How do I find someone willing to beat the shit out of me?
Would offering them money work?
>>27405296
Money would work
Or just picking a fight near a bar etc
>>27405296
I'll do it for free honestly
So do you get off on this or do you geniunely hate yourself
I'll beat the shit out of you for $300 and a notarized contract that precludes you from pressing charges.
>>27405323
How much? Where would I encounter someone willing to do it for money? I'm sure I can't just walk into a fast food restaurant and ask someone in front of a bunch of other people.
>>27405328
Chances are we're nowhere near each other. No robots live where I live.
>>27405332
Mostly the latter.
>>27405347
I don't have that much money
>>27405355
Nice dubs, you're better than that famaladingdong. If you're dead set on getting yourself beat up though why not do it for something worthwhile, like being a vigilante or something?
>>27405355
>Chances are we're nowhere near each other. No robots live where I live.
How about posting location instead of being annoying as fuck?
>>27405408
>you're better than that famaladingdong.
I'm not.
>If you're dead set on getting yourself beat up though why not do it for something worthwhile, like being a vigilante or something?
Not interested in that. I just want to be hurt.
>>27405423
Southeast US. If by some miracle you're in the area you'll have to be more specific, I don't want to dox myself.
>>27405296
If in Maine 100 bucks and we'll call it mma
>>27405452
>wants the shit beat out of him
>afraid of being doxxed
Hmmmmm
>>27405536
I live with my parents.
>>27405509
Sorry.
>>27405553
You still can't get doxxed by posting your city or state.
If you're willing to pay for it then why not pay for someone's travel expenses?
>>27405614
I am a NEET and not at all wealthy.
>>27405553
west coast US?
How bad do you want to get beat?
>>27405652
Badly but this clearly isn't going to work because like I said no one on this board is near me. And I don't have the money to pay for travel expenses.
>>27405683
where is your general location?
>>27405816
Close to the center of the US' eastern coast, a bit towards the south.
>>27405296
Just engage a fight you fucktard
>>27405867
I don't want to go to jail. I just want to get beaten up.
Why the fuck do you want your shit fucked up senpai?
>>27405296
Not near you unfortunately, (I would happily and brutally beat the shit out of you until you're completely immobile) but what kind of beating would you want to get?
Annoy black people and say "It's just a prank bro"
>>27405918
I'm a terrible person. That's why.
>>27405972
This is actually decent advice. Just disrespect some nigger, they can't control themselves. You'll probably be able to sue him as well.
>tfw no girl who just wants you to beat the shit out of them on a regular basis
>>27405982
Beat yourself up then. Don't die senpai.
the feeling when would be down to just fight but too afraid of someone pulling a knife or koing and taking my wallet
>>27406368
There's only so much I can do on my own, which is why I want someone else to do it for me.
A hungry skeleton isn't very strong.
>>27405296
>be white
>go to latino neighborhood
>...?
>profit!!
>>27406423
Sorry senpai. No one lives near you. I wouldn't do random craiglist shit either; probably get mugged and killed.
>>27405652
are YOU west coast?
I'm in southeast op where you at?
>>27406416
I've tried to organize robot fight clubs years ago. Never works.
>>27405838
Op i live in NC, seems where your leading to
>>27407320
same
I think the sadness makes everyone flighty, there's very little hope for organizing anything
where are you at? wanna have a go?
>no one on this board is near me
>>27405838
>one of the most populous areas in the fucking country
Let it die already
>>27405452
I'm in 28227
>>27407798
No one is gonna live in the hick South bruh.
Walk up to a black guy and yell "NIGGER" in his face. There you go OP.
Hal stop it!
