Why do women ask for so much?
>>27406034
I'm running on a hunch here but I get the impression women actually don't ask (You) for anything.
So what's the problem?
Have you not read one of those "red flags for women" threads? Or even just r9k in general
They're used to attention and don't yet have the introspective to realise they've hit the wall and are no longer Stacy
>>27406034
>if you are bald or experiencing male pattern baldness
Kinda ironic coming from her.
>You should message me if
>You are NOT a hipster or identify as ironic
so if you are a hipster, but also identify as ironic, you can message her?
(!H V I) => M
As a 20 year balding guy feels bad I'll never get a chance with that 10/10 woman.
Probably for the best because her balding looks pretty bad too, wouldn't want to cuck our kids.
>>27406034
I love this. She looks like a balding 30-something tech guy.
Honestly women don't know what they want. All of her "don't wants" were probably some guy she didn't like who did it. Just like they don't like "hook ups" but have hooked up a lot. They "don't want" things, but that doesn't mean they call it off if an attractive person does it.
Women have no idea how romance or seduction actually works because they are totally passive in the whole process.
Women only "don't want" things when certain guys do it.
>>27406385
>(!H V I) => M
I appreciate you, anon. I'm not a fan of your symbol choice (just letting my autism show) but I like you.
(~H v I) => M
>>27406034
>working on becoming more motivated to do more with my life
>working on becoming motivated
>work 4 hours a week
why are women like this
>>27406034
>if you work in I.T.
What? Why is this included
>>27406550
>>27406550
all women secretly want a guy to take control
>I.T.
Well, fuck, I wasn't interested in you anyway, bitch.
>>27406646
IT guys can be both autistic and kind of dickishI work in IT so I see it a lot
>>27406646
coz computers are for smelly nerds lol 2016
guys my phone is acting weird who can fix?
>>27406457
Maybe 'she' is, and is lying about working at Target, and thus, doesn't want any fellow balding thirtysomething tech guys who might work with 'her' in the near future to find out.
>>27406034
Cause there's always betas to give them what they want
>we will never be good enough
>>27406748
What the fuck. That's so unfair. I cant get ONE date and some landwhale gets 8 per month?
Goddamn I love this shit, more please.
>>27406034
>only works 4 hours a week
>no IT guys
This bitch though
>>27406796
She's probably lying Anon.
>>27406350
It's Eggman's sister, can't blame her for wanting to do better than her brother.
>>27406631
She has extreme environmental allergies, fibromyalgia, extreme anxiety, borderline personality disorder, and pre-PTSD, so I think she's very brave to be working as many hours a week as she does.
>>27406945
>borderline
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>27406796
To be fair, she has like three vaginas. I mean, I'm just going by that pic...might be more.
>>27406945
>o I think she's very brave to be working as many hours a week as she does.
Fuck off fucking whitey knighty she wont sleep with you either
>>27407009
>not being able to read the facetiousness dripping off that post
i shiggy diggy
>>27407009
This is why she said no IT guys. You must be legitimately autistic to not understand that was pure sarcasm.
>>27406034
>quickly drying up faster than the Serengeti
what an awkward sentence
>>27407211
I think she was subconsciously describing her ovaries.
>>27406980
That just means they need a spanking every now and then to keep in line
>>27406895
Seriously? Wow...I see the resemblance.
>kinda feel sorry for her
>but i'm in IT, so...
>>27407067
>whitenights rando chick
>gets called on it
>"oh i was being facetidious and scarcastic lol. what are you autistic?"
I mean this sinserely; fuck off duckturd.
>>27407318
no, it means their personality is royally fucked beyond redemption
barring 15 years of therapy
>>27406034
Working 4 hours a week???????
How do you live?
Even if you made $100 an hour that's still below the poverty line
>>27407464
judging by my experiences on okcupid, she probably lives with her mom
>okcupid
>every girl on there is as big of a loser as I am
>difference is that they still get dozens of messages a day while I get none
How did we let 2/10 "women" like this skank to feel like they could have any standards or patronise over guys who experience stuff they might have no control over like balding.
Seriously, this bitch is so odious looking it pisses me off to see she has the audacity to call someone out for his exterior looks
>I want a man, not a boy
>But nobody over 200 pounds
A full grown man weighs over 200 lbs, most of which should be muscle
>>27407464
>How do you live?
She lives in a house trailer in a suburb of Crown Point, Indiana, just off Wyandotte Blvd. near the Fitzgibbons at the Glencross stripmall (Tuesday night is "Ladies Night", she never misses because they have chocolate pudding shots).
Her dad pays rent on the place and fixed it up for her so she has a cozy safe place to drink soup from her "Male Tears" jumbo mug.
Why?
>>27407630
She's obviously not buying that whole "real men have curves" propaganda.
>>27406034
did someone type that up for her? she's clearly a downie
>you will never be prime zyzz
>you will never make bitches like that feel the rejection like they never did
>>27407763
>you will never flat-out reject and insult a girl and then immediately turn around and ask her when you can pick her up with her still being receptive
>you will never throw it right back in her face
>>27406034
I can sort of understand the prerequisites considering at least 75-80% of OkCupid's male population is comprised of the thirstiest niggas on earth. I had a girl I dated for a short time show me some of the shit she got from these guys; once they get a sight of pussy all shame and decency goes right out the fucking window and they go full dog begging for table scraps mode.
>>27406892
a reminder 4 u senpai
>>27406646
IT people are the lowest scum in the office world. One woman referred to me over the phone as "Mr help desk.". :/
>>27408143
It's not that fact that's the problem.
She works at fucking target.
That's the point of this thread. That her standards are no where near realistic.
>>27408143
>IT people are the lowest scum in the office world. One woman referred to me over the phone as "Mr help desk.".
>Going into I.T.
>read this.
>choosing a job where women will still find you appalling, useless & disgusting.
>you chose the right career path.
Though I'm hoping to end up working in some data centre somewhere. But anything that will pay for my body pillows and weeb shit. I'll put up with anything.
>>27408460
it gives money, yes
hard as fuck tho
just started a prime system development course
>>27407593
>How did we let 2/10 "women" like this skank to feel like they could have any standards or patronise over guys who experience stuff they might have no control over like balding.
I ask myself this every time I fire up tinder. Trying to make themselves look like they have fucking options. Meanwhile they crop out half their faces and hide their fat guts behind their obese friend that's also standing sideways.
Invest in the catfood industry.
>>27408608
they allow themselves to do it because they know someone will always come at them beginning for them to date him and pay for her. even this hambeast has a chance of landing a rich cuck and getting married. we brought it upon ourselves, our inability to hold our urges to fuck anything that has a pulse.
>>27408596
It'll be worth it in the end.
With no wife or kids to waste money on. It'll be easy to retire and live a comfy life afterwards.Hopefully.
>>27408596
>course
Info on this course? I'm curious.
>>27408940
it teaches from basic pc knowledge (hardware, kernel) to advanced programming
course is 13 months long and in the end you can even win a full scholarship
>>27409079
Interesting. I'm doing a 3 year program in Network Engineering / Computer Networking. We'll be learning basic / moderate programming aswell.
I'm looking forward to it, but I'm really looking forward to the network infrastructure classes, Cisco courses. I think I'm going to focus more on the hardware side things.
Good luck Anon.
Take this qt anime girl as a good luck charm.
>>27409209
Cisco courses are fucking gold
if you're up to one of those, prepare yourself for g's dude
>>27409209
>>27409245
anyway, thank you, and good luck too
>>27406034
More pics like that please
>>27409270
Thanks m8.
>>27409245What do you mean by "g's"? Never this before.
But thanks for the heads up. I think I'm ready for these courses, I'll find out in the coming semesters.
>>27409600
grants lol
>>27409707
Aahh okay.I did some research and it turns out the college I'm going to offers courses to get my Certificates.
Things are looking up for me I guess. Plus talking to you guys made me realize I'm not wasting me time either doing these courses. Thanks again m8s.
>are you happy with your life?
>No
good
>tfw fat tumblrina girls like pic related turn my dick into diamonds
>tfw okcupid is a goddamn buffet for me
It's pretty nice
>>27406034
She is the textbook definition of a butterface. Those titties tho
Because feminism decided to ruin absolutely everything.
women are the fucking worse things ever
pic related
>>27406646
Women hate beta nerds.
>>27406306
I'm fairly sure those "red flags for women" threads are just bait made to piss off any women/traps that lurk /r9k/
>>27406646
She works in a fucking Target
>>27407428
Not that guy, but it was very obviously sarcasm
>>27411981
Fuck off with your delusional traditionalist scapegoat. Women have always been like this.
>>27407763
You still have a chance, men age like whine, women age like milk. Of you somewat look good in your 30 or 40's you'll be able to btfo desperate old roasties by the dozen.
>>27412074
Men could control it till feminism and gave them power retard.
>>27408143
>IT people are the lowest scum in the office world
M8, I'm the fucking post boy. I'm at the absolute bottom of the totem pole at my company. The only benefit is that it's a cushy office job so it's not as bad as working in a supermarket.
>>27411961
You mean buttertits? She's obviously fat, retard.
>>27411984
>Female is a dehumanizing term
WUT?
>>27412291
Just... don't. Don't even read that gibberish. You'll just get brain damage. It's all good.
>>27411059
>implying fat tumblrina girls don't have the highest standards of them all
>>27407428
Jesus Christ, cunt. Why is your spelling so poor?
>>27406034
Maybe she has a nice pussy
>>27407630
Fatfuck detected
Fuck you robot i bet youre a obese fuckwit who thinks hes bearmode just like this pleb
I live in the Bay Area and I see genders and sexualities that I think they're just making them up as they go...
>>27407428
>this autistic fuck shares a board with you
...damn
>>27407630
You sound fat as hell, you know damn well you haven't seen the inside of a gym since this year started.
>>27411961
>Butterface
She's fat. Everything about her is wrong. Personality, body shape, face, everything.
>>27407948
making your entire profile just being a list of men you wouldn't date is a giant red flag. write about yourself, its not like anything you do is going to stop people you don't want messaging you, messaging you
>how to tell if a woman has had a thousand dicks in her
>first sentence or first paragraph says: I'm not into hooking up
how stupid do you have to be to take sex off of the table on a dating website?
so are people just not supposed to want to have sex with each other anymore?
are sex and relationships mutually exclusive now?
>women have standards
>men have no standards
hmmmm
>>27406034
>tfw she wouldn't date me becasue i work in IT and weigh over 200lbs
I'm not even fat, i'm a powerlifter
>>27414120
They think it keeps "creepers" away. I don't think they got the memo that A) most dudes don't read that shit anyway and B) catfishing experiments have shown how full of shit they are.
>>27414087
She has nothing to say about herself. She's a fucking loser who works at a super market. Her whole life is an L, there's no academic achievement, she has no hobbies, she clearly isn't ever physically active, she's pale as hell so never leaves the house either.
She's a fat fucking loser.
>>27406034
LOLed at "I work at target"
