>younger sister is hosting a party tonight because parents are out of town
>at least a hundred chads, stacies and tyrones are in the backyard and inside drinking, smoking pot, being loud as hell, blasting rap music and probably having sex throughout the house or whatever else normies do
>im stuck upstairs in my room
>have already had a few people try to come into my room quietly thinking no one is here presumably for sex or bjs, luckily have a lock on the door
>sister will probably hook up with some nigger once the party is over and everyone leaves
what do i do
How about go and have fun. Who knows, you might get laid.
Call 911 and say somebody's getting raped in your room. When they break down your door show them your k/d in a Quake 1v1 lobby.
call the police on them? just use a fake name when reporting
>>27406346
Call the cops, OP.
>>27406372
who allowed this normie in this thread
>>27406346
I was in a similar situation recently. I went out for a nice meal at a cozy sushi restaurant up the street instead of joining my roomie's MtG party. It felt good to reaffirm my rejection of normie-life and feel comfortable with myself.
so go and smoke with them
lock your door behind you
>>27406346
How big is her butt? Does she have nice thighs?
>>27406431
if he left someone would have sex on his bed then probably have some dudes' cum all over his sheets
Get drunk and do drugs why the hell not
>>27406372
im 19 almost 20, these are 15-17 year old high schoolers with maybe a few that have turned 18 but trying to figure that out would be too difficult. also even though i might be able to pass as 17 or 18, i wouldnt be able to pass for a chad and get laid
>>27406346
go steal some booze in a water bottle and take it back to your room
it's what i would do
>>27406346
Stay in your room. Come out if you need to use the toilet, or eat.
It's your house. If they don't like it, fuck em.
Pro level: do it in your undies, or nekkers.
>>27406478
do you have condoms? make sure your sister has one before you become an uncle
>>27406431
but to do that i would have to make my way through all of the normies throughout the house to the front door then go outside too and get past all the chads and stacies fucking around out front.
>>27406346
>Shit, piss and throw up everywhere
>Mess everything up
>Cum on some condons and spread them on your parents room
>Go back to your room
>Call the cops
>Watch from your window as Chads and Stacies flee
>Watch your sister cleaning all your shit alone
>Have a good night's sleep
>>27406458
she is hosting a party with tons of the popular kids, obviously she is gonna be pretty hot
>>27406478
You're at just the right age to be old enough where its cool instead of creepy. Go for it.
How does this shit even happen? How could you let your you younger sister get eway with that? If my sister hooked up with someone I'd smack the shit out of her. Being a beta is one thing, being a carpet is another.
>>27406346
Did you call the cops yet?
>pic related
Origionigger
>>27406431
>implying an MTG party is a normie thing
MTG is not normie. It's cyborg tier, at BEST. It's still frowned upon hardcore because it's a fucking trading card game.
Update: just snuck out and looked downstairs and there are like 60 percent white stacy girls and the rest is like half niggers half chads. what is it with niggers going to parties? the high school here is only like 3-4 percent black so pretty much all of the blacks from the school have to be here to see this many dindus. also pretty sure someone is fucking in the bathroom next to my sisters room since the light and fan is on. kill me
>>27406346
Just call the cops and blame one of your neighbors. Then go to sleep to the sound of your sisters bitter tears when she realizes she won't be getting dicked down tonight
>>27406628
Ya man ull def be able to bang one of em age of consent is 16 in most states, they'll think your cool older and mysterious
>>27406749
pretty sure the cops would trace that to me
>>27406723
>what is it with niggers going to parties?
They're free, plus the white roasties everywhere.Did you call the cops yet?
>>27406760
Not if you put the tip in annonomously
Wait until the party gets to the point where people are passing out. Drag a Stacie into your cave. When your finished, dump her outback.
Post pics or vids, op. I don't believe you.
>>27406777
>the word 'Anonymois appears several dozens times on this webpage
>misspell it
Fuck that was subtle. I like it.
9/12 good job
>>27406397
This.
>>27406405
And this
>>27406417
But really, this.
I'd call the local authorities with complaints of underage drinking and drug usage, might want to throw in some rape allegations while you're at it.
>>27406723
where da white womym at mistuh
>>27406346
Kill them, all of them
Fuck someone and have some fun OP
Quit being a fucking loser
Original
>>27406877
>legitimately stupid
>get told post was troll post
>r8d 9/12
Thanks for the r8 m8 I appreci8
>>27406880
Also, tell them at least 50% of the people there are niggers.
>>27406880
My only problem with calling the cops is the fact that i might get in trouble for allowing it since im an adult. Especially if i call anonymously. Plus i would get in worse trouble than my sister for getting her arrested than she would for hosting a party.
Do something really autistic to ruin the whole party. RRREEEEEEEEEE
>>27406948
If you're really scared then just go to your local McDonalds order some nugs and wait for about an hour or so then go back. Cops wouldn't know you were there and party will already be dispersed problem solved
>>27406346
OP I have to be perfectly frank with you.
Your parents are out of town and she invites a bunch of people. These people then walk around your house like it's some kind of club, use every single room like they own the place, try to fuck in unoccupied rooms etc.
I can't imagine your parents are cool with this. I've seen so many house parties and it's disgusting, a bunch of strangers show up because they know someone who knows someone and then they basically rape your house. Also girls are shit party hosts, they absolutely suck at keeping track of what's happening and they don't care, they are women. If a girl is hosting a house party you could literally piss in the fridge and half the people would cheer you on. Nobody respects a girl as a "host" of anything, she's basically opening the gates of your house like female politicians are opening the gates to Europe. It's the same fucking thing.
It doesn't sound like you have any influence over your younger sister. This is wrong. I might be a 20-something robot but I raised my two younger sisters because my mother was too lenient with them. It's basically my only "real" achievement irl.
Your entire home is wrong, your family is wrong. Do something. This is on you.
Serious question here. How long do these high school parties last? Its been going on for about an hour at this point.
>>27406974
This, make the whole house stink of shit or something
Throw a brick at your neighbour's window or something. If you're too pussy to call the cops make them do it, but make sure not to get caught.
>>27406346
What emotion is this image macro supposed to convey?
>>27407006
Nigga, it lasts until you run out of alcohol and shit.
Original
>>27406723
>white stacies at party in your house
>GUARANTEED DRUNK AND LOOSE
>posting on /r9k/ about how to get rid of them all
It infuriates me when other robots get chances to improve their situation a little and never do it.
>>27406974
Also a good way to make sure your sister won't get to be a Stacy.
Take a shit in the house somewhere or take a shit into something and fling it from the upstairs down onto the people below and run back to your room.
>>27406478
you are missing a prime opportunity right now. as the owner of the house you have the right to be a giant dick and act alpha the normies will laugh and they cant do anything to you in your house. ive seen this done before and the big brother even got laid do it faggot
>>27406397
>>27406405
>Other people are having fun.
>I must ruin it because I'm a social reject and jelly af.
>not hiding in the corner in the dark and watching someone lose their virginity
MAKE A FALSE FLAG ATTACK
INVITE RANDOM PEOPLE FROM THE STREET
SAY THERE'S FREE SNACKS
START A MASSIVE FIGHT THEN HIDE
BLAME IT ON YOUR SIS
>>27407154
>promoting cuckoldry
>>27407006
It depends if your parents will be home in the morning. Most people will likely leave by 1am or so and a smaller group will chill until 3-4am
>>27407047
Probably being surrounded by people partying loudly?
>>27407093
LIKE THAT GUY WHO TOOK A SHIT ON THE MAYO JAR
TAKE A SHIT
PUT IT INSIDE A BREAD LOAF
LOCATE IT ON THE PARTY'S NUCLEUS
>>27407018
>go downstairs
>try to go unnoticed
>if anyone ask you where you're going remember the basics of CQC
>go down in the basement or wherever your furnance is located
>open your furnance
>somehow find a way to shit inside your furnace
>turn it on full blast as you leave
>go upstairs casually like nothing happened
>whole house eventually smells like shit
>everyone leaves
>>27407151
>Strangers are all over my house fucking my shit up
>but it's okay cause they're having fun!
Also OP play this at full volume and shoot up the place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzjhl6vWDk
>>27407047
Panic
origininininal
>at least a hundred chads, stacies and tyrones are in the backya
>tyrones
Every time a Tyrone flirts or touches a Stacy, get evidence and send it to her Dad. Hilarity WILL ensue. They might even send your sister to Somalia for a week if she hooks up with Tyrone.
>>27407170
I love ideas like this. You have to strike back with full force, show these normies what autism is capable of. If you're a robot but not /machiavelli/ then what are you even doing
cosplay as an anime girl
>>27407179
Jesus christ. My parents are out of town until sunday night. This is going to be a while, even if i decide to escape and leave to go get tendies or jack in the box im still going to be coming back with the same amount of people here or i will have to wait a few hours in a parking lot before it starts dwindling down.
>>27406346
Notify your parent's of this immediately.
>>27407282
Oh boy. Prepare to have people asleep all over your house tomorrow morning.
>>27407224
The autistic OP has his room locked, retard.
>>27406346
>letting your younger sister decide that a bunch of fuckwads can come to your house and fuck it up
>>27406346
Call your parents and the cops.
>>27407277
Then present the boypushy
When someone fucks it yell IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>remove light bulb
>get blunt weapon
>unlock door
>Chad and his whore try to enter your room to be degenerates
>they can't turn on the light
>they decide to be vile degenerates in the dark anyway
>beat them to death
Blackmail your sister.
its your house too and you are older. step up and set some rules and kick people out if need be.
>>27407304
So? Does that mean he can't unlock the door?
LAXATIVE MAN WHERE ARE YOU
LAX MAN SHOW US THE WAY
>Take pictures and send them to her husband several years down the road
>Repeat with every boyfriend she meets after high school
>Watch her become a miserable trailer wife with a baby that looks nothing remotely like her
>Find a way to become center of attention
>Kill yourself in front of everyone
>Everyone flees in terror
>You win
>>27407444
I have never heard of this man but he sounds like a man with all the answers
>>27407312
Read this OP.
What is going to happen? Your sis getting pissed? lol.
>>27407406
No, he's saying that the normies aren't messing with his stuff because his room is secure.
I dont know how much more of this rap music rocking the whole house i can take. This betas about to crack.
>>27406346
Walk out with a gun, shout "party's over cocksuckers" and fire it in the air a couple times.
>>27406346
>what do i do
get some in ear headphones, crawl in bed with phone/laptop/whatever, listen to music or some terrible lets play or whatever you're into, relax and drown out the outside world.
>>27407481
>Samefagging a forced meme you posted a week ago to make it look legit
>>27407483
It's his house, retard. You don't just let people fuck with shit in your house, regardless of whether it's "yours" or not.
originally call the fucking cops, dumbass
put laxatives in the alcohol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NAQwE0tEO1Q
do this op
>>27407532
It's his parent's house. You have a serious disorder I think you're unaware of.
>>27407650
His parents left with hopes that they would take care of their home. You don't let a bunch of strangers and druggies just walk all over all the shit your parents worked hard for to provide for you.
OP here gonna jerk off then head out to get some jack in the box.
>>27406723
>party where 60% of people are women of any race
bitch you better get down there that's a miracle number
>>27407650
The fuck is wrong with you, you think his parents want this? He's the "owner" while they're out of town, def not his younger sister
See >>27407703
set up a hidden cam in your sisters room and record her getting blacked
>>27406346
>Drink
>Take a knife
>???
>Profit
Status report, OP. Did you call your parents? Or the cops?
>>27406397
>>27406405
>>27406417
if you want to do the lord's work then to this.
>>27407907
Just finished jerking off. Getting ready to head out to get some tacos.
>>27408036
Also trying to call and get ahold of my sister since i have no idea where she is but she wont answer or text back. If she responds im going to tell her to wrap up the party and tell them to leave or im calling the cops and our parents.
LATERALLY all you have to do is call the cops
It's pretty obvious
you should have called the police on your house desu
>>27408202
average but she is going through one of those rebellious phases
>>27408266
>>27406346
Why haven't you called the police you dumb faggot. Do it and report back. Say there's armed men in your house. It's gonna be epic.
>>27408315
>>27408266
>>27406346 (OP)
Forgot to add.So there's so many niggers there, you may get a few of them killed. :^)
>>27408266
As a 6'3 White guy with a nice jawline & big dick who was a giant man whore druggy in his teen years, if someone called the cops on me I would have been more rebellious.
I just grew out of it & now act like an old fuck tard though I'm in my 20's.
Take it from what you guys call a Chad & not these robots, calling the cops will do your sister no real favors in the long run.
Be a pest on a personal level & continually get on her about her behavior in small joking annoying ways, it will work wonders, I assure you.
>>27407047
Getting physically sick and dizzy from the social anxiety.
I happens to me.
>>27407597
>house full of qtpi's that all simultaneously need to shit
>icanfaptothis.png
Anime Instrumental ann sing the lyrics along at the top of your loungs
>>27408427
>expecting a woman to just grow out of it
>claims to be Chad
lol.
>>27406478
>be able to pass
what....
if they are drinking they honestly can't tell the difference, fucking ESPECIALLY if they are that young. just say you live there, give a girl a tour and start making out. how hard can this shit be are you gay?
>>27407047
It some stupid normie meme that got big a few weeks ago
Oc oc oc oc
Invite /b/ to the party
>parents leave town
>they expect the older brother to look over the house and his younger sister
>limp wristed brother doesnt stop sister from having a party
>instead of nipping it at the bud lets the party get out of control
>going to call the police
>parents and op will be liable for under age sale
youre going to be blamed for this shit op, you retarded pussy ass faggot. you are the MAN of the house take fucking charge.
Post pics, sneak downstairs if you have to or out a window. I don't believe you.
>>27408654
You're the morons who created the definition of Chad to be solely based off of physical traits & the activities they partake in or had been involved with in the past.
My opinions of people & their habits/future habits have nothing to do with what I'd be generally referred to as on this board.
FYI I am also going through my training to become a LEO & have worked with troubled youth since I grew out of my own bullshit.
I'm not sitting here feeding OP all of that stupid positive reinforcement bullshit I have to tell families of troubled kids.
The Fucking reality is that dumb little bitches like op's sister currently happens to be will respond more to being annoyed than anything.
>>27406346
this is literally what just happened to me last night,
long story short i ended up pissing in a bottle because i didnt want to go out of my room
>>27406346
Nerve gas is the only right answer
>>27408439
happens to most people in uncomfortable situations you just need to get used to them.
>>27408752
This, post your address on /b/
They will fuck everything up but at least your sister will have a ruined party
>tfw sister still wont respond to any texts
god knows what she is doing im in the jack in the box parkinglot about to head back home.
>>27408860
>texting
>not having a face to face confrontation
pussy
>>27408860
Where you at? If your with in an hour drive of me ill come fuck the party up.
If real, then call police. Tell them you're the older brother and you didn't know she was going to have a party. Say they all showed up suddenly, and now they're doing things they shouldn't be doing. This absolves you of guilt and shuts things down
>>27408834
Invite /pol/ too so the blacks are more uncomfortable
>>27408883
i had no idea where she was and i wasnt going to go around asking stacies for my sister only to find her in the closet sucking some guys dick
>>27407001
This is a very good post right here
>>27408931
should have stopped the party before it started. calling parents or police is the only way to solve it without your house getting trashed. some people (your sister) don't value other people's belongings.
>>27406715
>MTG is not normie. It's cyborg tier, at BEST.
This. That anon has clearly never gone to an actual MTG tournament. You will not find a single Chad amongst an entire 30+ players.
>>27408860
Call the fucking cops. or find some way to sabotage the party. Then post the results. Please do this anon, for the love of god.
We will all heil you as the king of /r9k/ and grand generalissimo of the beta-uprising.
>>27408931
Call the police and say there are armed people in your house. And since they're niggers (and if you live in the USA) there's definitely going to be some casualties.Do it for /pol/
>>27409000
It's not over 9000, but it's damn close. Do it, OP
Do it for the trips
>>27409000
>>27408995
just sent a text telling her im calling the cops if she doesnt respond in 5 minutes
>>27409043
dont be bluffing. call parents first after the five minutes.
>>27409043
No No No
No you stupid fuck. Just call the cops. Don't warn them ahead of time. Now you will have to barricade your door when you do.
Anon what city do you live in?
You should start inviting tons of robots to the party.
If you're near Sacramento, I'll go
>>27406346
Mix chlorine tablets and rubbing alcohol in a empty jug and put a cap on. Set that shit up in middle of the room. :^)
I would set my webcam to record and hide in my room for endless blackmail material on chads and staceys
>>27409069
im in a parking lot
>>27409092
room is locked so no chads and stacies will be getting near my piss jugs unless they broke the door down
>>27409099
Bro just call the cops. Do it for the lulz. These normie assholes are having fun without you, they spit on you for being different.
Ruin their night. You could get so many of them busted for drug and alcohol charges. It would be hilarious.
Please do it. Pleeeease bro.
>>27409121
dont be surprised if that happens.
stroke your pee pee while you watch your sister and 100 other stacies get fucked by BBC. that's what I would do.
>>27409099
You now announced your plans of caling the cops. If you do not call them RIGHT NOW while playing it off to your sister you know her chads will try to ruin your life in the future. Probably fuck with your car etc.
>>27409043
You shouldn't have done that
She will alert the Chads who will break into your room and destroy your stuff
Normalfags are horrible people
sister finally called me back drunk and started cussing at me saying i will get in trouble too, and she still thinks im in my room locking people out and just not making any noise. probably calling parents
>>27408752
OP pls do this
>>27406628
how old is too old?
Is 25yo too old?
Can I pass if I'm energetic and clean shaven?
>>27409099
Bro, call the cops. Your thread is losing steam fast. We are leaving because you wont make fun of this situation.
>>27409252
keep your receipt from where ever you went for food.
Dude. Your parents will be fucking pissed at you when they get back and realize that you just let this shit happen to their house. If they haven't already lost all respect for you, this will be the final straw. For fucks sake just stop being such a passive little retard and call the cops and have them come over and break it up. Call your parents too.
Oh wait, this is just a bullshit story and OP is trolling for attention. NVM move along folks nothing to see here. Back in the day, the first thing people would have done is asked for some kind of proof.
>>27409252
>Tell your sister you wont snitch to alleviate her fears.
>Go into your room and lock the door.
>Call the cops.
>Screw them over.
>Record or document results for your fellow robot friends.
Stop being a puss.
>>27409252
I warned you. We all did. Your only chance is to play it down and say you were just worried etc and immediately call the cops because if any neighbors do this later shell think it was you. Just say "I didn't call. I was talking to you and not even home"
>This whole fucking thread
>Not a single piece of proof that any of this shit is happening
>A million fucking responses from idiots with lame ass retarded suggestions.
>OP keeps posting little things to drag it out but never giving any actual proof.
Jesus fucking Christ /r9k/. What the fuck happened to your brains?
>Crtl+F "get your sister drunk and fuck her"
>0 results
For shame.
>>27409300
>>27409341
these 2bh Iads
>>27409252
You fucked up man. Your sister is obviously a manipulative little cunt and she's going to spin shit so that you get in trouble too. Stop being worried about teenagers, just tell them to fuck off. What are they honestly going to do?
>>27409341
>comes to board of 15-18 year olds
>wonders why posters are naive
shut the fuck up.
>>27409260
I wouldn't say 25 is too old. One of the teachers at my HS is 25 and grills think he's hot (and he's not even a chad)
>>27406372
>you might get laid
If he's a robot then no, there is no chance for that.
>>27407073
Drunk girls is not a chance for anything for robots.
If he was attractive or was normal with social skills then maybe he could have gotten sex or something but a robot at a party has 0 chance of getting a girl.
>>27409420
even robots get laid pretty often when they are around drunk sluts. prime teen pussy is worth it when you don't have to actually say much or buy them anything.
>>27406589
This is an extremely good idea
>>27409470
>prime
>teen
>pussy
Pick two.
>>27409470
Normalfags with friends and social lifes and social skills who watch anime sometimes aren't robots.
Unless they're extremely attractive so that girls come to them nothing will happen.
t. 24 year old kissless virgin that have partied around 100 times
>>27409573
that's just a choice. you don't need social skills to fuck sluts. women aren't that special, sempay.
if you think robots can't have sex you have to also claim that robots can't masturbate.
decided against calling cops or parents because either way im fucked. just stopped at the neighborhood walmart to get some food to throw at people and their cars
>>27406346
Happened to a friend of mine when I was in middle school but it was his oldest sister. He got a bunch of pictures of the party including his sister being a drunk bitch, then blackmailed her with it for awhile. Eventually he showed his parents everything and his sister got completely fucked over.
This might be an opportunity for you to hold power over your sister.
>>27409530
...prime teen?
>>27409662
Holy shit you better be a fake OP you fucking faggot
>>27409260
>I dont know why they talk to me
>I tell them they can visit me when they're 18
>But they know what they're getting themselves into
>"I'm 24"
>"I'm older than your brother...and I'm taller"
>"I can probably pick you up"
>They don't listen
>I don't understand why they don't think it's creepy
>It's okay, they're taking health class
"Yea, I'm in Health."
>And I tell them, "Good, you know what a penis looks like"
>sibling throwing house party
>qt 3.14 and teenage "chads" show up
>OP is actually OLDER than them, but not enough to make him creepy
>20 year olds in a 16-17 year old's eyes are cool
>OP has automatic access to bros, beers, and pussy
>some people kill to live this kind of life
>what does OP do?
>OP calls the cops
I love you, /r9k/
>>27409660
>that's just a choice. you don't need social skills to fuck sluts. women aren't that special, sempay.
It's not a choice, it takes social skills or good looks for any girl to ever even consider having sex with you.
If you have don't have enough social skills what will happen is either that you have no contact with the drunk girls at all or that you just have a brief but polite conversation where you introduce yourself to each other and then it ends.
There is no way sex could happen without enough looks or social skills.
>if you think robots can't have sex you have to also claim that robots can't masturbate.
no
>>27409765
He might have access to temporary "drunk friends" (it can be pretty nice with those friendly conversations with drunk guys) and beer but not any pussy. It's not certain that he has access to the first two either.
>>27409662
WAIT
BUY LAXATIVES, a robot literally just did this last week. Crush them up and put it in their drinks. Record the shitfest.
>>27409766
>social skills to fuck a slut
yeah man and it takes real pro computer skills to open an email.
there's no functional difference between fucking your hand or a hot bitch. the hot bitch feels a lot better but it costs a bit of inconvenience and theres the chance she doesn't go with you, but that's her problem, not the robots.
called parents and my dad is supposed to be calling my sister right now, making my way home now
>>27409789
How can you tell?
I mean unless it's like some very low-key hangout with only like 8 people then yeah this makes sense, but from what OP described, it sounds pretty large.
just got back to find my sister with her tongue down jeromes throat. Unfortunately he could smell the popeyes on my breath and began to kiss me instead.
'Ooga booga' he grunted. 'Ooga booga tendie mouth'.
>>27409818
It doesn't take as much social skills if you're very attractive so that the girls come to you but otherwise there is just no way it could happen.
I don't have to somehow convince my hand to touch my dong.
>>27409808
>Record the shitfest.
Literally. :^)
Do it fellow robot. Do it.
>>27409808
that was a fake op
You should stop being so anal, try to socialize and maybe get laid
what you should have done
>sister you have 5 minutes to send a sacrifice to my room to take my virginity of I'm calling the cops
Well guys its all over now. Im going to get my house back, sister is trying to get people to leave as we speak.
>>27409530
i'll take teen pussy
>>27409844
mate people get laid at theme parties all the time. looks literally just mean don't go out of your way to seem revolting. there are pickier girls than others but you'd be surprised how pathetic most of them are when they get drunk. every guy begins to look the same to them. if you really wanted to make some abstract point about who gets in easier, it's always about money and sense of humor, but easier or not it's still a walk in the park. i'm not saying you personally will have a girl on your dick every night you go out or people come over, but over time it's just inevitable that you get the opportunity regardless of what you look like or how your "skills" are.
>>27409937
So you just don't know about the existence of robots.
There are guys below what you can fathom, those guys are robots. Those guys could be the last men on earth and still die virgins.
When you say that no social skills are needed you really just mean that you need very little social skills.
Call the police and tell your whore sister to move out or catch an STD/I already and be sterilized.
>>27409470
Old hags aren't prime you human trash.
>>27409937
Yeah normalfags get laid at parties all the time.
I have partied close to 100 times now i think and exactly 0 girls have shown any interest in me.
I'm still a 24 year old gf.
Call the fucking cops and ruin the normies fun.
>Hey guys :D :D! Is this the par-
>No pictures at all
>everyone falling for bait
R9K has fallen
>>27410219
Do you have the one without pepe?
>>27410253
Everybody knows it was fake, it's just fun to play pretend sometimes. I personally was monitoring this thread because my bird is throwing a birthday party and it's getting kinda rowdy and I might need some ideas to break it up fast.
>>27410296
just yell really loud and make yourself tall and big
>tfw 24 year old permavirgin who lives back at home after college
>parents are rarely gone , basically only gone for vacation for a week
>has happened 3 times since I moved back home summer 2014
>even though im 24 so "house parties" arent really a thing at this age, normal people would at least invite friends over or maybe actually have a small house party (at least for the losers from high school who were still living at home like me)
>i just be happy that i have the house to myself
and even if i had the situation OP had, i'm an emaciated manlet so those teenage chads are surely stronger and more manly than i am
just kill me
>>27410350
There's a bearded vulture in there with PTSD, and poachers did that a lot to him. I really don't want to get sued or my throat slit. Any other ideas?
>>27410417
you're fucked tommate-o
>>27406346
Roam thew house beating anyone you come across with a bat or hammer
FUCKING MISSING OUT ON A PRIME OPPORTUNITY HERE OP; FUCKING GET OUT AND TELL THOSE CUNTS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>27410264
just right click on that one and do a google image search. come on, senpai.
>>27410048
I work at a sex shop
>>27406346
Try talking to them, find out what Normies talk about nowadays.
