really are a doormat of a person, OP.
>>27407389
You surround yourself with horrible people then you get depressed and wonder who's fault it is.
>>27407396
You make mistake after mistake, and keep coming back t an abusive egomaniac.
>>27407411
Maybe you'd enjoy life more if you didnt let some addict decide who can and who can't be in your life
>>27407421
Maybe you need to find value in yourself in leave all these people behind
>>27407441
But no, you refuse that.
You keep letting them bully you into doing what they want.
>>27407451
I always wanted to tell you these things, I really did.
>>27407396
I'm trying to draw out somebody specific on the board who posts in an interesting and consistent fashion Fish, I was lying.
As all decent lies are, it was based in truth.
Now my observation attempt is ruined.
>>27407458
Maybe I was too soft and didnt want to upset you.
>>27407467
I dont care.
>>27407477
Well, my rant is over. I'm probably a fucking lunatic.
Gonna keep dumping though
>>27407485
This is probably one of my least favorite mangas I have.
>>27407497
There's not really any suspense or oomph to it.
>>27407497
builds character
yeah..youre both real winners...
>>27407510
>>27407514
What?
>>27407520
A nice doormat and a pair of muddy shoes to ruin it.
>>27407543
Another thing is the plot is paced poorly.
The reveal too much too early.
>>27407556
By half way through you know everything and just see it happen afterwards.
>>27407573
I'd delete it if I wasnt a file hoarder.
>>27407595
I'd also delete bio house.
It's pretty bad too.
>>27407573
the penwork is more varied in weight, I assume it's an earlier manga.
>>27407608
>>27407612
It's not super early, it's around the middle of his career.
Good observation.
>>27406424
Fuck off whore.
I'm curious what made you cunts think you were welcome here?
Bye clementine ford is a shit journalist.
>>27406953
>tfw have a chick like this
>doing this to her
>realize i'm a really shitty person
Pic related.
>>27407635
Mountain of gods is also fucking horrible.
It's like horror manga jr.
>>27407645
I read it, but never saved it.
It was that bad.
>>27407644
Kill yourself
>>27407668
This is where this one becomes inadequate over complete shit
>>27407681
Dr. Dick arrives on the scene, after that shovel chinned loli
What's the difference between practice gf and first love?
Hint: It's the same as the difference between creepy and cool.
>>27407693
Looks like she saw Rob Schneider
>>27407706
Or some Schneider.
Shneiders should not be allowed near children.
>>27407668
>Kill yourself
Probably will already, sweetie. But I'll be smug in the mean time.
Tits?
>>27407733
>>27407739
You sure you wanna see a hairy man chest?
you should kill yourself now.
>>27407755
I wouldnt post it anyways.
I'm not a /soc/ cunt.
>>27407755
>You sure you wanna see a hairy man chest?
You're asking this on a board filled with boipucci and traps? Like I give a shit.
>>27407739
>sweetie
>tits
Hue hue hue
10/10
>>27407770
>>27407774
You assumed I'm a chick because I told you to kill yourself
Everyone wants you to.
>>27407794
>Hey kid let me in
>I'm a fairy
>>27407816
I feel unappreciated
I dump manga in a trash thread for you people and nobody is even commenting.
>>27407794
You formatted your dramatic announcements in a slightly feminine manor, and used a trip, it wasn't a totally outlandish assumption.
>>27407828
I should just not post the last page or something
>>27406424
dude weed tho
>>27407841
>>27407831
You format yours in an extremely homosexual manner.
>>27407852
End
Let this thread die now.
>>27407841
>I should just not post the last page or something
No one's reading it anyway, femanon.
>>27407867
>femanon
Garbage term. Dont use it.
I'm a guy
>>27407841
>>27407828
Hideo?
More like Hideous!
>>27407891
>be a guy
>thinks femanon is a "garbage" term
Sure, missy. Sure you do.
>>27407859
My cutting contact was also more mutual than I admitted.
I was embarrassed after my freak-out, and honestly I don't enjoy friendship. The sense of being important to others is upsetting. His unease about you just gave me a convenient excuse.
I lie constantly because I'm a coward.
>>27407979
I don't give a shit.
You managed to do it at the worst possible time and I learned a valuable lesson from it.
>>27408019
It's why I contacted you in the first place, to stomp out that good will towards stupid fucking whores.
>>27406424
I would have smoked that with you desu
>>27408081
Don't you worry, there's no good will left for anyone anymore.
>>27408112
That's a shame. Although I have no idea why you're arguing with this goof.
>>27408112
I should also admit that in the thread about the event, after that one person started writing offensive couplets I joined him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/soc/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/adv/
Why the FUCK are you discussing this on /r9k/?!It`s like there are these other two boards for you fucking normies to infest.GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>27407022
It made your parents proud? I'm curious as to how you ended it. Mines not particularly ugly or attractive, just dumb as shit. She let's me fuck how I like which is why I keep her so long. Everyone says women are submissive but I apparently have a different idea of kink than your typical bdsm means black lingerie and 5 light swats on the ass by hand bitch. My parents tried cornering me to answer once asking when I'm going to marry or dump her. I tried to answer without sounding autismal. I said I don't believe in marriage but am afraid of being alone. Beta as fuck but they've let up on the talk of kids and marriage. I'd rather they think I'm just a sperg who can't be alone than know she's the only bitch stupid enough to let me abuse and degrade her that much. I am fond of her despite her many shortcomings it reminds me of Data talking of friendship. I'm familiar and comfortable with her. What more is there to love anyway? She provides me more value than she costs right now. That's good enough for me.
>>27407039
I have a cat and I consider it a pet as well. I'm not going to write sonnets about it but I would miss it were I to lose it. In a way ins better to be loved as a pet. It's a lot easier to hamster away the shitty parts of her. I wouldn't want her as a friend. She's a good pet though.
>>27407644
It seems wrong, but I'm a narcissist. I rationalize it saying I'm such a great guy she should consider herself fortunate to be used by me in such a way. It's all in how you frame it mi amigo.
>>27408325
seriously. why can't normans fuck off to /adv/?
>>27408325
>>27408421
friendly reminder,
>r9k isn't your sekrit klub
>having a gf doesn't make you a normie
>even if it did, normies are perfectly within their rights to post on r9k
>>27408493
Gay, kill yourself.
Cyborgs are the most pleb parts of Chad, but almost as pathetic as robots.
Die one thousand deaths.
>>27408493
The real reminder here is that there is absolutely no reason for normals to come here, they are wasting their time and need to fuck off
>>27408525
>>27408536
Look, maybe you would have a better chance of being happy and getting a gf if you sought professional help and gave even a modicum of effort. These autistic fits of rage cannot be good for your mental health or wellbeing. All people are, always have been, and always will be welcome to post on /r9k/.
>>27408591
>all these assumptions about me
fuck off normalfag armchair psychologist
>>27406683
You don't need shit
